Chapter 171: When the son-in-law's review is in progress
"Director Li, how is the food, it's delicious, right?"
Wang Tianhua picked up a shrimp and looked at someone with a very ugly face.
"Hmm...... Hmmm......"
Someone pointed to his bulging plug and signaled that he couldn't speak.
But I'm so happy with what I eat, it's obvious that I'm satisfied, so I need to ask more?
Choke on you!
Wang Tianhua hatefully stuffed the shrimp into his mouth.
"Ahem......"
Maybe I was in a hurry to eat, and I wasn't in a good mood, so I choked all of a sudden.
"Eat slowly, and no one will rob you. They are all so adults, and they are still so unstable. ”
Chun Yufan ate slowly and reasonably, and gave him a light sentence.
No one grabbed it?
Look at what's stuffing in your man's mouth!
In order to take care of your mother's preferences, this table is full of dishes, just this one I love, and it all went to the bastard's mouth!
How embarrassed are you to jump out and sneer!
Feed the unfamiliar white-eyed wolf!
Wang Tianhua glanced at her and quickly took two sips of soup - it was too uncomfortable.
"You kid, how can you talk to your father...... Talk to your Uncle Wang. ”
Xue Qihua stood up to help Wang Tianhua beat his back, hoping that he would be more comfortable.
I wanted to push the boat down the river in front of my daughter and bring out the word she never wanted to shout, but the result was still the same, and my daughter immediately shook her face and had to change her words.
This time it poked Wang Tianhua's sore feet, and he choked on his throat after drinking the soup, which made it even more uncomfortable.
"Isn't it unkind for us to do that? And I really don't like to eat shrimp. ”
Swallowing the mouth full of shrimp, Li Qingshan put his mouth to Chun Yufan's ear and whispered.
"Cannibal's mouth is soft?"
Chun Yufan pinned his foot and tied the heel of his foot to the top of his foot.
"No, I'll keep eating."
Someone pulls out the chopsticks like the wind, rolls up the last three shrimps, stuffs them all into their mouths, and starts chewing.
……
Even Xue Qihua couldn't speak at this time.
Who is my daughter looking for?
Foodie?
Or pigs!
Chun Yufan was very satisfied with someone's performance, and personally scooped a spoonful of soup for him to drink.
The intimate actions of the two made Xue Qihua shake his head again.
Headache!
The meal continued in an eerie atmosphere.
But in the end, except for someone's mouthful of oil, burping, and satisfaction.
Everyone else is just a shallow taste, don't say that they are full, it is estimated that they can't even taste the taste.
After eating, Chun Yufan held someone, Xue Qihua pulled Wang Tianhua, the old and new couples, separated by the Chu River and the Han Realm...... No, sit across the coffee table.
The atmosphere is solemn, and there is a bit of a stormy taste......
Every time Xue Qihua sees someone, she can't respond to it, this kind of man who is rude and unruly at first glance is completely inconsistent with her aesthetics.
I really don't know if my daughter has water in her head or is blind, but she brought back such a man.
Everyone is a mother-in-law who looks at her son-in-law, and the more she looks at it, the happier she becomes, how can she become more and more angry when she comes here?
"What's your name?"
No matter how much she doesn't like it, she has to understand it, but as long as she can make do with it, she doesn't plan to pick up the stick and dismantle the mandarin ducks.
After all, it's a mother and daughter, so you can't really be an enemy, right?
Especially in the matter of her remarriage, it will hurt her daughter to a certain extent. If it weren't for the fact that the man in front of her was really despicable, she really didn't want to conflict with her daughter on this.
Li Qingshan suddenly felt that his sense of existence was so low, and his future mother-in-law actually remembered to ask his name at this time.
Luckily, we were prepared!
He took out a piece of paper from his pocket and handed it over.
Xue Qihua took it puzzled.
"What is this?"
"A quick acquaintance with you to understand something that will help me."
Someone's honest and honest explanation.
Xue Qihua looked down, her name, gender, age, nationality, ancestral hometown...... and so on, personal information is readily available.
This bastard is quite well prepared......
But what's the deal with this gender? Are you old and dizzy when I can't see? Or do you think I'm going to marry my daughter off a non-male species?
And this constellation, I'm not so trendy old man!
And these more than a dozen former residences, are you showing off to me your glorious history of guerrilla warfare in a fixed place?
The most annoying thing is this, there have been several love histories!
Since you dare to list it, you should fill it in honestly, you fill in 'countless', who are you trying to fool?
Have you softened all the women you've ever seen?
Seeing that his mother's face became more and more ugly, Chun Yufan also became curious and asked him in a low voice.
"What did you write, why is my mother's face so ugly?"
"It's just some practical situations, you have to understand, but anything that is real is not pleasant."
Chun Yu Fanbai didn't speak for a moment, but he made up his mind to read it carefully for a while to see what he had written.
There are a lot of entries listed on the paper, but they all answer concisely and concisely, and it doesn't take much time to read them once, and most of the key things are similar to nonsense, and it doesn't matter if you know it or not.
For example, Sanwei, does the mother-in-law need to know the son-in-law's Sanwei? What's the use of knowing?
The key is who cares about a man's measurements?
Fortunately, Xue Qihua didn't question someone, otherwise someone would definitely ask her, give you a son-in-law of 150, 150, 150, or?
