Chapter 42: Find someone to save yourself
After everyone finished breakfast, Chen Fan hurriedly got up and walked to the bathroom, Luo Yuzhu followed, and said as he walked: "You kid is too cunning. ”
Chen Fan: "Aunt Luo, I call it smart. ”
Only the father and daughter at the dinner table looked at each other
Lin Dawei: "Why are these two going?" ”
Lin Miaomiao: "I don't know~"
I saw Wang Shengnan on the side, his face quickly turned black, and asked, "Have you two eaten enough?" ”
Lin Dawei: "I'm full." ”
Lin Miaomiao: "I'm full." ”
"When you're full, why don't you brush your teeth?" The voice was an octave higher, and Wang Shengnan began the mode of Hedong lion roar.
"Oh, oh" Lin Dawei also immediately got up and rushed to the bathroom.
"Oh oh oh, I forgot." Lin Miaomiao followed.
"Do you brush your teeth? You two, remember to brush for more than five minutes. Wang Shengnan covered his forehead, thinking to himself, why can't he teach these two of them? Look at the people again.
In the bathroom, Luo Yuzhu and Chen Fan, who were brushing their teeth, of course, each brushed their own teeth, but they didn't notice their brushing posture, it was not the same, from picking up the cup, taking a sip of water and rinsing their mouths, and then quickly spit it out, then picked up the toothbrush and raised their heads, quickly dipped it in water, carefully dipped it in water, and brushed it vigorously in their mouths.
But who cares about brushing their teeth?
But when Lin Miaomiao came, Wang Shengnan came again, handed over the toothbrush, took the towel, and walked in front of Lin Miaomiao:
"Bao, did you poop today?"
Lin Miaomiao brushed her teeth and said inarticulately, "No." ”
Wang Shengnan: "Then after you brush your teeth, quickly squat for a while, be sure to go to the toilet regularly, the stool is poisonous, and it stays in the body, which is very harmful to the human body." ”
After speaking, he set his eyes on Chen Fan and Luo Yuzhu.
Seeing this, Luo Yuzhu and Chen Fan fled.
Damn, Wang Shengnan is terrible.
The morning finally passed
Lin Miaomiao and Chen Fan are also about to start learning.
As soon as he entered the state of learning, Chen Fan seemed to be a different person.
Even the action of taking out the book has a touch of precision.
Because he promised Wang Shengnan yesterday to help observe whether Chen Fan and Lin Miaomiao were fine, Luo Yuzhu came to the place where the two studied in the name of visiting.
flipped through Lin Miaomiao's books, well, I couldn't understand it.
Luo Yuzhu watched Lin Miaomiao eat and write her homework at the same time, which was boring, but after seeing the serious Chen Fan, it was different.
Well, serious lads are the most handsome.
However, after she saw Chen Fan's writing, she exclaimed: "Xiaofan, your writing is too neat." ”
"It's fine." Raising his head and glancing at Luo Yuzhu, Chen Fan's hand did not stop at all, and at great speed, the neat and orderly font had been completed by him more than two thousand.
Not only was it written, but he also remembered it in his head.
"Godmother, leave him alone, he's a pervert." Lin Miaomiao had already walked out with her mobile phone as she spoke.
Chen Fan doesn't need to look at it, he knows that this girl has gone to the bathroom again!
Walk into the bathroom, sit on the toilet with a butt, and turn on the game to play.
There's nothing more enjoyable than playing a game while.
High school students are busy and accustomed to routines
Escape
But girl, you've been here too often.
Wang Shengnan came again
This has been her many times to deliver fruit and food.
Seeing that Lin Miaomiao was not there, she put down what she was eating, and when Luo Yuzhu saw this, she immediately took a toothpick and began to eat.
Wang Shengnan walked to the door of the bathroom: "Lin Miaomiao, has your butt taken root on the toilet?" ”
Lin Miaomiao: "The stool is poisonous, didn't you ask me to clean up my intestines?" I'm following your instructions. ”
She said so, but she had a lot of fun cutting fruit in her hands
After a while, he even blew a breath of fairy air
Blow.... Gentleman,,, you've played it.
