"Shocked! Return of the missing persons! Come brothers, kidnap him! ”

"Upstairs, the UC shock department needs you, don't go, I'll tie you up first!"

"Brother Jiangchi, huh, people have finally waited for you to start broadcasting, hum, you look so handsome in the game, and the slave family likes it so much (/)/~┴┴ "

"Roll the calves? You're a man! Depend on! Disgusting people! ”

……

Less than a minute after the start of the broadcast in Jiangchi, a large wave of popularity instantly flowed in, and there should be many new viewers among them.

And because this is in an Internet café, although it is a private room, the equipment is not too good, so Jiang Chi did not make a face this time, it is completely the image of the computer screen.

"Well, hello brothers! Welcome to Jiang's live broadcast room, next, this time we will play four rows of random passers-by! ”

Jiang Chi hasn't broadcast live for a long time, and he doesn't know what to say.

Sitting in front of the computer, the embarrassment is all committed.

"Do you hit four rows of random passers-by?"

Su Xiaoxiao, who entered the game next to her, asked curiously.

Audience 1: "......"

Audience 2: "Shhh There's a woman next to the anchor.,Shouldn't it be at home...! ”

Audience 3: "Uh... Isn't Brother Jiang playing? I can't be at home until I finish the fight..."

Audience Four: "Don't you notice that this voice is a little familiar?" ”

Audience 5: "Hey, don't say it, it's really familiar..."

So, with the fermentation of the audience's barrage.

Su Xiaoxiao!

Next to Jiang Chi, it turned out to be Su Xiaoxiao.

"? I'll just say! The special Xiaoxiao three sets have not been broadcast! (MMP smiles), it turns out that I was mixed with the anchor! ”

"Huh! Woman! I remember you! Your name is called, betrayal! ”

"Xiaoxiao! Don't go! We need you! You can't be swept away by a pig's nose! ”

Obviously, the audience not only guessed that she was Su Xiaoxiao, but also confirmed it.

In the Jiangchi live broadcast room, there are also many viewers of Su Xiaoxiao.

The main reason is that Su Xiaoxiao brought 100,000 people to Jiang Chi before! In addition, there are only a few big anchors on the platform of Shenshu, so the popularity is basically duplicated.

Nothing wrong with it!

Jiang Chi looked at the barrage dumbfounded, and then turned his head to look at Su Xiaoxiao.

Su Xiaoxiao winked mischievously at Jiang Chi.

At that time, Jiang Chi couldn't bear it! I just wanted to explain it in the live broadcast room.

Su Xiaoxiao: "Husband, you answer me duck!" Isn't it a fight, random passers-by in four rows, well! ”

Jiang Chi: "......"

it? In an instant, he knew what it meant that a woman couldn't be messed with.

Subconsciously glanced at the barrage again.

"Old, husband? , Su Xiaoxiao, you stinky woman are playing so high? You've said you've loved us for the rest of your life! ”

"Xiaoxiao! The water of the Yellow River, my tears! ”

"You pee with your eyes upstairs?"

"Take Su Xiaoxiao! Must be cleared! Words don't count, I'm bhew! ”

99＋

There was nothing wrong with it, the barrage exploded all of a sudden, and it was not three seconds before Su Xiaoxiao's words fell.

"I'm special... No, brothers, listen to me. ”

Jiang Chi was in a hurry, and just wanted to explain, but he didn't expect to be one foot taller than a demon.

"Husband, what do you want to explain? Can't you just break the news? ”

Su Xiaoxiao looked at Jiang Chi honestly and blinked her eyes.

Jiang Chi: "......"

Jiang Chi didn't watch the barrage this time, but he knew that even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he couldn't wash it!

"Okay, let's not talk about this, what, Su Xiaoxiao and I will randomly line up with passers-by this time!"

Jiang Chi wisely skipped the topic.

But the audience still can't hold on to this topic.

