"Hey, don't go!" , Zhu Bajie called out again and again, but saw that the beautiful woman had already disappeared into the cabinet, his heart became anxious, and he spoke recklessly:

"Master is too ignorant, if you just said the job more tactfully, we can still coax her to eat enough and sleep well!

When we get through tonight and tomorrow morning, isn't it up to us to stay or not? ”

"Idiot! You really think that the old Bodhisattva eats dry rice! Can you still be deceived by such a trick of yours?! Sun Wukong scolded Zhu Bajie with words, and accentuated the word "Bodhisattva", hoping that this pig can wake up in time and not be obsessed.

"Hmph, Brother Monkey, what you said is light!" , Zhu Bajie turned his body away, and said angrily: "You have been pressed under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years, I am afraid that you have long not known the happiness of men and women!" But my old pig has only been away from home for a few days, how can I forget the taste of love? ”

Monk Sha raised his eyes and asked, "Second Senior Brother, it turns out that there is a wife?" ”

Sun Wu glanced blankly at Zhu Bajie, and said with hatred: "This nerd was originally the son-in-law of the old Zhuang Gao Taigong of Wusizang, but because he had an appointment with Sister Guanyin, he abandoned his ex-wife Cuilan and went to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures with us!"

Now it seems that I am afraid that he has been separated from his wife for a long time, and he happened to meet the old Bodhisattva recruiting a son-in-law, which aroused the happy act in his heart, and he wants to stay and be a fast son-in-law who rides the dragon! ”

Sun Wukong's words, every time the words "Guanyin" and "Bodhisattva" were mentioned, the volume was increased, in order to remind this Zhu Bajie and those who had different intentions present not to fall into the trap of Lishan's old mother.

"Brother Monkey, don't you come to make fun of me!" , Zhu Bajie had a look of anger on his face, and said: "You did this kind of thing more than me before, I don't have to say it!" ”

"Idiot! Are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid and can't understand me? I said that old bodhisattva—"

"This elder! My mother has something to say to you alone!! Just when Sun Wukong mentioned the word "Bodhisattva" for the third time, the eldest daughter of the little woman's family, Zhenzhen, suddenly lifted the curtain and walked in, naming Sun Wukong by name.

"This ...... No need for it! I didn't do anything! When Sun Wukong saw Guanyin Bodhisattva come forward, he was panicked in his heart, for fear that he would be beaten by her fooling out.

"Come here, I have something to say to you!" , Zhenzhen's face changed, and he said coldly.

"Uh, it's a good ......", Sun Wukong followed Zhenzhen out of the house with his head down, through the deep corridor, and went to the back garden of the inner courtyard.

"Phew, this dead monkey, he kept saying no, but he was caught first!" , Zhu Bajie complained coldly.

Tang Sanzang frowned, and said, "Bajie, if you want to stay, stay, the teacher won't stop you!" But don't make up Wukong behind your back, that's your big brother! ”

"Master, Master, I didn't mean that, I also believe Brother Monkey, I was just joking just now!"

Zhu Bajie also knew that Sun Wukong's status in Tang Sanzang's mind was very high, and he didn't dare to provoke anymore at the moment, so he found a reason to "feed the horse" and pulled the horse to the back door.

Unexpectedly, the beautiful woman was taking the second daughter Aiai and the third daughter to play outside the back door to enjoy the chrysanthemums, and when they saw Zhu Bajie, the two daughters hurriedly avoided and walked away.

Seeing this, Zhu Bajie smeared the lard with lust, immediately dropped the dragon horse, ran over and sang, and shouted: "Mother, I came to release the horse, but I happened to meet you here." ”

The beautiful woman sneered in her heart, but she still smiled and said: "Your master is too unkind, you have to go to the west of Laoshizi, and you are not afraid of being frozen when the road is far away!" ”

Zhu Bajie laughed twice and said: "Mother, Master, they went to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures at the behest of King Tang, so they will never stay in the past!"

But I'm a halfway monk, and I don't have these rules and regulations! However, I'm worried that my mother thinks I have a big mouth and big ears! ”

The beautiful woman was still smiling, and replied, "How could I dislike you? At the moment, I don't have a boy in my family, so I'm just going to recruit one!

