Chapter 1178 xiǎo Jasmine's spitting

"Ahhh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~hhh

Early the next morning, I walked out of the Veras room with two thick dark circles under my eyes.

There was only one princess outside, and the others didn't know why they went.

Look at the Sanwu Princess, it's good, a retired old woman's leisurely demeanor, sitting at the window mén, enjoying the warm morning sun from the outside, in front of a Japanese-style low table, on which is a set of very expensive looking jīng zhi tea sets, xiǎo holding a steaming teacup, and when drinking, he does not forget to make a satisfied sound of "sizzle~~~".

What a tea god mode.

With two panda eyes on my head, after rinsing, I sat across the table, yawning lazily, and poured myself a cup of tea.

Although it is not good to drink tea on an empty stomach in the morning, but this Xiǎo princess's tea-making skills are really first-class, even if you know that it is not good, you want to have a cup, warm your stomach in the early morning of winter, bask in the sun, what a pleasant thing......

I squinted my eyes like a bear about to hibernate, and I felt a strong sense of sleepiness.

Isn't that right!!

I flipped over the coffee table of my mind, slammed the cup on the table, and stared at Xiǎo Jasmine opposite.

Remember, Uncle Ben, I, the unknotted cào iron kidnapper druid Wu Fan, got up early in the morning, to ask the teacher to ask for sin, this morning with two days before the birthday of the gods, I have already incarnated into a terrible man with a determination that even the fifth master can't stop, don't think that a mere cup of tea can buy me, at least add a breakfast, even if it's a boiled jī egg!

The rainy season is over, and it's the season of jiāo, and in the remote Rogue grassland, no one will know what a hungry and irritable ragdoll bear will do when it is awakened in hibernation.

Hún egg, what am I doing here dubbing the animal world!!

"Come on, come on~~~"

Just when I was caught up in my unconscious self-complaining and self-pity, Princess Sanwu let out a boo to summon her pet, only to see her push a saucer over.

It was filled with two freshly hot boiled eggs that had been peeled, and the beautiful luster and tenderness of the skin were like the skin of the young nv, exuding a burst of yòu aroma.

Oh oh oh, you can really come to whatever you want, don't you say...... In the face of the arrival of Huang Duanzi shìnv, the three-no princess who felt the unemployment crisis finally learned to observe words and be considerate of the master?

I was moved to hold the plate, and tears fell from my eyes.

"Why don't you perform this stupid trick that can unconsciously say the words in your heart at the mouth of the NV bathhouse next time?"

Princess Sanwu glanced at her lightly, and the indifferent Sakura Chún said this.

I hurriedly covered my mouth, no, bad habits came again.

It turns out that this is the case, is it because the heart is not xiǎo heart said the words in his heart, this guy will hand over the boiled jī egg? I thought that between our master and slave, we had reached the realm of heart-to-heart and one-heartedness, but it was really too naïve.

The emotion just now immediately made a three-to-five discount with the trend of jumping off the building and selling it.

Forget it, it's also a breakfast.

With this in mind, I casually shoved a jī egg into my mouth and chewed it heavily.

Chew Chew Chew ......

Chew Chew Chew Chew ......

"Ugh!!"

A lightning bolt of the soul swept between his eyebrows, and all movements were sluggish at this moment, and in his open mouth, a grain of chewed crystal protein slipped down from his mouth.

In my mind, a piece of fairy music is played, a scene of divine dance is moving, there are Taoist immortals driving cranes to the west, and there are lotus flowers blooming from the mist of Tianchi......

This taste...... This taste...... It turned out to be!!

"There is no yolk in the jī egg, hún egg!!!!!!!!!!!"

With one kick, I kicked the Tiangong diagram in my mind, and I got up and issued a proclamation cry of the end of the world.

A jī egg without an egg yolk is like a natto without a green onion! It's shoddy...... No, it can't be called food at all, it's the poison of the soul! Devil's prank!!

"What the hell is going on?"

I pulled the other jī egg open, and sure enough, it was empty.

"Normal."

Princess Sanwu's bright yellow eyes flashed, and she pushed the bridge of her nose, and she let out a look of "It's time for the teacher to introduce everyone to the new world again".

And stretch out the powder tongue, and remove the egg yolk sticking to the corner of the mouth.

"Teacher Xiǎo Jasmine, I seem to have seen the traces of the prisoner just now." I raised my hand.

"Watson, don't be fooled by appearances, this world is far from being as simple as you think, and the traces of crime that can be detected with Ròu's eyes are all perjury that Moriarty deliberately left to mislead us."

After wiping the corners of her mouth and confirming that there were no traces, she immediately gave an extremely calm gaze.

"My old man, who is the prisoner?"

I burst into tears all of a sudden, why do I have nothing to do Detective Xiǎo said, knowing that when she deliberately put on a lonely look, she was trying to lure someone to the bait.

"Listen, the simplest and most effective trick in the world, what do you say?"

