Chapter 24: Identity reversal, endless comedy
"Bang!" The first to come to his senses was the bald security guard who served justice, seeing Xu Zixiong acting so boldly, the bald security guard raised the baton in his hand indignantly, and ran to Xu Zixiong's side is a fierce blow.
Seeing the bald security guard raise the baton high and not let his life fall on Xu Zixiong's head, Yu Wenxi couldn't help but be startled. According to the power of the bald security guard, if it is placed on an ordinary person, even if it is not dead, it will at least be a deep concussion. Fortunately, Xu Zixiong is now a master in the early stage of foundation building, otherwise, Yu Wenxi would have to be locked up in Wuling Mountain by the strange old road.
Although Xu Zixiong had spiritual power to protect his body, he was also stunned by the baton, and before he could come to his senses, the bald security guard suddenly pushed Xu Zixiong away from Liu Shuya's body. Liu Shuya, who was freed, immediately got up and hid behind the security guard, not daring to look at Xu Zixiong.
"Bastard!" As soon as he saw that there was still dark red blood stains in the place where Liu Shuya stood up, the bald security guard couldn't help but roar, "You kid still has a king law in his eyes, and you dare to do this thing that is inferior to a beast in broad daylight, I have to kill you bastard!" ”
This can't blame the bald head for not distinguishing right from wrong, after all, Liu Shuya's heart-rending scream just now has been preconceived in the bald head Qiang's mind, plus the picture he saw as soon as he walked in, the blood stains on the ground suddenly exploded the bald head Qiang's anger.
"Boss, run away!" Before the bald head Qiang raised the baton in his hand again, Yu Wenxi on the side directly rushed to the bald head with an arrow step, and while blocking the bald head Qiang, he shouted to Xu Zixiong on the ground, "The hero doesn't suffer from the loss of his eyes, run away, leave me alone." ”
If it were normal times, seeing the scene of Yu Wenxi sacrificing himself to escort him, Xu Zixiong might be a little moved. But now Xu Zixiong can't wait to beat Yu Wenxi up, if it weren't for this prank directed by Yu Wenxi, how could he, a handsome and dashing soldier king, be regarded as a pervert.
"Okay, it turns out that you are a gang, one is on the outside, and the other is on the inside." Seeing Yu Wenxi's actions, the bald head shouted angrily, "Fortunately, my bald head is known as the Flash who comes and goes without a trace, otherwise, you would have escaped today!" ”
"Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding!" As soon as the bald voice fell, Xu Zixiong stood up all of a sudden, and said with an anxious face, "I didn't succeed at all, so you came in." Ah, no, no, I went to the wrong bathroom, and I didn't mean to mistreat this girl at all. ”
"Haha, let's say it's leaking! None of you can run today, my men will be there soon! ”
"Captain, we're here!" It seemed that when he heard the words of the bald head, a deafening roar sounded over the open-air bathroom. It seems that the bald and strong security team has also arrived appropriately!
"Girl, you can say something!" Seeing that he was getting darker and darker, the bald head just didn't believe it, Xu Zixiong had no choice but to lean over at Liu Shuya and say, "I'm a freshman at Zhoujing University called Xu Zixiong, I couldn't hold it back just now, and I went to the wrong bathroom in a hurry, so you just stand up and tell me about it!" ”
"Xu Zixiong?" When Liu Shuya heard this, her frightened little face was stunned for a moment, and then she took out a photo of Xu Zixiong from her pocket, compared it carefully, and then showed a sudden realization, pouting and muttering, "No wonder Sister Laihua doesn't like you, it turns out that you are a veritable pervert." ”
Xu Zixiong and Yu Wenxi couldn't help but be stunned when they saw the photo in Liu Shuya's hand, even the bald strong security guard showed a puzzled look on his face, he glanced at Liu Shuya for a while, and then looked at Xu Zixiong, and he couldn't figure out what the relationship between them was.
Don't look at the bald head Qiang is just a security captain of Zhoujing University, but in order to be worthy of the name of Zhoujing University, he reads the newspaper every day to study, and he is very well-informed. He knows that the rich people nowadays are looking for excitement in different ways, what kind of car shocks, field battles, false alarms, and tricks are endless.
"Take all three of them to the Security Section!" As soon as he thought of this, the bald head Qiang shouted to the dozen or so subordinates who rushed over, "After the judgment of me, a smart and clever Flash, these three people are suspected of playing fake ** games to find excitement, which seriously interfered with the security of our school, and they are all taken away!" ”
"Dizzy, I'll just say, under the leadership of our captain Flash, how can this sacred Zhou Jing University be perverted!"
"Today's young people are really good people who don't learn, and they are thinking about strange things all day long, which is really the trend of the world!"
"It turned out to be a farce, I thought I would be lucky enough to see our captain's lightning speed again! Now when I think of the pervert who ran a few hundred meters and captured and stole girls' underwear, I can't help but be excited! ”
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The bald head is self-righteous, and it suddenly caused a noisy discussion among the security crowd, some of whom are bald and strong in disguise, and some who lament the declining world, anyway, there is anything to say.
"No, no, no! I'm not the one you look for excitement in your mouth, I don't know them at all, it was this Xu Zixiong who suddenly broke into the women's bathroom, and wanted to insult me, you saw it with your own eyes just now! Liu Shuya saw that her act of taking out the photo made the whole incident magically reversed, and she was so anxious that her face turned red, and she pointed to the place where she had just fallen.
Xu Zixiong looked down in the direction pointed by Liu Shuya, and also found the blood stains that made people think about it, so he quickly wiped it with his foot quietly. Now Xu Zixiong has finally figured out why the bald head will give himself a slap as soon as he comes up, it turns out that it is all caused by nosebleeds!
"Hehe..." Seeing Xu Zixiong's small movements, the security captain couldn't help laughing, and there was a look on his face that I understand what you mean. After all, after relieving himself, the bald head found that although Liu Shuya's clothes were a little messy, there was no symptom of being violated at all.
Yu Wenxi first glanced at the bloodstains under Xu Zixiong's feet, and then looked at Liu Shuya's pants, and suddenly showed an expression of sudden realization, and grinned unconsciously, "Xu Zixiong is also a guy with a colored heart and no guts after a long time." ”
"Take away, take the team!" Bald Qiang noticed the smile on Yu Wenxi's face, and immediately affirmed his idea just now, and with a wave of his hand, he was about to take the three of them back to the security department.
Liu Shuya's identity as a victim fell out all of a sudden, and the aggrieved Liu Shuya was in tears, and she picked up her mobile phone and was about to call Wu Laihua....