I don't know what everyone does when they wake up every morning.

Of course, it's getting up, eating, and playing on your phone.

Feed! I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about what you'll do before you open your eyes.

……

What the? Look at the hands? Brother (serious face): What the fuck is your name?

……

Well, I don't know how to look at hands, but I have a slightly strange habit.

Self-Test

Yes, I like the name, it's like a self-test program when your computer starts.

Every morning, I close my eyes and feel the nerve connections in my limbs, whether I can move my fingers, toes, joints, etc. accurately.

Whether the sense of touch, smell, breathing is normal.

And what I did yesterday and what I have on my schedule today.

How much did you learn in the course, and where did the game go.

That's right, I'm a student, pathetic senior in high school...... No! I've graduated!

"Wait!"

"I should be lying in bed......"

For a moment, due to the strange tactile sensation coming from my back, I realized for a moment that I was definitely not lying in bed.

At this point, I realized that it wasn't the bed beneath me!

"I ...... yesterday I should have fallen asleep after playing games all night! But the feeling of this pit, and this rustling sound......"

"Am I ??? in the wilderness?"

I hate bugs, and I hate getting my clothes dirty, so places like the wilderness are no-go areas that I can try not to go!

So, I was so scared that I hurriedly opened my eyes before I finished the self-test. Immediately after that, the ceiling made of stones appeared black in front of my eyes.

"It's not well lit, it's black, where is this?" I sat up immediately, and as my perspective changed, I could be completely confident that I was in a dungeon, gloomy! Damp!

And what was under me was nothing else, it was a broken straw mat spread on the stone brick floor, broken by thieves, dirty slag, straw poles, wiring all flying.

The walls of this dungeon are made of large bricks, and there are no windows, not even lights. The only source of light was the torches stuck in the dungeon corridors outside the embroidered iron fence.

And the light source of this torch is not particularly bright.

I looked at it with a devastated face, yes, it was definitely a collapse, even without a mirror, I could be so sure!

"I've crossed over."

"That's right, you've crossed over!"

"Then why aren't you happy?"

"How happy am I at this start!"

I usually and naturally talk to other personalities. It's natural for someone like me to pretend to be a cold dead house at school, and it's natural to have no friends, but I'm too lazy to make friends, so I have to chat with myself, and over time, I have a split personality.

"Anyway, it's just a split personality + autistic teenager." A certain personality suddenly laughed at himself.

I often feel helpless at the words that pop out of my head. But at this point, I would like to thank these personalities, because their 'very skinny' speech keeps me awake and sane.

"But this situation ......" I once again inspected the dark and damp scenery that it was not a 'reality TV challenge' that could be paid for, and I really felt: "Majia North! ”

"Hey, hey, is this a crossing? Is there still such a crossing location? ”

At this point, I was very anxious and desperate that I was just being tricked and not really crossed.

Even if it may be a joke made by classmates and family members, or a whole-person show, it's okay, as long as it's not crossing, I accept any reason!

I don't want to travel so much, not only because of this 'place of birth', but also because in my original world, I just got the best university admission letter in the empire! Capital University!

I didn't move a game in my junior year of high school, I was in the liver problem all year round, every day in addition to eating, drinking and exercising, it was to do the problem, the hard work paid off, I got the admission notice of Capital University through my own efforts, and the result was beckoning to me in this beautiful future, I actually came to cross??! Doesn't this mean that my year-long 'ban on travel' has been in vain!!

A year of play! One year! How many new games, how many equipment, how many activities, how many competitions have to be left behind!

I thought to myself.

After all, crossing should have the appearance of crossing. Look at Sword Art Online, Douluo Continent, and Su Qing or something, how can there be a protagonist who directly crosses into the dungeon!

"Uhh Just as I was complaining about my birthplace, a foul breath rushed into my nostrils, causing me to let out a retch.

"Vomit" stinks! It's a dungeon.

"Why do I have a sense of smell?" I was suddenly curious, but at this time, I found another problem: "I...... It seems to have become shorter......"

