"Hmm~ha~ha! I completely forgot. Hachiman, this is a service company, right? ”

The timber seat began to pretend again, and let out a strange laugh at me.

What kind of laughter is that? I've never heard of it.

"Yes, this is the Servant Society."

After answering for me under the snow, Kikiza quickly glanced at her, then turned his gaze back. Why the hell are you looking at me all the time?

"Original...... Hara~ I see, if it's really as Hiratsuka-sensei suggests, then Hachiman, you're obligated to fulfill my wish, right? Hundreds of years later, we still maintain a master-slave relationship...... It seems that this is also the arrangement of the Great Bodhisattva of Hachiman. ”

"The Ministry of Service doesn't guarantee that your wishes will be granted, we're just helping you."

"Hmm~Hmm. Then Hachiman, give me a hand. Huhuhu, speaking of which, our relationship is equal. Let's take control of the world again, as we have done in the past! ”

"Didn't you just say that we are master and slave? Also, why do you keep looking at me? ”

"Gollum! We don't need to worry about the little things, and I give you that power. ”

The timber coughed in an unbelievable way, presumably trying to confuse the past, and then continued to face me.

"I'm sorry, it seems that this era is much more filthy than in the past, and people's hearts are not ancient. I really miss the Muromachi period...... Hachiman, don't you think so? ”

"I don't think so, tell me what's the matter with you?" Sure enough, Hachiman still couldn't keep up with the timber seat~

"......Uhh

Sakura and Yubihama didn't seem to be able to adapt to the appearance of the timber seat, and subconsciously took two steps back~

"Biqigu-san, borrow a step to speak......"

At this moment, he tugged at my sleeve under the snow and leaned into my ear and asked, ""

"What is the Jianhao general he is talking about?"

The lovely face under the snow was close in front of me, and I could smell her scent.

It's a pity that the words that come out are not emotional.

Yawata can answer this question in one sentence.

"That's the second disease, the second disease."

"Secondary two disease?"

The snow looked at me in bewilderment. At this time, Hachiman suddenly felt that the shape of the girl's lips was cute enough, which was a big discovery.

"Is that a disease?"

Akiba, who was listening from the sidelines, also joined the conversation.

"It's not a real disease, you can treat it as a professional term, specifically used to describe some specific groups~"

The so-called secondary two disease refers to the fact that students around the second year of secondary school often behave in words and deeds that make everyone headaches.

As for the level of the timber seat, he is already in the late stage of middle and second disease, and he always thinks that he is different from others, what kind of seal does he have on his body, the power of sleep, etc.~

He longs for special abilities and incredible powers that appear in comics, video games, and light novels, and deliberately pretends that he has those abilities as well. In order to make everything reasonable, since you have that ability, you have to help yourself add the legendary reincarnation of a warrior, a person chosen by the gods, a spy of the agency, and so on, and then act according to those settings.

"Why do you want to do this?"

"It must be because it's handsome." Hachiman said as a matter of course.

"That~Xiaoqi, are you also this kind of person~"

When Yubihama asked this question, Hachiman found that there were suddenly a few eyes staring nervously at him, making him feel like he was on pins and needles~

"Uh~ this...... I've graduated from secondary school 2~"

I don't know if it's Hachiman's illusion, but after saying this answer, Hachiman heard a few sounds of relief~

"Then why does he consider Hachiman as his companion~"

"Because he is based on the setting of Ashikaga Yoshiteru, the thirteenth shogun of the Muromachi shogunate, and he is eighty percent associated with the Great Bodhisattva of Hachiman from my name, and Seiwa Genji regards him as a devotional sacrifice to the god of martial arts. You should know about Tsuruoka Hachimangu Shrine, right? ”

Hearing this, there was a sudden silence under the snow. I asked her "what's wrong" with my eyes, and she looked at me with wide eyes and said:

"It's amazing that you know so well."

“…… It's fine. "After all, Hachiman has read the original book and still knows a little about these~

"It's really annoying that he keeps quoting history, but at least he makes a setting based on past history, so it's a little better."

After hearing this, Xue Xia glanced at the timber seat, and asked with an expression of disgust from the bottom of his heart:

“…… Is there anything worse? ”

"Yes."

"I'll just listen to it, how bad is it?"

"Eh~ Forget it" I know that in the original book, when Hachiman said this, after Yukimi and Yubihama looked at him, Hachiman decisively gave up his plan to continue talking, after all, it would be a fool to jump down knowing that there was a pit in front of him~

"Eh~ Why didn't you say it?" Before he could react under the snow, Yubihama rushed to say.

After hearing Yubi's words, Hachiman glanced at Yubihama and thought to himself:

"In the original book, Hachiman was despised by you after saying this paragraph, how could I still make such a mistake now~"

"Actually, it doesn't make any sense for me to listen to these things, after all, you can never understand what people with secondary diseases are thinking~"

Hachiman quickly found an excuse~

"That's right, listening to this kind of thing all the time is simply insulting my ears~"

Xue Xia calmly said the words of the poisonous tongue.

"Naza-san, did you commission us to help you solve this quirk?"

Under the snow, he slowly walked in front of the timber seat.

“…… Hachiman, Yu came all the way to this place according to the contract with you, in order to fulfill my wish. That is the sublime and holy desire, and the only desire. ”

The timber looked at me, ignoring the presence beneath the snow. You even use the first person and the second person in a mess, how messy is your head?

At this time, Hachiman suddenly noticed one thing—if I talked to him under the snow, he would definitely turn his head to look at me.

I can feel the mood of the timber seat. If I didn't know the nature of the snow and was accosted by her, I would have been overwhelmed and couldn't look at her face properly.

But under the snow, there is no ordinary person's heart, and he does not know how to sympathize with the innocence of men.

"Now I'm talking to you. Please keep a good eye on me while I'm talking. ”

The sound under the snow was quite cold, and she grabbed the wood seat by the collar and pulled him back to the front.

"Well~ Yukino, don't get excited, let him go first~" Akiba hurriedly walked up and persuaded.

After hearing Akiba's words, he let go of his hand under the snow. The timber coughed a few times, it seems that now is not the time to act.

“…… Goo, goo, gooha, it really scares me. ”

"Don't talk like that."

“……”

Hearing the cold sound under the snow, the timber seat silently lowered his head~

"Na~ What do you think this is?" Sakura picked up a piece of paper on the ground and said.

"This ...... This is ......" After hearing Sakura's voice, Hachiman also subconsciously picked up one, but as soon as he saw the words on it, he couldn't help but let out an exclamation~