40, I'm not a big brother
"Those elders, but they came from the east? Have you ever seen my wife and daughter? The old man turned into Bai Jingjing stood at the bottom of the slope and raised his head and asked.
"This old goblin, his acting skills are getting more and more exquisite! If I don't get rid of her today, in time, I will definitely win the Demon World Oscar Lifetime Achievement Award! ”
Sun Wukong sighed twice, thinking that he might have to be freed from the scripture-learning team, and became careless, took out the golden hoop stick and carried it in his hand.
Then he recited words in his mouth, obviously to recite a spell and call the local mountain gods and land to help, but at this moment, Tang Sanzang suddenly shouted: "Stop!" ”
"What's wrong, Master?" , Sun Wukong looked back at him and asked puzzled.
"Wukong, what did I say just now?" , Tang Sanzang was unusual, his face was very calm, his hands were folded, he looked at Sun Wukong and asked.
"What?"
"I just said, 'Spare you one last time, don't commit any more murders', this is just a slope, and you want to commit it again?" , Tang Sanzang was already disappointed in Sun Wukong at this time, and his words were full of indifference.
"Master, I said it all, this goblin will 'autopsy method', and the corpses you see are all good people she killed before!" , Sun Wukong is also out of the way, and he will kill the white bone spirit today, and no one can stop it!
"Okay, if you make a move on that old man today, I will cut off the master-apprentice relationship with you! Go back wherever you come from! Tang Sanzang also made up his mind to take advantage of this incident to rectify the discipline of the experience-learning team.
"That elder, have you ever seen my old wife and daughter?!" , The old man saw that Tang Sanzang and a few people should not be, and shouted loudly again.
"Stop howling!" , Sun Wukong scolded at the old man: "You cunning white-boned little demon, you have teased your grandfather Sun again and again, if I don't beat you today, I will say that your grandpa is a bully!" ”
"Huh?! That elder, old man, I just asked where my wife and children were, and you were so annoyed and angry? Why, my poor wife and children have been killed by you—"
After the old man finished speaking, he threw away the dragon's head crutches, hugged his head and cried, his voice was miserable and miserable, resounding throughout the White Tiger Ridge, it was really sad for the listener, crying for the hearer, only to feel that the flowers and plants withered, and the birds and beasts screamed.
"Old man, old man!" Seeing this, Tang Sanzang couldn't sit still, hurriedly dismounted from the saddle, and rushed over to the old man, and said: "It's all my fault for not being strict with discipline, let my unfilial disciple put you-"
"Youkai, die!" Seeing that Tang Sanzang was about to come to the old man, the Monkey King finally stopped hesitating, summoned the mountain god and the land to trap the old man, and then carried the golden hoop stick, smashed a stick on the latter's head, and suddenly red and white gushed out......
Bai Jingjing's old trick was repeated, and she escaped from the corpse of the old man, and escaped with the "autopsy method", and the entire Yuan Soul fled quickly into the air.
However, before she could fly ten feet, she felt a green light hit her, and slammed it on her back—
"Ahh , Bai Jingjing was shocked by the invincible brick and injured the soul of the yuan, and the whole person immediately fell from the air, and was stepped on the chest by Sun Wukong, and taunted: "Hehe, I haven't used my strength yet, you have fallen!" ”
"Okay, cough cough, good ......", Bai Jingjing didn't have a trace of panic on her face, but smiled and said a few words "good" in a row, because she had already seen the anger and disgust in Tang Sanzang's eyes......
Because she was in the state of Yuan Soul just now, and Sun Wukong's invincible bricks were dedicated to breaking the Yuan Shen and Yuan Soul, so most of the former's vitality had been smashed just now.
"What's good? I told you a long time ago, don't mess with me, you just won't listen!
It's okay now, hundreds of years of Taoism will be lost, and there will be no chance to even be reincarnated! After all, Sun Wukong is not a murderer, so he shook his head and sighed.
"If I can get you out of the sea of suffering, even if my soul is scattered, I am worthy of Master...... Ahem, I'm worthy of you, Supreme...... Treasure! Bai Jingjing said word by word.
"No, it won't, right? You are, you are Jingjing, Bai Jingjing?! ”
When Sun Wukong heard the words "Supreme Treasure", his head exploded, and he hurriedly picked up Bai Jingjing and hurriedly asked.