"Please also ask Teacher Xiǎo Jasmine for advice." I humbly bowed my head.

"That is, to take what was originally very simple, with a little touch, to lead the thinking of people who are chasing clues to a complex and even endless loop."

"Makes sense."

I pondered this sentence, and suddenly felt that xiǎo Jasmine was on the heart, wasn't she fooled like this many times?

"Who is that prisoner?"

In an instant, my god became solemn, maybe, maybe, probably, the action of the egg yolk on the side of the mouth just now was really a trace left by the prisoner to mislead him.

"What do you think is the easiest question that there is no yolk in the jī egg?" xiǎo jasmine began to follow the good yòu.

"They were taken out and eaten."

I replied without the slightest hesitation, pointing my finger at the other party.

"Having said all that, you still haven't found the essence of the problem."

Xiǎo Jasmine took a sip of tea indifferently and looked out the window, looking lonely as a master.

"Then what do you say is the essence?"

"Must ......"

From xiǎo jasmine's body, a stern aura suddenly emanated.

"Definitely?" I swallowed with difficulty, as if I was facing the final answer to a shocking conspiracy.

"It must have been when Jī's mother gave birth to Jī eggs, and forgot to give birth to Jì egg yolks." After saying it quickly, the other party poured himself a new cup of tea unhurriedly.

"When you give birth to a child, will you forget your brain and give birth to an egg!!"

Spouting flames, I roared and kicked the Empire State Building to the roots.

"And the stupid master's child, the brain or something, there is no hope anymore."

Sizzle, the sound of the three-no princess drinking tea sounded.

"Don't say such cruel things...... Isn't it good to give at least a little confidence to our children? "I burst into tears.

"I don't have a glimmer of hope for the stupid master."

"No !!" A roar to the sky, could it be that our IQ is really so low? Even the children of the low-IQ children and the high-IQ children of the three princesses have been pulled down to the average?!

"Rest assured." Princess Sanwu patted me on the shoulder and comforted me.

"With me, no matter what I say, the child will be a little smarter than the useless father, and he will definitely be able to live a good life."

"Oh oh oh, I see, it makes sense."

At the same time, I suddenly felt an inexplicable sadness, why?

I always feel as if I've forgotten something important.

After eating the two jī eggs with only egg whites left, and the brain was fully replenished with protein, I started again.

I remember!!

The Forgotten Thing - Why is there no yolk in the jī egg!

No, wait, it should be - why do I have two dark circles under my eyes early in the morning!!

Speaking of which, it's not because last night, this princess said that sentence to me, but she turned out the fire irresponsibly and ran away with a smoke!!

As a result, he could only go around the rooms of Veras, Sarah, and Linya, and didn't fall asleep until dawn, and the dark circles under his eyes came from this.

Fortunately, the druid's body is good, and when it comes to that, it is more than enough to satisfy the NV children in the family, uh-huh.

"Death flag." Princess Sanwu put down her teacup and pointed it at me.

"Don't peek into other people's minds."

After making sure I hadn't said anything, I landed a knife on her forehead.

"If you want to be proud, you can take advantage of the present, according to my divination, the stupid master will be squeezed dry by the NV people in less than a month."

Holding a red forehead, this beautiful eyes like a princess doll flickered, staring straight at me.

"And the voyeurism is so specific!!"

Another hand knife fell on her defenseless bun hat, although the soft hat absorbed a lot of power, but I also increased the strength appropriately, and finally let this princess hold her head for a while.

Hmph, it's really a third-rate divination, even the most demanding Sister Sharna, she doesn't want to squeeze me dry, 1vs1, I'm already invincible in the world.

He tilted his chin proudly, and under the cursed gaze of Princess Sanwu, he burrowed into the kitchen and rummaged through.

Two jī eggs without egg yolks couldn't satisfy my appetite at all.

After a while, with a slice of sauce ròu in my mouth and a large bowl of ròu sauce noodles in my hand, full of loot, I happily sat back in my position.

"Speaking of which, how are you and Jie Lùka doing now?" Snoring and sucking on the noodles, I asked vaguely.

"No score."

Speaking of his new opponent, Xiǎo Jasmine's eyes sank slightly.

"May I ask His Highness Xiǎo Jasmine, who has added two new enemies in one go, what is his outlook for the future?"

It's really bold, yesterday I made two natural enemies who may have to carry out a lifetime in one breath, Alius and Jielùka.

Even the protagonist who is chased and killed every day in the masochistic Xiǎo can't make such a mockery.

"Nothing."

With his head brushed, Xiǎo Jasmine drank tea with a comfortable look.

"Aren't you afraid that the two of them will join forces against you?" I was interested, and my eyes were teasing.

"Yes, it would be tricky to join forces, but it wouldn't be done." She replied in the affirmative.

"Why?"

"The self-esteem of less NV does not allow."

"Personally, I think it's better for the three of you to take into account the shame of being less NV before discussing the self-esteem of less NV."

I swear that this is the most sincere advice of my life.

