Chapter 213: Language Artist
Can it make sense?
Not to mention whether it can be reasonable, the problem is that Jiang Chi didn't abide by it...
As everyone knows, when playing games with Su Xiaoxiao, Su Xiaoxiao has been told many times that Su Xiaoxiao doesn't want it, and all grievances have been reported to Su Xiaoxiao.
also said shamelessly, at the moment of the game, he didn't ask about grievances.
Face baby!
"I'm sorry, I don't know, come to me if you want to come, let me risk my life to send you a gun? Scold! I see you're really sleeping during the day—daydreaming! ”
Jiang Chi: "..."
You are so indifferent, your heart is like ice, and when you say my body, it hurts in your heart.
Aren't you distressed?
Faced with Jiang Chi's silent attitude, Xie Wan'er said that he was very satisfied and even wanted to laugh.
"Okay, you're waiting for me there, I've got two people here."
Jiang Chi is now on the second floor, although there is no assault rifle, but the troll is obviously better than the rifle in the corridor, so naturally Jiang Chi is more satisfied, plus he has a head and armor at the moment.
A pride in the world actually arises spontaneously.
All of you here are younger brothers! Let's kill one by one, and kill one by two!
"Knock knock..."
At the same time, downstairs, they who had just walked into the corridor did not hear Jiang Chi's footsteps.
"Big brother, it seems that this place has been searched."
"Don't look like it, it's just been searched, the door is so open, be careful that there may be people in this building."
When the second brother heard this, his big cheeks were full of solemnity.
"Then we have two trolls in our hands now, can we fight?"
The second brother looked at the eldest brother again and asked softly.
"Why can't you fight, this kind of terrain is a little bigger than a rifle, and it's narrower than this terrain."
After the eldest brother finished speaking, the second brother nodded as if he didn't understand.
You have to ask him if he really understands? He knows a few!
The eldest brother speaks, the younger brother listens!
"Let's go, let's go up there, watch out for someone squatting on us."
The eldest brother waved his hand, and the second brother could not leave? Gotta go.
So the two of them walked towards the second floor where Jiang Chi was, and when they went, they didn't have feelings, attitudes, and didn't think about anything, and the stupid second brother followed the eldest brother up.
And on the top of the stairs they walked, there was a man squatting.
The man wore a second-class head, a second-class armor, and a troll in his hand.
The whole person looks sinister and terrifying, slightly obscene.
This person is Jiang Chi himself!
At this time, he muttered: "Here it is, here it is." ”
And the muzzle of the gun is pointed at the stairs, ready to pull the trigger at any moment.
Audience: "..."
"Look at this unproductive appearance, does it look like a homeless man?"
"Anchor! How can you be so lewd! You should go down to Gang!
"Where's the old streamer? Say, was it kidnapped by you! Why are such obscene anchors coming out! ”
"What do you know? Is this called obscenity? It's called the anchor's resourcefulness! You can wait a minute, don't blink. ”
…
Jiang Chi agreed with what the last person said.
What he did want was to crouch here and then hit the other side by surprise.
Because standing is always easy to be spotted as soon as possible by the opposite side, and lying on his stomach and unable to move quickly, squatting is indeed the best way Jiang Chi can think of.
Suddenly, a human head came into Jiang Chi's eyes.
"Bang!"
Without hesitation, Jiang Chi pulled the trigger on his head, and Jiang Chi hadn't been seen on the other side, but he just showed a head, and before he could walk up, he was knocked down?
【Peiwan-Jiangchi】Knocked out [Worilgoul] with a headshot with an S686 shotgun
"? Someone! ”
This person was the one who was called the eldest brother just now, and his strong desire to survive prompted him to climb down quickly, while his so-called second brother was stunned.
"Why are you stunned? The trolls on the other side! Fight or retreat! ”
Seeing this, the eldest brother saw that the second brother was still stunned, so he was angry, and even hated that iron could not be made of steel.
"Uh-oh."
The second brother reacted, how did he know that there was such a thing, suddenly the eldest brother was knocked to the ground, he was confused at the time, who could have predicted this?
Rush up!
No reason, he wants to avenge his eldest brother!
"Rush the duck!"
Jiang Chi originally wanted to run after fighting, but after thinking about it, both of them were knocked down by one, and he still had four bullets.
Run? Run a few handfuls! Life and death are downbeat, and if you don't accept it, you will do it!
So Jiang Chi turned his hand and came back, and saw a stunned man rushing up, and he subconsciously pulled the trigger.
"Bang!"
One shot, one shot!
【Peiwan-Jiangchi】Eliminated [Rilzhul] with the S686 shotgun
"I'm losing, losing! One bullet and I'm gone? My full blood! This person hangs up! Big brother, this person is hanging! ”
Suddenly the screen went black, and he was confused.
Stunned, he reacted and shouted.
His eldest brother: "..."
"Let's go, step back, don't be ashamed, this game, the damage of trolls, will always be a mystery."
If you want to say that he can kill a person with one bullet, you want to say that he can kill a person with 100 bullets, and he may not be able to kill people.
And there is no precise calculation, what damage is completely up to the will of God.
