Chapter 248: The joke is too big
He's farting!
A serious fart!
So Jiang Chi asked, "What do you know?" ”
Lin Ran: "You're farting, the serious kind." ”
Jiang Chi: "..."
Ignoring it is the most vicious trick for a girl who scares herself.
So the atmosphere began to fall into embarrassment, of course, it was not the two of them standing in place, the main embarrassment was Lin Ran, but Jiang Chi had already picked up the bullet and ran in the next direction.
Because Jiang Chi is a fast-paced style of play here, his main purpose now is to kill people, so naturally he didn't talk to Lin Ran much, and Lin Ran ran away without looking back when he saw Jiang Chitou.
It's like she's not a woman, she's not a little sister.
This is more or less excessive, looking at Jiang Chi who was looking directly at the computer, it seems that he doesn't feel his gaze at all, and even forgets his own person.
Lin Ran, as a girl, doesn't she want to lose face?
The most important thing is why he can't take himself seriously?
Lin Ran was angry, she was motionless and sulking at first, and there was still a little bit of longing in her heart that Jiang Chi could look back at herself, even if it was just a glance, it was enough to prove that he cared about herself.
The main thing is the sense of presence.
But Jiang Chi was already searching everywhere, not only did he not look at her, but he never asked Lin Ran, even if you didn't keep up with such an insignificant word.
"I endure..."
Lin Ran forced himself, and if he couldn't bear it, he would make a big plan.
But the woman, after all, is still the woman in the mouth of the ancestors.
"I can't bear it anymore... No, I can't bear it! ”
Lin Ran gritted his teeth, turned his head, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and...
Shot Jiang Chi with a punch.
“boom…”
Jiang Chi was in a defenseless state, and was shot by a sudden heavy punch, so that his center of gravity was unstable, and he fell to the side at once, and struggled in mid-air, so that his body fell to the ground at once, with his head down and his feet up.
The small head has a very intimate contact with the big floor.
"?"
Jiang Chi reacted, first in pain, and then in endless anger swept through his body, and as soon as he got up, he stared at Lin Ran with wide eyes.
Pointing at her, he said, "What are you doing?" ”
The anger in those words frightened Lin Ran and even wanted to punch him.
"Haha, how's that! Cool or not! ”
Lin Ran smiled and asked Jiang Chi, looking proud, not knowing that Jiang Chi might be angry now.
"You have what it takes, you can punch again?"
Jiang Chi was angry, it is said that his IQ in the angry state is 0, pointing at Lin Ran, and when he saw that, he almost seemed to pounce on it and break the net.
"Oh, that's fine."
Lin Ran nodded, and then punched up in an instant.
"?"
Jiang Chi reacted and retreated quickly, but because he was too positional
Urging, so he threw himself to the ground again, sat on the ground with his buttocks, and looked at Lin Ran blankly.
Looking at the smiling face that showed his teeth, Jiang Chi knew that if he couldn't get back this face today, he might not have face in front of Lin Ran in the future.
So as soon as Jiang Chi got up, he didn't play the game anymore, and he didn't say anything, deliberately leaving Lin Ran with an indifferent face, and when he turned around, he left, without looking back.
"Where are you going?"
When Lin Ran saw Jiang Chi like this, he thought to himself that he might be angry, right?
"Don't worry about it!"
Jiang Chi said very arrogantly, saying that it was too late, it was fast, three steps and two steps, striding forward, and when he walked to the door, in order to show his anger, in order to regain this face in front of Lin Ran, in order to let him know that he was really angry.
Jiang Chi pulled the door open!
As a result, the door did not open...
Anti-locked... The lock is dead.
"I lost?"
Jiang Chi's expression of doubt about life appeared on his face, and he tried again in disbelief, but this time, it still didn't open, and the door was locked.
When did Lin Ran lock the door? Why didn't he see it?
When he turned around and looked at Lin Ran with a horrified expression, he saw Lin Ran's playful face sitting on the computer desk, and he was holding a remote control that looked like a grenade in his hand.
If Jiang Chi guessed correctly, that thing was the thing that controlled the door.
"Don't you know there's such a thing as a smart home?"
Lin Ran shook this thing in his hand, lowered his head, and said to himself like a big man.
"You let me out!"
Jiang Chi scratched his nose and said with some embarrassment, because of embarrassment, his volume was naturally very high.
"I won't let go!"
Lin Ran said arrogantly, with his head high, he almost stuck out his tongue to show his little naughty.
"Don't let it go, huh? Good! Since you don't let it go, then I'll... I'm just..."
After thinking about it, Jiang Chi suddenly felt so powerless.
So he turned to the system for help.
I asked anxiously: "System, help me find a way!" Get me face back! Otherwise, I'll lose face, you do this system, I think, it must not look good, right? ”
Who knows, the system is like nothing, not saying a word.
At this time, the system in the shadows, what can it do, it is also desperate!
After all, Jiang Chi didn't do this kind of task related to the value of force, so naturally it was impossible to say anything to reward him, so that a very embarrassing situation was that it was not that the system did not help him.
It's him, and he didn't help himself!
So, as soon as the system didn't speak, Jiang Chi had nothing to say, and Lin Ran showed her little demon personality again, so that this atmosphere was really a little embarrassing, and then it was like an already embarrassing atmosphere, but at this moment, it was a little quiet and scary.
Finally, Lin Ran let go.
"You... Don't play games yet? ”
Jiang Chi: "Beat you beautifully?" ”
Lin Ran: "..."