You said you went to play a game, and it was only live for three days! As a result, as soon as the live broadcast was broadcast, we were given the whole play!

Who can withstand this?

"Hehe, man, your name is Badass!"

"Woo woo, Brother Jiang Chi, is that woman better than me? Woo, I'm not alive anymore! Don't stop me! ”

"Come, I'll answer you upstairs Su Xiaoxiao is better than you, you're too big underneath!!"

"The suspicious car has no evidence, take it away!"

Jiang Chi pretended to be calm and pretended not to see these barrages.

Anyway, there are no cameras now, and the audience doesn't know what his expression is!

"Well, brothers, we're ready to match."

As soon as Su Xiaoxiao pulled Jiang Chi into the team, Jiang Chi reminded the audience.

Then Su Xiaoxiao clicked into the match.

Because considering the audience's experiential nature, and most people let him play the rainforest map, Jiang Chi naturally wanted to play the rainforest map.

Anyway, this game is going to be played no matter what the picture is.,It's just that the island map may play a little more.。

Naturally, it doesn't matter what kind of picture you make.

One into the game.

"Can Number Two speak?"

Jiang Chi heard this voice.

It's a little lewd, a little smiling, and it sounds like a lewd uncle is asking you.

And the second position is Su Xiaoxiao.

"Uh..."

She turned her head to look at Jiang Chi.

Jiang Chi: "......"

"What are you looking at me for?"

"Yes, yes."

Su Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows and said helplessly.

Actually, she didn't want to pick it up.

This is obviously a lewd uncle when she hears it, and she is not only not interested, but even a little annoying.

"Oh, I can hear it, I wish I could hear it."

The lewd uncle (No. 4) said something to himself, and then turned his head and asked Jiang Chi in the No. 1 position: "Can No. 1 hear it?" ”

"Yes."

Jiang Chi said a word very coldly.

I don't know what this obscene uncle in the fourth position is going to do, so Jiang Chi didn't talk much.

"Can you hear that, too?"

The lewd uncle asked in disbelief, and then saw that Jiang Chi didn't reply, so he stopped talking.

Because it is in the quality square of the rainforest map, there is a minute of waiting time to get on the plane.

After a while, before I got on the plane.

The silence was interrupted again by the obscene uncle in the fourth position.

"Eh, that, can Number Three hear me?"

Uncle Lewd turned his gaze to Number Three.

"Yes."

It's a very rich magnetic sound, and it sounds like singing a ballad.

It's comfortable, it's sexy, it's nice, it's great.

Barrage 1: "Ouch? This man's voice is a bit funny! ”

Barrage 2: "Come, tell me upstairs, what's the matter?" ”

Barrage 3: "I just want to ask, is this man singing folk songs?" This special sound is too vicissitudes, so good? ”

Barrage 4: "Despite this, I still love our brother Jiang Chi!" ”

……

"Huh?"

Jiang Chi also paid attention to No. 3 Mai, should I say that this voice is really good.

Thick without losing the sense of youth, magnetic without losing a sense of stability, very crisp, but not greasy, in general, it is very feeling.

As for Su Xiaoxiao, she didn't know what to put in her brain, so she didn't pay attention to it at all.

"Can Number Three hear me?"

The obscene uncle in the fourth position took care of himself again, and asked the little brother in the third position.

"Well, I can hear you, by the way, why are you asking this?"

The little brother in the third position asked curiously.

From the beginning of the game, he saw this obscene uncle in the fourth position ask around.

"Me?"

The lewd uncle didn't expect the little brother in the third position to suddenly ask.

Subconsciously, he said the truth: "It's nothing, the main thing is to see if you are deaf." ”

Jiang Chi: "..."

Number Three: "..."

Su Xiaoxiao: "..."

Such an upright character? Come! Give him the crown! This emperor, I won't do it!

"What, you're really good at talking."

Jiang Chi smiled awkwardly at the obscene uncle.

At first, he thought that he was the first to ask No. 2 because he wanted to tease Su Xiaoxiao.

