Chapter 147
When he said this, the five people couldn't hold back any longer, and the anger value instantly reached 100, and with a "whoosh", they rose out again... There was a huge cheer that almost shook the place... And the listener who saw the style of the scolding king for the first time stood in place dumbfounded, not whether he had auditory hallucinations just now... But after a few seconds, I cheered with the old listeners, and became the new old listeners...
Rao is the host is well-informed, and he was also surprised that this set of swearing words was quickly sprayed out by a mouth... He clapped his hands vigorously to stop the noise of the audience: "Okay, everyone, please be quiet, the king of scolding people moves his mouth, it is simply turning over the river and the sea, crossing Mount Tai... Let's have our 'I really don't curse' king of scolding come and give us a few words, shall we? ”
"Good, good!" There were huge echoes of the echo in waves. After the reverberation, there is a quiet environment that makes people panic...
I really don't want to curse people to stand up, I turned around, looked at the audience around me with small eyes, coughed lightly, and then said in his metal voice that only rubbed against glass: "There is nothing to say, I just hope that someone more powerful than me will appear and defeat me." I will be very grateful to him and will review with him the swearing techniques and vocabulary. It will always exist in the history of Great China, so that everyone can remember that there were such scolding experts in history... Thank you, I'm done with my remarks, and I wish you all the best in your swearing skills to a new level... Thank you! ”
"Oh, oh! We will always support you and I will learn from ... After the speech, the surrounding audience was again loud and loud. Khan, do you wish others to scold people more? . .
The host looked at the crazy crowd around him and felt that the atmosphere was extremely warm. Hurriedly struck while the iron was hot and said, "Ha, thank our scolding king for sending us such good blessings... However, not everyone can do a good job of scolding. Everyone has their own strengths, hmm, so we've set up another competition here in the Demon Palace, so please invite new friends to watch it. Old friends continue to support, although everyone is not interested in those projects, but you might as well give it a try. Maybe in a few days, you will be the leader of that line? ”
"Oh, oh! I'm going to be the boss too! The audience below also began to be motivated, who is not motivated to play this game?
The handsome host saw that the effect had been achieved, and he didn't say much, and the last sentence was: "Okay, everyone, please go to the registration office on the second and third floors to sign up!" ”
The words landed, and the crowd swarmed upstairs...
I followed the crowd up this huge ten-meter-wide staircase, and I also wanted to participate in some competitions to see what was right for me... Hehe, if there's a theft game, that's wonderful, but it shouldn't be possible, right?
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When I came to the registration office, I saw huge posters, all of which were promotional posters for various competitions. Cow, you can start advertising so quickly. It seems that the Demon King of Trouble is going to form a dynasty for this game.,Hmm.,What about the other competitors.,I don't know if it's going to cause him trouble.。
Looking at the items of the competition, I secretly shook my head, and found that the most suitable thing for me was the simplest and most popular competition, so I asked the reception lady in the costume of the palace concubines what to do.
"There are room options, the lowest room is 100,000 apiece, 50 square meters, which can allow two people to compete, and it is a competition room that cannot be increased." Even though it was in a noisy environment, this beautiful girl still sent gentle and beautiful explanations to my ears. With such a good service attitude, it can't really be the master of ceremonies or receptionist in his real company, right?
"The second-level room is 1 million rooms, 100 square meters, which can accommodate ten people to compete at the same time, and there are 20 seats for the audience to watch the competition. For every 10,000 gold coins invested, the area of the site increases by one square meter. The third level has 10 million rooms, 1,000 square meters, which can allow 50 to 300 players to compete at the same time, and you can also bring pets in to compete with other players, and there are 500 places for the audience to watch the competition. For every 10,000 gold coins invested, the area of the site increases by one square meter. ”
"The room with 10 million gold coins is the highest price room at the moment. For the bigger rooms, the game company doesn't give us technical support. If more people participate in the future, there may be more advanced rooms. Sir, I'm sure you should exchange a lot of coins, right? What kind of room would you like to buy? Then, little by little, he told me the details.
After listening to her introduction, I thought about it carefully, and I saw that there was still some benefit in it... Well, let's buy a fancy room. And then pay back the arrears of appraisal fees.,Or take back all my good equipment.,It's terrible.。。。
"Really? Then you are the third customer to buy a room with tens of millions of gold coins today, and you can open a room today... You don't have to wait until the next day, are you going to take a look at your room? The pretty receptionist stood up a little excitedly and said.
