"I... I'm fine, I'm in good shape, I can play a stable long-range output later, don't worry. ”

After knowing that his strangeness was slightly noticed, Ruoyu quietly stepped on Ouyang Xiu's foot and twisted it desperately.

"Are you alright? It's okay, let's go into battle according to the battles we discussed earlier. ”

Then Hercules took Ouyang Xiu and Ruoyu to talk while walking, and analyzed the countermeasures they discussed one by one along the way, pointing out that the golden cicada was shelled, throwing bricks and attracting jade, borrowing a knife to kill, waiting for work, capturing the thief and capturing the king, robbing while the fire was taking advantage of the fire, closing the door to catch the thief, fishing in troubled waters, fighting grass and startling snakes, hiding the sky and crossing the sea, counter-plotting, hiding a knife in a smile, holding the sheep by the hand, turning the tiger away from the mountain, Li Dai Taozhuang, pointing at the mulberry and scolding the acacia, watching the fire from the other side, blooming on the tree, secretly crossing the Chen Cang, going to the upper plan, fake idiot is not crazy, wanting to capture the old man, drawing salary at the bottom of the kettle, empty city plan, bitter meat plan, long-distance close attack, Anti-guest-oriented, going to the house to draw ladders, stealing beams and changing pillars, making something out of nothing, beauty schemes, borrowing corpses to return the soul, striking the east and west, encircling Wei to save Zhao, serial schemes, false ways to cut down and so on, all kinds of operations are narrated.

He shook his head and shook his head, and his head was the way.

"We also analyzed ten formations to choose from -

A long snake array, a long rainbow through the sun;

The two dragons came out of the water array, and their claws were captured together.

Three talents Taiyi array, three-legged standing;

Four elephants Luohe array, four mixed elements.

Five tigers and sheep formations, all points entered;

Liuyu even a phalanx, all degrees square.

Seven-Star Beidou Array, Taiyi Nether;

Eight Golden Lock Arrays, Eight Immortals.

Jiuqu Yellow River Array, flying sand devours life;

Ambush array on all sides, heroic souls. ”

Ouyang Xiu hugged Ruoyu in his arms and smiled very patiently, reminding him of his former university dormitory.

If the topics that girls like to talk about before going to bed are which senior is handsome, which ex-boyfriend is the most scummy, and which warm man is the cutest.

Then the boys are relatively much more single-minded, no matter which topic they start with, the international situation, oil futures, the history of the Han and Tang Dynasties, world classics, electronic products, cutting-edge technology, luxury brands, and figure out people's hearts.....

In the end, it will return to an eternal topic - how to chase girls.

As the saying goes, men chase women across mountains, men chase men across the veil....

Chasing girls is not so easy, and it can be said that it is the most headache for countless young students.

How to chase?

How to chase?

Where to start?

Make an appointment for dinner or watch a movie first?

Whether it is a great talent who has flipped through history books, or a high-achieving student who has studied the past and the present, he will fall into this strange circle of philosophical thinking.

This problem, asked the senior, the senior shook his head, asked the teacher, the teacher sighed, I can't find it in the book, I can't find it on the mobile phone.

When I dreamed back at midnight, I couldn't bear the thirst for knowledge, and I wanted to go to Baidu, but I found that the Internet was full of clichés and earthy love words, which were numb when I looked at them, and there was no meaning and value of actual operation at all.

At this time, there are often one or two roommates who can answer questions and put forward their own experience and understanding of this age-old problem.

It is simply a love mentor of life, the method is all-encompassing, the listener is not without emotion, this unpredictable operation, the pinnacle of skills.

When I first heard it, my eyes lit up, and then I fell into thinking and admired his talent.

But the most puzzling thing is that such people who have been through the world often have never had love experience, and may blush when talking to girls, let alone the opportunity to communicate with girls in depth.

They are the love mentors of their roommates and the love assistants of online chats, but they are alone and have become a mystery for the ages.

And those who have "been in the midst of thousands of flowers, not a single leaf is touched", and have many love experiences, in the face of this kind of problem, they are often silent, silent, and occasionally sigh for a long time, as if he is the loser.

This makes people wonder, people with 0 experience talk eloquently, making people immersive, as if they have attained the Tao.

The love saint who can make the little girl giggle in two sentences, but he often can't give valuable opinions and suggestions, and he quietly listens to everyone's analysis and explanation, and sometimes taps his head to show affirmation.

Ouyang Xiu used to be the most loyal listener, listening to the big brother with 0 experience tell his heroic epic stories, such as:

(1) Banhua saw him this morning, nodded and smiled, what does this mean?

This represents the implied favor, why nodding is an affirmation of his appearance, why smiling, is a secret promise to him.

But he didn't say anything, smiled and waved into the classroom, picked up the book, and listened carefully, as if he were a respected monk.

(The real plot is that the big brother with 0 experience ambushed Banhua in the morning, deliberately stepped on Banhua to go to the point of the classroom, pretended to pass by by by chance, and smiled and waved.)

Out of politeness, Ban Hua smiled awkwardly for a while, turned around and left. ）

(2) On the basketball court, seeing his handsome dribbling and handsome appearance, the girls passing by stopped and watched, their eyes flashing with the light of spring heart. How can this be done?

Of course, it is to buy a pair of handsome basketball shoes, brand new basketball uniforms, girls don't paddle in place, girls come to Jordan possession, can dunk and never shoot.

Basketball can not hit, the posture must be handsome!

To be chic and coherent, not to drag the mud and water, rather to walk with the ball, elbow attack layup, but also to play the most handsome posture, the most elegant operation.

The flowers are gradually charming to the eye, and the asakusa can have no horseshoe.

The dormitory students who have studied hard all the way have never heard of such a wonderful explanation and such a heart-wrenching story. contributed their own snacks and looked forward to the next plot with applause.

(The real plot is that in order to attract the attention of girls, the big brother with 0 experience operates as fiercely as a tiger, and the score is 0-5.)

There is actually only one reason why girls come to watch the game, that is, there is a handsome little brother senior on the court. Don't say anything handsome, in their opinion, even if the little brother can't make ten shots, it is a problem with the frame. ）

(3) After he joined the Literature Society, Hua Ruoyu followed him to join the Literature Society, what does this mean?

Does this need to be asked?

It's just a question to give.

Of course, the literary literacy contained in his body was discovered, "there is poetry and books in his belly", which is himself, talented, domineering, handsome, etc., as long as he can say it, he will wear it on his body.

Of course, the dormitory roommate won't believe this kind of nonsense at first, of course, he will dig deeper and inquire....

My good boy~

After joining the company, one after the other, it was tightly knit, and the tie flower actually liked his rubbing?

Although the truth is hard to believe, the evidence is hammered!

(The real plot is....) Please listen to the next breakdown~)

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