Chapter 59: The apprentice was stupid by me
500,000 is still followed by a group of big men, chattering all day long, asking to play games, Qian Sanyi seems to be enjoying it, and Deng Xiaoqi gritted his teeth when he saw it, but there was nothing he could do.
In fact, those boys may never know that they are not playing CS at all, but a game called Return to Wolfenstein.
And Jiang Tianhao is all kinds of jealousy and hatred
But he tried, too
At noon, he was brushing up on questions, sleeping at night, and when the lights were out in the dormitory, he took a flashlight to supplement all kinds of extracurricular books in the quilt, just to be able to participate in the 500,000 small class when it started.
By the way, the books are still borrowed from the school library with 500,000 yuan.
What people see, he sees.
However, it always backfires.
Qian Sanyi: "When the pastry chef makes pastries, he will put a little salt, so that the pastries will be sweeter......"
Well, the question of sweet or not begins again.
Jiang Tianhao took the opportunity to join: "Let me tell you, when our family makes braised vegetables, we also add some vinegar to it, so that the taste will be better, do you know why?" ”
"Hey, junior brother, your braised vegetables are delicious, can you tell me a few secret recipes?" Lin Miaomiao and Deng Xiaoqi sat together, originally neither planned to join Qian Sanyi's class, but recalling the braised vegetables brought by Jiang Tianhao, they immediately turned around, holding Deng Xiaoqi with both hands, and put their little heads on Deng Xiaoqi's shoulders.
Seeing Jiang Tianhao's envy, especially Deng Xiaoqi's delicate figure, made his saliva almost flow out.
Deng Xiaoqi didn't care about Lin Miaomiao, just kidding, the two of them had bunk beds and had already slept with each other, what is intimacy?
I don't know why, Deng Xiaoqi just hated Jiang Tianhao, so he said: "Jiang Tianhao, don't talk about it, the whole atmosphere of you joining us is not elegant enough....."
Jiang Tianhao closed his mouth stupidly.
Everything Qian Sanyi said was right, and what Jiang Tianhao said was wrong.
And he seems to be trying in the wrong direction
A certain recess
Lin Miaomiao was sitting next to Chen Fan doing the question, as if she remembered something, and said: "Master, my mother said that for my study, she will personally accompany me to study at your house tomorrow, and she will make food for the two of us." ”
"Mmmmmm, eat, eat, Miaomiao, when you say this, do you want to take your feet off my feet?" Chen Fan was speechless.
Lin Miaomiao was wearing small sandals, which were very easy to take off, but it seemed to be very convenient, the two sandals were taken off, and the two little feet stepped on Chen Fan's feet, which was very natural.
But she seemed to have a heartfelt word: "This is your punishment, help me warm my feet, and what about the pineapple that I said was good?" I haven't eaten it yet. ”
"So at noon that day, did I buy the pineapple for the dog? Or did the puppy eat all my pineapples and didn't keep a single one for me? Chen Fan knew that this little girl had the most no conscience.
Well, it is true that there is no conscience, Taiping.
"Then that ,,, you didn't buy it for me at noon today, I asked for interest, and asked you to warm my feet, shouldn't it? Also, when I go home tomorrow, I'm going to eat pig's trotters. Lin Miaomiao's words are reasonable.
"That's the interest? Return the pig's trotters, Lin Gaoli, you! Chen Fan felt that Lin Miaomiao had a talent for loan sharking.
"Hehe, I'm leaving, I'm back to my seat." Lin Miaomiao smiled happily, took back her little feet by the way, put on her shoes, and she had already seen the Chinese teacher passing by.
The next class is the Chinese teacher's class.
But when he got up, a book fell from her hand.
Colorful flowers
"What's this?" Chen Fan bent down to pick up the book and looked at it, "Beauty Fashion"? ”
It's a magazine
Looking at the cover content, it was almost a few seconds of 0.0 seconds, and Chen Fan memorized the entire content.
Lin Miaomiao was rarely flustered, snatched it up, and put it with other exercise books.
Chen Fan looked at Lin Miaomiao incredulously:
"Makeup tips?"
"How do you get dressed?"
"Trendy lingerie styles?"
"Even a man's strategy?"
"What are you looking at?"
"Man Raiders, who do you want to raid?"
"Lin Miaomiao, you're going to turn the sky upside down!"
Chen Fan would never admit that he had a lost sour feeling just now.
That's the taste of aged vinegar.
"Hmm......" Chen Fan wanted to continue, but was gagged by Lin Miaomiao.