Open a house? Hmm...... "Okay, I'll check it out now!" ”
"Whoosh!" With a soft teleportation, she and I appeared in a 1,000-square-meter room at the same time, and she stretched out her hand to the furniture in this room and said, "Please see, if there is anything that needs to be changed, please tell us." ”
Glanced at it casually: "No, I don't know what to do against the challenger?" ”
"Oh, you see, we've been messing around with the Demon Palace too much lately, and I'm really sorry to be confused by using me as one of three people. You take a look at the action bar, there are instructions. Is there anything else I need to be responsible for? …… Okay, if you need anything, just call me, the money will be deducted from your account... After speaking, he grabbed the hairpin on his head and smiled at me, "Whoosh! He left.
Looking at the place where she left, I secretly sighed, it's efficient... Hmm, first familiarize yourself with the operation of this room, this, what does the button that allows the mage to enter? Tap ...
"Whoosh! Sou! Sou! Three voices appeared in my room in a row, "Hahaha, okay, I actually entered a big room, a room of 10 million... What a rich man, our three brothers are ......". The three players in mage costumes, but each with a sword in their hands, stood in the middle, striking a sword move of the rising sun, shouting at me.
"Our three brothers are the 'Three Musketeers of the Oolong Tail Swing'... The three of them posed in a flowery pose, and then said their names together, and the one in the middle was still posing for him, saying: "I am the big swordsman Canghai Sword 'picking girls' little mushrooms'... ”
The mage on the left shouted majestically: "I am the second swordsman Taishan Sword 'selling the girl's little match'... The mage on the right whispered a little timidly: "I, I'm the Three Musketeers Rock Sword 'Piercing the girl's pigtails'... ”
I was taken aback and looked at their strange behavior and asked, "This is my room, how did you get in without my permission?" ”
The big swordsman Canghai Sword "Picking Girl's Little Mushrooms" glanced at me and said with a wicked smile: "We are not allowed to come in, we can't get in......." Before he finished speaking, there was another "whoosh!" The sound of teleportation sounded, and another mage was teleported in, this was the audience.
Oh my God, I must have pressed that key just now, right? Hurry up and turn it off...
But the players outside the room got the news that a room worth tens of millions of gold coins was ready to go to war. Some players who wanted to join in the fun, put the gold coins in their hands and said, "Room 8, I want to go in and watch the game." So after the gold disappeared, there was another roar, and one by one the players appeared in the room.
"Brush!" A huge shield appeared on our periphery, enveloping me, as well as the oddly named players. He also pushed the spectators out, and behind the audience, there were chairs one by one, and they sat on them proudly, looking at us inside the shield with interest.
I looked at the shield and asked, "What is this?" ”
The big swordsman Canghai Sword "Picking Girl's Little Mushrooms" was a little surprised, and asked in amazement: "You don't know what this thing is, so you just open the competition?" When he saw me shaking his head, he weakly explained to me for nearly ten minutes, and the audience outside the shield screamed in protest and wasted time...
I see, it's like this, I see. If you have a room, you can open the room as a place for competition. If the challenger wants to come in and compete, he must pay the challenge fee, and if the spectator wants to watch the game, he must also pay the spectator fee... If the challenger wins the challenger, the challenge fee will be automatically returned and half of the audience fee will be given to them... If the champion wins the match, he receives the full challenge fee, as well as half of the spectator fee.
In other words, the larger the room, the more spectators there will be, and the more popular it will be.
After listening to the explanation, I realized that this is the case, why did I buy a room in a daze? Could it be those beautiful emcees? Well, it doesn't matter, just buy it, there is no regret about taking the medicine. Hey, isn't that also a win-win way to make money? This bastard demon king is really trying to play this game.
