Then again. Let's get out of the circle that Brother Monkey has demarcated for us, and walk straight towards the house. Brother Monkey has been there for a long time and hasn't come back, and my old pig's stomach is so hungry that he wants to eat for a long time.

When I arrived at the door of the house, I saw that there was no smoke, and the house looked very shabby, and the whole scene was dilapidated, except for two woolen sweaters on the edge of the bed. It was also covered with cobwebs. It looks like it hasn't been inhabited for years.

The weather was cooler, so I was going to wear the two cardigans at the head of the bed. Master was timid and said that he would not let us wear anything, saying that he was afraid that he would be accused of theft by the people of the government. Master be careful, in this barren mountain and wilderness, even if someone calls the police, no one will necessarily come to arrest them, and the fuel cost alone is much more expensive than these two woolen sweaters. So I comforted the master and said that it was okay, and when Brother Monkey came back, we would return the clothes, and now I am just temporarily wearing them to warm my body.

In movies and TV series, the more unfamiliar the place, the more hidden murderous the intention, and the more gloomy and desolate the place, the more accident-prone areas, and this time it is the same. Before I and Senior Brother Sha could put on the woolen sweater properly, the clothes on our bodies became more and more urgent, until we couldn't move. Senior Brother Sha is better, but my old pig is not good, fat and strong, so I gasped.

It hurts so much that it naturally screams. In addition, my old pig's voice was very loud, and before he could scream a few times, someone came out. Actually, it's not a human being, but it seems that there are a lot of monsters, so it's more accurate to say that it's a monster.

You can imagine the situation at that time, we were basically tied up. As for the Master, he has never posed any threat to anyone, and he can be ignored.

Master's usual self-introduction method is to first recite the sentence "Amitabha Buddha", then bow deeply, and then say "The poor monk is a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, and he wants to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures"; This is Master's most classic line. It's the same this time, I don't look at any situation, I still follow the script. I don't know if Master is using the resounding national era name of "Datang" as his talisman, anyway, he behaves very justifiably every time he says it.

But monsters don't buy it, what is big and not big, meat is the last word. Especially after the monster heard that the master was Tang Seng, his eyes lit up, which was better than a three-kilowatt light bulb. How can people who have been thinking about it for a thousand years and waiting for a thousand years not be exciting now?

Of course, the master was also very excited at that time—he was scared.

I thought about it before, no matter what Master said, he is also a celebrity who is not big or small, and he must prepare a variety of self-introduction lines, not always like that. For example, one set is used when you meet the king, one set is used when you meet ordinary people, one set is used when you see the gods, and another set when you see monsters; That's how you can see humanity. What's more, there are many benefits to doing this, for example, when you see a monster, you still say that you are Tang Seng, isn't that equivalent to a meat bun beating a dog?

People who don't know how to adapt to changes are not called honest, they are called rigid; People who know how to adapt are not called sleek, that is called flexible.

It didn't take long for me to hear Brother Monkey call in front of the monster door; It didn't take long for the monster to come back triumphantly, with Brother Monkey's golden hoop stick in his hand.

This monster is really good, Brother Monkey's golden hoop stick has been snatched by him, I don't know if we can save it.

The next day, I heard very noisy outside, lightning and thunder, and listened to the discussion of those little monsters in the cave. I also made a bet with Senior Brother Sha that you believe that the heavenly soldiers and generals will also lose the battle? Master said that I have a bad mouth, how can I grow the morale of others and destroy my own prestige?

It turned out that my old pig's vision was still very accurate, because it was not long before the monster came back triumphantly, just like the last two times, with some knives, guns, sticks, and other things in his hand. There is no doubt that those are the heavenly soldiers; In other words, the heavenly soldiers and generals were defeated.

It seems that my old pig guessed quite accurately.

Originally, since Brother Monkey has been defeated, apart from Guanyin and Rulai, who else can be expected to have this ability?

I know that Brother Monkey has a plan to win, although I may be scolded by him later, but I still have to say so.

That night, I was sleeping, and suddenly I heard the little demons yelling, it turned out that the backyard in the demon cave was on fire. I told Master, "Now it's okay, we can go out tomorrow." Sure enough, the next day the youkai was defeated.

Brother Monkey quietly took away his golden hoop stick and the weapons of the heavenly soldiers and generals after setting the fire. It seems that the method of rooster and dog thief can still come in handy in some special times and occasions.

As soon as Brother Monkey came out, he scolded us, mainly for my old pig, scolding me for being a nerd, ramming, and a broom star. I've been mentally prepared for a long time, just scold, anyway, my old pig has a lot of thick skin and meat, let you spit and the stars fly, I won't move.