"Shh~"
"Good, baby master, this is Deng Xiaoqi's book, I'll take it and take a look, don't be too excited!"
"You know, you and I know what is going on in the book, but I'm just an outsider, I'll take a look, and if you understand, just nod and don't shout." Lin Miaomiao said matter-of-factly.
"Uh-huh." Chen Fan nodded speechlessly.
"Okay^0^~" Lin Miaomiao was just about to turn around.
I heard Chen Fan say: "I recommend that you read other books, just in case." ”
Lin Miaomiao: "What book?" What book? What the master said, I must read. ”
Chen Fan: "A Girl Who Likes to Eat Pigs", "A Girl Eats a Pig", "My Apprentice is a Girl", and "How to Deal with the Ashes of an Unfaithful Apprentice", you can take a look, it's all good. ”
Lin Miaomiao: "......"
Shivering, afraid to speak.
The master is jealous and seems to have pulled out a 40-meter broadsword, which is to let me run 39 meters first?
That meter was deliberately let me slip?
Lin Miaomiao's brain was clear: "Master, you are so good!" ”
Chen Fan: "???"
How can the apprentice break it if he is stupid because of me?
Just when the master and apprentice were looking at each other, a majestic voice sounded outside: "Jiang Tianhao, you come out for a while." ”
This is the voice of the Chinese teacher
Jiang Tianhao and the Chinese teacher stood at the door
Chinese teacher: "What's the matter with you?" The whole class has memorized the teacher's table, and now you are left alone? ”
Jiang Tianhao tilted his head: "I've been a little busy training recently. ”
It seems that every teacher likes to take Qian Sanyi as an example, the Chinese teacher: "That Qian Sanyi is also doing training, and he is still doing training for the Olympiad Mathematics Competition. ”
Looking at Jiang Tianhao's unconvinced look, the Chinese teacher continued: "And last week's composition was still written in classical Chinese!" ”
Jiang Tianhao was also unconvinced: "I also wrote in classical Chinese. ”
It's okay not to say it, but the Chinese teacher became even more angry and shouted: "Do you remember, do you remember what you wrote?" Let me tell you, the bright moonlight in front of the bed, bow your head and eat a bento! ”
"Hahahaha" Lin Miaomiao couldn't hold back her laughter, and finally covered her mouth.
However, it is not the end
"The dying sat up in shock, and asked with a smile where the guest came from."
"Thinking about Gongjin back then, Xiao Qiao got married, which made me unhappy."
However, the Chinese teacher's next words are a bit excessive:
"Isn't that interesting? A simple-minded person like you, with well-developed limbs, will not be able to do well in sports in the future, you know? People who win gold medals in the Olympics have brains. ”
It would be nice to just say that there are no brains
Why deny the future of man?
Jiang Tianhao, who is usually a rich second generation, when has he been subjected to such abuse?
Especially at this age
The most disgusting thing is that others deny their future.
People of this age
He has not been beaten by society
There is no limit to the future
How can your dreams be slaughtered by others?
Even if the other party is a teacher, it is impossible for him to give in, but considering his identity, he still decides to convince people with reason:
"Teacher, rote memorization is a matter of Kong Yiji's time, I can Baidu out those ancient texts in minutes, what we need is innovation."
The Chinese teacher is an antique in his fifties
The literati are light
There is no first
He did not veto, but gave a negative: "The basis of creativity is imitation, and you want to fly before you learn to run?" Without any foundation, without any foundation, can you level a tall building? ”
Jiang Tianhao's mouth is also six: "High-rise buildings rise from the ground." ”
"Okay, you can do it, Jiang Tianhao, I can't control you anymore!" The Chinese teacher is angry.
I turned around and went back to the classroom.
Jiang Tianhao: "Don't go, teacher, I think I'm still quite talented, listen to me, isn't our class a getaway?" ”
"What do you think of me?"
"There is a fish in the North Underworld, its name is Kun, the Kun is so big that it can't be stewed in a pot. Turned into a bird, its name is Peng, Peng's big, it needs two barbecue grills. A honey, a spicy, and a bottle of snowflakes, Brother Hao will take you to the end of the world! ”
caused a roar in the classroom, and many students couldn't hold back their laughter.
Useless is a scholar
The Chinese teacher couldn't stop Jiang Tianhao, a little kid, for a while, so he was so angry that he turned around and left!
Jiang Tianhao returned to his seat and turned to Chen Fan and said, "Master, what do you think I did with this poem?" ”
Chen Fan: "How much does Xuehua give you?" I'll give you double at Budweiser! ”