Chapter 118: Monkey King

Tang Shi immediately covered her forehead with her hand, if there was really the legendary "Waterfall Sweat", she would definitely be in a hurry now. However, at this time, she still has to look through her fingers to see the situation of **. In her social circle, people like ** can only be classified in the column of heterogeneity. is Mu Tianqi, although he likes to scold the country, but some table manners are still very elegant.

"Shishi, I've finally found you!"

"......" Tang Shi was suddenly depressed, why did this person appear just after thinking of this person in his mind? The ghost is not gone!

"It's you-" When Mu Tianqi walked to the side of **, he found that Tang Shi was dining with him, and his smiling face instantly turned cold. When the waiter sent the chopped pepper fish head, he immediately stretched out his hand and pushed Mu Tianqi away, and said with a smile: "Good monkey is not in the way, let go." ”

"Wow, that's delicious!" **Rubbing his hands, swallowing his saliva, his eyes were burning and staring at the plate of chopped pepper fish head, the green peppers were dotted, and when he smelled the spicy taste, he couldn't help but have water in his mouth. Sichuan cuisine is spicy, but it is more numb, and most people can't afford it. However, the current dishes are all improved, and when you go to different cities, the taste will be a little close to the local flavor, and it is still a bit difficult to eat authentic food.

"Poetry ......"

Mu Tianqi was just about to speak, Tang Shi moved outside, and then said: "Don't tell me that you have booked a star-rated hotel or something, you like it, I don't like it." ”

"Hey, authentic, this Hunan cuisine is authentic." **Take a breath and pick a piece of fish meat and dip it in some juice, it is indeed very spicy.

Mu Tianqi saw that Tang Shi was reluctant to leave, so he pushed down**: "Let it go." ”

Whereas**......

Eat, keep eating.

"Let me go, do you hear that?"

Tang Shi began to look unkind, but now a smile suddenly appeared, her hands clasped together on her chin, and she didn't know why she wanted to see how the lewd man opposite dealt with the shameless Mu Tianqi.

Eat, keep eating.

"What for?" Tang Shi suddenly frowned again, stared at Mu Tianqi, and then said coldly: "I don't like to sit with people." ”

"Ahhh

Spicy and hot, but very tasty. Constantly fanning the wind around your mouth.

"One thousand, isn't that enough?" Suddenly, a stack of Grandpa Mao slapped on the table.

** His eyes lit up, he looked up at Mu Tianqi, and then pointed at himself and wondered: "For me?" ”

"Heh~" Seeing the greedy look of **, Mu Tianqi couldn't help but let out a chuckle, nodded, and said, "Of course, with this thousand yuan, you can go anywhere you want." ”

**Shaking his head, he continued to eat after taking a sip of his drink: "What about a thousand big hairs called Hanako?" Ten thousand is about the same! ”

"One thousand eight, Lao Tzu brought such a little cash!" Eight Grandpa Mao was actually slapped under his hand fiercely, if Grandpa Mao knew, he would definitely not let him go.

"Hey, hey." With a grin, he shoved eighteen bills into his pants pocket.

Seeing this scene, Tang Shi snorted lightly, and the corners of Mu Tianqi's mouth pulled to the side and laughed, how could a ruffian hooligan like him resist the temptation of this money?

Eat, keep eating.

Mu Tianqi: "......"

Tang Shi also looked at ** suspiciously, thinking that he would leave after receiving the money, but he didn't expect him to sit there and eat with a dead face.

"Pigs, you know how to eat!" Tang Shi scolded indignantly in his heart.

"." No matter how good Mu Tianqi's temper was, he couldn't help it at this time, "You took Lao Tzu's money, why don't you get out?" ”

** Chewing the fish, he turned his face to look at him sideways, and chuckled: "You give me a thousand yuan, ask me if it is enough, of course I say it is not enough, you add another eight hundred, but you didn't say what you want me to do, right?" Haha, did I step on shit today? Luck is really not ordinarily good, there are people who send money to spend on a meal. ”

"Hey!" Tang Shi glared at him, "I'm eating!" ”

**Hurriedly saluted and smiled: "I'm sorry, beauty!" ”

", I'll let you give up your seat." Mu Tianqi really wanted to punch him in the head.