"What are you doing in a daze? Let's go! The audience is impatient... Haha, you rich man, you actually opened the game like this. Look at the equipment you have on you is not bad, it must have been bought with money, right? So, your level must be very low, right? Hmph, there's no suspense in defeating you. "The second swordsman Taishan Sword" sold the girl's little match "has been observing me, and when he saw me in a daze, he said in a rough voice.
looked at the spectators who kept whistling outside, and clenched his fists and said, "Rest assured, this game will not end in more than 5 minutes." This kid is a playboy.,It's just a lot of money.,There's no strength.,Let's just take a look.。。。 Thank you for always chasing the game of our three brothers, well, we also lived up to expectations, challenged 40 opponents, and never lost a single time... Rushed to the top of the challenge leaderboard! From today onwards, as long as there is a homeowner who opens the house, we will go up and kick the gym. As long as you see which room we appear in, everyone hurries up to support it... Our Oolong Tail Three Musketeers will disappoint everyone! ”
After this declaration was made, those players who feared that the world would not be chaotic shouted even more, whistling, stomping, clapping, and spanking in response to this declaration... The three brothers also felt very honored to clasp their fists and salute everyone, and looked at them casually with contempt.
Bad.,You're a "little match seller girl" that's really bad.。。。 Specially came to me for this soft persimmon pinch, and saw that I was a rich man, the kind of second ancestor who didn't pay for his labor to get a return, and he didn't have the strength to deflate the third. . .
Hey, but they don't want to think about it, do rich people play games? Even if you play a game, you won't be bored like me to open a room to compete, but build an empire in the game... It's like a rich man like the demon king.,He plays games is an investment.,Soon,This investment will be recovered.。。。 So, it's not okay to underestimate me.
Thinking of this, he laughed: "Okay, I don't need magic today, so I'll use the simplest stab to fight against you!" As he spoke, he drew out my smelted Archangel Sword.
The big swordsman Canghai Sword "Picking Girl's Little Mushrooms" looked at the momentum I emitted, a little uncertain, and after rolling his eyes a few times, he smiled evilly: "What did you just say?" You're going to fight us, aren't you? Did I hear me right? When he said the back, he turned to look at his brother and asked pretending to be puzzled.
The second swordsman, Taishan Sword, "Selling Girl's Little Match", also pretended to be surprised and replied: "Yes, I also heard him say so... Big brother, you definitely heard it right, hehe, our brothers are one, they are a whole that cannot be separated, and we want to face off with us, but it's not a challenge one by one, but we go up together to face you. Hey, don't have a problem with us. For one person, our three brothers are on the same page, and for a hundred people, our three brothers are also on the same page. This is the principle that thunder cannot be beaten, so you must not think that I am bullying you... ”
I looked at their treacherous smiles and was furious. For me alone, you three brothers will come up and bully me together, and against a hundred people, you will run away together, right? Insidious.,It seems that I'm too gentle and kind.,I've been bullied to the family.。。。
At this time, the second swordsman Taishan Jian "Selling Girls' Little Matches" looked at me fakely, and said with a warm smile: "Don't worry, in order to let you eliminate the concerns of unfair treatment." I will give you two choices, one is 'single' and the other is 'group fighting', which one do you choose? ”
When I heard this, my impression of him changed a lot, isn't this just a one-on-one let? Then he happily replied: "Of course it's a single article!" ”
"Aha, it's a single article, that's your single one, our three brothers." The second swordsman, Taishan Sword, "Selling Girl's Little Match", dodged my eyes and looked at the audience outside and replied with a wicked smile.
Annoyed: "What about the group fight? ”
"Aha, it's a group beating, that's one of our three brothers beating you... Hey! At this moment, the big swordsman Canghai Sword "Picking Girl's Little Mushrooms" also replied with a wicked smile, and that smile was simply like a little wolf lamb taking a fancy to a little lamb.
The Three Musketeers, Rock Sword, "Tie the Girl's Braids", said to me expressionlessly, as if he were looking at a dead man, "Let's start, we have to challenge the others." ”
Treacherous, insidious. That's how I feel by this point. Well, since they look down on me, they want to join forces to bully me. Then I'm going to use my most powerful magic skills to be able to deal with them, especially the little match that sells girls! The most insidious and cunning, you have to kill him at the beginning of the game to combat your arrogance. As I glanced at them, I put away my little dagger and thought to myself.
We didn't talk anymore, we just looked at each other. Suddenly, a weak female voice said, "Begin." "It got to our ears. The big swordsman Canghai Sword "Picking Girl's Little Mushrooms" held the sword straight, pulled out a sword flower, and drank lightly: "Canghai Sword Technique First Style - Stormy Waves!" "The whole person rushed like a wave of the ocean.
