Chapter 42 The Huns
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Huo Quzhi, who returned to the big man, glanced at the familiar courtyard with red eyes, and then turned around alone, turning his back to Huang Xiaowei and the others, in Huang Xiaowei's perspective, he only saw Huo Quzhi's shoulders rising and falling, shaking non-stop, as if he was taking a deep breath, if he guessed correctly, Huo Quzhi was probably calming his emotions.
During this time, Huang Xiaowei and the others did not bother Huo Quai, after all, he had just separated from his sweetheart and could not see him again in a short time, so it was better to let him calm down alone at this time.
Qin Shi Huang, Comrade Ying Zhengzheng can be said to be deeply touched by this, after all, this brother is also a person who has a disgraceful record, and because of Wei Yin's incident, he has also attracted the scolding of many female readers, and scum is a label that Qin Shi Huang can never erase.
Five minutes later, Huo Quzhi's mood was much better, I saw him open his arms, breathe a breath of fresh air hard, his eyes flashed with a fine light, clenched his right fist, and roared loudly; "I'm sick and I'm back!"
Seeing that Huo Quai's mood was stable, Qin Shi Huang immediately interrupted and said: "Okay, okay, don't be scared, you kid is not a big man now." โ
Huo Qubing smiled, Huang Xiaowei stepped forward and patted Huo Quzhi's shoulder, and said with emotion: "Xiaojun, you have returned to Dahan, and the next thing is all up to you," After speaking, Huang Xiaowei suddenly pressed Huo Quzhi's shoulder, and shouted at Qin Shihuang behind him: "Brother Win, Lao Cao come up and hold this kid to see if he came back with a grenade." โ
"Xiaowei, catch this kid, don't let him run away!" Qin Shi Huang Cao Cao and the others rolled up their sleeves and rushed up, as if the imperial army had seen the flower girl.
Huo Quzhi: "......"
The five of them stopped Huo Qubing without saying a word, and a pair of big hands touched his waist, and the inspection was quickly completed, but nothing was found, and the five people couldn't help but look at each other.
Huang Xiaowei looked at Huo Qubing suspiciously, thinking that this is not right, isn't that kid clamoring every day to learn mathematics, physics and chemistry, and return to the Han Dynasty to help Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty eliminate the Huns, and he has already made grenades, why didn't he bring it when he really wanted to go to it?
Thinking about it, Huang Xiaowei suddenly tilted his head and cast his eyes on the position of Huo Qu's buttocks, and suddenly Huang Xiaowei's face changed greatly, and he screamed: "Damn, you kid don't fight like this, where drug dealers hide drugs, you use them to hide grenades!" โ
Huo Quzhi was even more speechless......
Huo Quzhi held his head and said weakly: "Little viagra, don't think about it, I really didn't bring a grenade this time." โ
"No, haven't you been thinking about using grenades to eliminate those poor Huns?" Huang Xiaowei touched his chin and asked puzzledly, in his current impression, aren't the Huns pitiful, and when they met Huo Quai, it was a great tragedy in their lives.
Champion Hou has taken the army from Chang'an to Lake Baikal for the farthest in his life, and the one who beat the Huns is called a temperless, running around with broken tents every day, and accidentally wandering to Europe.
Think about the history of the Huns for hundreds of years, it is called a colorful ah, since the first time he appeared on the big stage of history, he is a supporting role with a very heavy role, and he has to make a big news every year, which is much stronger than Wang Feng.
The Huns are galloping on horses on the grassland outside the Saiwai all year round, grazing and hunting, doing whatever they want, and they can come to the Central Plains to make a cameo appearance as a bandit, grabbing food and grabbing people, and they are at ease, but it's a pity, and within two years, they met a general named Li Mu, and the result was ......
It's okay, it's okay, isn't it just that Li Mu beat him a little miserably, that's a fart, so after a good meal of recuperation, the Huns became the first brother outside the Saiwai again, and began to grab food and people again, but their lawlessness made a person named Ying Zhengzheng angry, Qin Shi Huang is a tiger, you Huns dare to touch his ass, Ying Zhengzheng can't kill you.
After the Huns' actions became more and more excessive, Qin Shi Huang could not stand it anymore.
"Malegobi, Lao Tzu hasn't gone to you yet, you still dare to come to find the widow's bad luck first, specially, General Meng, take your 300,000 Mengjia army to the widow and beat those eight lambs hard."
The poor Huns finally got out of the psychological trauma brought by Li Mu, and then, another person named Meng Tian came to them, the last time Li Mu belonged to the battle, that is, he was beaten, this time Meng Tian took the initiative to find fault, since he took the initiative, then don't talk nonsense, let's fight.
In this fight, Meng Tian laid down the Hetao area, and the Huns rolled out of the Hetao with their wives and children and broken tents.
But it's still fine, isn't it just a Meng Tian, it's a fart, this kid can't live a lifetime...... Alive, when he dies, we will continue to kill people, set fires and rob food, well, since ancient times, the invaders are all a virtue, killing people and setting fire to grab food, similar to the imperial army, they all belong to the group that implements the three-light policy all year round.
