If there is no upper in League of Legends, then what is the point of me being the strongest king?

The above sentence has always been my motto,Now that the S6 season is coming,All kinds of "with a sister dick" have been eager to try,What is the clear price,One shot and one paragraph,The king is another one! , in fact, these are all TM! Because I'm going to tell you the most real story of me and the, it's like the day I brought a to the Internet café to pass the qualifier, and she actually agreed to ...... in the private room of the Internet café afterwards!

I vividly remember that it was Sunday, and the three air conditioners in the Internet café were blowing at the same time, and it was so hot that I wanted to take off my clothes, and the mechanical keyboard was pressing under my hand! The 10 yuan pack of clouds smoked so much that tears kept rolling in my eyes, but I couldn't spare my hands at all to throw away the smoke pot that was about to burn out!

Eyes staring at the screen, looking at the charging mobile phone on the table from time to time, the 7-0 Wind Sword Hao Yasuo can "show" a flower in my hand, a unimaginable EQ blitz flew away, and after a legendary super god system female voice solemnly sounded in my ears, I finally showed a smug smile and sighed!

"I thought you wouldn't vote!"

As I spoke, I threw away the cigarette pot in my mouth, took off the headphones and stretched my waist! Because although the game was 20 shots from the other side, the nerves that had been tense still made me tired, and suddenly there was a system prompt sound in the noisy Internet café!

"Congratulations to the players of Unit 75, they are already super gods in League of Legends! He is from Aeolia Region 1, the top god of the strongest king rank! Welcome to this web café! Have a great time at this Internet café! ”

For a moment, the Internet café, which had been a little noisy just now, was silent for almost 5 seconds, and then all kinds of sounds erupted!

"I'm R! There is actually the strongest king in this Internet café! It's still Zone 1! Usually diamonds don't hear one. Did you just hear the system reporting it? ”

"It seems to be! I heard it was Unit 75! Let's go! Check it out! Check it out! What kind of dick does the king look like! Paralyzing! This J8 broken Internet café has a king, but it feels like it's not easy to get on now! ”

"Hey! Glasses! Wait until I'm with you, Unit 75 is over there! ”

I looked at the 75 on my desk with a confused face.,To be honest, I never thought that the current high-end Internet café would have this kind of function.,Maybe I haven't been to the Internet café for too long.,If I knew earlier,,I definitely wouldn't open this number to play.,Although I also took my sister as the strongest king.,But it's generally the end of the game that the girl takes the initiative to add me.,And it's also a one-on-one private chat and today's way of throwing depth charges in the Internet café to blow up the.,It's really a complete accident., And what makes my egg hurt even more is that the upper bitch didn't blow up, but a bunch of dicks blew up.

Saying that, I quickly quit the game.,Looking at the group of dicks like flies that have found fresh shit.,A group of black presses.,Coming this way.,I'm starting to panic.,That's why I chose machine 75.,It's because there aren't many people here who are quiet.,Plus I'm a person who likes to be quiet and low-key.。

"Brother, yes! The strongest king can actually beat the super god, a little coquettish! ”

"Hey! Handsome guy, did you fight it yourself, or did you practice it on your behalf? It's okay to take us down the black thirt! I'm still in Zone 1! ”

"Hey! Brothers! Why don't you go professional, or become a streamer! There is also a strongest king that will take a long time to fight! ”

At least 7 or 8 people were standing next to me in an instant, blasting at my eardrums with guns and guns, so I didn't know how to answer.

"You're thinking too much, it's not my number! I'm using our friend's number to hit a man! Excuse me! Everybody, give it a go! I'm going to the toilet! ”

In desperation, I hurriedly got up and went into the toilet, there was no way only the toilet could have a moment of silence, and then by the way I called my good friend, asked him to come over for a long time, if it wasn't for waiting for him, I might have left a long time ago, and at this moment a message popped up on my mobile phone QQ, but I didn't have a friend of this person, it should be sent by chatting with the bar, I just remembered that my QQ was still hanging on the 75th machine and not down.

