Chapter 001: Talking Old Cow

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Half-asleep and half-awake, Meng You felt that his face was covered by a wet towel, and he was very uncomfortable.

Meng You tried hard to open his eyes, and suddenly saw a huge bull's head in front of him, two big bull's eyes with copper bells were staring at him, and the wet cow's tongue was about to roll over.

"......"

Meng You exclaimed in surprise, and his body subconsciously shrank back.

As a veterinarian, Meng You knew that the Asian buffalo had a simple personality and was not too aggressive towards people, but such a close contact still frightened him.

"Where did such a big buffalo come from?"

Meng You got up and looked around, the whole person was a little stunned.

This is a simple thatched hut, the area is only about ten square meters, the rough wood wall is full of gaps, you can see the sunset outside the house, and a simple bed made of straw under his feet is where he just slept......

"Where am I?"

Meng You's mind was occupied by new questions.

If my memory is correct, I should be sleeping in a rental house?

After graduating from the College of Agriculture and Forestry, Meng You, who was born as an orphan, has been working in a pet store, grooming cats and dogs every day, cutting eggs, and living a fairly easy life.

I didn't expect to wake up in such a strange place, and I was woken up by an old cow.

Am I being kidnapped?

As a little veterinarian, I haven't offended anyone, right?

Meng You subconsciously wanted to take out his mobile phone to confirm the location.

This touch, I found a problem.

I don't have a mobile phone, and my hands have become smaller.

Meng You looked at the thin body that had obviously regressed for several years, and his expression became extremely strange-

"I'm here, crossed over?"

At this time, several memory images flashed in Meng You's mind, confirming his guess.

This turned out to be the state of Chu in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty.

The original owner of the body is a minor cowherd, his parents died a few years ago, and his conscienceless brother and sister-in-law occupied most of the family property, driving him out of the house, and the old cow in front of him and the thatched house built by himself are all his property.

"It's a little pitiful, obviously not an orphan, and living worse than in the previous life."

Meng You pondered for a few seconds, reluctantly accepting the status quo.

Although the living conditions in ancient times were a little harder, it was better to be alive.

As for the reason for his crossing, Meng You could only throw the pot to the mobile game.

After all, it took a hard day to rank before going to bed.

Of course, it is also possible to be angry with your teammates.

If you come here, let it be safe.

Meng You sighed secretly, and when he looked at the old buffalo again, his eyes were a lot kinder.

This cow is not only property, but also a partner of the original owner who has relied on each other since childhood.

"Brother Niu, are you hungry?"

Meng You remembered that the old cow licked him up, and said in his heart whether he wanted to go out and eat some grass.

Lao Niu raised his head and stared at Meng You, his big eyes flickering, revealing a complex expression of wanting to speak and stopping, stopping and wanting to speak.

Meng You chuckled in his heart.

He studied medicine for four years, worked for five years, and had seen countless high-IQ cats, dogs, and parrots, but he had never seen a pet with such a complicated expression like an old cow......

Meng You could even see exactly what Lao Niu wanted to express - it wanted to talk to me, but it was afraid of scaring me!

Oh my god!

It's not exciting enough to cross, and it's an old cow that has become a fine?

Meng You stopped talking.

The atmosphere of the small hut was a little awkward in an instant.

Meng You was a little looking forward to Lao Niu's reaction, but he vaguely felt afraid.

"Little Lang ......"

In the end, Lao Niu spoke, a mellow baritone, "Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you!" ”

it!

This old cow can really speak!

What kind of world is this?

Still talking about the Basic Law?

Meng You trembled.

"Tonight, the seven fairies of the Heavenly Realm will secretly go down to the earth to bathe in the Bilian Lake in the front mountain. When the time comes, you go to the forest on the shore and secretly take the colorful neon fairy clothes that belong to the Seven Fairies. After dawn, the Seven Fairies without immortal clothes could not return to the Heavenly Realm. After that, she will become your wife and bear you children...... Do you understand? Lao Niu said in a solemn tone.

Huh? Why does this plot sound familiar?

Meng You recovered from the shock and remembered a certain old-fashioned folk tale that he had heard since he was a child.

The single male protagonist in the story relied on this shameless means to coerce the Seven Fairies to get a wife, and reached the pinnacle of life for the old leftover men in one fell swoop.

Am I going to emulate this famous feat?

Meng You thought about it and was a little cautious.

"Don't you understand? Tonight...... "The old cow is ready to explain again."

"Wait...... Needless to say. ”

Meng You interrupted Lao Niu's words.

The story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, he doesn't know how many times he has heard it, how can he not know what the old cow is talking about.

It's just that there are still many questions to be clarified before considering whether to steal fairy clothes.

What the hell is the old cow now?

How did it know that the Seven Fairies were going down to earth?

Are you trying to harm me?

Can stealing fairy clothes really get a wife?

Are you sure you won't be bombarded into slag by the Seven Fairies?

Meng You, who grew up with countless online texts, subconsciously felt that immortals were not easy to mess with.

If you are not careful, it is estimated that you will have to cross again.

And whether it can be successfully crossed depends on whether the author is willing to continue.

"Brother Niu, you give me a thorough ......"

Meng You looked at Lao Niu and asked cautiously, "What are you now?" Weird? Monsters? Or a fairy? ”

"Huh?" The old cow's eyes became a little dazed, his head shook twice, and he said, "I'm just an ordinary buffalo!" ”

Meng You was a little speechless, you scared me to death with one mouth, is it ordinary?

"Then how do you know that the Seven Fairies will go to bathe in the Bilian Lake in Qianshan tonight? And let me steal the fairy clothes? ”

"This ......" Lao Niu hesitated, "Recently, I have been thinking about it a lot, Xiaolang is getting more and more mature, but he has never had a wife, and if he wants to ask for a wife in the future, I am afraid that he can only sell me for money, but I want to live for a few more years......"

"You're too worried, you're my good brother......"

As soon as he said that, Meng You suddenly realized that he had been a bachelor for two lifetimes, and he was ashamed that he had not yet taken care of the matter of begging for a wife.

"It's hard to say, isn't it my brother who kicked you out of the house?" Lao Niu has an expression that sees through the world.

Meng You was speechless.

"As for why I know about the descent of the Seven Fairies...... Old Niu shook his head, "I can't tell, just like I can suddenly speak human words, I will know in a flash of inspiration." ”

Is the setting so arbitrary? Do you want to believe in Lao Niu or not? Meng You fell into deep thought.

"So, Xiaolang, aren't you going to marry the Seven Fairies as your wife?"

"Huh? Did I say that? By the way, are the Seven Fairies pretty? ”

"The country is beautiful and fragrant, and it is rare in the world."

"That'...... I'll just go to Kangkang first? ”

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