The idea of the Xiongnu comrades is very good, because within a few years, they ushered in a wise leader, Mao Dun, that is, Mao Dun Shan Yu, this old brother is powerful, although he killed his father to become the boss, but who does not have a disgraceful past, small meaning.
Under the leadership of Mao Dun, the Huns not only fully recovered the Hetao area occupied by Meng Tian, but also made a siege of Baideng, almost killing Liu Bang's old ruffian, but ...... Attention, but, as long as there is a but in history, it is certainly not a good word.
After the siege of Baideng, the Han Dynasty began to carry out a temporary policy of peace with the Huns.
The main reason is that the Han Dynasty did not have the strength to fight, the Han Dynasty at that time happened to be internal and external troubles, there were people in the house who rebelled, and there were robbers outside the house.
Emperor Wen Emperor Jing was very witty and began to pretend to be his grandson, and the Huns ushered in a good life, which really made them not fight, because there was nothing missing, so what else to fight?
Ahem, of course, it is mainly for characters of that level alone, every night there can be a delicate and frail princess of the Han Dynasty to sleep, and the tent is full of tributes from the Han Dynasty, and life is simply not too chic.
But, but appeared!
But since a man named Liu Che ascended the throne, he was doomed to the tragedy of the Huns, which seems not very appropriate, and it is more appropriate to say that the fall of the Huns is mainly related to a woman.
It sounds incredible, but it's true.
In the second year of the founding of the Yuan Dynasty, in the mansion of the eldest princess of Pingyang, a young and beautiful poet, that is, a singer, entered the palace of the Han Dynasty and became one of the many wives of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and soon got the favor of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.
That woman was called Wei Zifu, and she was also known as a woman with the strongest dowry in history.
Can it not be strong, her old man married Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and the one who married was called Wei Qing and the other was Huo Quai...... The reputation of these two masters, in the next few years, the comrades of the Huns trembled when they heard it.
Originally, under the inhumane crushing of Huo Qu's illness, the life of the Huns was already very miserable, if the champion Hou was grenading them, the Huns had to be full of cattle one by one, and scolded the Lord of Yama in their hearts, why did they let themselves be reincarnated as Huns, isn't this sent to the door to be used as an experiment for that scientific madman!
.......
Qin Shi Huang obviously doesn't watch a lot of movies in modern times, especially love police movies, at this time Comrade Ying Zhengzheng walked to Huo Quzhi's side, patted Huo Quzhi's ass and asked: "Xiaojun, how did you stuff such a big thing, teach Brother Ying, if you can, I will put the jade seal in the future." โ
Huang Xiaowei: "....... Brother Win, you're not afraid to blow up your anus and just play like this. โ
Qin Shi Huang made up for the scene of the jade seal appearing in his buttocks, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and hurriedly waved his hand, "Forget it, the widow still wants to live for a few more years." โ
Huo Quzhi looked at the suspicious eyes of everyone, and simply said: "Little viagra, you don't have to think about it, I really didn't bring those grenades or anything back to Dahan this time, because I want to rely on my own strength to defeat the Huns, not rely on foreign objects, if I really want to bring grenades, I will bring them last time." โ
Huo Quzhi raised his chin and said proudly: "Besides, the master still disdains to rely on those modern technologies, I want to let those Hun barbarians see, the master doesn't use grenades, he can still fight them all over the ground looking for teeth." โ
Huang Xiaowei sighed and said: "You are so modest, they can't escape for their lives, what are they looking for." โ
However, Huang Xiaowei now finally understands why Huo Quzhi didn't bring grenades, it is nothing more than the proud teenager Hou of the champion, who wants to use his own fists to hit a vast world, and those grenades or something, if he really lets him use them, Huo Quzhi will definitely think that this is insulting himself.
It seems that after his academic performance reached the peak, Huo Quzhi regained his arrogance, and in modern times, Huo Quzhi has always been quite low-key in the early stage.
Don't talk about anything else, when he first went to school, he could call English ghost drawing, and he was blind when he saw simplified characters. Or does he have some capital pride?
Champion Hou is really a smart person, he knows when he should be proud, when he should be forbearing, if a person wants to be proud, if you want not to put others in your eyes, you have to have the capital to make yourself proud.
Thinking of this, Huang Xiaowei looked at Huo Quzhi's gaze and praised it greatly, but he forgot that the person in front of him was Huo Quzhi, not his Huo Xiaojun, Huo Xiaojun has always given the impression of a more naughty monkey child, Huo Quzhi is a handsome young man who is arrogant.
Look at how arrogant Huo Qubing was when he played the game with the Bayi team, he didn't take Zhao Muran in his eyes at all, he was Huo Qubing at that time, and now he is ......
It's also Huo Qu's disease.
And the former Huo Xiaojun, I'm afraid that he will only appear in front of Chu Mengyao's eyes forever.