Xiao Yu after an all-nighter woke up within three hours. It's a habit that has been cultivated over the years.

Today is no exception. It's just that this time it wasn't a natural awakening, but someone was called out - Diana.

"Boss, why did you wake me up so early?" Xiao Yu was lying on the bed, Diana was standing next to the bed, she was wearing a pink nightdress, this skirt was obviously a little short, the hem could only cover one-third of the thighs, and the rest was so naked - exposed in front of Xiao Yu, the white and delicate skin looked at Xiao Yu and wanted to pounce on it and take a bite.

"I want to go back to school." Diana sat down on Xiao Yu's computer chair as she spoke.

"Reply, that's what you're calling me for? I'm on it. Xiao Yu was facing inward when he slept, and he wanted to turn his body around as he spoke, but he felt that something was wrong, and he just turned half and turned back.

"I want you to go back with me." Diana said again.

"Huh? I'll accompany you? ”

"What? Isn't it possible? ”

"Okay, of course, what are you going to do back? What about Ji-eun? ”

Diana: "She's sleeping, she didn't go offline until after 5 o'clock this morning, and she rarely stays up all night. ”

"Aren't you too? It's better for girls to stay up late, otherwise they are prone to premature aging. ”

"It's okay, I'm used to it, I'm going to [Skull Cave] tonight? I'm only level 15, is that enough? Diana got back to the game.

Xiao Yu: "It stands to reason that it's not enough, but it depends on who leads the team, don't worry." ”

Diana: "Then you have to protect me and don't let me hang up." ”

"No problem, you can't die if I die, that ...... If you're going back to school, should you go back and change your clothes? ”

"Well, I'll change it now."

Watching Diana walk out of the bedroom, Xiao Yu pressed his neck with his hand, twisting his head and talking just now made him tired enough, and he had to have cramps if he talked like this for a while.

"Made, men are so troublesome, they will be hard when they wake up from sleep every day, what's the use of this thing being too big? It's thick, it's not that long......" Xiao Yu stared at his lower body and muttered helplessly.

Fortunately, when he slept just now, he was facing inward, otherwise Diana would have been embarrassed to see it, Xiao Yu worked hard to be lucky, and the Optimus Prime under his crotch slowly softened.

……

"I wish it was summer all year round." Walking on the street, Xiao Yu was obligated to help Diana hold up the sun umbrella.

"Why do you say that?" Diana wore a denim skirt and a white T-shirt on her upper body, and through the thin blouse, her pink underwear that covered the two mountains on her chest loomed.

"Girls wear less in the summer, and men have eyes." Xiao Yu said as he looked around.

Diana smiled: "Men are all virtuous, lustful!" ”

"Well, that's true." Xiao Yu nodded and admitted: "However, then again, women wear beautiful clothes and walk on the street, isn't it still to show men?" If the man doesn't appreciate it, she will also feel bored, and desperate suicide may not, but disappointment and sadness are inevitable. ”

Diana shrugged: "Fallacy, it is the nature of girls to love beauty, wearing beautiful clothes is first because they feel comfortable, I have never thought of deliberately dressing up in order to please others, and the eyes of men now look at you are all lustful, and I feel sick to my stomach when I think of this." ”

Xiao Yu: "That's because you haven't met someone you like, once you do, your mind will change completely, women are pleasing to themselves, can you understand this?" ”

Diana thought for a moment: "Maybe, what about you?" Looking at your old-fashioned appearance, you shouldn't be young, right? Do you have a girlfriend? ”

Xiao Yu: "There were. ”

Diana: "And now? ”

Xiao Yu: "Lost." ”

Diana: "Hehe, is that what your in-game name means?" ”

Xiao Yu: "Well, sooner or later, I will win it back." ”

Diana looked at Xiao Yu's serious appearance, and couldn't tell if he was joking.

"What kind of girl do you like?" Diana asked again.

Xiao Yu: "Just look good." ”

Diana: "What about the others?" ”

Xiao Yu: "Be honest, don't lie to me!" ”

……

The distance from the apartment to the school was not too far, Xiao Yu accompanied Diana to chat and walk, and soon arrived.

On the way, Xiao Yu also figured out why Diana would let her accompany her, three words: be a coolie!

Diana is already a senior student, just started school a few days ago, because it is the last year of four years of college, so there are very few classes, in order to play games conveniently, she wants to move some of the dormitory salutes into the apartment area, ready to live in the apartment for a long time in the future, and the main reason for bringing Xiao Yu is to carry the bag.

Walking on campus, watching pairs of couples walking together, Xiao Yu did not shy away from looking at them with his eyes, I was really envious, it was good to go to college, carefree, and I could fall in love, but he soon found another problem: the girls in this school are really ugly.

He is looking at others, others are also looking at him, it is not uncommon for a Chinese boy and a foreign girl to walk together, but if the gap between the two is too big, the eyes of the people around him will change.

Needless to say, Diana's beauty belongs to the typical kind of men and women who eat it.

But Xiao Yu's image is really a bit flattering, he wears sunglasses, holds a cigarette, and his hair is messy, like a hen's nest that has been ravaged by a wild dog, with a pair of stall slippers for 10 yuan under his feet, the jeans on his lower body have already faded because he has washed too much, and the black T-shirt on his upper body seems to be a little small, wrapped around his body like a rag, but the sun umbrella in his hand is quite beautiful, and he is just a complete set with the beauties around him.