Seeing the gentleman being blown up by herself, Lin Miaomiao showed a foolish smile.
"Miaomiao, don't play games in it, grinding and chirping are full of play, go to the toilet when you read a book, is your brain connected to the sphincter?"
"Hahaha" Hearing Wang Shengnan's words, Chen Fan felt that it was too interesting.
When Wang Shengnan walked into the study room again
I saw Lin Miaomiao lying on the bed reading a book
As she imagined, she was disappointed in the scene of Lin Miaomiao's hard study, of course, what made her slight cleanliness habit even more unbearable was that Lin Miaomiao was actually reading a book in bed:
"How many times have you said it, don't read magazines in bed."
Lin Miaomiao: "The newly bought ones are not dirty. ”
Wang Shengnan: "It's not dirty? Put it on the newsstand, how many hands have touched it, how dirty, Xiaozhu, you just look at this girl on the bed. ”
Luo Yuzhu lay down the gun
Lin Miaomiao: "It's not dirty, there are packaging bags." ”
Wang Shengnan will not be soft: "Before the plastic sealing, you have to go through the binding machine, the printer, the transportation process is very dirty, I am new to this bed sheet, and you are in high school, you will read less of this kind of idle book in the future." ”
couldn't talk about her mother, Lin Miaomiao could only get up from the bed: "I, it's okay to do your homework." ”
It's just that he put on the headphones first, and Chen Fan frowned on the side.
This little girl is looking for scolding
Sure enough, Wang Shengnan directly dragged the headphones down: "Learn half-heartedly, can you learn well by listening to music?" ”
"I didn't put on music, I just isolated the noise." Lin Miaomiao.
Wang Shengnan: "I'm a murmur?"
"No, you're Xianle Piaopiao." Lin Miaomiao had to be instigated.
After Wang Shengnan left, Chen Fan smiled again.
"You're still laughing? Look at Wang Shengnan~" Lin Miaomiao said angrily.
"There's no way, you just do the scolding thing, you deserve it." Chen Fan.
"I'll go, ruthless, I've been bullied like this, and you won't help your apprentice?" Lin Miaomiao.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, I promise you a big meal." Chen Fan is also compassionate.
Sure enough, when it came to eating, Lin Miaomiao turned rainy and sunny: "Hehe~ It's still the master who treats me well." ”
Chen Fan: "Do you know how good I am now?" What about before? ”
Seeing that Chen Fan was angry with the baby, come and coax me, Lin Miaomiao felt funny, this master is sometimes cold and terrible, but sometimes he is like a child, the contrast is not too cute, so he hugged Chen Fan's arm and said coquettishly:
"Master, it's always been the best."
This scene made Luo Yuzhu's eyes jump
Girl, are you when I don't exist?
didn't care about Luo Yuzhu, Lin Miaomiao: "Master, godmother, why do you say my mother keeps looking at me?" ”
Chen Fan: "To be honest? ”
Lin Miaomiao: "Of course. ”
Chen Fan: "According to the fundamental principle, the principle that the same sex repels each other and the opposite sex attracts. ”
Lin Miaomiao was stunned: "What do you mean?"
"That is, you are a daughter, a conflict between a daughter and a mother, in line with the principle of same-sex repulsion, your mother always looks at you is not unreasonable, don't find fault with you, she herself is uncomfortable, of course, you are indeed too stupid, clean to find scolding, but if you are a son, she is two attitudes, well, that's it." Chen Fan.
"Wow, the idea of patriarchy seems to be still deeply rooted." Lin Miaomiao was indignant.
"You know I didn't mean that, your mom doesn't baby you? It's you who hung your own son, and didn't live as she wanted, in my opinion, your mother is not very demanding, this is me, I can live a chic life, but also coax your mother to be happy. "Chen Fan.
"Forget it, master, I can't learn your trick." Lin Miaomiao put her head on Chen Fan's shoulder decadently.
"Ahem, Miaomiao, you save yourself, you can marry Chen Fan into the family, and then someone will help you justifiably." Luo Yuzhu shows her presence.
Lin Miaomiao was shocked: "......"
Chen Fan: "......"