Chapter 221: I Believe Him for Eating People
In the afternoon, Lao Lu was going to get a license plate, and at the strong request of Hanako and Du Kang, Lao Lu reluctantly brought both of them with him.
The big man doesn't feel much about this car, but it's very comfortable to sit in, unlike other cars, and he can't stand up straight when he sits in it.
In the DMV, Lu Xiaodonkey closed his eyes, folded his hands, and said something in his mouth.
"Little donkey, what are you doing?"
"Pray, you know the, it's time for me to shake the number."
Lu Xiaodonkey shouted: "Golden right hand, son of destiny, open it for me!" ”
The numbers on the computer kept changing, and Lu Xiaodonkey took a look.
"Shanghai B1250*."
“****”
Lu Xiaodonkey's eyes rolled, and he almost burst into foul language.
Forget it, 250 is 250, it's a Shanghai B brand, you can go anywhere.
After getting the license plate, Lu Xiaodonkey drove the two of them around again, bought some firecrackers or something, and went back.
"Hanako, in order to celebrate my brother's purchase of a new car, you can't express it?"
"Uh..."
Hanako looked confused, shouldn't you set a table?
However, when Lao Lu bought the car, everyone else paid for it, but he didn't pay for it, so the job of entertaining him naturally fell on him.
"Hey, I can hide from the first year of junior high school, but I can't hide from the fifteenth."
Others are borrowed, and they have to pay it back, but Hanako is good, and they have to be pasted upside down.
Lao Lu turned his head and went straight to Qianda Plaza, originally wanted to go to Hilton, but Hanako cried with tears and complained about the big man's combat effectiveness.
Lu Xiaodonkey thought about it, there are big men here, and it is a waste to go to the five-star level, even if the flowers are sold, those things are not enough for the big man to make them.
Lu Xiaodonkey parked the car at the gate of the square, and after waiting for a while, Huahua drove the car and came with the big man, Ji Fei'er, Xiao Luo and the old man.
"That's a lot of people."
Hanako was sweating in her head, muttering, a little unhappy.
Lu Xiaodonkey didn't care about him, and was still shouting that there were so many people and wanted to receive red envelopes.
"What, big man, go get the firecrackers out of my car."
"Oh, okay."
The big man turned around and took out a plate of 20,000 firecrackers from the trunk, which scared the old man and the others a lot.
"Well, it doesn't seem like you can set off firecrackers here."
Lu Xiaodonkey's eyes glared: "Who said that, why don't I know, let go of the big man!" ”
Where can the big man take care of the rest, Lao Lu's words are the truth, and he lit the firecrackers and threw them out.
"Run!"
Lu Xiaodonkey pulled his legs and ran to the mall, but he stepped on it, this is just a blind spot for monitoring, and the security guards can't find who it is.
The old man was stunned, what about this kind of operation?
Everyone else ran away, and the old man hurriedly followed, in case the security guard came, he couldn't tell.
When the security guard arrived, the firecracker was exploding in a circle, the good guy had 20,000 sounds, and some of them exploded, and the security guard scolded and jumped to his feet, and he didn't dare to step forward.
Lu Xiaodonkey and the others are eating in the cafeteria on the fourth floor at this time, 80 yuan per person, and they can eat as much as they want.
Seven people are only more than 500 yuan, and Hanako can still afford it.
If you order food outside, you can't take it without 2,000 yuan, and the big man can kill 1,000 yuan by himself.
The lobby manager smiled and asked the waiter to bring the big booth, apparently he didn't realize the seriousness of the problem.
Lu Xiaodonkey waved his hand: "Don't be restrained, be as high as your own family, take whatever you want to eat, eat whatever you want, especially you, big man, eat openly today." ”
Lu Xiaodonkey said with great pride, as if he was having a treat.
When the big man heard this, he still got it? His eyes lit up: "Little donkey brother, do you really eat casually?" ”
"That's not good, take what you want to eat, I'll teach you, don't catch those worthless and still support your stomach to eat, see if those seafood are not, that is worth it."
"Too... Great, suck ~ I'm really hands-on. ”
Looking at the direction of Lu Xiaodonkey's fingers, the big crabs jumping around in the aquarium, the big man couldn't speak, and the old man was old.
"Go ahead, get more back."
The big man took three steps and two steps to the aquarium, looked at the plate and shook his head, this is too small to fit.
Suddenly, the big man's eyes lit up, and he picked up the jar next to him with a conch.
"Hey sir, this can't... Take it, Goodong~"
The waiter's brother wanted to stop it, but as soon as the big man turned his head, he was cowardly, swallowed his saliva and went to the back kitchen, so let's take a new jar and put it on.
When he returned, he saw a circle of people standing next to the aquarium.
"What's wrong?"
When I looked at it, the little brother was stunned, where was the crab in the aquarium?
The movement here attracted the lobby manager, who quickly found the big man's table.
I saw a big man holding a jar and pouring crabs into the hot pot, a pot couldn't fit at all, and there was still half a bucket left in the jar.
"Sir, that's the case, you can't finish all of these, you see~"
The big man ignored him, and was intently looking at the crabs in the pot.
Huahua and the others were embarrassed, and lowered their heads and pretended not to know him.
Lu Xiaodonkey raised his head: "What?" Isn't it a buffet? Can't afford to play? If you can't afford it, don't open it. ”
As he spoke, Lu Xiaodonkey had already turned on his mobile phone to record the video.
The sweat on the lobby manager's head came out, how to answer this, you open a buffet, others don't let you take crabs, and the store will be opened if it spreads.
"No, the key is that you can't finish eating, if you waste it, you will be charged an additional 15 yuan per catty."
Lu Xiaodonkey was happy: "Can't finish eating? That's it? It's just gargling, don't say 15, I'll stick you 150 with a pound left. ”
"Uh~Okay."
The surrounding diners had already paid attention to the movement here, and the manager didn't want to make a big fuss, so he could only order the back kitchen to add more crabs.
He himself was wandering around, and said in his heart that this is what you said was 150 pounds, and I will see how you eat it!
At this time, the big man moved, and saw that the big man didn't even need a clip, so he reached out and dragged a crab up from the pot.
Then I didn't even peel off the shell, and put it directly into my mouth, and the "click" was twice.
In three seconds, a crab entered its stomach without spitting out its shell, and then put its hand into the pot again.
The lobby manager and the diners who were paying attention to this side were stunned, the crabs that were still alive just now were not even a slag left in a blink of an eye, it was too cruel!
Recalling his attitude just now, the lobby manager's legs trembled, if he angered this person just now, it is estimated that he would not be much better than the end of the crab.
"Damn, is this a food broadcast?"
"It's too ruthless, record it and upload it online."
"I believe him when he eats people."
In this regard, Lu Xiaodonkey and the others were not surprised, and they took care of what they were eating.