But I'm going to say it ahead, my little daughter is pitiful and doesn't want to marry an ugly man, you have to be a little measured! ”

When Zhu Bajie heard the woman's words, he seemed to have a door, and immediately smiled and said, "Mother, you don't know anything!" Although the Tang monk is talented and handsome, he is actually useless!

I'm ugly, but I'm gentle. Moreover, I was born burly and strong, and I spared no effort to do farm work, even if I had four acres of fertile land, I could plough without falling! ”

The beautiful woman laughed secretly in her heart, but she said, "Since you are so capable, go back and discuss with your master, and if you can, I will recruit you!" ”

Zhu Bajie hurriedly said: "No need to discuss, that Tang monk is not my biological parents, whether it is successful or not, it is up to me, mother!" ”

The beautiful woman had tried out the heart of Zhu Bajie, so she had no intention of continuing to entangle, so she found a reason to "talk to her daughter" and went back to the inner hall.

Zhu Bajie got cheap, and he didn't bother to let the horse go again, so he took the reins and pulled the dragon back to the front yard, and then entered the hall to meet Tang Sanzang and a few people, but he still didn't see Sun Wukong come back, and he couldn't help muttering in his heart.

On the other side, Sun Wukong followed Zhenzhen to the back garden, and saw that the garden was full of chrysanthemums, red, yellow and purple, fragrant, and beautiful under the bright moonlight.

"You monkey head, I'm afraid you want to fight?" , Zhenzhen stopped, turned his back to Sun Wukong, played with his hair with his right hand, and stuck a red flower on his head with his left hand.

"Sister Guanyin, where did you start with this? I don't remember messing with you?? Sun Wukong's face was innocent.

"Dare to quibble?" , Zhenzhen turned around, stared at Sun Wukong tightly with a pair of bead-like eyes, and said: "You know that this time it was me and the old mother of Lishan, Manjushri, and Fuxian Bodhisattva who set up it to test Tang Sanzang's original heart, but you made trouble three or four times, what do you want?" ”

"I've been wronged, Sister Guanyin!" , Sun Wukong hurriedly explained: "As the senior brother of the scripture-learning team, it is impossible for me to watch the master and junior brother go astray, right?

And, having said that, I didn't leak the secret, but I just kept reminding me a little bit! ”

"Is that a reminder?" , Zhenzhen's face appeared angry, and said: "The Bodhisattva is long and the Bodhisattva is short, and he almost didn't put the names of the four of me on their faces!" ”

"Hey, hey, Sister Guanyin, I'm not here to learn from the team!" , Sun Wukong scratched his head with a smile.

"Forget it, I won't have anything to do with you! I'm going to test the others! ”

Zhenzhen was about to leave after speaking, but suddenly remembered something, stopped again, looked back at Sun Wukong, and said with burning eyes: "Also, you will go to my Putuo Mountain less in the future!" ”

"W-why is that?"

"My daughter who holds the pearl dragon so easily, how can I let your monkey head be easily stolen?!"

"Sister Guanyin, this is Chiguoguo's slander! I, Sun Wukong, swear to the moon that I will never do that kind of dirty thing! Sun Wukong raised his right hand and swore an oath.

"Heh, then let me ask you, why is there only one wick left in the sun and moon lamp in front of the Buddha's seat?"

"There's only one wick left? This, what does this have to do with me?? I don't know why, Sun Wukong suddenly had a bad idea in his heart:

This Journey to the West world is the road to the Westward Journey that has been restarted after "Journey to the West"! Therefore, the gods and Buddhas all know that they are hooked up and have bad deeds, and they are guarding against themselves-

The main reason is because the monkey 500 years ago was too demonic and riotous!

Just imagine, that Monkey King even dared to have a leg even with his sister-in-law, Princess Iron Fan, so it's no wonder that the other six sworn brothers also have a bad relationship with the former......

"However, if that's the case, this Journey to the West world once had a Zixia Fairy...... But, I guess it's dead! Sun Wukong thought to himself.

"You used to be annoying, but at least you dared to do it! But now...... Turned into a complete coward, which I never expected! ”。

Zhenzhen watched the monkey's ridiculous behavior coldly, thinking that the latter's nature was difficult to change, and he had learned the virtue of wiping his mouth and not admitting it after eating, so he snorted coldly and left.

"I ...... I'm K! Brother Sun, what the hell have you done?! Sun Wukong gushed out a wave of anger in his heart, but he had nowhere to vent, so he could only look at the moon and roar silently-