Chapter 599: Am I a Woman?

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At this time, Han Meimei, who was dragging two bamboos, looked at the collapsed house in amazement.

"This ...... What's going on?"

"I'm sorry," Wu Jun said apologetically, "Jasmine was so naughty that she accidentally damaged your house just now." ”

Han Meimei looked dazed: Jasmine broke it?

Jasmine also looked innocent: It's really not me!

"But don't worry, I'll let it help you build a new house. ”

"Will it build houses?"

Han Meimei's eyes widened in disbelief, she had grown so big, she had heard that dogs would find people and put out fires, but she had never heard of dogs building houses!

It can't be one of those little kennels, right?

Jasmine, however, stiffened and built a house...... This king just raised his claws, why did he do such a big thing?

This doesn't seem right, why does it always feel like there is a smell of conspiracy everywhere?

It must be like this, that guy in Dahei usually doesn't be so skinny, and today he actually took the initiative to demolish the house, which is to frame this king!

As soon as I wanted to find the master to comment, I heard Wu Jun say, "Jasmine, come here!"

Jasmine hurriedly ran to Wu Jun's side, and before she could defend herself, she heard Wu Jun say: "If you do something wrong, you have to have the courage to take responsibility, so I limit you to build a house that is bigger than the original within three days." ”

Jasmine wants to cry, and she has to build a house in three days, is this possible?

"Of course," Wu Jun continued, "as your master, and your brother, Dahei and I will also help. ”

It's true?

Jasmine tilted her head and thought about it, this master is lazy, he usually doesn't see him doing any work at home, the key is that he can't move now, and he can't be counted on.

But the initiator of this matter is Dahei, and if it is not punished, then it will not do it.

But now that Daikoku is building a house with it, it thinks it's still acceptable.

It guesses that Dahei must be very depressed now, thinking that he can escape?

Hehe, impossible, don't be too stupid and naΓ―ve.

Thinking about it, Jasmine quickly accepted this fact, and forgot about the fact that the collapse of the house had nothing to do with it.

Isn't it just building a house, simple.

"Master, I don't think it's okay, it's really a bit difficult for you to let them build houses. ”

Before Wu Jun could speak, Jasmine came to Han Meimei.

Do you look down on this king?

It pulled a thigh-thick piece of wood out of the ruins, stretched out its claws, and smashed it with a click.

Han Meimei was surprised and delighted in her heart.

I was shocked that Jasmine's strength was so big, such a big wood, and it wasn't rotten wood, it was actually smashed in one fell swoop!

Happily, she hoped that the master and this dog would be a little more complicated before, and now although it has not yet reached the point of becoming a sperm, it is also very good.

If you can shoot a video with it, you can probably attract a lot of fans, right?

It's just that this kind of thing still needs to be approved by the master.

Master, will he agree?

"Master, I want to ......"

"Let's shoot," Wu Jun already saw what she wanted to do, so he said with a smile, "But I want to see the post-editing, I can't show them too much, after all, you are the protagonist." ”

"Thank you, Master!"

Han Meimei's face was flushed, and she didn't know if it was because of excitement or excitement.

At this time, the big black also came over, and the master didn't let them avoid it, so it didn't have to hide its ability.

It pulled out its tablet, typed a line quickly, and then turned it into a voice: "I can edit the video for you." ”

"Huh?"

Han Meimei instantly turned into a wooden man.

She was already surprised that Jasmine could help build the house, but she was not surprised enough to be unacceptable, after all, building a house is just a bit of physical work, and it is enough to have a lot of strength.

But edit the video...... What is needed is not strength, but knowledge, wisdom, and aesthetics......

Do you have these things?

In the face of suspicious eyes, Da Hei behaved much older than Jasmine, and did not show much of his ability.

Just now it watched those videos edited by Han Meimei on the Internet, and from its point of view, it was terrible.

It understands Han Meimei's thoughts, and wants to express everything very beautifully.

But is there really anything perfect in this world?

No.

This simple truth, it has long been understood.

So those videos of Han Meimei, whether it is the scenery or the characters, look really beautiful, but they always give people a feeling of being too contrived, not natural at all.

This may be what the book says, too much.

It already has some ideas, and when the house is finished in a few days, it will make a few more videos and compare them with each other, and she will naturally know.

Wu Jun didn't explain the big black thing, and said: "Don't think too much about it now, it's a trivial matter to shoot videos, and the most important thing is to build the house." And the wires are also broken, can you go find someone now and help get a temporary plug or something, otherwise our phones will run out of battery soon. ”

"Yes, I'll go right away!"

If the phone is out of battery, you can't shoot videos, then everything is in vain.

Just when Han Meimei went to find someone, Da Hei and Jasmine had already reached the mountain behind.

