Chapter 178: Toni-sensei
In order to attend the variety show, Zhang Xiaofei also took Xue Fei and Qiao to the mall to make a purchase.
If you really dress badly during the variety show interview, then you can really apologize to the people of the world.
After really shopping with those two guys, Zhang Xiaofei really felt the horror of straight men, the way the two of them purchased was basically to go to a certain store, ask the clerk if there were any good recommendations, and after getting the clerk's recommendation, wear it on the body and try it, as long as the clothes still fit, they are ready to pay the bill to end this shopping trip.
Zhang Xiaofei prevented the two of them from paying the bill again and again, making the clerks in the clothing store look at her with extremely unkind eyes.
Every set of clothes that the two of them tried on had problems in Zhang Xiaofei's opinion, and they were not good enough.
This is another game of mutual torture, the two straight men keep challenging Zhang Xiaofei's aesthetic offline, and Miss Zhang constantly challenges the patience of the two straight men to go offline.
In the end, Xue Fei's whole body was numb, and every time he went to a new store, he sat down on that chair, waiting for Zhang Xiaofei to throw a bunch of clothes on him, and then change them again and again.
Xue Fei remembered that when he was very young, his sister liked to play a dress-up game, and his sister could match thousands of costumes in the game, and at this time, Zhang Xiaofei's appearance of picking out clothes for him was inexplicably similar to his sister's appearance of playing a dress-up game.
After tossing for a whole day, Zhang Xiaofei didn't find a suitable set of clothes.
"Miss Zhang, you spare the two of us, you will be killed by you!"
"Haven't you heard of this? People rely on clothes, horses rely on saddles, there are no good-looking clothes, you will not only not add points to that variety show, but will deduct points upside down! ”
"But I think the several sets of clothes I tried before are very good, and they are all very famous brands, and they don't seem to be very cheap."
Zhang Xiaofei jumped up on the spot and hammered Xue Fei, "What do you know!" Really high-end people don't wear those so-called famous brands, they are all privately customized clothes! ”
"No, don't you see those rich people who hang out on TV every day wearing super cheap clothes? There are also people who have a lot of people to nibble on hamburgers! ”
"People don't need to rely on any external appearance to support them, their wealth is famous all over the world, can you?!"
"Cut." Xue Fei didn't continue, but we all know what he wants to express, and none of the rich people on TV have any money for him.
Zhang Xiaofei naturally knew what he wanted to say, "If you are willing to announce your true identity, there is no problem with what you wear to variety shows, are you willing to make it public?" ”
The words "I ......" came to an abrupt end, and Xue Fei was depressed to find that Zhang Xiaofei was always able to pinch his death hole just right.
"So boy, don't complain and be honest about picking out clothes!"
"Bridge bean sacks!" Xue Fei, who was already tired of being a dog, jumped up again to express his protest.
"What's wrong again?"
"Youkang, we've been shopping around this place for a whole day, I think it's okay, and we won't be satisfied with it, so it's better to go back first."
Qiao Fei frantically pushed Xue Fei with his elbow, and then hinted madly with his eyes, "You're crazy!" Today is already going to kill us, you come back for another day, don't you want to live? ”
"What can I do? Otherwise, this aunt and grandmother can really pick it up until midnight! ”
"Hurry up and think of a way with your invincible platinum star!"
"Iron Juice, what's the matter with you playing at such a critical time? And don't you think it's a bit too difficult to hint at such a long list of content with your eyes? ”
"Don't you think your lines are too long? You're going to have your eyes blow. ”
"You're the same!"
Zhang Xiaofei gave each of these two guys who were squeezing their eyebrows a kick, "What are you doing?" In broad daylight, it's not good for you two big men to be purple on the street. ”
“……”
Zhang Xiaofei clapped her hands and sighed, "Alas, you can find another place to visit tomorrow!" ”
Joe, who didn't want to endure the torture anymore, spoke in a hurry, "Didn't you say that high-end people wear private custom-made products?" You see, we can't get those custom-made clothes, and you won't be satisfied with the clothes here, so let's just make it up! ”
"That's right!" With his right hand into a fist and his left hand into a palm, he slammed it, "Why do I have to buy you clothes in this place?" I'm really Shi Lezhi, wouldn't it be better if I just asked Toni to order clothes for you? ”
Zhang Xiaofei got into her car at the speed of light and slammed the door, "It's too late to explain, get in the car!" ”
Although I don't know what bad idea Miss Zhang came up with, the two straight men can only follow obediently.
The two people sitting in the back seat of the car started biting their ears again, "What the hell is Toni-sensei!" That's a lot of slots! ”
"I'm so bold to predict that Mr. Toni is a sissy!"
"Then I'll add one."
It would not take long for Miss Zhang's car to travel farther, and they soon came to a dilapidated alley.
This made the two of them even more confused, didn't they want to order clothes? How did you get to such a place?
There are many privileges to have a good relationship between friends, such as asking any questions directly.
"You're going to pick up garbage here?" Well, generally speaking, the degree of your poisonous tongue can be a very good reflection of your intimacy with that person.
"Fuck off! We are here to find the master, I tell you, wait a moment to see the master, you must be respectful, the temper of the master is very strange, although I have a good relationship with the master, but there is no guarantee that she will make clothes for you. ”
"What's wrong with these masters, why do they like to go to this kind of place where no one is around!"
"What qualifications do you have to talk about others, aren't you looking for a place to live yourself?"
"Huh? I? I'm not a master. ”
Zhang Xiaofei felt that he was completely defeated, and the guy who created the artificial intelligence said that he was not a master, I (Zhang's foul mouth) begged you to be a person!
Zhang Xiaofei didn't have time to get angry, desperately searching the memories in her head to find Toni's residence.
After turning around in the alley for a long time, I finally came to a small wooden door, which was obviously some years old, and there was a small plaque hanging on the small door, which read "Tailor Shop" in traditional Chinese.
Zhang Xiaofei knocked lightly on the door, "Master Toni, are you there?" I'm Xiaofei! ”
The door creaked open, and the person who opened the door was a gray-haired grandmother who was mentally abnormal.
Zhang Xiaofei hurriedly held the grandmother's hand and said softly, "Grandma, I'm coming to see you!" ”
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