"You don't have wine in your dimples, but I'm drunk like a dog!"

When I saw this message, I was a little confused! After all, her way of greeting is too unusual! Then I quickly replied with a "? ”

"It's too hard to score on the S6! Can I give one of my great god friend slots? Please do me a favor! ”

After seeing this sentence from her, I instantly understood, I didn't expect that the depth charge I unintentionally released just now actually exploded out of the.

"One cannon and one paragraph, the king is counted! Strong, never drop a paragraph"

Saying that I helped the price advertising slogan go out.,As a "sister dick" I always believe that there is no cannon that can't be beaten.,If there is,,It's in the previous paragraph.,Wait a minute, I don't know what this bitch looks like!

You must know that we "take a sister dick" have three don't bring, 1 is too ugly not to bring, 2 is too beautiful not to bring, maybe everyone will have questions here, ugly don't bring, so why not bring too beautiful, because the difficulty coefficient of too beautiful is too high, and too beautiful women often have a lot of awesome men around them, and the risk factor is also relatively high, so taking a sister is also a dangerous profession.

The third is that the one who is too witty does not bring, and the woman who is too smart can help you be like a dog, so that you can score points for her in vain, and in the end you may not be able to touch her with your hands, so I generally don't bring this kind of woman, after all, it's too tiring to take a sister and fight wits and courage.

Saying that, I clicked on this woman's QQ avatar,Promoted to a sister cock,Just by looking at a woman's QQ avatar, you know what type of goods this woman is.,The first QQ avatar is not an anime.,It's not two-dimensional.,It's not a dynamic flash picture, it's not non-mainstream,But she uses a Guo Caijie's avatar,I'm a little confused.,Could it be Guo Caijie's brain-dead fan? I didn't find any photos when I entered the space.

"What do you mean! You're in the toilet! I'm in this private room in the City of Dreams, I'm alone, no one can bother you, are you coming? ”

Soon a message came from there, and when I saw this message, I was a little overwhelmed!

"She actually asked me what I meant, I don't know if she really didn't understand the meaning of my words, or she was pretending, and that sentence was just me, which made me a little imaginative, to be honest, I haven't tried it in the private room of the Internet café! But I'll admit that I jerked off in the toilet of an internet café. ”

"I didn't see your picture in the space! Send a photo to take a look! ”

I still asked a crucial question, after all, I was embarrassed to run over how ugly I was.

"That's the avatar! And that one you've been planning to stay in the toilet? ”

Soon it came back.

The avatar is, this avatar is obviously the Gu Li played by Guo Caijie! This woman's liar, haven't I seen the childhood? Never mind! I'll go check it out! If it's ugly, I'll slap my ass and leave.

Saying that, I walked out of the toilet.,After all, it's too hot, there's no air conditioning, only an exhaust fan.,And then walked directly to the private room of the dream city.,This dream city seems to be a couple's private room.,You can only sit two people.,There's a separate air conditioner in it.,I also planted some flowers and plants to surf the Internet for 10 yuan an hour.,It's not like I'm waiting for the general dick to get up.,It seems that this woman is quite rich.。

As soon as I walked to the door through the transparent glass sliding door, I was stunned, I was really her! The black slim dress shows the perfect figure to the fullest, especially the pair of straight and slender long legs with black silk on the lower body, with a pair of black women's flat leather shoes, less of a commotion, and a little more of Han Fan'er, not to mention anything else, these legs alone are enough to decide that she is the sister I want to take the most at the moment, but she looks too similar to Guo Caijie! Keeping the same sexy short hair in Gu Li in his childhood, this is enough to show how confident he is in his appearance to dare to keep short hair, the whole body reveals fashion, maturity and sexy, and the age should be older than me without guessing, at least 20 or more.

"You are, you're the strongest king? Come in and sit! Would you like to have something to drink? ”

She seemed to have noticed my nice voice and pulled me back to reality, only to see that the woman had already opened the sliding door and asked me to sit in with a sweet smile on her face!