Naturally, the house they want to build cannot be the kind of wooden planks that make the walls, but choose trees that are the thickness of their arms.

There were many pine and cypress trees in the back mountain, and under their sharp claws, a large number of them were quickly poured, and the branches had been cut off, and the length given by Wu Jun was the same.

Jasmine was a little dissatisfied at first, but it was a rare opportunity to cut down the tree, and soon it was working harder than the big black.

When Han Meimei came to the mountain, they had already made several piles.

"You're amazing!"

Da Hei and Jasmine looked at each other and smiled, where is this?

Da Hei took off the tablet and said to Han Meimei: "Now you need to cut down a few trees by yourself, and I'll shoot it for you." ”

Is this a pose?

But Han Meimei knew that there was no way to do it.

Let her cut down so many trees to build a house by herself, I'm afraid she won't cut it until winter.

However, she was not exactly posing, she picked up the firewood knife and cut down the tree that Dahei had chosen.

It took more than ten minutes for the arm-thick tree to be completely cut off, and when she heard the click, the small tree fell, and she felt an unprecedented sense of accomplishment.

After shooting for a while, Da Hei turned off his mobile phone, and then one person and two dogs continued to work.

When it was almost dark, Han Meimei was so tired that she couldn't lift her arms, and her palms were covered with blood blisters.

This made her feel deeply, it turned out that the real mountain village life is so difficult, if it weren't for the help of these two dogs, would it be possible for her to build a house by herself in this life?

It's no wonder that few people watched her previous videos, and that's because she hasn't really integrated into this kind of life.

Looking at the tired and weak Han Meimei, Da Hei asked Jasmine to go down the mountain and put away the two tents, and he went to the distant mountains and caught a few hares for dinner.

This shot was also filmed.

Dogs can catch hares, it's not something to see, Da Hei is ready to use it.

At night, Han Meimei found pots and pans from the collapsed house, and set up a simple earthen stove in the open space, while Jasmine turned over the rotten grass and wood and turned out Han Meimei's personal belongings.

Fortunately, there are not many valuable things, just some clothes and bedding, and there is no financial loss.

After dinner and a night in the tent, Han Meimei woke up early the next morning.

After yesterday's efforts, the trees needed to build the house are almost ready, and the main task today is to move all the wood back.

Da Hei and Jasmine have more shots today, under the guidance of Wu Jun, Han Meimei went to borrow a few ropes, and Da Hei and Jasmine desperately dragged them home.

It is difficult for the people in the village not to pay attention to such a big movement.

Han Meimei has a good relationship with the villagers, and several of them took the time to take the initiative to help.

In this way, the villagers have a group of friendly shots, and at the same time, the bug has been eliminated, otherwise some netizens who like to be more serious will doubt the authenticity of this matter.

Of course, even now, there will be doubts.

But this shouldn't have much impact, after all, everyone knows that many things are posed, and as long as you get by, you won't care much.

Han Meimei is a girl after all, and it is impossible for her to be like the Australian brother, who has to get a piece of mud by herself.

On the second day, the wood was moved, and on the third day, the house was built.

A few enthusiastic villagers helped dig a lot of deep pits in the ground, selected some very thick trees, burned a layer of black charcoal on the surface of the torch, and then buried them in the soil as pillars.

After having the pillars, the rest of the matter is much simpler, just need to tie the arm-thick trees firmly to the pillars with thick wires, and form a solid wall.

The roof is even simpler, there is a lot of bamboo under the mountain, split from the middle, knock off the bamboo joints, and then fix it on the beams one straight and one backwards, and a beautiful roof is completed.

As for the gaps in the walls, several villagers said it was simple.

When the trees are dry, they help to weave some bamboo mats from bamboo, covering them inside and out, so that they are not only protected from wind and moisture, but also beautiful.

Looking at a brand new house in front of her, Han Meimei couldn't believe that this was real.

Who would have thought that it really only took three days to build a house, and it was still so strong and beautiful.

In the past three days, she has not been idle for a moment, she has worked hard, she is so tired that her whole body hurts, her soft palms are no longer the same, and she hurts when she gets wet and hard.

But she thinks that compared to such an achievement, this pain is nothing?

That night, she cooked a sumptuous dinner on the new stove in the new kitchen, and invited the villagers who came to help to eat it well.

Except for the pheasants and hares caught by Dahei, the rest of the ingredients were borrowed from the village.

After Wu Jun had dinner, he watched the big black editing video.

I have to say that Da Hei's thoughts coincided with him, and soon the videos of the past few days were edited out.

When Han Meimei saw her image in the video, she couldn't help but be dumbfounded.

This...... How does she feel that she has become a female man?

Is this the real me?