With this stubborn momentum, Lin Ran seemed to have found a reason for Jiang Chi to be single, but he felt that it was reasonable, and he always thought that Lin Ran was very embarrassed to hammer people.
"Okay, okay, you're a big man, what's the competition with me, a little girl?"
Lin Ran rolled his eyes, ready to go down a step to Jiang Chi.
And Jiang Chi seems to have gone down this step?
He walked to the stool, then put on the headphones, and controlled the character to run towards the place where Lin Ran was, and then Lin Ran also came back, seeing Jiang Chi come back without saying a word, her eyes lit up, and a smile gradually emerged, Jiang Chi seemed to be enlightened?
Anyway, she felt that Jiang Chi was handsome at the moment, and after Jiang Chi walked to her side, she felt that her previous punch...
That's right!
Even, that's right!
Without that punch, can Jiang Chi come back? That can't be done!
So Lin Ran felt that it was very right, and even felt that if Jiang Chi ignored her in the future, she would be able to use this method again.
Thinking about it, I actually fell into a trance.
And when Jiang Chi saw Lin Dye fascinated by this, he knew that the opportunity had come!
Why did Jiang Chi come here, do you think he is really so generous? Do you think he really doesn't care?
No! He came in revenge, a grenade was quietly taken out, and then he threw it at Lin Ran, who was motionless and in a trance, and then slowly retreated, pretending that nothing had happened.
So much so that Lin Ran, who came back to his senses, didn't notice it, but said to Jiang Chi with a smile: "Haha, next time you can't leave me alone, do you hear?" Otherwise, I will see you once and beat you once! ”
Lin Ran said coquettishly, although this is not a confession, but it is a hidden intention.
Jiang Chi knew that she was thinking too much!
Jiang Chi not only wants to leave her, but even 'murders' her!
For example, now, Jiang Chi also smiled and replied to Lin Ran: "Mm-huh, okay, but I think you may be thinking too much." ”
He smiled and said, this kind of thing made Lin Ran feel wrong, but he couldn't say anything wrong, but thinking about these three words always made people feel a little uncomfortable, so she asked Jiang Chi: "What do you mean?" ”
Jiang Chi replied calmly: "Look at your feet." ”
Hearing this, Lin Ran looked down at his feet, it was a small army-green thing, it was in a round shape, and there was a small pull ring, and the lines on it were still a little familiar.
This thing is...
Thunder?
"? Run! ”
Lin Ran reacted, and he was about to run.
But when she was pondering, Jiang Chi was already counting down, and she had just reacted back, and the countdown had reached one!
That's right, she can't run away!
“boom!”
The grenade expanded until it exploded, and at this moment, Lin Ran, who was at the center point, received maximum damage, and the explosion in an instant was like a firework
Open, beautiful.
At least in Jiang Chi's eyes, this firework is very beautiful.
After the explosion, Lin Ran fell to the ground humbly, came back to his senses with a confused face, and then looked at Jiang Chi in disbelief, as if he found a boyfriend who had been in love with him for several years and suddenly knew that he was a scumbag.
Do you understand Lin Ran's eyes at this moment?
Complex emotions swept through her body, and in the end, all emotions turned into endless anger, just like the anger and grievance that Jiang Chi was suddenly knocked to the ground by her just now, and the turtle was on all fours.
"You're special... Help me up! Right now... Immediately... Right away! ”
Lin Ran took off his headphones and roared at Jiang Chi next to him.
Jiang Chi: "..."
It's really a shame to look like this.
It's not Lin Ran who is embarrassed, it's Jiang Chi who is embarrassed, you see Jiang Chi cowering, and I really want to talk to Lin Ran Bo Neng, but Jiang Chi feels that this energy doesn't seem to be able to succeed, adhering to the thing that knows the times as Junjie, Jiang Chi feels that he is still not so capable.
"What, how do you feel?"
Jiang Chi, who was unwilling, finally asked stubbornly.
"I don't want to talk nonsense with you, hurry up."
Lin Ran closed his eyes and took a deep breath, and then the atmosphere was completely embarrassing.
And Jiang Chi, when he heard this sentence suddenly, goosebumps wrinkled suddenly, as if he had some kind of touch.
I don't know why, whether it's that the joke is here, it's no longer a simple joke, or Lin Ran's seriousness at the moment makes him feel a little bad.
Uncomfortable, to be exact.
That's right, Jiang Chi felt uncomfortable, and for the first time, he felt that this pity seemed to have opened up.
In the end, Jiang Chi didn't help, but his eyes were complicated, but he glanced at Lin Ran with an indifferent expression, and then in Lin Ran's gaze.
Let's go.
This time I really left, and I didn't look back.
Leaving the box, you are greeted by a quiet hall, there is no noise, everyone is playing games quietly.
The quality seems to have become a beautiful scenery here.
Walking again, it was already out of the door, and the strange thing was that there didn't seem to be many people around the mall, and it wasn't as lively as before, and I don't know why, Jiang Chi had some strange feelings in his heart.
Finally, when he got out of the mall, he realized that it was going to rain.
The clouds are thick, the sky is gradually gloomy, and when I look back at the street, the people have become pedestrians in a hurry, and occasionally a few people have no smiles on their faces, and the world seems to have lost its color.
Loneliness can't describe the scene at this moment, Jiang Chi walked halfway, with a loud bang in the sky, the rain came down, did God cry too?
Then when I got home, my phone rang.
It's no longer a betrayal of my love, a debt of conscience, it turns out that Jiang Chi has already changed the bell.
PS: I'm sorry, I've been sick these days.
(End of chapter)