Looking at the beautiful women wearing clothes, there are few people who don't have nosebleeds, unless you are not a pure man!

Someone looks at the beautiful scenery in front of them and touches their nose again......

Well?

Not a drop of blood!

What am I doing!

"This ...... That one...... Can you dress a little slower? ”

When this request is made, someone's heart is empty, and he is afraid that someone will hit him with a big-eared scraper.

As a result, people asked him ignorantly.

"Why?"

"Look, I didn't have a nosebleed, don't you think it hurts your pride?"

Someone threw the main contradiction to someone else.

"As soon as people get older, their charm naturally decreases greatly, and they can't attract you, what's so strange?"

People seem to have seen through it and don't take it to heart at all.

……

Li Qingshan was a little confused, looking at her appearance, she was only twenty-five or sixteen years old, how could she talk so old-fashioned?

Still old......

"Little sister, tell my brother that you have a high birthday this year?"

Since she loves to play so much, Li Qingshan also let go, anyway, she won't be angry.

"What do you call me?"

They stopped what they were doing and looked up at him.

"Little sister! How? Wrong call? ”

Li Qingshan looked like a hanger.

"I'm not good at it, and I'm blind."

People's evaluation of him is getting lower and lower.

……

Are you a monkey please come and hit me?

"You don't look like you're twenty-five or six at most, even if you're older, thirty-three or four is about the same, can't you call you sister?"

Li Qingshan was anxious to clear his name, and forgot one very important thing - that is, not to discuss her age with a woman!

Especially pretty women!

"Thirty-three-four? There was a ...... more than 10 years ago Do you have to remind me of this? ”

The man seemed to be a little angry, turned over and got into bed, and stopped wearing half of his clothes.

……

More than 10 years ago, 334......

It's not just forty now!

What a god!

How does she take care of it?

How many women should be angry when they say it!

"You didn't finish laughing with me, did you?"

Li Qingshan was a little unconvinced.

The key is too hard to believe!

People don't talk nonsense, they pick up the pillow and slam it on his head, just like last night!

Boom!

It's always exciting!

"Warning, don't smash it! …… Also smash! …… If you smash me again, you'll fight back! ”

It's stopped!

Li Qingshan scratched his head depressedly, except for his aunt, no one had beaten him like this, but he hadn't waited for him to recover his strength......

Boom!

The pillow slammed down again!

Compared with yesterday's cold mysterious master, the "black-robed man" who has now taken off his black robe looks like a willful little girl.

Not to mention an aunt in her forties, even a girl in her teens, there are few people who are so willful and savage!

Hey!

I don't believe I can't cure you!

Watch me catch the ball dragon claw!

Li Qingshan would use obscene moves against women, but he grabbed the air at once, and people deftly dodged it, and warned him.

"Don't touch me!"

……

Co-authoring is only allowed to smash people!

The Queen Mother Lafayette is not so unreasonable!

Li Qingshan didn't care what she said, he turned around and came to her side, and reached out to grab it!

The bed is so big, I don't believe I can't catch it!

Touch!

She threw the pillow out of her hand, smashed him on the head, and stepped on the pillow with her foot, and she tried to jump out with her strength.

It's a pity that someone is also experienced in a hundred battles, her head was smashed, someone fell backwards, and when she stepped on it, she already needed to stretch forward a lot to step on it.

She is not stupid, so naturally she will not chase after her, so she hurriedly shrank her feet and turned around.

Someone has been crisscrossing the flowers for so many years, and it's hard to say anything else, but scratching the ankle is a quasi-catch! If you catch a man here, you can restrain and cripple people, and if you catch a woman here, you can take advantage of the oil, and someone will not practice well!

As soon as the wolf's claws come out, there is no woman to escape!

With his slender ankle in his hand, Li Qingshan pulled hard and dragged the person to his side, but before he could scream and declare victory, the other party threatened first.

"Let me go, or you won't be able to afford the consequences!"

Well?

It's all at this time, why don't you say a soft word?

Now who's in charge......

You can't tell!

Li Qingshan stretched out his hand and pulled her body closer again, stretched out his other hand, grabbed one of her arms, and pulled her to sit up, and the two sat facing each other, staring at each other with big eyes.

"You saved me, I won't bother with you about what happened just now, but I have to say two things to you, a girl, don't be so moody, arrogant and unreasonable, will no boy like you...... I'm telling the truth, why do you think so of me? Don't stare at it! It's also true! ”

Her eyes widened, her eyes were full of flames, Li Qingshan could understand, after all, no one who was criticized could be calm, and it was normal to be angry and angry.

But this girl is a little strange, in addition to the raging flames in her eyes, how can there seem to be surging waves?

It's a split personality, and these two things can't appear at the same time, right?

"Haven't I done enough for you?"

The flames burned in the waves, but she said such a complaining word.

Belch?

Is it enough......

Shall we say the math and do the math?

