In her career as a teacher, Li Meng was molested by a student for the first time!

And also a non-human student!

No way!

How intolerable it is to be taken advantage of by your own students!

So, aren't you amazing?

I'm not without problems here

"Let's take a look at this question... How to solve it? Li Meng turned on the computer and found a math problem in her mathematics major class when she was admitted to graduate school.

This is a problem for solving a system of linear equations

It is necessary to comprehensively apply the properties of Gaussian elimination method and augmentation matrix, which is quite difficult.

Li Meng looked at Chen Fan playfully.

And then the next second ....

"Elementary transformations for systems of linear equations and transformations for augmented matrices."

"This subtracts the x1 term from the first equation."

"The third line is transformed."

"Add 3 times the second equation to the third equation and subtract it."

"x2 in the third equation gives the stepped type"

System of equations ......"

“......”

"Stop, stop!"

Li Meng only felt that her scalp was numb, is this still a high school student?

Nima is also terrifying.

Few people made this question back then, and Li Meng spent almost half an hour.

And she's always been proud that she was able to solve this problem in the first place!

So I have always treasured it...... However, Chen Fan, this kid, just glanced at it·····

Just dictate the calculation process directly!

It's even more organized and accurate!

Again, people are really angry with people compared to people....

"Chen Fan, you go back to class first

bar. Li Meng held his forehead and waved his hand weakly, wanting to send this demon away.

If this continues······ She should have called an ambulance.

"Okay, goodbye!"

Chen Fan got up and walked out the door.

"Goodbye!"

Li Meng rolled her eyes angrily, cute your sister!

However, he couldn't help but breathe, and the whole person suddenly relaxed......

"Well, I have one more question."

Chen Fan, who walked to the door, suddenly turned around and looked at Li Meng.

Li Meng's eyelids jumped suddenly, what strange question is this guy going to have?

Chen Fan: "In the college entrance examination of the Holy Kingdom, can I use non-Euclidean geometry theory to solve problems?"

Li Meng frowned, using non-Euclidean geometry theory to solve the problems of the college entrance examination, this is like using high school mathematics to solve the problems of elementary school.

It is estimated that except for Chen Fan, no one has really tried it.

It can be said that there is no one before and no one after it.

When Li Meng was thinking about it, he only heard Chen Fan continue:

"I've looked at the questions of the Shengguo college entrance examination for many years, and many of the questions will be very troublesome if they are solved in the sense of Euclid, and I have to write a bunch of proofs."

"If I use non-Euclidean geometry arguments, then I can solve the big question of countless candidates in last year's college entrance examination in just two or three sentences."

"Save time and effort!"

Li Meng: "......"

In the end, Li Meng was speechless, and said angrily: "It's good if you're happy!" ”

It is true that the college entrance examination does not explicitly stipulate that it is not allowed to use higher knowledge to solve it

The college entrance examination is a stage to show one's ability in this way

There is no limit

Just look at whether your martial arts are high or not!

Chen Fan added another sentence, making sure that his words were not missing:

"Mengmeng, don't worry, I won't use higher knowledge to solve it, because I'm afraid that the grading teacher won't understand it!"

Li Meng: "......"

Is it really okay for you to be so straightforward?

But another thought came to Li Meng's brain:

"Chen Fan, wait!"

Chen Fan: "??? What happened to Meng Meng? ”

Hearing the word Mengmeng, Li Meng felt MMP in her heart, but her face was pleasant: "I'll let you participate in this year's Holy Country Mathematics League!" ”

Chen Fan: "I've participated, and there's nothing more difficult than my time, it's not difficult not to go!" ”

Li Meng: "......"

"That.. Chen Fan, is it difficult that it is a relative question, I... You..."

Li Tieba, who has always been sharp, couldn't figure out his thoughts at this time, and in desperation, he had no choice but to show his obscenity.

Li Meng stood up abruptly and slapped the table, startling Pan Shuai, who was snickering on the side:

"You have to participate if you want to participate, and you have to participate if you don't want to participate, this is the teacher's request!"

Chen Fan: "Oh, it's okay to have fun, goodbye!" ”

Then he turned around and left

Promise one first, and then stay, I'm afraid that Li Meng will ask him to participate in big and small competitions!

It's so boring to participate in competitions or something!

Is the wife no longer fragrant, or the daughter-in-law is not sensible?

……

Language lessons

"I'll ask an extracurricular question to see if any of my classmates know." Just witnessed the tragic situation of Li Meng being angry with Chen Fan, Pan Shuai, who had a crush on Li Meng, naturally wanted to help her find some ground.

This lesson is an excerpt from "Strange Tales".

So Pan Shuai also took advantage of the topic: "Pu Songling's chatting about Zhai is to write all the things about gods and ghosts." ”

"My classmates all know that people are ghosts when they die, so do you know what ghosts are when they die?"

This aroused the interest of the students, but everyone was also puzzled.

Ghosts are all changed after people die, so can ghosts still die, and what else can they be when they die?

"When the ghost dies, his soul is gone."

"Wipe out, you can't be reincarnated

Finish. ”

"If you want me to say, if the ghost dies, there is nothing."

"No, when a ghost dies, it becomes a dead ghost, haha..."

"Hahahaha, the dead ghost is awesome!"

There was no need for Pan Shuai to name him, but the students answered enthusiastically. However, Pan Shuai was not very satisfied with their answers, smiled and shook his head, negating the brain-opening answers.

"Chen Fan, do you know?" In the end, Pan Shuai turned the spearhead of the problem to Chen Fan.

"In the story of "Zhang Arui" in Liaozhai, there are such words: People die as ghosts, and ghosts die as a lot. The fear of ghosts, the fear of ghosts. ”

How could Chen Fan not know?

He's able to control the radio through his brain and connect to the entire network! Log in to any electronic device!

If you don't know, it's good to check it now!

Now the network is so developed!

Pan Shuai nodded, he came prepared this time, naturally he wouldn't let Chen Fan go so easily!.

"That's... What is after the death of the Zo? ”

It's not an easy question, because it's not

It's something that is in the chat.

Chen Fan frowned slightly, raised his eyes and looked at Pan Shuai, who was a little proud.

Is this jealous? Came to avenge the goddess?

Oh, man!

Seeing Chen Fan like this, the corners of Pan Shuai's mouth rose slightly, thinking that you don't know now.

"It's Nozomi who died."

"After His Death"

However, Pan Shuai didn't intend to give up just yet, his mind turned, and he continued to ask:

"Who has commented that King Goujian can share hardships and blessings?"

There was silence below

"It's not an evaluation!"

"This is mentioned in a letter that Fan Li left to his friend Wen Chong after resigning from his official position."

This time it was Qiao Yingzi who stood up and answered!

Pan Shuai: Why is it so difficult for students to teach now?