"Hah...... It's been 500 years, and it's ...... Zunbao, you can still do it, ahem, remember me...... It's so nice......"
Bai Jingjing showed a smile on her face, stretched out her right hand, and handed an emerald green Arowana jade pendant into Sun Wukong's palm, then tilted her head and cut off her vitality......
"Oh my God! Oh, my God!! What the hell did I do!! Sun Wukong looked at the Arowana jade pendant in his hand, and kept roaring in his heart:
I actually killed Bai Jingjing! I actually killed Bai Jingjing!! Nima - thief God, you've been playing with me!!
"Whew~"
A cool breeze blew, and Bai Jingjing in Sun Wukong's arms also turned into a pool of humanoid white bones with the wind, and there was a line of words engraved on her spine, called 'Mrs. White Bone'.
"Good walkers, only half a day's journey, but three people were killed!" , Zhu Bajie only thought it was very interesting, and after saying this, he first "eat" and laughed.
"Wukong, let's go!" , Tang Sanzang didn't look at Sun Wukong, turned his back, and said indifferently.
"Good!" , Sun Wukong surprisingly did not refute, still kneeling on the ground, holding a bunch of skeletons, dazed and lost, as if he had lost his soul.
"Wujing, take a pen and paper. Virtuous, grinding ink. Tang Sanzang found a slightly smooth stone, sat down cross-legged, and recited the scriptures in a low voice.
"Hey, Master! What are you doing?! Zhu Bajie's smile froze suddenly, and he hugged Tang Sanzang's arm and shouted.
"Write down a derogatory book, and from then on I have nothing to do with that monkey head, the sun and the moon!" , Tang Sanzang replied indifferently.
"Master, Master, what Brother Monkey said just now is true, I have been talking nonsense!
Those three guys just now are indeed youkai, they are all youkai! You don't believe it, look at what is in Brother Monkey's arms? Zhu Bajie was anxious, holding Tang Sanzang's arm and not letting go.
"Stand down, or you'll be degraded!" , Tang Sanzang seemed to have a temperament, said a cold word, then picked up the ink pen and wrote a derogatory book.
Then, Tang Sanzang walked behind Sun Wukong, threw the derogatory book in front of him, and said loudly: "Monkey head, take this as a photo, I don't want you to be an apprentice anymore; If I see you again, I will fall into hell! ”
"Okay, whatever you want!" , Sun Wukong folded the book and put it in his arms, then got up and looked at Tang Sanzang's back, and said: "Master, after all, I am also a master and apprentice with you, please sit down and accept my worship!" ”
"Sun Dasheng, please respect yourself, I can't stand your gift as a monk!" After Tang Sanzang finished speaking, he brushed his sleeves and left, and without waiting for Zhu Bajie and a few people, he walked westward by himself.
Sun Wukong shook his head and smiled bitterly, then used an external method, plucked three hairs from the back of his head, and snapped his fingers: "Change!" ”
Immediately, three hairy Wukong appeared, and even the four of Sun Wukong, bowed down in unison around Tang Sanzang, which can be regarded as repaying Tang Sanzang's grace to help him get out of trouble.
"My grandson is going too!!" , Sun Wukong jumped up from the ground, shook his body, collected his hair, and then used a "sleeve" supernatural power, collected the bones of Bai Jingjing, raised a somersault, and went back to the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave.
"Eh, eh, Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey-", Zhu Bajie shouted that Sun Wukong should not, and hatefully threw the nail rake, slapped himself with a long mouth, and scolded in his mouth: "It's all my fault for being cheap!" ”
"Second Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother!" , Monk Sha hurriedly hugged Zhu Bajie's arm and persuaded in a good voice: "Senior brother has left, let's protect Master." ”
"Phew, he's so cruel, but I pity my monkey brother who still has to suffer from this nest before leaving!" , Zhu Bajie took a bite and sat on the ground and muttered.
In the end, Monk Sha and Xiong Wuhan had a good talk, so that Zhu Bajie calmed down, carried a nine-toothed nail rake, and chased Tang Sanzang, who was getting farther and farther away.
And the bear Gohan picked up the burden, Sha Wujing led the white dragon horse, followed closely, and soon the figures of several people disappeared into the vast White Tiger Ridge......