"Hey, don't go."

Lu Xiaodonkey was just about to blow a wave, and most of the people in the live broadcast room ran away, and they all went to Wang Yue's live broadcast room to watch the excitement.

"Xiao Weiwei sends a high-energy warning!"

A robot with a TV head on top of it, constantly spraying 666 out.

Lu Xiaodonkey's snot bubbles bubbled out, and he pretended to be forced in his mouth: "Big sister, look at you, why are you so polite." ”

After this battle, Lu Xiaodonkey and Huahua finally gained a foothold in the wolf's tooth, and there were no more doubts about his skills in the live broadcast room.

turned off the live broadcast, Lu Xiaodonkey always felt that there was something he hadn't done, and he couldn't remember what it was.

It wasn't until it was time to cook that Lu Xiaodonkey patted his head and wiped it, what about the meat muffins he said?

No way, tomorrow, anyway, the meat muffins haven't arrived yet.

...

"The first set of national radio gymnastics for primary and secondary school students, the eagles take off, quack!"

"Bang!" A slipper slammed into the door, "Die, dead bird!" ”

Lu Xiaodonkey drooped his eyelids, washed his face and brushed his teeth, since Hei Dashuai came to this house, this bird with a super ugly voice replaced the task of Huahua to wake him up.

"The meat muffins will arrive in the afternoon, bring them back when you get back."

"Uh-huh, got it, you're live today

When I put down an advertisement, I forgot about it yesterday. ”

Lu Xiaodonkey took one bite of the porridge in the bowl, and went out with a meat bun in his mouth.

Reading is really a pleasure for him, listening to lectures, reading books, and not having to think about anything.

"Uncle, is there a courier for me?"

Anyway, the security guard hasn't appeared for a long time, and this time it's a matter of courier, and Lu Xiaodonkey is also a little embarrassed.

After taking Lu Xiaodonkey's cigarette, the old man was churning on the ground.

"You kid promised me to take me to the score, why haven't you seen any movement for so long, I also brushed a hot pot for you."

Lu Xiaodonkey glared, the old man was not joking, and he gave himself a gift, so he had to slap his chest at that time.

"Uncle is righteous, what is your ID, three rows today, take you to the score! Safely. ”

"Chasing the wind, oh, Huahua's express, good guy, this big bag."

“...”

The old man's ID scorched Lu Xiao Donkey's thunder inside and out, this uncle is really good enough for the middle two.

"Rub, I bought so many goods, how can I fix it if I can't sell it."

Looking at the familiar urea pocket, Lu Xiaodonkey fell into deep thought...

"I'll go, what the hell are you?"

Helping Lu Xiaodonkey lift his pocket onto the electric car, the old man was so tired that he almost didn't flash his old waist.

Lu Xiaodonkey said proudly: "Meat muffins, what's the matter, do you want to have some?" ”

...

In the end, Lu Xiaodonkey still didn't sell the first meat muffin, and the old man said that his granddaughter didn't like this, so she loved KFC.

"Bang bang bang! Flowey, open the door! ”

Dragging a bag of meat muffins upstairs, Lu Xiaodonkey gasped so much that his tongue came out, and Huahua opened the door: "How do you look like a dog." ”

The black handsome also joined in the fun and flew in

He shouted in his head: "Wang! Rattle! ”

"Roll the calf, dead bird!"

Lu Xiaodonkey slapped the black handsome and rolled his eyes, you carry a bag to the third floor to try?

The two dragged their pockets into the house, slashed them with kitchen knives, and the meat muffins fell to the ground, and both of them were a little stunned.

"It's... How do you sell it? ”

"Or? On selling by the pound? ”

"Okay!"

So, Lu Xiaodonkey ran downstairs again, bought an electronic scale and a lot of plastic bags back, and then turned on the live broadcast, and since then he has embarked on the road of no return to selling cakes.

After playing a round of ranking, watching the popularity slowly rise, Lu Xiaodonkey hurriedly picked up a bag of meat muffins that had been weighed and began to sell them.

"Ahem, what, take a look, take a look."

"The Jiangnan Meat Muffin Factory has closed down, and the director of the factory has run away with his sister-in-law, and the original price of 60 pounds of meat muffins is now only 30 yuan!"

"30 yuan, you can't buy it and suffer a loss, you can't buy it!"

"Meat muffins, my favorite ~ quack!"

Two people and one bird, according to the lines they had thought of before, sold meat muffins in the live broadcast room, and the audience in the live broadcast room had a black line.

", Lao Lu, you're crazy poor."

"Those who drag their families with mouths, the black handsome are all dispatched, 666."

"I can understand selling cakes, but you can also get a better packaging, isn't this plastic bag too rough..."

"You think too much upstairs, with Lao Lu's personality, it's good to have a plastic bag."

"Our anchor is so miserable, I didn't say it, the dog food in your hands will go a wave."

"The worst anchor in history, support me, where can I place an order for that meat muffin?"

Lu Xiaodonkey hurriedly opened a treasure and glued the store link to the advertising space in the live broadcast room.

The background messages kept flashing, and the road of selling cakes officially began.

Looking at the order of more than 100 meat muffins sold in an instant, Lu Xiaodonkey smiled, tsk, a pound of net profit of 20 yuan, this time it is more than 2,000 yuan in the account, faster than the robbery.

opened a company, became a CEO, married Bai Fumei, and walked on the pinnacle of life from then on! Lu Xiaodonkey was dreaming, and was suddenly woken up by a slap from Huahua.

Huahua leaned on his ear and whispered: "All the goods purchased today are sold out, what should I do?" ”

"Huh? Why don't you go any further? ”

Lu Xiaodonkey was taken aback, that big bag just now, this is sold out?

"Bang!"

Huahua slapped him on the back of the head, and he didn't know who it was, just now he complained that he had bought too much and couldn't sell it.

"Shocked! The two well-known anchors have a big increase in income from selling cakes, and they have a big fight because of the uneven distribution of spoils! ”

“666！”

"Domestic violence, come and see, cigarettes, melon seeds, benches, and mineral water are sold in the front row."

"Today's live broadcast to Lao Lu Kaiscoop, a hot pot slap in the face!"

"Thank you Lao Tie for sending 99 hot pots! Ollie gives! ”

At this time, a plane floated by the live broadcast room~ The boy chasing the wind sent the Nebula fighter!

The unique engine sound is heard from the stereo.

"666, worship the big guy."

"This is to make Lao Lu have a concussion! Wolfitis, I like it! ”

"Don't fall uncle!"

Lu Xiaodonkey, who had a blue nose and swollen face, and was leaking when he spoke, suddenly remembered that this was not the old man's account, so he quickly dragged Huahua to sit down and pulled the old man into the team.

", uncle, are you all starry?"

Lu Xiaodonkey almost didn't pop out his eyes.

"Low-key, low-key."

When the audience heard the old man's voice, they all expressed their incomprehension.

"What's the point of bringing an old man to fight?"

"That's it, uncle, it's time for you to go home and hug your grandson."

Xingyao is okay, although Lu Xiaodonkey is surprised, it is not unacceptable, the old man has nothing to do, and it is normal to beat the king in the security room every day.

But after entering the game interface, the audience in the live broadcast room was not calm.

"What is this Tm, this sign?"

"National uniform! National costume Huang Zhong! ”

"Uncle, I was wrong, I take back the words above."

"If you have eyes and don't know Mount Tai, make amends for your crimes!"

A Nebula fighter plane floated past the live broadcast room again, followed by all kinds of dog food, big swords, glow sticks and so on to dominate the screen, and Lu Xiaodonkey's mouth was crooked.