Another half a month has passed

Coup d'état at the Palace of the Holy Kingdom

Xu Tingting called: "Xiaofan can be wasted, my grandfather has become the emperor, I have asked him to change your information to a first-class top secret, don't worry, no one will check you again!" Also, your achievements will be made public, and no one will check you! ”

Chen Fan: "Thank you grandfather for help, by the way, I will assist the country to launch the Beidou satellite, how much is it, I will pay!" ”

Finally, no one was holding themselves back

Open the small notebook

Baiwei Life Plan

Now on

"Yingzi, I'm going to school with you!"

school

The first class on Wednesday is a Chinese class

Pan Shuai, young and handsome, gentle and funny,

No, his opening remarks were: "Today is still a Chinese teacher, the handsome guy will give you a lecture, of course, you can also call me Teacher Xiao Pan." ”

"Today we're going to talk about understanding! The college entrance examination is the battlefield of life, language is the first level, understanding occupies a certain proportion of scores, recently I saw a very good article, I want to share it with you. ”

At this time, Chen Fan came to the news.

Shangguan Mi: "Xianggong~ You let the article published for you abroad half a month ago be included in what Wikipedia! Also, how long has it been since you came back to see me? Do you want to miss me? ”

Chen Fan returned:

"I think about it, emm, there is no shortage of facial cleansers recently, don't read it! And I'm going to class, and when I'm done with this time, I'll pay the public food! ”

Shangguan Mi: Scumbag, accompany your little wife! Hum!

This article about the old man by the bridge, short in length, cleverly conceived, and novel in material selection, was selected for Wikipedia, and won the Michael Prinz Prize, which was written by a man called Bitter Melon Flavor...... What to write! Pan Shuai was stuck on the podium.

Chen Fan: "Bitter gourd tastes like honey"

Pan Shuai: "Yes, bitter gourd tastes honey, this name is our holy country when I hear it, Chen Fan seems to have read it, can you evaluate it?" ”

Chen Fan: "It's okay to write, it's comparable to me!" ”

"Hahahaha"

"I'm laughing to death, Chen Fan is so funny!"

My classmates didn't believe it

Pan Shuai too, only Qiao Yingzi looked at Chen Fan thoughtfully.

Bitter gourd tastes like honey?

It seems that my brother also likes to eat bitter gourd-flavored lollipops

It won't be ......

The article was sent in volume in the form of understanding

"Boss, boss, this article is so difficult!" Fang Yifan and Chen Fan said.

Chen Fan: "When did I agree to accept you as a junior brother?" ”

Fang Yifan: "Don't be like this, I'm convinced!" And boss, why don't you write two sentences for me to copy? ”

Looking at the blank space of Chen Fan's volume, Fang Yifan persuaded him.

So copying is your purpose, right? Chen Fan looked at Fang Yifan helplessly.

However, Chen Fan explained: "I don't feel that this topic is assigned to me!" ”

Chen Fan's voice was enough for the quiet classroom to hear

Including Pan Shuai

However, Pan Shuai didn't care about it, he knew that Chen Fan, who was the first in the school in every exam, was qualified enough to say this.

However, each exam is not public

Students don't know!

I didn't say anything when I saw Pan Shuai! The classmates were secretly talking.

Tsk tsk

Well, that's the sound!

But Ji Yangyang seemed to be unable to help it: "Hmph, why should we be called parents if we don't do the question, this guy has nothing to do?" ”

This sentence is for Pan Shuai

Pan Shuai: Okay, let's let you recognize the gap between you and Chen Fan.

How to recognize?

Just shout up and say a few questions!

Pan Shuai: "Oh? Since Ji Yangyang has a unique opinion, let's tell us how you understand the first question! ”

Ji Yangyang was stunned

Teacher, it deserves to be you! It's such a chicken thief.

Slowly stood up, scratched his hair, and looked at the first question of the paper

What is the purpose of describing the scene of people and cars rushing to the bridge?

Ji Yangyang, as a scumbag of several universities in the class and a student who is dedicated to automobiles, how can he have such a question? Although this is the simplest language question, it requires the use of clichés such as writing techniques, but he can't!

In the end, Ji Yangyang could only say: "I don't think it's useful at all!" ”

"Hahahaha"

There was a burst of laughter in the class

Pan Shuai is not surprised that Ji Yangyang will not, he has taught them for three years, and he still knows what level each person is!

didn't call Chen Fan immediately, but

"Qiao Yingzi, you come and talk about this question!"

Qiao Yingzi stood up without any hesitation and said confidently:

"Set off the atmosphere, describe the side, describe the environment, and pave the way for the cruelty of the war later."

"Very correct, the author through the vehicles that have been busy fleeing for their lives, the various movements of the crowd, through a simple white sketch, for us to sketch a picture of the pre-war ......" Pan Shuai began to explain the article, looking at Chen Fan, as if to let Chen Fan understand the literary value of this article.

"No, the beginning of this article really doesn't work! At that time, the author was just trying to make up words! By the way! Chen Fan said.

Pan Shuai smiled: "Classmate Chen Fan, don't make trouble, this is the standard answer!" ”

"Is the answer accurate, or is it the original author?"

"The original author, of course! But... What did you say? Original author? What do you mean? Pan Shuai didn't ask again, but immediately took out his mobile phone and checked it.

Search

Bitter gourd tastes like honey

"Bitter gourd tastes honey, male, author of the well-known short story "The Old Man by the Bridge", a native of the capital of the Holy Kingdom, original name: Chen Fan, male, 17 years old, was a ......"

Because the boss publicly protected Chen Fan, no one dared to investigate, so now Chen Fan's perverted experiences are all public.

"it!"

Many students knew what Chen Fan meant, and they all came to the.

Chen Fan took out a lollipop from his pocket and looked at Pan Shuai with a smile:

"Teacher Pan, do you want to eat bitter gourd-flavored honey? I invite you! ”