Chapter 159: Scottish Style
In the living room, Lu Qi sat on the sofa making tea, she had just experienced the battle, she felt a little tired, and she was sweating a lot, if it weren't for Ye Ling being in the bathroom at the moment, she would definitely choose to drink tea after taking a bath.
After waiting for a long time, Lu Mi began to be a little impatient, tilted his head to look at the direction of the bathroom, and shouted: "Miscellaneous fish, did you die in it and become dried fish?" Or do you want to do something dirty, like secretly install a camera or something? ”
Ye Jue's explanation came from the bathroom: "No, no, don't you have any other clothes?" I can't really go out in this stuff. ”
Thinking of the possible picture, Lu Mi couldn't help laughing, but quickly retracted his smile, and said coldly and ruthlessly: "No, this is the only one in my clothes that can match your size, don't worry, there is only me and you here, there will be no third person, and I don't have a habit of secretly taking pictures, besides, how stupid am I to secretly photograph you?" ”
It seems that Lu Qi persuaded Ye Jue, or it may be that Ye Jue has no choice, after all, the clothes on his body are already a little tattered and must be washed.
After two minutes, the door of the bathroom opened, and Lu Mi's eyes suddenly lit up, but she hid it well, on the surface she was still that demure and elegant demeanor, holding a teacup in front of her, just after half a sip, Lu Mi couldn't drink it anymore, looking at Ye Jue's appearance, she really couldn't help it.
Burst!
As a result, Lu Qi still didn't show the posture that the eldest lady should have, and directly squirted out the tea, coughing non-stop, but with an unbearable laugh, although it looked a little embarrassed, it didn't make Ye Ling feel happy.
Under Lu Mi's explanation and deception, he changed into Lu Mi's clothes, because the two are far apart, although Lu Mi is tall among girls, but there is still a difference of more than ten centimeters between him and Ye Jue, and Ye Jue is half a body wider than her.
Therefore, it is impossible for Ye Ling to wear Lu Mi's ordinary clothes, but after Lu Mi rummaged through the cabinets and searched for a long time, she really found it.
The design of this dress is not bad, the plain white fabric, the quality should be high, there is no discomfort after wearing it, but no matter how good and delicate the dress is, it still can't escape the setting of the skirt.
Yes, Lu Mi found a skirt, and it was a one-piece skirt, only in this way could Ye Ling be able to wear it and there was no tightness.
Judging from the results of solving the problem, this method is successful, but from the perspective of the process and the psychology of the parties, this is simply a failure, failure to scum, Ye Ling can no longer describe his mood at the moment.
It's worse than mistaking potatoes for ginger and eating them all over the place.
Moreover, this skirt seems to be a little short for Ye Jue, it can only reach above his knees, and it can only cover his small panties, this is the legendary male miniskirt, Ye Jue finally understands the mood of those girls who wear miniskirts.
It's cool!
And it's very empty, I'm used to wearing pants, and after suddenly changing into a skirt, I found that walking seems to have become much easier, as if my body is much lighter, Ye Jue understands the hobbies of those Scottish men, and it doesn't seem to be incomprehensible.
But he couldn't stand Lu Mi's sneer, this guy just made it clear that he wanted to see his own jokes, hateful woman, it's better to choke you to death.
Lu Mi laughed for a long time, the smiling flowers and branches trembled like peach blossoms, at this time, her eyes were very simple, defenseless and undisguised, clear and transparent, so that after a long time, even if Ye Ling would feel embarrassed when she thought of this past, she still thought that it was Lu Mi's most beautiful time.
Wiping the water on his chest and mouth, Lu Qi took a long time to calm himself down, looked at Ye Ling who was clubbed in place like a wooden stake, forced a smile, and said, "Okay, you can sit down now." ”
Ye Ling was not polite at all, walked over with a calm face, sat opposite Lu Qi without hesitation, picked up the apple on the table and nibbled on it.
Lu Qi squinted and glanced over, with a playful smile on his face, and gently pointed: "It's okay to eat, but please pay attention to your sitting posture, you are wearing a skirt now, and I am not interested in your internal scene, so don't show your exhibitionism."
Ye Jue suddenly understood, it turned out that he was gone!
It's really embarrassing, Ye Ling blushed and pulled the hem of her skirt hard, and then closed her legs tightly, it should be no problem now, it's really super uncomfortable, it seems that girls are not so easy, and they must treat Xiao Qiao well when they go home.
Thinking of Xiao Qiao, Ye Ling hurriedly took out his mobile phone and called Xiao Qiao, and as soon as he dialed it, Xiao Qiao's complaint came from the other end of the phone: "Brother, I just said that you can come back a little later, I didn't say that you can come back so late, wait, you don't have to call when you come back, brother, you-"
The smart Xiao Qiao seemed to have guessed the ending, which made Ye Ling feel very uncomfortable, and the relationship between himself and Lu Qi was completely impure in Xiao Qiao's eyes.
