Chapter 6 Lawyer Koharu Myself
Ye Jue had already made up a reason to hold back and be angry with him?
This is his own math teacher, not how much Ye Jue respects his teacher, as an otaku, math and English are his two most troublesome subjects, and his grades hovered at the end of the class.
So...... He was a little scared of the math teacher.
The grades were not good, and now they have to take the initiative to cause trouble, what is this behavior?
Look for trouble!
However, Ye Jue, who had already tasted the sweetness yesterday, was reluctant to give up such a precious opportunity, and his energy was ...... That's a necessary thing to become stronger, I don't want to give up, do you really want to provoke Teacher Wang?
The middle-aged man looked at the indifferent Ye Jue, and the anger left by the school leader's reprimand in the morning could no longer be contained, and he slammed the textbook on the podium and shouted: "Ye Jue, why are you in a daze? I'm talking to you, don't you hear? Do you know what it means to respect teachers, look at your outfit, how do you wear your school uniform? β
There was such a fierce entanglement with Han Eri just now, and the uniform on Ye Jue's body was indeed a little unsightly, with a lot of dirt.
"It's okay if you don't study well, after all, Fu Zijing's IQ is not something you can have, but your poor character is a very serious problem, you don't study hard, you don't have manners, you don't know etiquette, you tell me about you - do you have any other specialties besides eating?"
"Hahaha-"
Teacher Wang's words landed, and bursts of laughter suddenly came from the classroom, and the students' helpless complaints about going to school were vented at this moment, and they were in a much better mood!
Ye Jue's face was a little ugly, he just didn't do well in math and English, because he was really not interested, so it was very difficult to learn. However, he is still very good at language and history, and he is at the top of his grade.
Now that Teacher Wang is so belittled, Ye Jue feels that he has been greatly wronged, and the scruples in his heart suddenly disappear, no matter how he says, he is also the future demon king, and he must find face.
Seeing that Ye Jue still didn't react, Teacher Wang said even more energetically: "Ye Jue, you said that you really have this head in vain, and you put it on your neck just to make you look taller?" Even elementary school students are smarter than you, and you say you-"
"Mr. Wang, have you ever seen an alien?" Suddenly, Ye Jue interrupted the other party's words and said.
Teacher Wang was stunned, and then began to laugh mercilessly: "Ye Jue, is this the reason you found for me?" You're not going to tell me you met the aliens this morning, and then let them capture them, and finally escape back, right? You think I'm as stupid as you are? β
Ye Ling ignored his ridicule and said, "Teacher Wang's imagination is too rich, if you go to write online novels, you will definitely become a god." But my experience today was a bit special, I met aliens and at the same time, I saved the planet. β
Teacher Wang looked at Ye Ling and sneered: "Students, let's listen to how the second-to-last math in the class made up a story for us!" β
The students below also feel very interesting, it seems that this class is not necessary, there are stories to listen to and good dramas to watch, today's luck is good!
Ye Ling suppressed the anger in his heart and said with a smile: "This morning, I went out as usual, but I met aliens halfway, they looked very strange, with big heads, short arms and legs, and green skin, they told me that they were going to destroy the earth, I have seen their strength, and they smashed the excavator on the side of the road into a discus with one punch!" β
Teacher Wang and his classmates were quietly listening to Ye Ling's story, but no one believed him, just watching the play.
"I want to save the earth, the aliens gave me a chance, as long as I can answer their questions, they are willing to leave the earth, I agreed!"
Ye Jue showed a resolute expression and continued: "Their first question: Xiaochun's parents have three children, the eldest is called Da Mao, the second is called Ermao, and what is the third child's name? β
Teacher Wang snorted disdainfully: "Who can be difficult to stop with this kind of brain teaser?" The third child must be called Xiaochun, Ye Jue, with your brain, the earth is estimated to be unable to be saved! β
The classmates in the audience laughed loudly, Ye Ling remained silent, and continued: "The second question: The blind man told the dumb cripple that he stole the 10,000 yuan that the lawyer put in the deaf man for the police to arrest, whose money was stolen?" β
This question was a little twisty, and after more than ten seconds, Mr. Wang showed a contemptuous look: "Ye Jue, your ability to make up stories is really proportional to your IQ, who doesn't know this kind of thing, the answer is a lawyer!" β
Ye Jue still didn't make any moves, and said in a deep voice: "Next, the last problem of aliens appeared, I thought about it for a long time, and finally succeeded in saving the earth." β
"What's the problem?" Some students in the audience began to ask.
"The final question is: there is a person that everyone can see, only you can't see. Teacher Wang, who do you say? β
As soon as the words fell, Teacher Wang immediately issued a merciless mockery: "Ye Jue, your brain is really stupid, isn't the answer me?" Are you too embarrassed to tell this kind of lie? Hurry down, don't be embarrassed here, tomorrow - recite the 2,000-word review to me! β
Ye Jue stood at the door with an unfathomable smile and said, "Teacher Wang, it seems that you can also save the earth." So what are these three answers? β
Mr. Wang said without thinking: "Lawyer Xiaochun, I ...... myself"
As soon as the words fell, Teacher Wang immediately discovered Ye Ling's insidious thoughts, and the whole person was stunned, and the students below were also a little stunned, but then they began to burst into laughter, and the deafening laughter echoed in the classroom.
