On the turbulent East China Sea, a hairy penguin is paddling, and there is a floating blanket-like object next to him, they are the two of them, Salted Fish and Lao Hei, who are delivering supplies to the Vortex Anti-Fog Ninja Base Area.

The fleet of the Misty Shinobi is very strong, and during the First Ninja War, they successfully blocked all the outlets of the Land of Thunder, forcing them to fight Konoha on the narrow peninsula.

Therefore, after Wuling Hongguang of Qiuming Mountain transported the materials to the wharf, he could only use unconventional forces to complete the follow-up transportation tasks.

"Lao Hei, you can't do this template! Didn't you say good aquatic dinosaur templates, why penguins? ”

Salted fish is an old driver on this fairway. His flat body carried hundreds of catties of supplies, and he was still able to shuttle through the waves with ease.

In contrast, Lao Hei is much more embarrassed, although the penguin's fat fat provides a lot of buoyancy, he is still not very skilled in using his short legs and wings to stroke, and he can carry relatively few supplies.

Hearing the ridicule of the salted fish, Lao Hei said angrily: "You are illiterate, birds are also a kind of dinosaurs, I am the strongest template in the whole server, as long as I wear a red scarf, who can be my opponent?" ”

"I know a little girl from the Vortex clan, would I like to introduce it to you, I think she has a lot of hair, and she is very suitable for knitting a scarf for you." Salted fish said "sincerely".

"Really? Is it a little girl? Don't lie to me! ”

As a well-known game UP master, Lao Hei is obviously a maternal single, and I heard that there is a little girl, even if it is just an NPC, she will immediately become a licking dog.

But to be honest, the characters in this game are so real that it seems to be a good thing to have a vigorous love affair in it......

The cute little penguin should be popular with girls, right?

Lao Hei's saliva flowed into the sea, and he looked up and asked, "Salted fish, I blame you, you are a good person, may I ask what is the name of that girl?" It can't be Kushina, right? ”

"You think beautifully! Haven't you read the system announcement? Whoever touches a hair of Vortex Jiu Sinai will be permanently banned immediately! ”

Salted fish can't wait to sew this stupid penguin's mouth shut, if it weren't for the familiar face of Gensuke Uzumaki, the [Jiu Sinai] entry has been unsealed, otherwise just Lao Hei mentioned Jiu Sinai, and he would have to be banned immediately!

Since the game was launched, people who don't believe in evil and have been banned, starting from the "Blue Sky Great Demon King", to the least, there are hundreds of people.

As an avid fan of the game and a man who will die if he doesn't play, Salted Fish can tail, peep, and deceive newcomers, but he will never touch anything that is in danger of being banned.

"Her name is Suzumi Uzumaki, she is fifteen years old, she has beautiful red hair, and she is absolutely full, and she will knit you a scarf and a hat when the time comes!"

"Okay, yes, fifteen-year-old Saigao! Don't regret it! ”

"A gentleman's word, the horse is difficult to chase!"

"Good brother!"

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Just when the two of them were paddling and talking nonsense, a mysterious net suddenly rose rapidly from underwater.

"Damn, is it Kiristin again? I can't get the points for this dart again! ”

The salted fish and Lao Hei were caught together by the big net, and a few big yellow croakers slapped their tails angrily and pumped on the big face of the salted fish of one square meter.

From the fog in the distance, a group of ninjas wearing dark masks appeared in small boats, judging from their costumes, they were not fog ninjas, but Konoha ninjas.

A female ninja wearing a lotus mask stood at the bow of the boat, made a sign of reconciliation towards Lao Hei and Salted Fish, and said loudly: "Psychic beast friends, I am Konoha Koharu, I am very sorry for the offense today, but we are here with goodwill and peace. ”

"The crazy woman of Konoha let me and the salted fish go! Otherwise, I'll be your immortal *#@%#¥%#%#@@%...... NMSL！ "Lao Hei is a violent temper, and immediately squirted.

Salted fish was also not to be outdone, and shouted: "Turn to bed Xiaochun, are you the old woman named Chun, just like you, you can find fifteen fathers when we go out in Zu'an!" ”

Koharu and Konoha were stunned!

In the language-poor ninja world, when have they ever seen such a shameless troll?

Are these ninja beasts so poor?

The Zu'an in their mouths is the name of the Fourth Immortal Land?

And salted fish and Lao Hei don't care, spraying people will be banned at most, and they won't be banned, I'm afraid of a bird!

It's a big deal to be banned, so I will move bricks for a few days, just to make money and upgrade the template.

"You...... You guys...... Shame on you! ”

Zhuan Xiaochun's chest rose and fell violently, the last time he was insulted like this was when he scolded Chiyo in the first ninja war, but Chiyo didn't scold so hard at that time!

But fortunately, the two psychic beasts scolded for about five minutes, and then suddenly stopped talking.

Or maybe their mouths were still moving, but they didn't know why they didn't make a sound, they just kept poking their middle fingers at their side, and they didn't know what they meant.

Although it is very strange that they have a middle finger as a magic carpet and a penguin, there are countless strange creatures in this world, and Koharu doesn't care too much about it.

"I guess I realized my rudeness and wanted to reconcile, right? Could this be the seal of reconciliation of their Zu'an ninja beast? ”

Zhuan Xiaochun thought about it and thought it was very possible, so he followed the example of Lao Hei and Salted Fish, raised the middle fingers of his left and right hands, and poked towards the sky.

The old black and salted fish in the net pocket were angry, but because they had been banned by the system, they couldn't make a sound at all, and could only poke their middle fingers more quickly.

When Xiaochun saw that there was a play, these psychic beasts really interacted with him, and he looked very happy.

Therefore, she also increased the frequency of poking her fingers, wanting to respond to the enthusiasm of the Zuan ninja.

So, there was such a scene on the sea, a penguin, a magic carpet, and an old woman, the three of them confronted each other, and kept poking their middle fingers, and the more they poked, the faster they poked.

After poking for about ten minutes, Koharu felt that he had expressed enough kindness, so he stopped.

She clapped her hands, and there was a small boat in front of her, and there were gifts for the ninja beasts on board.

"Delicious bugs and dried fish, if you are willing to sign a contract, these can be given to you!"

Salted Fish and Lao Hei looked at a boatload full of stinky fish and rotten shrimp, and almost vomited out their overnight meals, although they used the template of Sansho fish and penguins, their five senses were still human.

This crazy woman raised her middle finger for a long time, and she still used this thing to disgust people, can you bear it?

Of course, the most important thing is that Salted Fish and Lao Hei themselves don't have contract scrolls!

When they just registered a game account, they signed a "deed of sale", and their bodies did not belong to themselves, but to Bofeng Company!

Life is a retainer of Bofeng, death is a ghost of Bofeng, you must show integrity!

Lao Hei suddenly thought of a way, he picked up Lao Hei like a flat plate, then bit his finger, and wrote on it: "Woman, even if you can get my people, you can't get my heart!" ”

As he spoke, under the stunned expressions of everyone, Lao Hei used all his strength to tear the salted fish in half.

The salted fish made a "I cracked" mouth shape and passed away peacefully.

"Damn, is it so violent? Hand tearing companions? ”

The ninjas of the shadows couldn't help but be a little scared, such a ferocious psychic beast didn't seem to be suitable as a partner in battle!

Looking at the frightened eyes of everyone, Lao Hei sneered silently three times, and then twisted his neck and died of anger.

At this point, the dark "salted fish catching plan" was declared a complete failure.

However, it is not for nothing that she has learned the new seal of reconciliation, and she also knows the name of the fourth immortal land - Zu'an!

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