"Anyway, Xiaofan, now that you have a girlfriend. Why not let her move in with her? ”

"The rent is halved, and the water and electricity are free!"

Zhang Wei asked as he cleaned up the venue and prepared for the unveiling.

"Do you think everyone is as slamming the door as you are? If anyone is rich, will they care about this little money? ”

Zeng Xiaoxian hit Zhang Wei unceremoniously.

Zhang Wei: "......"

This damn capitalism!

"Don't talk nonsense, Dali and I haven't gotten to that point yet!" Chen Fan didn't want to ruin the innocence of other little girls.

"Everyone has met your parents with you, don't you understand what this means?"

Chen Meijia said in a deep tone on the side.

"Meet the parents? Just you? At most, it is a big band

It's just a bunch of neurotics! Chen Fan said unceremoniously on the side.

"Ouch! vigorously and vigorously, screaming so affectionately, and saying that there is no situation! ”

Chen Fan looked at this group of superlatives with a black line.

"Vigorously?"

Hu Yifei, who was in the bathroom just now, walked out and said in surprise.

"Teacher Hu?"

Zhuge Dali was obviously surprised too!

"Why are you here?"

Hu Yifei hurriedly asked.

"Because my boyfriend is here!"

Zhuge vigorously held Chen Fan and said sweetly.

Hu Yifei: "······"

After a short period of shock, Hu Yifei walked around Chen Fan twice in amazement.

"I can't think of it! You Chen Fan actually eat tender grass from old cows? ”

"Did you fool someone's little girl?"

Hu Yifei asked curiously.

I coaxed her? You are not mistaken!

Chen Fan's face was full of depressed feelings.

Also, what old cows eat tender grass .... Isn't that normal operation?

Counting the previous life, I am also a man who has entered thirty and will soon be forty.

In this way, my wives are all tender grass!

"Teacher Hu, it's my brother Chen Fan who is chasing!"

At this time, Zhuge Dali said a good word for Chen Fan.

"Good girl! That's great! Chen Fan said secretly in his heart. He began to like this girl.

"In this way, Dali is still your Xiaofan's senior sister!" Hu Yifei smiled evilly.

"Senior sister?" Zhuge Dali had a hint of surprise.

"Yes, Xiaofan is also from our university, but he hasn't graduated yet, you are sisters and brothers~" Hu Yifei said with a strange smile.

Chen Fan: "......"

Sister, your sister and brother are in love!

Chen Meijia: "But why did you go to school sister?" ”

Everyone looked at Hu Yifei

Hu Yifei said: "Ahem, let me say this, three major events occurred in the millennium, the Sydney Olympics, the millennium bug, and the birth of Zhuge Dali!" ”

"She is excellent in her studies, skips all kinds of grades, she is a little person in the class group photo, but she is a giant in the hearts of her classmates, good at all kinds of internships, and proficient in countless strange skills."

"All exams are like clouds for her, in a word!"

"Miracles of great force!"

Lu Ziqiao: "Isn't this more powerful than Xiaofan?" ”

Zhuge Dali immediately retorted: "No, I can't compare with Brother Chen Fan, he is an angel in the world, saving countless people who are on the edge of life and death from the sea of suffering!" He is the Everest of the medical community! ”

"Brother Chen Fan has solved the three major puzzles in the mathematical world, and has advanced the progress and development of mankind by several decades!"

"He's ......"

Zhuge vigorously stated Chen Fan's advantages little by little.

Looking at Zhuge Dali, who summarized in detail, Chen Fan nodded: "That's right, Dali is talking about me!" I'm that good! ”

Everyone: "......"

If you weren't a demon, I'd kill you!"

But in this way, Zhuge Dali and Chen Fan stand together, how to see how to match!

In that sentence, it's just worthy of a face!

Abominable face

……

Half an hour later

Everyone sat on the sidelines and watched Zhang Wei tinkering with his law firm.

"Viagra/brother, I see that your whole person is nine yuan and nine free shipping!"

Chen Fan looked at the couplet written in a trance, and complained for a while.

Zhang Wei didn't care

Capital, of course, does not understand the thrift of our toiling masses.

Zhang Wei finally got everything ready and was about to start.

As a result, accidents occurred immediately!

"Zhang Wei, Guan Gu said that he has something important to tell you! He allows you to use his studio, but warns you not to eat kimchi-flavored instant noodles in his studio! ”

"Also, you're not allowed to sleep on his and Yoyo's mattress!"

Lu Ziqiao hung up the phone and said to Zhang Wei.

"What's the matter?" Zhang Wei waved his hand and said.

"Now, please turn your phones to quiet

Tone, get ready for my opening ceremony! ”

"Ahh

Chen Meijia suddenly screamed.

"This app says that only this afternoon this year is an auspicious day for the zodiac to get married!"

"What!"

Lu Ziqiao also exclaimed, but it was obvious that the panic on his face could be seen.

"Lao Bu, congratulations on your upcoming step into the grave of love!" Chen Fan patted Lu Ziqiao's shoulder and said with a sympathetic expression.

He had already stepped in

It's nothing

As a result, they become left-behind children

"What are you waiting for, let's go!" Hu Yifei said urgently, and led everyone to the Civil Affairs Bureau.

When everyone rushed to the Civil Affairs Bureau, Lu Ziqiao found that he didn't bring his ID card.

"Lu Ziqiao, what's the matter with you, the chain fell off at a critical moment!" Hu Yifei scolded him hatefully, then turned his head and said, "Xiaofan, please go back and help him get it!" ”

"Alas!"

"Okay!"

Chen Fan accepted this important task with a bitter face.

I'm tired of saying back and forth.

But who calls him an idler here?

Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian have experience and want to be guided here. And Zhang Wei is holding the plaque, don't go out and be embarrassed by that appearance.

"I'll go back with you!" Zhuge vigorously walked over and grabbed Chen Fan's arm.

Chen Fan was suddenly a little moved, and he asked, "Dali, you won't let me become a left-behind child, will you?"

Zhuge Dali: "??? ”