Chapter 15 15, Eat Me a Brick!
Let's say that Tang Sanzang and Hu Rong went out of the courtyard gate, and when several monks saw it, they were all so frightened that their souls did not possess their bodies, only saying that they were ghosts asking for their lives, and after Hu Rong took out the golden hoop stick to scare him, the mood of the monks calmed down a little.
Because Hu Rong was thinking about subduing the black bear essence, he settled Tang Sanzang in a few words, and then a somersault flew into the air, just twisting his waist, and he had already flown to the Black Wind Mountain twenty miles away.
It is said to be the Black Wind Mountain, but in the spring season, the scenery is very beautiful, not only thousands of ravines compete for the stream, thousands of cliffs compete for the show. The birds are gone, and the flowers are still fragrant. After the rain, the green wall is moist, and the wind comes to pine and roll the green screen. Mountains and grasses, wild flowers bloom, cliffs; Xue Luosheng, Jiamuli, Junling Pinggang.
That Hu Rong stepped on the colorful auspicious clouds, looked left and right, and found that in front of a fragrant grass slope at the foot of the Black Wind Mountain, there were three demons sitting on the ground, talking loudly, saying something Hu Rong couldn't understand, such as Liding An Furnace, sand smelting mercury, etc.
However, the black man above is obviously the black bear spirit who likes vassal elegance, and he also wears a tight hoop on his head; Under the left is a strange Taoist, but he is transformed by a blue wolf; And under the head on the right is a white-clothed showman, and unsurprisingly it is the flower snake into a spirit.
"Strange thing!" , the black bear slapped his thigh violently and said, "The baby I got from the monk Jinchi last night is so weird!" ”
The white snake spirit asked, "What's weird?" ”
The black bear spirit showed a distressed look on his face and said, "The thing I wear on my head is the treasure enshrined in the Guanyin Temple!" But since I put it on, I haven't been able to take it off, don't you think it's weird? ”
The blue wolf spirit laughed when he heard this, and asked, "Isn't that treasure with a spirit and automatically recognizes you as the master?" ”
"How can there be such a good thing?" , The black bear spirit stretched out his arm, knocked on the tight hoop on his forehead, and sighed: "Since I put on this baby, I have always felt ominous in my heart. ”
"Hahaha, big brother said he was laughing!" , The white flower snake spirit shook the goose feather fan in his hand and said: "This spirit in the radius of a hundred miles of Black Wind Mountain, only the eldest brother is the first to look forward, who dares to provoke the eldest brother?" ”
But before the words fell, he heard a voice "Youkai, where to go!" Then Hu Rong jumped out of the stone cliff, raised the golden hoop stick with both hands, and hit the flower snake essence, and suddenly the blood and brains splashed all over the ground, revealing the original form, which was a white flower basilisk.
"Ahh , The black bear spirit didn't know who it was, and when he saw its violent, he subconsciously turned into a black wind and fled.
The blue wolf spirit also took the opportunity to drive away on the clouds, but unexpectedly, Hu Rong had already recited the magic method silently, holding the invincible brick in his left hand, and threw it at the black cloud: Huh! Eat me a brick! ”
"Smack"
I only heard a roar, and a scream sounded in the black cloud, and then the blue wolf spirit fell down from the cloud, because the original god suffered a heavy blow, it could no longer maintain its human form, stretched out two paws and rolled on the ground with its head, and wailed again and again: "Great immortal spare life, great immortal spare life!" ”
"You little demon, do you recognize Lao Tzu?" , Hu Rong came to the front of him, looked at the half-dead wolf spirit, and suddenly asked.
"Ah...... Yes...... Recognize, recognize! The blue wolf endured the severe pain, peeked at Hu Rong, and only felt that the hairy face of Lei Gongzui seemed to have seen it somewhere, but he just couldn't remember it, so he had to think about how to fool the past.
"I recognize you big-headed ghost!" , Hu Rong killed the wolf spirit who ran the train with a mouth, and then raised his forehead, looked at the blue sky at a 45-degree angle, and sighed melancholy: "After 500 years of title, I finally re-emerged from the Three Realms, but I found that the Three Realms have long since lost the legend of my brother!" ”
Shaking his head, Hu Rong looked for the demon cloud breath left by the black bear spirit, swept over the peak, and saw a cave in front of a cliff, the gate was closed, but there was a horizontal stone slab on the door, and there were six big characters on it: "Black Wind Mountain Black Wind Cave".
"Found it, my son! I'll give you a Tarzan first! Hu Rong held the golden hoop stick, threw it to the top of the cave, and recited the true recipe in his mouth, "Big big-".