"A flower in cow dung!" A couple who couldn't see it deliberately muttered when they passed by Xiao Yu's side.

"That's better than having no flowers and a dog's tail grass." Xiao Yu's voice replied loud and loud, and the angry Diana twisted his arm vigorously.

"Who are you talking about?" The couple stopped when they heard the voice.

"What do you say?" Xiao Yu also stopped, he turned around and looked up and down at the couple in front of him, the man was 1.75 meters tall, very thin, and looked like the monkey brother in the new version of Journey to the West, and the girl holding his hand was at least two thicker than him, and the swimming rings on his waist were three or four large and small, looking like Zhu Bajie's sister.

This monkey brother didn't see Xiao Yu's appearance clearly just now, and now he looks at it face to face, the kid with sunglasses in front of him is really not small, although he is sloppy in his clothes, but his body size is very standard, he is more than one meter eight, the muscles on his chest are bulging and tall, and his two arms are thick like the hind legs of a jujube red horse.

"Husband, let's go quickly, I'm in a hurry to buy a dress, and the house will close when it's late."

The pig sister next to Brother Monkey also saw the gap between the two, the guy in front of him looked like a hooligan, and he really wanted to make a move, just from his physique, he could see that his brother Monkey was by no means the opponent of this product.

Looking at the departing couple, Diana stabbed Xiao Yu's arm: "Look at the fierce way you looked just now, do you really want to fight with someone?" ”

Xiao Yu smiled: "How can I be, am I that kind of person?" ”

"But that girl is so fat that she dares to wear a skirt, I really admire her courage." Diana remembered what Pig Sister had just said.

"What if you were as fat as her?" Xiao Yu asked curiously.

Diana: "Suicide by jumping into the sea!" ”

Not far from the entrance of the school, the dormitory building for international students is a six-story square European-style building, and the quaint architectural decoration style reminds Xiao Yu of the aristocratic castles described in knight novels at first glance.

"What I like most about this school is this dormitory for international students." Diana sighed.

"I'll build one for you later." Xiao Yu said casually, and then added: "In the game." ”

"Scared me, I thought it was in reality." Diana said with a smile.

Xiao Yu: "In reality? It's not impossible in reality. ”

"Hehe, do you know what this building is worth?"

"No matter how high the value is, it is also created by people, and others can do it, why can't I?" Xiao Yu said lightly.

Diana turned her head to look at Xiao Yu.

"What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that? Not convinced? ”

Diana shook her head: "It's not that I don't believe it, it's that it's unrealistic, at least with what we're doing now......"

"What if I could?" Xiao Yu interrupted Diana: "I mean, if I rely on the income from the game, I can build such a castle in reality?" ”

"Then ......" Diana thought for a moment, and suddenly smiled mischievously: "I'll marry you!" ”

Xiao Yu stared at Diana's eyes for a while, and then smiled: "Okay, this is what you said, a word is a certainty!" No repentance! ”

"Well, no regrets!"

It's a joke, it's a joke, at least Diana thinks it's a joke, but what about Xiao Yu?

"I'm sorry, but this is a special apartment for international students, and Chinese students and other miscellaneous people are not allowed to go up." Arriving at the door of the apartment, Xiao Yu was about to follow Diana upstairs when a young security guard in uniform stopped him.

"What is this rule?" Xiao Yu frowned, and his eyes looked at Diana on the side.

"I'm going to move some things out, he's my friend, he's here to help me carry my luggage, can you be accommodating?" From Diana's words, Xiao Yu heard that the security guard didn't mean to embarrass herself.

"Then, come and take a note, the longest should not exceed half an hour."

Following the security guard to the guardhouse, Xiao Yu picked up a pen on the table and began to fill in his information in a yellow notebook.

At this moment, a person walked out of the inner room of the guardhouse, this person was also wearing a security uniform, and he was a little shorter than the one just now: "Xiao Wang, what time did you play last night?" What's the catch? What about 007? Not here yet? ”

"No, he stayed up all night yesterday, so I guess he hasn't gotten up yet." The security guard named Xiao Wang replied while telling Xiao Yu how to fill in the registration information.

"This kid is really lucky, he just played for two days and exploded a red martial arts, it's still level 15, and I'm still using a level 5 blue suit, hey, the game of God Tribulation, the equipment is too difficult to play." The security guard who came out later complained.

"You can pull it down, his weapon is explosive, it was given by someone else."

"Someone else's gift? Holy, who? Who is so generous? Can even Hongwu give it to him? I'll just say, with his character, he can burn high incense in a green outfit, and this time there is a level 15 red martial arts, is there something wrong with the system program? ”

"He took a good job, helping others to go undercover in the 'vermin's family, and the patriarch blew up when he took him to play a copy, and then gave it to him......"

Hearing this, Xiao Yu and Diana looked at the security guard named Xiao Wang together.

"Brother Security Guard, you also play the Divine Tribulation?" Xiao Yu asked with a smile.

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(Xiao Jiu also learned to build a book friend group, the group number is [323198893], everyone understands what it means, right?) Reading books and not joining the group, the male plays the little JJ a hundred times, and the female plays the ...... 200 strokes)