Who knows, people are so upright!

Uncle Gengzhi! No more obscenity!

"Honestly, there are many people who have been matched before

They can't hear me talking, as if they don't respect me at all, and the most basic things between people are gone. ”

The lewd uncle is no longer obscene, he says it seriously.

Nine points of uprightness, one point of righteousness!

Okay, give him a score of 87! Less that 13!

"So that's the case, co-authors, I don't want to talk to you at all?"

Little Brother No. 3 asked.

In fact, the answer is imminent!

Uncle Four: "......"

Do you know what it feels like to have a myocardial infarction? That's it, the lewd uncle can't say anything.

Hold your chest, here! Pain!!!

"Haha, this little brother number three is interesting! Visually, another straight man who is even straighter than the anchor! ”

"What's better than a straight man on the anchor? Is the anchor straight? Come on, streamer, say love me! ”

"Love you next door! Roll the calf, the anchor is from my family! ”

"So what?"

"Xiaoxiao is all of us, so anchor = us and me!"

“……”

It's a stinky and shameless audience, what kind of anchor there is, what kind of audience there is!

"Where are we jumping?"

Jiang Chi saw that he was about to get on the plane and asked.

Of course, it's everyone who asks.

Little brother No. 3: "Jump the training base, where are the abundant materials!" ”

Uncle Four: "I think what No. 3 said makes sense!" ”

Su Xiaoxiao: "Jump in your heart!" ”

All: "......"

There's nothing wrong with it, Jiang Chi doesn't explain anything, let the audience think.

Now he has a hundred mouths, and he can't win the audience.

"Yo, or a couple? Why, don't couples go to the sweet double row to abuse single dogs? ”

Uncle Geng Zhi, he has always been so upright!

Only, he may have lied.

"The surname is Mao! Do you want to get a divorce? ”

There was a deep voice from Uncle Geng Zhi's side, which sounded like the roar of a charter wife.

is different from No. 3's vigorousness, she can be separated from the rough in the world!

"No, no, wife, you cook your food."

Uncle Geng Zhi smiled innocently, and after making sure that his wife was gone, he muttered in a low voice: "Crazy woman, I'm sorry, you know?" ”

Jiang Chi: "......"

Su Xiaoxiao: "......"

Number Three: "......"

Audience: "......"

Barrage 1: "What are you doing cold?" Buckle 6! ”

Barrage 2: "Forgive me for laughing unkindly, is this a man?" ”

Barrage three: "Two sides and three knives, one set in front of you, one set on your back!" This trick Uncle Geng can be regarded as a perfect game, and Xiaosheng admires it! If you can have half of him, why should the old Wang next door to me get married three times? ”

Barrage 4: "Come on, be good, help him to the island and become the governor!" ”

Barrage Five: "I can only say one thing, man, your name is a villain!" ”

……

No one could have imagined that such a dramatic scene would happen.

It seems that this upright uncle is not only upright, but also probably a strict wife.

You see him talking to his wife, and you know.

"Big brother, you are so happy!"

Little Brother Three's tone was slightly sympathetic.

"Hey, of course I'm happy, I usually upgrade at home, I call him to the east, she definitely doesn't dare..."

Uncle Geng Zhi just wanted to come to 13, and suddenly the aunt said: "The surname is Mao!" I'll give you twenty minutes, and I'll cook well for labor and management when I'm done! ”

"Good wife!"

Uncle Geng Zhi was not embarrassed at all, and responded to the aunt.

Following the sentence just now: "I told her to go east, she would never dare to go west, I said I wanted to cook, she would never dare to rob, I said I wanted to wash the dishes, I promised that she would not even dare to move the bowls." ”

The obscene uncle said this sentence with a posture that rivals the world.

Then he continued: "Look, just now I said that I would go cook after playing this game, and she dared to move? ”

Number Three: "......"

Pull him to the island, send a leader like him!