Chapter 5 Aunt Uejo, huh? The upper strip is hemp
The boy lay on the ground in front of the supermarket, looking at the broken eggs in front of him with teary eyes.
The face of decay, the face of lovelessness, the head of the hedgehog that exploded high, as if complaining to the heavens about the injustice of his fate, to rise up and resist.
"Unfortunate~~~"
It's really an aunt! Ah, no! Be a mother, no, no, be hemp, be a hemp!
Inoue Hideka repeatedly corrected himself not to be influenced by the two-dimensional information of his previous life, which was very rude.
Now is not the time to care about this ...
"No~~Don't be like this~~ You're ashamed~~"
Looking at Shangjo Dangma lying on the ground with a resentful look abandoned by God, and speaking in a very middle two speech, Inoue Yinghua looked like I didn't know this guy, and muttered quietly, for fear that others would hear and misunderstand something.
Actually, I don't know each other, right? Have you actually forgotten that you have made such a humiliating statement before?
"That's my nutrition for a week! How can a guy like you understand the plight of the poor! In other words, if it weren't for you not leaving the supermarket, this wouldn't have happened, right? ”
As if he had found an outlet, Kamijo roared at Inoue Yinghua like a cannon, venting his resentment of being abandoned by God.
said that it was a roar, Inoue Yinghua didn't feel that Shangjo was angry at all, it was more appropriate to say that he was complaining.
"Ahh What are you talking about! Didn't you see that I'm also here to snap up a bargain? How could I not understand the plight of the poor! ”
Although he knew that the good old man of Shangjo Dangma didn't mean to be angry, but thinking of his annoying sister's hand, Inoue Yinghua was unhappy.
Why do I have nothing as a traverser, but this guy has a harem of more than 10,000!
Obviously, as a traverser, I should replace this guy's pig's foot aura!
Of course, Inoue Yinghua is just complaining.
How did Shangjo Dangma's harem come about, no one in this world knows better than him.
Whether it's Intix, Mikoto Misaka, Bee-Eater Caoqi, or even the demon god Odinus, there is no time when he was saved by going through a lot of hardships and even leaving his own life.
"I see, you're really unlucky!"
On the surface, he made a sympathetic look, but in fact, Inoue Yinghua, who was already upset in his heart, said to Uejo Dangma.
Ha ha!
This is the price of opening a harem, God gave you a sister's hand at the same time, but also took away all your luck.
The fact that the ship has not been blessed by the wood knife is already a blessing that God has mercy on you, so you should accept it all with gratitude and silently!
It turned out that I heard that today's supermarket is making a special offer, and Shangjo Dangma is also here to buy special goods.
It's just that when I was about to go back to the dormitory after buying things, the staff pushed a long line of shopping carts that were going to be transported to the door of the supermarket, and suddenly my hand slipped, and the long line of shopping carts pushed was out of control, and the goal was clear and flew in the direction of Shangjo Dangma.
Uejo Danma ran over and over shouting to remind the people around him, and there were several people who avoided it without danger.
I was thinking of waiting for the shopping cart to lose its inertia and stop, but who knew that Inoue Yinghua, who was walking, suddenly stopped.
Seeing that he was about to hit someone, Kamijo Dangma forcibly twisted his waist and threw himself out, he was already unlucky enough, so he didn't want to involve other people anymore, so as to avoid colliding with Inoue Yinghua.
The out-of-control long queue of shopping carts was controlled by the staff who arrived at this time.
I see, that long line of shopping carts is God's agent! How could you be satisfied to go home with a special egg price!
"I don't want to do this either~~ah~~ My special eggs, my dinner~~ Go all the way!" Shangjo Dangma looked lost and lowered his head, looking so pitiful and pitiful.
"Why don't you do it, I'll treat you to dinner tonight! Thank you for your mercy, after all, none of my things were damaged. ”
Inoue Yinghua is also a little reluctant to go, if he didn't stand at the door of the supermarket without moving, maybe Shangjo could avoid the unfortunate end this time, anyway, as long as Shangjo Dangma insisted on running forward a little more, the shopping cart would be controlled.