Shrugged his shoulders and sighed, "I'm sorry, I don't like to sit with men, what if you sit next to me and peek at my lower body?" ”

"Indecent!" Tang Shi gave him a blank look.

"Forget it." Seeing that Mu Tianqi was angry, ** stood up with chopsticks.

Seeing this, Tang Shi was shocked, and Mu Tianqi smiled.

Mu Tianqi patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "It's quite interesting, if you can get acquainted like this every time, you won't be less money in the future." Bye-bye, it's good to go, don't send. ”

** smiled and didn't answer, while Tang Shi glared at him with anger on his face. When Mu Tianqi sat down on the sofa elegantly, he beckoned to the waiter: "Send me a pair of dishes and chopsticks." ”

"Beauty ......"** came to Tang Shi's side.

Tang Shi snorted coldly and waved his hand: "Get out!" ”

"Excuse me, ten yuan to buy you a seat to sit in." A piece of ten yuan was pressed on the table in front of Tang Shi.

Tang Shi was angry and funny, and looked at him again and was speechless.

"Smack." A steel plate slapped on the table, ** frowned and pretended to be angry: "Eleven pieces, it's enough, right?" ”

"Poof." Tang Shi covered his mouth and smiled, so beautiful.

Moving his body, Tang Shi sat inside, his eyes didn't want to see Mu Tianqi, so he could only stay on the ** body. And after ** sat down, he ate by himself again. At this time, his chopsticks were inserted into the seafood soup and suddenly picked up again, and shouted: "Beauty, why hasn't the sauerkraut fish I ordered served yet?" ”

"." Mu Tianqi gritted his teeth with hatred, touched his face, and wanted to pick up the tableware on the table to smash the **, but when he stretched out his hand and was about to touch him, he immediately retracted it, and the bowls and cups were oily.

"911......** Press the phone key.

"What do you want to do?" Tang Shi was puzzled.

** Said calmly: "Be ready to call the police at any time, in case you are injured today, you can pay a lot of money for medical expenses." ”

Tang Shi suddenly felt that he was a little difficult to parry this man, there was a haunted appearance, which made people feel funny and unreasonable. Her beautiful eyes rolled, she smiled, and said angrily, "It's 110, right?" ”

"Uh, is it 110?" ** Pretending to be embarrassed, "Hehe, I'm sorry, I've been used to this police call after studying in the United States for more than ten years." ”

Tang Shi was taken aback: "Have you ever studied abroad?" ”

Really......

Can't tell.

After a slight pause, Tang Shi immediately suddenly realized that she didn't know how many times her eyes had rolled in such a little time, and she frowned and snorted: "Who will study abroad for more than ten years?" Ten years ago, you were a kid. ”

**Sheng Hao took a sip of the soup, smacked his mouth, pointed at Tang Shi angrily, and said helplessly: "At a glance, I know that you haven't studied abroad, isn't there a repeater in Lao Mei?" ”

Instead, ** looked at Mu Tianqi and asked curiously, "How many years have you studied abroad?" ”

"Twelve years!"

**Nodding: "Oh, no wonder they all call you Brother Monkey, don't say brother, I'm stingy, today I will popularize a little bit of my 5,000-year-old Chinese civilization, this monkey, it's a vegetarian animal, but Brother Monkey, well, do you know who Brother Monkey is?" ”

Mu Tianqi gritted his teeth, he didn't want to answer, wouldn't answering mean that he admitted that he was a monkey?

**After smacking his mouth and shaking his head, he pointed at Mu Tianqi and laughed: "Hahaha, I know you don't know, Brother Monkey is Sun Wukong, stupid!" ”

"Poof-" Tang Shi finally couldn't help but squirt out a mouthful of soup.