"Help!"

Zhao Qiuge desperately called for help!

What's the fuss in the morning!

Li Qingshan opened his eyes and looked, he was stupid, my God, who did this!

Zhao Qiuge fell to the ground, most of his body was covered by pants, you read that right, it's pants!

The overwhelming pants pressed her underneath, leaving only one hand and one head exposed, where she struggled desperately to crawl out.

Li Qingshan didn't think much about it, jumped out of bed with his underwear on, pulled away those various pants, and pulled Zhao Qiuge out.

Zhao Qiuge, who was frightened, stood up, looking at those pants for a long time, she was slammed underneath as soon as she opened the door, and she was already super mentally qualified if she didn't faint.

"Who have you offended again? Why did you pile up all the garbage at your door? As soon as Zhao Qiuge asked, he found something wrong, "No, these pants are all new, could it be that some fool has used this place as a warehouse?" That's not right, this is a school, not a pants shop. ”

"Don't guess, I guess someone thanked me for giving it to me."

When he found that all the pants were brand new, Li Qingshan had almost guessed the origin of these pants.

It stands to reason that he should be very happy to receive the gift, but Li Qingshan is a little unhappy, so many pairs of pants are piled up here, doesn't it mean that so many people have seen his bare ass - this calls him how to go out on patrol in the future!

If you get the nickname of a bare-ass hero, he will be even more shameless!

"You say these are thank-you gifts? What did you do, how could you take your pants as a thank you gift? ”

Zhao Qiuge was too puzzled, this kind of thank-you gift was too unbelievable.

Seeing that she was puzzled, Li Qingshan concisely said what happened yesterday, many details were passed by, only said that he wore out his pants with the teaching, and when he went back to the dormitory to change his pants, he caught someone falling downstairs, so he reached out and saved the person, because there were many people who saw it, so there were so many pants.

Regardless of the physique of these students, their hearts are still good, no wonder the liars always take them under the knife, they are kind-hearted and inexperienced, and they are always easy to bully.

"Didn't I suffer a big loss?"

Zhao Qiuge listened to what he said, revealing an expression of being cut in two taels of flesh.

"What are you suffering?"

This time, even Li Qingshan couldn't understand.

Syllable!

Zhao Qiuge reached out and patted his buttocks.

"This is my private territory, and now that it has been shown to so many people, do you think I have suffered a big loss?"

“……”

This was given by my parents, so when it became yours?

Don't do anything!

But girls are all to be coaxed, Li Qingshan can only say.

"Go back and I'll tattoo Qiu Ge's buttocks here, won't you suffer a loss?"

“……”

Don't disgust me!

The real tattoos are on them, and then people look at them......

I can't live anymore!

"Don't talk about it, it's good that I haven't eaten breakfast yet, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to wear these pants. Get me out of here, I'm in a hurry to get to class. ”

Zhao Qiuge really didn't want to stay with him for long, what a disgusting person, what did he say.

"You just climb out by yourself, why are you still being delivered?"

Li Qingshan looked at the stack of pants that was not high, and it was no problem for her to climb out.

Zhao Qiuge pointed his hand outward.

"There's a corridor outside, how can you let me climb out!"

“……”

Don't be so crazy!

Li Qingshan was really speechless, it was the first time he had encountered this kind of thing. However, the matter of pants can be put back, and the most important thing now is to send Zhao Qiuge out.

Looking for a pair of pants to put on, he ran to the door and looked out, the corridor was almost blocked, and he really couldn't get out without digging a hole.

Now how can I have time to dig a hole, Li Qingshan opened the window directly, picked up Zhao Qiuge and jumped down, and as soon as he jumped down, he saw many students surrounding him.

"You stop them for me."

Zhao Qiuge jumped down from him with her face covered, and ran away, she didn't want to be a celebrity in the school, so the farther she went, the better.

Because of her quick opportunity and first-class foot speed, she really ran away, but there are also classmates with quick eyes who take pictures of her back, side face or something, as for whether it will give human flesh out, it depends on her luck.

"Mr. Brave Security, we are from the school's news department, can I interview you?"

A beautiful girl rushed to the front with a microphone.

It is worthy of engaging in news, and this speed is simply first-class.

"Can't!"

Although she was very beautiful, Li Qingshan refused without hesitation.

"Why? Is it because he wants to be good and not want to be known? This is not good, the society needs positive energy, and you should be publicized and called on more people to learn from you. ”

The girl has the potential to be a journalist, and her brain is fast and her mouth is fast.

"I didn't think about it that much, it's just that my dorm door is blocked, and I have to unblock it, so I don't have time for an interview."

Li Qingshan's answer was obviously beyond the girl's imagination, causing her to be stunned for a moment, and when she reacted, Li Qingshan had already rushed to the students who had gathered around.

"Someone has put their pants in my door, stand up for me!"

He shouted with a tiger face, which really scared a lot of people, and those who gave away the pants raised their hands silently, anyway, they were kind, and there were many people who sent them, so I didn't believe that he could do anything to them.