"What do you mean by being merciful, you guy don't say it as if everything is my fault!"
"Hey! Are you a little self-aware? The source of all the misfortune that happens around you is you! ”
"Ah~~ Enough! Unfortunate~~"
Hearing Inoue Yinghua say this, Kamijo was even more lost when he was numb, and the frustrated body bent forward to play...
"Let's go! Lead the way! Looking at the appearance of Shangjo as hemp, Inoue Yinghua finally balanced his heart, and he didn't plan to laugh at Shangjo when he was hemp anymore.
"Huh? Where to? Didn't you say you were going to invite me to dinner? ”
"There is no free lunch in the world, young man, do it yourself. For dinner, of course, I will provide the ingredients, and you will make it! Okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and lead the way, go to your dorm, I'm going to starve to death"
Inoue Yinghua urged Kamijo to be hemp, and after an afternoon of shopping in the supermarket, he really felt hungry.
Inoue Yinghua said that it was not because he was worried that he would be poisoned by eating the food he cooked, so he went to Shangjo Dangma to rub rice, although he had to provide ingredients, but Shangjo Dangma didn't eat much.
Now Kamijo Dangma hasn't started to raise that bottomless pit of big stomach nun.
Thinking like this, Inoue Yinghua suddenly felt that it seemed good to go to Shangjo Dangma to eat before his economic crisis was resolved.
Of course, after the economic crisis is resolved, there is nothing wrong with occasionally rubbing over the meal.
After all, whether the food you buy is delicious or not is another matter, but in terms of nutritional value and hygiene, it is more reassuring to make it yourself.
"I knew that such a good thing would not befall Mr. Uejo."
Uejo Dangma complained over and over again, walking in front and leading the way.
"Ahh It's so full! ”
The taste is passable, not particularly delicious, but not bad, at least he can eat to his heart's content, for Inoue Yinghua at this stage, he can already make him satisfied.
Commenting so in his heart, Inoue Yinghua was even more determined about his plan to come to Shangjo Dangma to eat here.
"Speaking of which, I don't know what your name is. My name is Shang Tiao Dangma, and I am about to become a freshman in high school at the beginning of this year. ”
Sitting opposite Inoue Yinghua, Shangjo Dangma, who was already full, glanced at Inoue Yinghua like a monster, five big bowls of rice, this guy can really eat!
"Hiccup~~ My name is Inoue Yinghua, and I just entered Zhagawa Middle School this year." Satisfied with a full burp, Inoue Yinghua said lazily.
"Huh? You're a middle school student! "It's incredible, I'm a little taller than me, are all the children developing so early?
Inoue Yinghua is 1.7 meters, and Umijo is 1.68 meters, which is indeed a little taller than him.
It can only be said that the upper strip is too short.
Obviously, he is already a high school student, and the altitude is still so low, and the Tuyumen Motoharu and the blue-haired earrings in the same class as him are much taller than him, not to mention the bad priest who is more than 2 meters old at the age of 14.
"Well, yes! Comments? ”
Inoue Yinghua looked at Kamijo with disdain.
"When I'm full, it's time for me to go back. In a few moments, it will be time to get out of school completely. ”
Inoue Yinghua said and stood up, he didn't want to suffer bad at this time.
"By the way, I'll give you these things. In return, I'll come back tomorrow morning for dinner. ”
As he spoke, he picked out Musashino milk from a large pile of things and held it in his hand, not caring at all about the surprised eyes of Uejo Dangma, and opened the door and walked out.
Kamijo Danma's dormitory is not far from Inoue's dormitory, and it is only ten minutes away, so there is no need to worry about the time when school is completely over.
Kamijo Dangma looked at the messy table, and a large number of specials left by Inoue Yinghua, all of which were some tea, rice, oil, salt, vegetables, etc., and suddenly felt like they had been tricked.
Touching the head of the hedgehog that rose to the sky, Kamijo asked himself, "Is it my delusion?" ”