A certain personality also said at this time: "Also, didn't you hear that retching sound you just had?" ”

At this moment, my eyes glazed over, as if I understood something terrible: crossing the classic routine of the novel - changing bodies.

I immediately stood up and checked my 'status'. White arms, silver-white shoulder-length hair, and the height of an elementary school student's field of vision!

After learning this information, I nervously touched my baby.

"Hmm...... It's okay, it's still ...... It's just too small...... Lao Tzu hasn't changed sexually yet, hehe...... "For a while, I don't know how to complain about my current state."

I was originally a handsome pot of 1.8 meters, but now what kind of body is this, so small! The hands are small, the feet are small, and the body is small everywhere! Even Tintin ......

Before I crossed over, I was 1.8 meters! One meter! Eight! Yes! The most in the class! Handsome! (Self-perceived.) ）

However, now, I feel that I am only a little more than 1.3 meters, which belongs to the height of the fourth or fifth grade of primary school, not even the third grade......

"Despair! Despair! Despair! "I'm so desperate I don't know what else to say.

A gray-black prison uniform like a rag is the classic clothes of female slaves in the anime, with two pieces of cloth at the front and back, and the wind is blowing from the side. Barefoot, slave clothes, and the spawn point is still an eerie dungeon, this is not a neon game of 18R! How could I have crossed over to such a place!

"Did I make a mistake?" I could almost hear the sound of a superconducting connector called sanity collapsing in my head.

At this point, I was silent (desperate), and I didn't know what I should do. Because if it's really that kind of game, I can basically say GG.

But at this moment, someone in his head had a convulsion and said, "As a good gamer, how can you be overwhelmed by this!" In this kind of place, the first thing is, of course, to know your location, to record the objects around the environment, and then to decrypt, trigger the switch, find something, trigger the switch, decrypt, and so on! ”

"Hmm...... That's a good point. And if this is really a dungeon, it is inevitable to find a mechanism! ”

So, I was going to take a look at the corridor first, I left the straw mat and walked barefoot to the iron railing, the stone bricks on the road were very prickly, and it was less than 2 meters away, and this body actually needed six steps to walk through.

I pressed my face against the iron fence and tried to see farther away. Beyond the iron fence is the aisle, and there is a torch on one side of the aisle.

I tried to look to the left, but I couldn't see it. I looked to the right again, and there was a staircase not far away, leading to it. There was no one in the hallway.

"Yo Xi! See if the iron fence is weak, or if the door can be opened. ”

"Hmmm! First mission! Get out of the dungeon! Start! ”

I scratched around the bar, but there was nothing! Although there are embroidery stains, they are not damaged, and even the door is locked tightly, shaken, and do not move!

In desperation, I whispered weakly, "God, are you kidding me?"

The desperate situation in front of me made me, a flower in the greenhouse, feel powerless and knelt down directly. At this time, I suddenly realized that what I just said was very loli!

I covered my mouth with my little hand again and whispered, "Ahhhh

"Wow! It's really the voice of a little loli, or the kind of timbre that is super cute!! ”

"Hehe......" I smiled helplessly. When he appeared, he threw me into the dungeon, and then gave me a body of 'drawing a woman and saying a man'.

"Yes! I feel invincible! This is obviously in line with the market! ”

"That's enough!"

I angrily slammed my fist against the wall. As a result, the wall was so hard that I screamed, "Babble!"

I was afraid that the sound would attract the monster, so I immediately stopped my voice.

"Oh my God, this body, it's so weak!" Just as I was complaining about my physical problems, one of my personalities said the truth uncontrollably: "But the voice of this body is so good!" ”

"Ah~It's so nice~"

"Ahh What was I thinking! ”

At this moment, an embarrassed voice came from the side: "Hey! Anyone? Beside! Is there anyone?"

It should be a woman in her twenties who could hear what she was talking to. But just as I was about to respond, suddenly from the direction of the stairs, a big man's roar came: "You all give me peace!"

"Huh??" I was immediately startled and glad I didn't speak, it turned out that there was a doorman in this place!