I saw that the golden hoop rod was the size of Ruyi, thick and long in an instant, and the two ends stretched for several kilometers, and with a "boom", it smashed on the Batu Cave, and suddenly the mountain collapsed and the ground cracked, and countless gravel fell with a bang.
Before the little demon in the Batu Cave noticed, he was smashed by a boulder above his head, and none of them were spared.
Only the black bear essence was strong, and he forcibly broke open a big hole, picked up a black tassel gun, jumped out with a "sigh", pointed at Hu Rong and scolded: "Where did the big monkey come from, dare to go to your grandfather bear to spread wild?!" ”
"You black guy, do you recognize Lao Tzu?" , Hu Rong suppressed the violent emotions, trying to brush out a little sense of existence in the black bear essence to satisfy his inner vanity.
When the black bear spirit heard this, he looked at the black lacquered head, looked at it carefully, and after making sure that he didn't know it, he sneered: "You nameless monkey, dare to tease me?" Look for death!! ”
"Damn, even you don't recognize Lao Tzu - it seems that Lao Tzu's reputation has really been abandoned by the Three Realms!!"
Hu Rong sighed and said, "I am Sun Wukong, the one who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, do you remember?" ”
"Monkey King?!" After hearing this, the black bear spirit laughed and said: "Who am I, it turns out to be the famous Bi Ma Wen back then!" Hahaha!
Sun Wukong, do you know that you have become the laughing stock of my demon world for 500 years, and even a few of your sworn brothers are ashamed, and they have clearly cut off contact with you!! ”
Hu Rong knew that the sworn brothers mentioned in the mouth of the black bear spirit were the six plastic brothers that his predecessor Sun Wukong met on a whim when he was the demon king in Huaguo Mountain:
Pingtian Great Sage Bull Demon King, Covering the Sea Great Sage Jiao Demon King, Chaotian Great Sage Peng Demon King, Moving Mountain Great Sage Lion Camel King, Ventilation Great Sage Macaque King, and Exorcist Great Sage Yu Tamarin King.
These plastic brothers, when they instigated Sun Wukong to rebel against the sky, one was more powerful than the other, and the names were also bigger than the other!
But when the Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Court was really angry and sent 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals to attack Huaguo Mountain, these plastic brothers ran faster than the other.
Later, Sun Wukong was suppressed by the Buddha, and these plastic brothers didn't even dare to put a fart, for 500 years, no one remembered this old seven......
"Those few miscellaneous pieces, if Lao Tzu encounters them, he will definitely not let them go!"
Hu Rong put away the fragmentary memories and said hatefully: "And you are a black guy, make Lao Tzu angry for no reason, see if I don't kill you!" ”
"Hey, Bi Ma Wen, 500 years ago, I might have been afraid of you! But now, you have been pressed by Rulai for 500 years, and your cultivation has long passed its peak, what qualifications do you have to play tricks with me?! ”
The black bear spirit secretly broke a mouthful of phlegm, and stabbed at Hu Rong with the black tassel gun, its sound was like thunder, its momentum was like the wind, and it came to Hu Rong in a blink of an eye.
Hu Rong watched the behavior of this bear spirit coldly, and it was not until the black tassel spear was about to stab over that he raised the golden hoop stick with one hand, and the head was a stick-
"Boom"
The golden hoop stick smashed on the black tassel spear, making a loud noise, which startled the black bear spirit, only to feel that the opponent's golden hoop stick had boundless mana, which pressed his chest tightness and shortness of breath, and the weapon was almost out of his hand.
"This, how is this possible? Bi Ma Wen, you, your mana ......", the black bear spirit struggled to hold the black tassel gun with both hands, gritting his teeth and squeezing out a few words.
"It is often said in the world that if you don't stay for three days, you will be more impressed! You black bastard, you dance and write in vain, and you haven't even heard of such words? ”
Hu Rong was calm, holding the golden hoop stick in one hand, and on the palm of the other hand, he had already summoned an invincible brick, floating above the palm, exuding a bewitching green light.
"So, what's that?" , Although the black bear spirit had fallen into a disadvantage at this time, when he saw the invincible brick, a trace of greed still flashed in his eyes.
"Words, Lao Tzu only said it once." , Hu Rong didn't pay attention to the black bear spirit, played with the invincible bricks by himself, and said: "Surrender, or die!" ”
"Bi Ma Wen, you deceive people too much-ah!!!" , The black bear spirit didn't finish speaking, and his head was hit with a brick, and he suddenly felt that the world was spinning, and the mana all over his body was condensed, and the Yuan Shen was also shocked, and he almost didn't lose his breath-
"Since you refuse...... Well, you can die! Hu Rong couldn't feel the pain of the black bear spirit, so he raised the invincible brick and slapped it fiercely at the black bear spirit who had lost his fighting spirit-