"Ahem! Enough is enough! ”

Li Qingshan looked at her with a look that was not quite right, and quickly let go of his hand, if she had to hold on to it again, something would definitely happen!

"You'll lie to me!"

She screamed angrily.

……

Isn't it enough to say enough?

Although it is indeed a lie......

But don't I remember you?

Can you give me a little reminder?

Li Qingshan just wanted to reminisce about the past with her, when he saw her pounce......

"Hey! What are you doing here...... Don't bite me, I'm afraid it hurts...... Hmmm......"

What's the hell here?

If you want to kiss your mouth, you can say it directly!

Don't be so rude!

Stop!

Don't rub it anymore!

No matter how much you rub the skin, it's broken!

Are you sure you're forty years old?

My Momo technology is better than yours......

"I said, your kissing skills are bad enough, let's practice and then continue?"

Li Qingshan grabbed her shoulder, pushed her away, and gnawed down again, but it was not far from wiping the gun.

"You dislike me again!"

She screamed aggrievedly, her shoulders shrank, and even Li Qingshan couldn't catch it, so she pounced on her again, hugging someone and nibbling on it.

The technology still sucks!

You're my aunt!

Where does the word "again" begin?

Why don't you explain it to me!

Li Qingshan's old trick was repeated, and he wanted to lock her shoulders and push her away, but as soon as his hand moved, he became soft and numb, and he couldn't move anymore.

Point point and cut the pulse!

Beep the dog!

What is the origin of this!

Li Qingshan was dumbfounded, he couldn't move his hands and feet now, so he could only let others bully.

Now he can be sure that it was indeed this woman who saved him, and without this skill, it would be impossible to save him from the sea of worms.

But when did he provoke such a strong woman?

I don't remember at all!

Feed!

Let's make it clear and then move on?

It's fun when the time comes!

Li Qingshan wanted to break the words and say it clearly, but now he can't pronounce any other syllables except "hmmmm"!

Don't look up!

No way!

Why don't you even listen to the command!

That's it!

…………

After a long, long time......

Someone asked, wiping tears from his eyes.

"Is it really good that you bully people like this?"

"You brought it on yourself."

People are rightly arrogant.

……

It's infuriating!

Let's talk about it today!

Li Qingyi turned over and sat up angrily, and then he found ......

Yaya's!

Lao Tzu can move!

"Hey!"

He shouted at the somewhat tired girl.

"What do you want to do?"

People are not afraid of him at all.

"It's nothing, I just want to teach you something."

After Li Qingshan finished speaking, he leaned down and pressed her, pursed his lips and poked his tongue.

Not......

The woman's pupils dilated instantly, and she raised her palm high, but it gently fell to his shoulder, and finally hugged his neck uncontrollably.

It didn't take long for her delicate body to jolt like the waves......

This time it's a battle of revenge!

So someone gritted his teeth and held on for a long time!

Finally, he knelt down on her and asked triumphantly.

"How's it going, have you learned?"

Syllable!

It was a slap in the face that answered him!

Neither heavy nor light on his forehead!

And then......

He's sick!

The woman hugged him and slowed him down for a while before pushing him away and rolling over and getting out of bed......

Dressed and covering herself under her black robe, she stood at the head of the bed, looked at someone quietly for a moment, and then lowered her head......

Lip to lip, kiss gently!

Turn around and leave!

When she closed the door, she saw her disciple giving her a thumbs up.

"It's time for us to go."

She didn't see it.

"So cheap him?"

Amy pointed to the door she had just shut.

"Hmm."

She has no denying it.

"Master, there are so many good men in the world, why shouldn't it be his turn?"

Amy asked very depressedly, the god-like master fell into the hands of that kind of person, in her opinion, it was more unbearable to be stronger than the demon X angel.

"I'll change someone else in the next life."

She also didn't intend to be with someone forever.

It's enough for him to be cheap for a lifetime!

……

Next?

Can I still see it?

Amy was a little dizzy, and she felt that Master's shot was so far away.

"Master, why did you pick him?"

"Self-inflicted ......"

She seemed to blame herself a little.

……

You're real!

Pick such a bad ......

You didn't do it yourself!

"Master, I don't have to cheap him, do I?"

Amy began to worry about herself.

"You don't."

She gave her disciple a reassurance.

Then I'm relieved!

But......

"Where's Senior Sister?"

Amy is small, but she has a lot to worry about.

"She's casual."

It can be seen that her master is still quite open-minded.

"That ......"

Amy wanted to ask something, but was interrupted by her master.

"Shut up! We should go, or he should wake up. ”

After saying that, the man went out of the room first.

Amy chased after her luggage, and when she spoke, she could not be big or small, but when it was time to work, she couldn't help but lose her sense of proportion.

So she carried all the luggage!

The car starts and drives away......

The man wrapped in the black robe glanced out, but didn't say anything after all.

The car has been driving very smoothly, so when braking suddenly, there are no bumps!

Look at the car blocking the road in front of him, the black-robed man commanded.

"Bump into it!"