But it's close, it's usually a bullet that kills someone, and of course, there are nearly five or six bullets that hit people, but none of them killed people (cough cough, the author himself... )
"Cow Pi!"
Xie Wan'er, who was hiding over there, shouted excitedly when she saw Jiang Chi's prompt to kill two of them.
"Low profile! Can't you keep a low profile? This thing is just a basic daily operation, don't get excited. ”
Jiang Chi said with a smile.
Xie Wan'er: "..."
What's the matter, just blow it, but Jiang Chi really took it seriously?
The problem is that she actually wants Jiang Chi to blow to each other, that is to say, he is waiting for Jiang Chi to praise her after praising Jiang Chi, but what about Jiang Chi?
Why doesn't this guy have a girlfriend? Xie Wan'er may have understood a little!
"I'll come to you right now after licking my bag."
Jiang Chi said, and went to see what was in the bag.
Because it was too intense just now, and it was not easy to look closely at the close distance, I didn't see clearly what materials the two people on the opposite side were.
Now open the package and take a look.
Jiang Chi: "..."
Give your mom a ride? I lose!
These two people are not as good as Jiang Chi.
A troll for each person, plus some torn bandages, and broken head and armor.
Jiang Chi can use it, there is no one!
If I had to say that there was, it would be a bandage.
"How? What's in those two people's bags? ”
Xie Wan'er asked Jiang Chi curiously, thinking about what good things to share together.
"Bandages, trolls, broken heads, broken armor, do you want them? If you want, I'll bring you some? ”
Jiang Chi asked Xie Wan'er.
Xie Wan'er: "..."
No! This is not the result I wanted!
He can naturally understand that he was damaged by Jiang Chi, but the problem is that this bandage is too soulful.
What's left bad, you say? I have to have a bandage left.
Isn't that bottle of drink fragrant?
But that's the case, since there is nothing good, Xie Wan'er said, "Then you can come over quickly." ”
These words more or less made Jiang Chi feel wrong.
Xie Wan'er, can she welcome Jiang Chi so much? I'm afraid you're tired of it again...
This made Jiang Chi hesitate suddenly, there must be a demon when things go wrong.
"Why are you standing still? Come on! Xie Wan'er said to Jiang Chi.
Jiang Chi: "..."
Just now I just doubted, but now I don't need to doubt it, what happened to this Xie Wan'er Tieda, otherwise he could have this attitude?
Jiang Chi didn't believe she had this attitude anyway! There must be something wrong with that.
So what the hell is going on? Jiang Chi thought for a while and asked, "Is there anyone over there?" ”
As soon as the words fell, Xie Wan'er was confused.
"How do you know?"
After speaking, I realized that I had said the wrong thing, but this was like water spilled, and I couldn't get it back.
So she broke the jar and broke, "Come and save me!" One of the two small rooms on the second floor across from me was hiding here, and I wasn't spotted on the other side. ”
After she finished speaking, Jiang Chi secretly said that this was indeed the case.
He said, can this Xie Wan'er be so kind?
I didn't believe it when I killed him, to be honest, I almost believed in her evil just now.
"Then I'll save you, rifle or something, give it?"
Jiang Chi threatened to thank Wan'er.
According to Xie Wan'er's
In terms of temperament, it is impossible to be threatened by Jiang Chi, and she also attaches more importance to face, so it is a difficult choice question whether to give this question or not.
But who is Xie Wan'er? A language artist!
Aren't all people who engage in business language artists?
"What do you mean? You said as if if if you don't come, I won't give it to you, is the relationship between us a matter of a rifle? Come, you just have to come here, if you can't save me, this rifle is all for you! ”
Jiang Chi: "..."
Audience: "..."
Q: How many people in the world are as thick-skinned as her? Jiangchi is willing to bow to the wind!
He passed, and he didn't have to meet people? When he meets someone, someone beats him, can't he fight back? Fight back and kill Xie Wan'er on the other side, can't she be saved?
And this kind of thing can still be related to the relationship, oh my God, Jiang Chi's original threat came to Xie Wan'er's mouth, as if she didn't give it to Jiang Chi, and if Jiang Chi didn't accept it, it was Jiang Chi's fault!
Sure enough, the old saying.
If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if the people are cheap, they will be invincible!
"Okay, I'll come over then."
I didn't know what to say for a while, Jiang Chi only ran over with a fart.
Building No. 1 and Building No. 2 were one step away from each other, Jiang Chi ran to the door of Building No. 1 a few times, and then he understood why Xie Wan'er didn't dare to move.
Because around Building One, there are four steps.
Although the footsteps are different, they are also the four real steps.
"Four steps here, you can determine what building is occupied."
Jiang Chi suddenly stopped and asked Xie Wan'er.
"I don't know if there is one on the second floor, there must be someone on the first floor, and then I guess there is one on the rooftop above my head."
"How do you estimate that?"
Jiang Chi asked.
"Guess." Xie Wan'er replied.
Jiang Chi: "..."
"Guess?" He rolled his eyes, "I think it's your dish!" “
Then he froze his perspective and looked into the corridor on the first floor of Building One.
Then he saw only one shocking scene.
There, there are four people, not at all there is a person on top of her head as Xie Wan'er said, and the most important thing is that these four people...
(End of chapter)