"That kind of thing, it doesn't matter."

Me: "......"

"Okay, change the question." Because I really didn't know how to complain, I had to change the subject.

"Which one do you think is more threatening, Alius or Jie Lùka?"

I know that my expression now must be very much like that of the undisciplined reporter in the gossip press.

"Jie lù card."

Without hesitation, Princess Sanwu gave me the answer.

"Oh oh oh, why?" When I heard the news, I was immediately interested.

"It's terrible to abandon the shameful heart of the NV people."

"You're scary!! too"

Even if the memory of the brain is only a pig, I will not forget jì, just a few seconds ago, it doesn't matter who the guy is when he says that there is less NV shame or not.

However, to be able to realize the unknotted cào nature of Jie Lùka in a short period of time last night, this Xiǎo does not point the princess's observation power is indeed extraordinary.

"Why do you think Alius is easier to deal with?" With a blink of my eyes, I asked again.

"Ha~~~"

Princess Sanwu, who swallowed a sip of hot tea, sighed and exhaled, as if she felt that I had asked a very boring question.

"I have to admit that guy is indeed an opponent in a certain way, at least dare to write that kind of thing, that courage and determination are enough to become a strong enemy."

"Uh-huh."

I kept nodding my head, indeed, the decay of Alius was a powerful shock to the Dark Continent.

"However, as an aspect to compete with me, as an author, she is not good at all."

"Indeed, the gap is stark." I have to agree with the words of the three-no princess.

"It's just that I want to rely on quantity to overcome quality, and I thought, ah, I've written so much, as long as one person reads it, it's better than ten people on the other side, I just need a reader who can understand me, and the guy who comforts himself with this kind of thinking is just a poor worm."

Me: "......"

Is it a delusion? This intense sense of déjà vu at the sight of someone suddenly spitting out a mouthful of blood and pouring it on the keyboard......

"The theme of self-thought is of course very important, but if it doesn't cater to the reader's taste, at best it's just a book written by yourself to read, if you don't know how to make a taste that customers like, don't force guests to come, and even achieve a balance between insisting on your own thoughts and catering to the reader's taste, this kind of xiǎo thing can't be done, you will only blindly write jerky stories that you can understand, and then force others to understand, and under the condition that you can't attract the favor of readers, you start to sell the section in the book. Such people are nothing more than third-rate authors. ”

Oh oh

I hurriedly covered the mouth of the Sanwu Princess, and at the critical moment, I finally prevented the world from being ruined.

"Doing stupid things early in the morning, you two."

The mén of the guest room was pushed open at this time, and out of the room came out of the car, looking at the two of us with pitiful eyes.

"Before you take pity on others, I think you should take a good look at yourself." I glared back.

"For a close-fitting shìnv who gets up later than the master, don't you have nothing to say?"

"That's because I have been fighting together for ten days and ten nights with His Majesty the NV." Jie lùka stretched.

"I can't see it at all."

A shìnv who hasn't slept for ten days and ten nights can still sell festival cào so sharply, is there really nothing in this world that can stop her from selling festival cào?

"One of the rules of shìnv is that you must not look tired in front of your master."

"You're so good that you're coming out in front of me!!" I flipped the coffee table of my soul over again.

"Actually...... You see, the real reason for that is that I have been waiting for His Royal Highness the Prince to attack at night. ”

"It's too late to change your tune now, and it's already three poles in the day, and it's a night attack!!"

"Your Royal Highness, there is a saying......"

"You wait for me to finish."

"But ......"

"It's the master's order."

"Okay." Jie lùka made a rare compromise.

I also preached this yellow paragraph shìnv a pass, the tiǎntiǎn dry mouth chún that is still unfinished.

"What did you just want to say, say it."

"Sister Morisa is about to be suffocated to death by His Royal Highness the Prince."

Jie lùka moistened her throat, pretending to be waiting for something, and finally dragged her finger into my arms.

Subconsciously looked down, no, he still maintained the action of covering Xiǎo Jasmine's mouth, because this Xiǎo didn't point that the princess was too delicate, so the big palm and her nose were also half covered, at this time, the face that was already holding back was red, and her eyes turned in circles.

"I'll go, you should hurry up."

"Didn't you order me, Your Royal Highness, not to speak?"

"You ......"

Before I finished speaking, I ushered in Xiǎo Jasmine's turn flash princess kick.

"Wait, xiǎo Jasmine, listen to me, there's a reason for this, oh !!!oh

With an earth-shattering scream resounding in the sky above the Rogue grassland, the iron crutch lone ranger Druid Wu Fan was officially born.

I'm going to work tomorrow, and I'm going to have a seven-day holiday on National Day...... Woo~~~ It seems that there are still a lot of games.,A lot of xiǎo said.,A lot of animations haven't been completed.,The most anticipated Xiaozhi Guardian FD,Still lying on the hard drive without installation......

The National Day has passed, and a group of deep-sea mud beasts will start cleaning up tomorrow, and this is the last notice.