Chapter 50: This Son Is a Little Reckless
Since five million has become a person, and he is still calling one by one, Lin Xun is embarrassed to call people five million, so he has to give a big name.
Lin Xun kept telling himself in his heart that doing this did not mean that he had recognized this son, but that he had taken humanitarian care for his pets out of his own good cultivation and moral concepts.
"Five million, I'll discuss something with you."
"Dad, you can just tell me if you have something."
"In the future, you still don't call five million, I'll give you a big name, from today on, you will be called Lin Shuo."
……
All day long, five million felt very happy that they finally had a name, and like their father, they were all surnamed Lin.
Although he thinks it's not bad to call it "five million".
The little guy's mind is so simple, he will be happy to get something new, regardless of whether the thing he gets is useful or not.
The two men hid in a hole under the cliff to avoid the rain, and waited from morning to evening before finally stopping the rain.
Throughout the day, the cultivation assistant did not refresh the task, and Lin Xun suspected that it was blown up by the formation.
However.
Just as the rain stopped, he received a prompt for the task to refresh.
This time, task 2 is still refreshed, while task 4 is shown as unreachable.
"Mission 2 (New): The Emperor's New Clothes
What's in the underwater world? Why don't you check it out?
Participate in the Undersea City banquet as Ryan and successfully meet the emperor of the undersea city to complete the mission. ”
"This task is completely released according to the scene, and the cultivation assistant lives up to its name, and it is really reliable."
Lin Xun was actually worried that the release of this mission was unrealistic, for example, he was wandering on a desert island now, but the mission release asked him to go to the Lingxi Valley to pick spirit grass spirit stones, which was deliberately embarrassing him.
If you embarrass him for a few days in a row, then he will be useless.
However, in the current situation, it seems that this tailor-made cultivation assistant does not have that kind of situation, it is for the purpose of assisting the growth of the Waste Wood Sovereign, not for the purpose of killing the other party.
"I feel like I'm getting closer to the truth, and it's time for this ring-by-ring task to end, right? Ah, I'm so tired, I'll lie down for a while. ”
When Lin Xun was lying down and resting, Lin Shuo went out, and when Lin Xun woke up, the first thing he saw when he opened his eyes was a round head.
Then, his gaze froze.
The sense of smell was one step ahead and the strong aroma of barbecue was heard.
Grunt.
The stomach actually barked very angrily.
"Lin Shuo, what are you doing?"
Lin Xun didn't know what expression he should use to face this little guy at this time, he felt terrible.
Why is there a human head on the ground?
Why does it smell like barbecue?
Ah, damn it, do you have to do this when he's so hungry that his chest is pressed against his back?
Are you trying to make me hungry or make me throw up?
"I'm cooking dinner for my dad."
Lin Shuo turned his head and happily raised the meat steak in his hand and smiled.
This smile was captured by Lin Xun's sight, and he understood many meanings in an instant.
Grip! Grass!
Don't, don't call me Daddy, can I call you Daddy?
Lin Xun suddenly climbed up from the ground, and his whole body was in good spirits.
"What kind of meat are you stepping on?!"
Looking at the head at his feet, and then at the meat chop in Lin Shuo's hand, he only had one thought, I, Lin someone, may never eat meat in my life.
What the hell, did you kid do it on purpose?
Lao Tzu will not eat people even if he starves to death.
In fact, Lin Shuo is also very innocent, he doesn't know why his father is angry.
"It's beef, Daddy."
While his father was resting, he finally killed a bison, took down the two most tender pieces of meat, carefully rubbed the salt, and sat patiently here to roast for a long time, during which wild monkeys came to attack, and he also subdued them one by one, and even cut off the heads of their leaders as trophies for his father to see.
If Dad doesn't buy it, forget it, why do you still throw up?
"You get these things out of here for me." Lin Xun touched the goosebumps on his arm.
He was so frightened that he was half-asleep and half-awake, causing him to look at the ape's head as a human head.
No, in fact, he can't be blamed for being wrong, the creatures on this island are indeed not normal, they look too much like people, and it is really easy to make mistakes in dim light.
"Dad, are you ......?"
Lin Shuo suddenly thought of a great possibility, and his eyes became serious.
"What are you thinking about?"
This kid is good at everything, but his brain is not very good.
Seeing this kid put on a serious expression, Lin Xun vaguely felt uneasy.
There must not be any good fart.
"Dad, don't worry, I will take good care of you, I'll go get some sweet and sour fruit to relieve your greasy."
Lin Shuo packed up the bloody objects in the cave as quickly as he could, and rushed out in the heavy rain.
Yes, it must be.
Dad must be pregnant again.
No wonder my father is so short-tempered and loves to vomit, which is exactly the same as what is written in the book.
Lin Shuo is actually inexperienced in how to take care of his pregnant father, but in this era when it is very convenient to obtain knowledge, he will soon know.
Lin Xun watched him run out, he was stunned, and he couldn't stop him.
Why is this kid's body so good, don't you know how tired he is?
Affected by the explosion of the magic circle, not only was he not injured, he did not die, but he even turned into a blessing in disguise.
Speaking of which, he is not a human at all, but a bird of prey, an ancient divine beast phoenix, and it seems understandable if he is stronger.
Well, to be able to understand is to be able to understand......
But I always feel that something is weird.
But in ten minutes, Lin Shuo came back again, holding a bag of fruits in his arms, although they all looked strange, but there were no more "head and face" horror objects.
"Dad, I've tried it for you, and it's all non-toxic."
Lin Xun was shocked again, this stupid boy is crazy, why do you still test poison with your own body, in case you poison yourself, what should you do with Lao Tzu.
"Although it is not poisonous......"
Yes?
What do you mean, kid, co-authoring these things is not poisonous, do you still feel wronged by me?
“…… But it's not unpleasant either. ”
Lin Shuo wiped the rain from his bangs and smiled innocently.
"Lin Shuo, don't you breathe when you talk in the future?"
After the head incident, Lin Xun was scared again, this son really can't be recognized, and he can't communicate with different races.
Lin Xun suddenly remembered the scene of this little thing running around with poisonous weeds in his mouth when he was a child, maybe he was really not afraid of poison.
Wizards.
How high does it have to be to be so resistant?
Thinking that such a genius was actually calling his father, Lin Xun was a little inflated.
Although he has not yet thought about recognizing such a big son.
"Dad, what do you mean by gasping?"
“……”
Forget it, such a genius, don't do it.