"Just crossed a few mountains—"

"Hey!"

"A few more rivers crossed—"

"Hey, hey!"

"Why are there so many ghosts—"

"Hehe, Sun Dasheng is going too~"

However, it is said that after Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice left the Guanyin Monastery, they walked to the west for several days, surrounded by barren mountains and mountains, and there were no monsters and mountain spirits, nor did they have a smoked woman, so they "made up" a small song to entertain with Hu Rong, and served as the lead singer at the same time, and that Gohan was asked to be responsible for the chorus part.

Under the pressure of Hu Rong, Gohan could only obtain Tang Sanzang's consent, carry the burden, accompany the beat, and cooperate with Hu Rong to sing this "Song of the Great Sage", so he came all the way to the west, and finally came across a village before nightfall.

Tang Sanzang was already hungry at this time, and when he saw someone's house, he stopped and asked, "Wukong, there is a mountain village in front, let's spend the night there tonight, right?" ”

Hu Rong took a look, and said in his heart, isn't that Gao Laozhuang? Isn't the legendary second senior brother Zhu Bajie just waiting here to "join in"? Eh...... Wait, why do you call him second senior brother when Lao Tzu is not sick?

With a sharp turn of thought, Hu Rong jumped down the dirt slope, looked back and replied to Tang Sanzang: "Master, for the sake of your safety, let the apprentice go and investigate first!" ”

After speaking, Hu Rong indulged in Gao Laozhuang, only to see that the bamboo fence inside was dense, the thatched huts were heavy, the wild trees in front of the door and behind the house were growing wildly, the Qushui River Bridge connected the whole village, each family was rich and rich, the cattle and sheep were herds, and the life was prosperous, and it was a good place with beautiful mountains and rivers.

Hu Rong flew around in the air a few times, then returned to Tang Sanzang's side and said, "Master, I have already confirmed, this is a good village, we can spend the night here." ”

"Wukong, thank you for your hard work!" Tang Sanzang was moved again in his heart, and then urged the white horse, entered Gao Laozhuang, and came to the entrance of the street, and met a young man, his head wrapped in a cotton cloth, wearing a blue jacket, holding an umbrella backpack, collecting trousers, and stepping on a pair of three-eared straw shoes, and hurriedly ran outside the village.

Hu Rong knew that this was the "NPC" of Gao Laozhuang's copy, so he stretched out his arm quickly, dragged the young man over, and asked kindly: "Hello donor, what kind of place is this place?" ”

"Gao Laozhuang!" , Because the sky was dark, the young man didn't see the ghost appearance of Hu Rong and Gohan clearly, and thought that he was a hairy foot dealer from other places, so he replied angrily.

But when he noticed Tang Sanzang on the back of the white horse, he knew that he had met a monk, and his impetuous mind calmed down a lot at the moment, explaining:

"This is the border of Wusi-Tibet, because most of the people in a village are surnamed Gao, so it is called Gao Laozhuang! I don't know where the holy monks came from? What's the point of being here? ”

"Amitabha, the donor, the poor monk is from the Tang Dynasty in the east, to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures, passing by here, seeing that it is late, want to ask for a place to spend the night, tomorrow morning will leave." , Tang Sanzang got off the horse, pronounced a Buddha horn, and said.

"Then the holy monk leave quickly! Gao Laozhuang has been making trouble with pig demons recently, killing people without fire, eating people without salt, very fierce! The boy said impatiently.

Pig demon killing? Still cannibalism? Are you sure that's the second senior brother...... Phew, what did Bajie do?

When Hu Rong heard this, it was a hundred unbelievers, thinking that the young man was full of nonsense, pulled his clothes, and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense to me there, for no reason, how can that pig demon eat people??" ”

"How can you talk nonsense? I am Gao Cai, and I am the family of this old lady of Gao Laozhuang!! ”

The young man called Gao Cai was also anxious, and replied: "That pig demon is called Zhu Gangguan, who came to Gao Laozhuang about three years ago, and saw that the old lady's daughter Cuilan was beautiful, so he changed into a human form and became a son-in-law!"

Originally, this pig demon cultivated to a high level, and hid it from Gao Laozhuang up and down, but one day half a year ago, the pig demon somehow got drunk and got away with it, and showed his true appearance, which let us know that the old lady's son-in-law turned out to be a mountain boar demon! ”

"Hmm...... I believe in this story, but what do you say about pig demons eating people? Hu Rong naturally knows the story of Gao Laozhuang Bajie teasing Gao Cuilan, but it would be a bit bizarre to say that Bajie eats people without salt!

"Little monk, don't interrupt, and listen to me carefully!" , Gao Cai glared at Hu Rong unhappily, and then said: "Just after the pig demon was in place, the old lady was angry that her daughter married a goblin, and she found more than a dozen bold bankers on the spot and blasted the pig demon out!"

Who knows, that night, the pig demon went back to Gao Laozhuang and locked Cuilan in his back house, and he was not allowed to see his family for almost half a year!

The old lady thought about her daughter, so she gave me a few taels of silver, and asked me to find the exorcist and capture the pig demon! But looking around, it turned out to be some monks and Taoists who deceived the world and stole their reputations, and they didn't do anything at all! ”

"Oh? Who did you invite? Hu Rong heard about the profession of exorcist for the first time, and he was a little curious.

Gao Cai replied: "The male and female heroes of Shanxi, the three monks of Hubei, the four real people of Hexi, and the one-punch hero of Jiaodong!" All of them were eaten by the pig demon Gangguan! ”

"Huh...... Pig just has such a big appetite!! Hu Rong saw that what he said was accurate, and he actually believed three points about Zhu Bajie's cannibalism.

"No, in the afternoon, there were three strange shapes outside, claiming to be exorcists, saying that they were going to meet the pig demon! But if I want to tell me, Bao Buqi made a human meat feast for the pig demon again! Gao Cai said, his face showing a look of disgust.

"Oh, who are they?" , Hu Rong asked.

"Heh, a few of them don't have much ability, and their tone is bigger than the other! An old lame man who came from the Western Regions, claiming to be a crippled foot; a five-shaped boxer from Hebei; Another one is the empty son of Jiangnan! ”

"it?!" , The moment Hu Rong heard the names of the three exorcists, he couldn't help laughing, all because these people were characters in the movie "Journey to the West", and he didn't expect to appear in the world of "Journey to the West"?!

"You little monk, why don't you believe it?" , Gao Cai glanced at Hu Rong a few times and said: "At this time, the three of them are guests in the village, if you are not afraid of death, you will go by yourself!" I'm going to find some more exorcists with real skills! ”

After speaking, Gao Cai took the baggage, bypassed Hu Rong, and walked to the east, but he didn't expect that before he took two steps, he was pulled back by Hu Rong and said:

"Then don't look for it, we are the most serious exorcism team, and we are the best at catching demons and eliminating demons! Now you hurry up and lead us into the village, just prepare the food and vegetables to entertain my master, and the pig demon will be handed over to me!! ”

"Heh, I said that you hairy little monk, in order to cheat a full meal, you actually claim to be an exorcist team?! I just want to ask, do you want to die? Is it true that the pig demon also believes in Buddhism? ”

"Less verbose! Hurry up and lead the way! Hu Rong threw Gao Cai on the road, took out the golden hoop stick from his ear, played it a few times in his hand, and said: "I have settled this pig demon, and the Bodhisattva can't protect him, I said it!" ”