The second swordsman, Taishan Sword, "Selling the Girl's Little Match", pulled the mage's robe to the side of his leg in a chic manner, and raised his sword and shouted: "The power of Mount Tai crushes Huashan!" After jumping high, he wanted to slash down, and the sword momentum really had the momentum of smashing Huashan inside.
The Three Musketeers Rock Sword "Piercing the Girl's Braids" was activated at the same time as the two eldest brothers, and as soon as they used their tricks, they didn't look so restrained. The whole person's face emitted a solemn breath. A phrase came out of his mouth: "The rock has no roots!" "Following the two brothers, rushing from the right, there is a momentum to win the stone and touch the egg.
When they sent out that momentum, I already felt that it was not simple. I was even more surprised to see their sword moves now, and when the three of them shouted the first word at the same time, I was already flying up.
From shouting words to attacking, it took no more than a second, and the three musketeers had already flown in. The three of them attacked at the same time, but they were all in the air. Because I have been flying more than ten meters in the air, a circle of attacking air currents, constantly spinning in place...
The Three Musketeers glanced up, joined forces again, shouted their skills, and flew up.
Come up, and I will go up ...
When the Three Musketeers watched the mage fly to a height of forty meters, they were secretly happy in their hearts, as long as they flew up to ten meters more, they would be able to stab him with one sword! But something surprising happened, when the mage wearing the mask flew to a height of forty meters, he did not fall, but continued to fly upward. What's going on? Even if this is his own competitive room, there is no such rule that allows the room owner's ability to exceed the system's settings. If that's the case, who would dare to challenge it?
When the Three Musketeers reached a height of forty meters, they could no longer fly, because their heads were like hitting a hard iron plate. It seems that the sea water is blocked by the stubborn rock, Mount Tai is blocked by the Yellow Mountain, and the rock meets the granite that is more winning than it... Three "Knock, knock, knock!" Above their heads, the three of them were like kites with broken strings, and they fell a few meters in a "flickering"...
The Three Musketeers were surprised to stabilize the trend of their whereabouts, and the Second Musketeer, Taishan Jian, "Selling Girls' Little Matches", asked very annoyedly: "You said, did you prevent us from approaching you in order to avoid the competition, and quickly changed the layout of this room to the original appearance." Otherwise, even if we agree, the audience outside won't agree... ”
Aggrieved, I flew seventy meters above and looked down at the little match that sold the girl, and spread my hand to show that I didn't know: "What you said is very unrealistic, if it weren't for the fact that I didn't understand the use of this room, you wouldn't have been put in by me, right?" This is entirely my own strength, so you can admit it. ”
I won't explain more, I can't tell them that my own flying skills have been upgraded to god level, right? Condensed the magic value: "Look at the move, this is Dayu's first trick to control the water - 'Aunt Wang's footwashing water last night'" As soon as he raised his hand, several large water balls smashed at them in a row, and the three of them were difficult to move in the air, and they could hide one or two, but they couldn't hide three or four... In the end, the whole body was drenched, and the bun he was holding was disturbed by the water, which was extremely ugly.
If they were three "dashing swordsmen of Great Britain" wearing mage costumes in the past, then now they are "African refugees and down-and-out tourists", completely losing their glorious image not long ago.
The three of them fell to the ground, wiping the water from their faces and hair in embarrassment. Although it's just a low-level mage water system skill, but just now I actually heard the name of this trick called "Aunt Wang's footwashing water last night"...
And the corner of the girl's little match accidentally flowed into the corner of the mouth, and quickly vomited the water out of the disgusting state.
The scene just now happened between the lightning and flint, and the audience outside only saw that their eyes were rolling around, but they had already found that the Three Musketeers had been forced to the ground. Suddenly shouted like thunder, "Come on, masked man!" ”
It's gratifying, not being called a mask shemale, it just feels different. But the Three Musketeers were not happy, and the audience, who had been cheering loudly for themselves just now, fell to the masked mage like this. Furious, the three of them looked at each other a few times, and came up with the easiest way in their hearts: "Wait! ”
No matter how advanced the mage's flying skills are, he always has to fall, and the moment he falls, wouldn't it be easy to kill him? With a smile on his face, he wiped the so-called "foot-washing water" again, threw it on the ground, and looked angrily at the masked mage in the sky.