Teacher Wang's square face instantly began to turn red, and then turned purple, looking like an old eggplant that had passed the climate, pointing at Ye Ling couldn't help but tremble, and the words were not good: "Ye Ling, you ...... You, you'reβ"
"Mr. Wang, for my sake of saving the earth today, the review will be waived, I didn't tell a lie, I really met aliens!" Ye Jue said with a smile.
Without waiting for Teacher Wang to reply, Ye Ling hurriedly ran to his seat, and the classmates around him were pointing at him, some praising him, some despised him, in short, all kinds of attitudes were very clear.
Teacher Wang stood by the podium and didn't speak, shaking all over, but fortunately, the bell came in time, Teacher Wang glared at Ye Ling fiercely, slammed open the classroom door and walked out, and the laughter of the students was still spreading in the classroom.
Ye Ling breathed a sigh of relief, although he was not a standard three-good student, he had never done such a crazy thing before.
Taunting the teacher...... This is already a very bad thing, I don't know if Qibai has gotten energy.
Looking up, Ye Jue was a little surprised, Qibai didn't know where he went, he was still by his side just now, and now he disappeared?
Where did the little devil go? I spent a long time trying to offend Mr. Wang, don't tell yourself that you didn't get the energy, then you are really going to die unjustly!
Just when Ye Ling was looking for Qibai, there was suddenly a figure in front of him, and a big hand slapped heavily on the table.
Smack-
Ye Ling looked up, in front of him was a very handsome boy, wearing a white shirt with a sunny and warm male taste, Ye Jue knew him, and when Mr. Wang belittled himself just now, he also mentioned his name - Fu Zijing!
The representative of the mathematics class of the third class of the second year, with excellent mental arithmetic ability, is known as the human flesh computer, is deeply loved by Mr. Wang, and is very popular in the class, it is said that more than half of the girls have handed him love letters, and he is a charming and good-looking scholar.
And this guy's background is not simple, his father is the director of a certain bureau, a rich man born with a golden key, and he is also a master of taekwondo black belt.
In general, Fu Zijing is a male god who everyone envies in the class, a three-person talent with money, knowledge and martial arts, and girls want to find him as a boyfriend. And Ye Ling is a standard non-existent person, if he wants anything, girls don't want to talk to him, and the two of them simply live two extremes.
At this moment, Fu Zijing, who was standing in the clouds, floated over, condescendingly looking down at Ye Ling in the quagmire, and the eyes of the two people were staggered.
Ye Jue is a little strange, what is this guy doing here? Xueba's seat is in the front, and he has never liked this kind of barren place that lacks a learning atmosphere, and he also looks down on himself, I'm afraid that the person who comes is not good!
As the host of the barren land, Ye Ling took the lead in asking, "Is there something wrong?" β
Fu Zijing grabbed the test paper on Ye Jue's desk, glanced at the numbers on it, and snorted disdainfully: "Scum is scum, this kind of score ...... My family's prosperity can be made. β
What is Wangcai, it can't be the tutor he hired, right? Definitely not!
The other party has already shown obvious hostility, although Ye Jue doesn't talk much or cause trouble on weekdays, but he is still quite stubborn in his heart, no one wants to bully himself, and said unceremoniously: "Get out of the way if it's okay, don't disturb me to see the scenery!" β
Fu Zijing turned sideways, noticed that the position of Ban Hua happened to be behind him, the cold on his face was heavier, and he shouted: "Ye Jue, don't you think you are too much?" Mr. Wang is such a conscientious and good teacher, he works hard every day, and only hopes that everyone's grades can be improved and he will be admitted to a good school next year, but what about you? β
"It's okay to be late for class, after all, you've broken the school record for the number of times you've been late. But you actually used small means to slander Mr. Wang, completely ignoring his face, and even out of your own despicable thoughts, deliberately delaying everyone's study time, and wanting to drag everyone to regress together, your heart can be punished! β
Ye Jue gasped, he really didn't expect that his actions just now could cause such an impact.
I have to say that Fu Zijing's mouth is also quite powerful, such a big hat is buttoned on his head, coupled with his reputation in the class, the girls have a good impression of him on the one hand, and on the other hand, they are unwilling to admit the fact that they laughed at Teacher Wang just now.
Therefore, as soon as Fu Zijing's words landed, many girls began to echo them!
"That's right, I still hope that Mr. Wang will talk about a few more questions!" That's what the last person in the class said.
"Yes, my serious study attitude has been in vain, what a pity!" This is the fat girl who eats snacks in class all day long.
There were more and more similar voices, and Fu Zijing said triumphantly: "Ye Jue, your sinister intentions have made us see through, don't think that everyone is like you who don't learn and don't know how to do it, I order you now, immediately go to Teacher Wang's office to apologize, and ask him to continue to teach everyone, go, you scum!" β
Ye Jue looked at the classmates around him, he was smiling so happily just now, but now he is pretending to be so serious, they are all actors!
After a pause, Ye Jue said, "What if I don't want to?" β