"You let me say what are you doing, just block my door, how can you even block the corridor? What if my colleagues accidentally throw a cigarette butt over, won't all of us on the floor become roast suckling pigs? ”

Listening to what he said was funny, some people laughed unkindly, but more people were self-reflecting, if the kind of situation he said really happened, didn't he do something bad with good intentions?

It seems that everything must have a scale, and it can't be passed!

"We'll help you move out, but these are our intentions, you must accept them!"

A large group of people shouted in unison.

"Who said I wouldn't take it!" Li Qingshan shouted, suppressing their voices, "But I can only take a part." ”

"Why?"

"You can't favor one over the other!"

"Be treated equally!"

Many students shouted in dissatisfaction.

"Be quiet!" Li Qingshan shouted again, and waited for their voices to be quieter before continuing, "I don't treat anyone equally!" ”

"Why?!"

Many people don't understand, are not satisfied, and are very angry!

"You still ask me why? I also want to ask you, why don't you measure my size before buying pants? I won't talk about the big sizes, you can wait until I gain weight before wearing them, but what about the small sizes? You won't expect me to shrink, will you! ”

"Ugh!"

Many students are dumbfounded, why do they forget this stubble? If you buy pants for yourself, you have to try whether they are comfortable or uncomfortable, and then buy them after they don't fit, how can you ignore the hero's?

If it's something that people can't use, is it a gift or a trouble?

When we follow the trend, how can we not think of this?

"After a while, you go up with me, and everything that doesn't fit will be taken back for me and returned, and I don't have to buy any more pants, I really can't wear them." If you really want to show your heart, you can give me the money for your pants, I don't have too much. ”

Li Qingshan's words came out, and he was shocked, and he showed his mature and rational mind just now, like a hero in their minds, why did he become a wealth fan in a blink of an eye?

Give us back the tall superheroes!

"Okay, let's stop talking, come up with me and get my pants."

Li Qingshan led a large group of people into the dormitory building, and an hour later, his door was swept away, leaving less than thirty pairs of pants, not so many that fit, but these pants were unclaimed, and the owner could not be found at all.

Until the evening, these pants were still there, and the money he received did not exceed five hundred yuan, and it seemed that there were not many people who were willing to give money to money fans.

As for the money received - where did it come from and where did it go!

By this time, a "pants turmoil" was basically coming to an end.

After a lively day's playground, there were few people in sight after ten o'clock, and Li Qingshan, who had already gone to work, walked slowly on the runway, no more than three hundred meters away from the protection target, which not only did not attract her attention, but also could see the people who wanted to approach her clearly.

Although this distance is a little farther, Li Qingshan believes that the group of people around the target can hold on until he rushes over.

In fact, he is not suitable to carry out this task, because he knows the target, so he can't appear around her silently, because once he appears, he will inevitably attract the attention of the target, once or twice is fine, if there are too many times, how can the target not be suspicious?

Use one's noodle!

"You...... Hello! ”

Just as he shook his head and sighed with emotion, a girl ran over to say hello.

"Classmate, what's the matter with you?"

Li Qingshan kindly asked, as a school security guard, he has the obligation to provide these students with help within his ability.

"I want to say two things to you."

The girl plucked up her courage and said.

Belch!

Look at her posture......

You don't want to confess to me, do you?

You say how tiring it is for a man to be as good as me!

"Ahem, you say."

No matter how fleshy you say, Uncle can stand it!

"I'm sorry!"

The girl said the first thing.

“……”

Make it clear!

What have you done to be sorry for me!

"Thank you!"

The girl said the second word, and ran away like a fawn.

Wait a minute!

Can you not do this!

You should have left a clear sentence!

The two sentences are very simple, Li Qingshan can hear it clearly, but he doesn't understand, where is this, just two sentences, which teacher taught it, why is the expression ability so poor!

"You don't understand, do you?"

Chen Xiyan appeared silently like a ghost.

"What, you know what's going on?"

Li Qingshan knew that she wouldn't run over and say such a sentence for no reason.

"By chance, I know the story inside." Chen Xiyan saw that he looked at him eagerly for knowledge, and he didn't hide it. "Actually, it's very simple, she's the girl you saved yesterday, so it's appropriate to say thank you. As for 'I'm sorry'...... That was her sincere repentance after being ashamed of being landless. ”

"How?"

Li Qingshan's question, of course, is the origin of "I'm sorry".

"How did you fall off when she did? It's to see that you were so badly fallen, you couldn't stop laughing, grabbed the guardrail and shook it, and accidentally planted it together. ”

Chen Xiyan revealed the answer.

“……”

What a plot is this!

"How do you know that?"

Chen Xiyan didn't answer him, but pointed to the front and asked.

"What do they want to do?"

Li Qingshan had already seen it, but he didn't know what those instructors were doing in front of him, was it for evening training?

Swish!

"Salute!"

As he walked past the instructors, they all gave a military salute.

Don't fix this!

Stand......