Xue Qihua put down the note, held back the anger in his heart, and looked at someone.
"I also understand your basic situation, so I will ask you, do you think you are suitable for our Xiaofan?"
To be honest, it's not appropriate!
But isn't it impossible to get off the thief ship......
If you can't control your lower body, you have to buy a ferry ticket!
Seeing Chun Yufan's eyes sweeping over, someone hurriedly said, "Suitable, very suitable!" It's just made in heaven, and the right one couldn't be more suitable! ”
Well, thank you for letting me know a little more about you - this person is extremely shameless!
Xue Qihua gave him a cross in his heart, and his favorability was reduced by one thousand, and now it is -10,000.
"So where do you think you're fit?"
The right size!
I have only recently been tolerant and measured, and the data is very new and absolutely reliable!
However, the only reliable answer to this is that I can only think about it, not say it.
Otherwise, the two women present could shoot him to death.
"Where do we fit?"
Someone turned around and asked Chun Yufan, who was looking at his file with relish.
"What do you say?"
A sharp gaze swept over, and someone quickly turned his head.
I need to ask you if I want to know!
Why are you so fierce!
Alas, make it up......
I can't make up a flower basket, and I can't make up nonsense......
"I think we're quite suitable everywhere, we complement each other, we have husband and wife, and we have a good height difference...... In short, it is a match made in heaven. ”
Someone said that he was smooth, but he didn't hold it, and the bald purr was a little faster, and the whole sentence changed its taste.
"What did you just say?"
"Jackal...... Female, no, it's a talented woman, you see that we are a good match. ”
I can't see it!
Xue Qihua rubbed his forehead, feeling that with this bastard's ability to mess around, coupled with the characteristics of stinky and shameless, asking this kind of question could only be a waste of time.
"Since you are talking about 'Lang Cai', as a director of the security department, do you have 'talent' or 'wealth'?"
"Auntie, I really can't answer this question, because the standard is different, and the answer must be different. Can you tell me what your standard is for these two words? ”
Li Qingshan must ask clearly, if he is asked to compare his net worth with He Shen and fight wine and poetry with Li Bai, how can he compare?
It's okay to drink, but he can't do anything other than get his hands wet.
"If the requirements are too high, I guess you can't do it, you don't need too much money, just enough for Xiaofanhua." I don't expect you to be talented, just have a skill. ”
Hey?
Mother-in-law started to release water?
Why are the conditions so low all at once?
These two points, how can we count them enough.
"It's okay with both of these things, I'll be satisfied."
Li Qingshan felt that the conditions of people were so low, and if he didn't actively express his position, he couldn't say anything.
"And what is your skill? Don't tell me it's looking at the gate. ”
Xue Qihua glanced at him lightly, looking like he was listening quietly.
Don't look down on the gatekeepers!
We have even guarded the country!
yes, keep it......
The job he has done in his life seems to be impossible to say anything other than guarding the door.
You can't tell my mother-in-law that what he is best at is killing people and setting fires.
If you really want to say that, who would dare to marry your daughter to you?
Li Qingshan thought about it for a while, and began to mumble, some of those languages were familiar, and some only felt weird.
"Please believe that I have the ability to take care of her!"
In the end, he looked at Xue Qihua fixedly and said this sentence in Chinese.
Xue Qihua was stunned for a moment before waking up from the shock, being able to state the same sentence in so many languages is at least a talent in terms of language talent.
"German, French, Russian, Portuguese...... If I'm not mistaken, there should be at least sixteen languages, so why aren't they spoken in English? ”
"Don't you think English is too easy?"
Sure enough, it's as shameless as ever, but it's finally a little more pleasing to the eye.
Maybe someone doesn't know that Xue Qihua is a graduate of the Department of Foreign Languages of Peking University, and in addition to his native language, he is also proficient in six languages.
In addition, in fact, he doesn't have anything to show off, so he can't perform chest crushing boulders, right?
"Then why did you use Chinese again in your last sentence, are you afraid that I won't understand?"
If he knew that he graduated from the foreign language department, and finally annotated it in Chinese, it would be a bit provocative.
If you want to be a son-in-law, you can't have such a mentality!
"That's not it, it's just that after learning so many languages, Chinese is the most difficult to learn, and I haven't recognized all the square characters so far. Such a heavyweight language naturally has to be used for the finale! ”
Ahem, I don't think I recognize it all......
Well, that's if you pass the test.
"Well, I'm sure you've got a skill. But what about the other wealth? Are there millions of cars? Is there a 200-square-meter house? Is it possible to do it with an annual salary of more than one million? ”
……
That's what you mean by enough to spend?
Huge crater!
Why do cars cost more than a million? It's okay to have four wheels, Alto QQ is good!
The house doesn't have to be that big, right, aren't you afraid of a few more people living in it to compete with your daughter for a job?
Annual salary of millions? Is it okay to change to Korean won?
Otherwise, there will be too much money, and there will be other women to help spend it, and the one next to you is a living example.
It's a pity that he gestured with his eyes, but Xue Qihua didn't understand it at all......
Alas!
This is a trick to force me!
Future mother-in-law, please look here......
Someone took something out of his pocket, held it flat with his hand, and showed it in front of several people.
……
The eyes of several people were instantly glazed......
I was fascinated by that thing......
Only someone screamed in their hearts
Hurt!
It hurts!