Seeing that Ye Jue didn't react, Xiao Qiao sighed silently: "Okay, then you can live in Sister Lu's house today, but don't trouble her, this impression is very important." ”
"Yes, yes, I know, good night!" Hanging up the phone as if he was running away, Ye Ling breathed a sigh of relief, it was really troublesome.
"Miscellaneous fish, has anyone ever said that you look more pleasing to the eye in women's clothes?" Lu Mi asked softly beside him.
"Do you think I'm a peculiar fetish and wear a skirt a lot? You're definitely taking revenge, you can find such a large skirt, it can't be without a large shirt, right? Ye Jue glared at Lu Mi, still haunted in his heart.
"I'm sorry, but this dress is just for me, in memory of the days when I was overweight." Lu Mi slowly drank tea and said.
"It turns out that you haven't always been very thin, it's a pity that you didn't get fat in the right place when you were fat, it's a pity." Surprised that Lu Qi once had a black history, Ye Ling complained again.
"Cut off your tongue and feed it to the wild dogs if you talk any more, and now, shouldn't we both talk?" Lu Qi glared at Ye Ling and started the conversation with a domineering aura.
"What are you talking about?"
"Let's talk about that guy just now, I can't understand, how can an ordinary and inconspicuous little character like you provoke that kind of person, that guy is a four-star demon king, if it weren't for my ability to improve after upgrading, neither of us would be able to leave today, that guy's ability and strength are not weak, how could he trouble you?"
It turned out that Lu Qi was strange about these things, Ye Ling thought about it and said, "Well, I don't feel like I've done anything wrong, but there are always people who make trouble for me, and that guy, he just obeys people's orders, just a doer." ”
"I naturally see this, so I'm even more strange, being able to subdue the four-star demon king and let him work for himself, the strength of the person behind him is definitely not simple, even I may not be in the eyes of others, how can an ant like you provoke him?"
"Hey, it's a little hurtful for you to say that, anyway, I'm also a two-star demon king, and I'll be three-star soon."
"When you are three-star, I will already be five-star, so you will always be an ant in my eyes, speaking of which, I am a little interested in your ability, the speed of recovery is so fast, although it is still very weak, it is already much better than a firefly, what is the full name of your ability?"
Ye Jue thought about it, Xiao Qi once told him, it seemed to be called self-recovery.
"Self-healing?" Lu Qi frowned and said, "This definition is too vague, what kind of injury can be recovered, is it okay if you are blind and your tongue is broken?" It should be more than just a treatment, and I suddenly feel that you don't seem to be very simple. ”
Lu Qi pondered, then leaned over her pretty face, and kept looking at Ye Ling with cunning eyes.
"According to Xiao Qi, I am the protagonist, I have a room and a sister, my parents are busy, the seat is in the penultimate row by the window, and there is a school flower in the class, all such settings are the protagonists, so, I should be too"
"You're really narcissistic, you don't have the protagonist's life, you have the protagonist's illness, let go of this problem first, sooner or later you will be able to know your ability, now, you'd better tell me exactly how you provoked the person behind the scenes, otherwise, I won't show mercy to you."
Lu Qi released flames to threaten Ye Jue, in the face of such obscenity, Ye Jue could only choose to give in firmly, anyway, it was nothing to say, as long as he didn't say something too **.
Soon, Ye Jue told what happened to Yeqiu Castle, Mei Yueshan, Xue Nai, as well as Ke'er and the windbreaker hero who saved him.
"No, the plot is not smooth, even if you know Mei Yueshan and have a good relationship with him, Xue Nai has no reason to kill you because of this kind of thing, and he also worked tirelessly to send people to Jiangcheng, it can be said that he has a deep resentment towards you, did you rob his daughter-in-law?"
Originally, Lu Mi was just saying something unintentionally, but it turned out to be a little strange in Ye Ling's ears, and the expression on his face became unnatural.
Lu Qi looked at Ye Ling's unnaturalness, a little surprised, and asked with wide eyes, "No, you really robbed his wife?" There aren't many trash fish with dreams like you, and I have to be impressed by you, and besides, it's a man? ”
Lu Mi's reasoning ability is really fierce, is this the gap in IQ?
"I'm innocent, I can only say that I am unlucky" Ye Ling lowered his head and complained, that incident hit him hard.
"Yooooooo, I really underestimated you, I didn't expect you to have that talent, sure enough, your level of decay has exceeded my imagination, but, it seems to be a good show, the original match is a big fight, and now it's still the junior who takes the initiative to attack, your situation is not very good, Mr. Original?"
Unexpectedly, when Lu Qi also had this kind of gossip nonsense, Ye Ling really regretted telling the truth, it was really embarrassing.
"Alright, your curiosity is satisfied, you can go to bed and rest, you can sleep on the couch, oh! By the way, would you like to visit my boudoir before that? ”
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