Chapter Eighty-Nine: Life is Full of Deception
Looking at Deng Xiaoqi and Chen Fan's appearance, Lin Miaomiao's heart was horizontal, and a nameless fire rushed to her temples, and she couldn't suppress the fire anymore.
In this case, don't blame His Majesty's six relatives for not recognizing it, and take out a bag of beef jerky from the bosom of the school uniform!
Sting
The sound of the bag tearing shook the world, and the sound of Lin Miaomiao chewing resounded in the sky, but it still couldn't disturb Chen Fan and Deng Xiaoqi, who were discussing more enthusiastically.
"Wow, master, you are so amazing, you still know how to make up? So, so, what kind of makeup do you think I'm best suited for? Deng Xiaoqi said with a small face.
"At your age, you don't need makeup, Xiaoqi, you look better without makeup, after all, your skin is so good, and your age is the best age, in fact, cosmetics hurt the skin, don't you find that there are actually more cosmetics, which will cause dull yellow skin? The longer it goes, the more obvious it becomes, and basically it's obvious in your twenties. ”
"Youth is the best cosmetics, don't let cosmetics be your mask, it's good to look without makeup, and if you maintain it a little more moisturizing, it's fine." Chen Fan actually hates young girls painting makeup.
A good person, with cosmetics, immediately matures several years old, and even some girls even wear red lipstick, well, a few years older.
"Mmmmmm Deng Xiaoqi thought so.
The discussion between the two became more and more intense
And Jiang Tianhao just glanced at Lin Miaomiao, and after seeing what Lin Miaomiao was eating, he shouted loudly: "Lin Miaomiao, you steal meat!" ”
"Humph!" Lin Miaomiao became even more unscrupulous.
She's still disobedient today, what's wrong?
If she doesn't break her gambling curse, she can't avenge a certain negative man!
Stinky men, they can't die well!
"You wait!" Jiang Tianhao looked at the arrogant Lin Miaomiao and walked towards Deng Xiaoqi.
Deng Xiaoqi, who was chatting hotly, Jiang Tianhao: "Xiaoqi, Xiaoqi, look at what Miaomiao is eating!" ”
"Don't touch me!" Deng Xiaoqi was about to say something, when he felt that his shoulder was touched.
And it's a boy he doesn't like, so how can he bear it?
"Jiang Tianhao, you go, don't disturb me and the master to discuss hairstyles and hair accessories, otherwise Miaomiao and I will jointly ask the master for your expulsion from the master." Deng Xiaoqi said angrily.
Jiang Tianhao: "......"
I don't read much, don't lie to me, Nima reads a little yellow book, is it so serious?
In fact, Deng Xiaoqi really doesn't feel anything, after all, this book is really not forbidden, and it is estimated that it is not a domestic booklet, but it is cool to wear, and the pose is more exaggerated, after all, photography, it is all like this, you want to see more, but no one has it yet.
The girls didn't make a fuss, so was it strange to get the other people's turn?
Deng Xiaoqi took the book between her and Chen Fan, and she had already sat next to Chen Fan, with the book in the way, her legs started again, rubbing Chen Fan's thighs.
Chen Fan: "......"
This girl is starting again?
Chen Fan felt that Deng Xiaoqi was a little bit of an inch, and he was always looking for opportunities to tease himself behind his back, but he didn't dare to publicize it for the sake of chastity and fame.
Since others take advantage of you and can't resist, then enjoy it.
Life is more than what is in front of you, and if you can't resist, then you will break the jar.
I, Chen Fan, am a prodigal man.
What kind of reputation, Lao Tzu doesn't care anymore, it's long gone anyway.
She touched my thigh?
Then I will treat others the way they do!
⊙∀⊙!
Deng Xiaoqi felt that there was an extra pair of ...... on his calves and legs
His face turned into a blush of delight
However, in full view of everyone, Xu was too shy, and she finally ran away.
Did you see it, women are so conscienceless, if they are bad, they don't say anything about their innocence, and they leave without letting go of a fart!
Scumbag!
However, Chen Fan has long been accustomed to the beatings of life, and this ordeal is nothing to him.
Gritting his teeth, he got through, took out a large bag of dried mangoes from the table, and tore open the package, Chen Fan believes that sometimes eating can change his mood.
"I'll go, the increased version of preserved mango, it really deserves to be a rich man." Lin Miaomiao put the beef jerky in her school uniform, saw what Chen Fan was holding and immediately ran over to eat.
"Haha" Chen Fan didn't stop him, he didn't see Lin Miaomiao's actions just now, after all, he didn't take that oath too seriously at the beginning.
Lin Miaomiao doesn't eat meat? The end of the world can't stop Lin Miaomiao from eating meat.
When the end of the world didn't come, Lin Miaomiao: "I don't eat meat, and the bird fades out of my mouth." ”
When the end of the world came, Lin Miaomiao: "If you don't eat meat, you won't be able to eat it." ”
When the end of the world came, Lin Miaomiao: "If you die, you have to be a full ghost, how can you do it without eating meat?" ”
If you don't eat meat, Chen Fan will also feel distressed.
The score is just a tool for Chen Fan to ensure that Lin Miaomiao has a self-motivated heart.
It doesn't really matter how many points you have.
Do you still expect Lin Miaomiao to do in the future?
Looking at Lin Miaomiao, who was eating preserved mangoes, Chen Fan said with a smile: "Tianhao, Xiaoqi, you also come over to eat together, oh, by the way, Miaomiao, you eat less." ”
Lin Miaomiao: "Why eat less?" ”
Chen Fan: "I'm afraid that after you eat it, it won't be enough." ”
Lin Miaomiao: "I'll eat more, I'll eat more." ”
Jiang Tianhao: "I'll report!" You just ate beef jerky! ”
With a roll of her eyes, Lin Miaomiao had an idea, and in order to justify, she smiled: "Hahaha, I haven't seen it, it's not beef jerky, it's just beef-flavored bean rolls." ”
"That's also beef, it's meat." Jiang Tianhao felt a little surprised.
"Hehe, let me ask you, are braised beef-flavored instant noodles considered meaty?" Lin Miaomiao.
Jiang Tianhao: "......"
"So! As we all know, all instant noodle manufacturers are false advertising, and the small diced beef in the braised beef noodles is negligible. ”
"There is no seafood in the seafood noodles.... We just eat noodles and use different seasonings. ”
"There are many such deceptions in real life."
"Is there really a wife in the wife's cake?"
"Is the couple's lung really the couple's lungs?"
"Are there really ants on the trees?"
"Is the braised lion's head really a lion?"
"Is the crocodile head really made from crocodile heads?"
"Do tiger skin green peppers really have tiger skins?"
"Where did the Buddha come from when he jumped over the wall? Where's the wall? Ignorant boy, wake up, you have been deceived by life for too long, so don't ask if these things are meaty, there is food skills, and there is more time to study, second junior brother, you can learn from me, nothing is delayed, and you don't fall behind in eating. ”
"You can't just think about Gao Laozhuang, second junior brother!"
Jiang Tianhao: "......"