You were drunk when you appeared, there was no wine, I was like a poor man of absurdity, but you did not give two taels of charity, your tavern closed me, the bullet was in my heart, please tell me how to carry the bruises all over my body in the future, and smiled and forgave ~~~~~~~

Xue Fei's wonderful ringtone tells us once again not to try to guess his playlist.

Xue Fei, who had just stayed up all night, reluctantly connected the phone.

What? You say that people who stay up all night don't have their mobile phones silent, which is simply unreasonable.

Isn't this nonsense? Xue Fei's phone is silent, how can I write a story?

"Hello? Who! ”

"What are you doing, boy! I don't know how to go home for the New Year?! The long-lost roar frightened Xue Fei into being sleepy in an instant.

"Ah, Mom, what's wrong?"

How many little brothers still remember that our Xue Fei is the kind of parent who is complete, and is not a member of the starting point orphanage?

"What's the matter! You said that you don't usually go home, forget it, and you don't go home for the New Year, what do you want to do, at such an age, you don't even have a girlfriend like something, aren't you just writing it? Where can not be written? If you want me to say, you just go home, you have to run out and waste that money......"

Xue Fei listened sleepily to his mother's complaints, and hummed twice from time to time to indicate that he was still listening.

"I told you to stay up less late and pay attention to your body, you don't realize it when you're young, and you'll know when you're old."

"Mmmm, let's do it first, I still have something to do, I won't go back this year, ah, it's not easy to sell tickets, and I'm busy, ah!"

"I know you're busy, so I'll go over with your dad to see you during the Chinese New Year this year, and I'll call you when you get to the place, and come to pick us up when the time comes!"

"Oh...... Yes?? No! Wait, don't, bridge bean sacks, don't come, wait, wait......"

It's late, and the phone has been hung up.

Xue Fei couldn't care about sleeping anymore, so he rushed out and picked everyone up.

Qiao and Zhang Xiaofei, who also stayed up all night, slept very well at this time, "What are you doing, I'll talk about it later......

"I can't wait! My dad and mom are coming to me for the New Year, what should I do! ”

At this time, Qiao and Zhang Xiaofei, who were still in a semi-sleep state, did not react to the seriousness of the matter at all, "What should I do, come on, that's it?" I'm going to sleep. ”

"What do you mean by that? No, how should you let me explain to them that I am now living in a villa, living with a man and a woman, and having a baby without a girlfriend! ”

"Fog Grass ......"

The few of them had become accustomed to the slightly delicate relationship of housing together, and it was only at this time that they had to face this horrible thing.

"Why don't I move out?" Zhang Xiaofei said weakly.

"Are you stupid to be someone else? See for yourself how much of this room is yours! I won't talk about anything else, how do I explain the clothes in your two big wardrobes, I'm going to say to my mother, 'I'm sorry, I'm a women's clothing guy and I haven't told you?'" Don't me! ”

Zhang Xiaofei made up the scene in her brain a little, and felt that it was really an abnormal joy, so she didn't hold back, and laughed directly.

"You can try saying that, it's super fun! And do you want to try it, I don't mind if you wear my clothes! ”

"Try your hand at cooking! Your clothes aren't my number, okay?! ”

At this moment, Zhang Xiaofei felt that she had discovered Huadian, "That is to say, if it were your number, you would wear women's clothes, right?" ”

"Go, go, don't make a mess!" Xue Fei tortured his hair again, "And they asked me to pick them up, how can I pick them up!" ”

"I have a car!" It was Zhang Xiaofei, a little rich woman, who spoke.

"I don't know how to drive." Xue Fei said seriously.

"Neither will I." Joe hurriedly added his speech.

"What's the use of asking you two to waste!"

Xue Fei glanced at Zhang Xiaofei secretly, "Why don't you drive?" ”

"I know how to drive, but how do you explain that?"

"Chauffeur?"

"Fart, have you ever seen such a beautiful taxi driver as my wife?" Zhang Xiaofei slapped her flat chest while making a big fuss.

"That's right, there are no chauffeurs who can live with their owners."

“……”

No matter how hard these guys struggle, nothing will change much.

Time was running so fast, and Xue Fei's parents soon arrived at the city where he was staying.

Zhang Xiaofei also reluctantly became Xue Fei's exclusive driver.

We have to admire the brain replenishment ability of the parent species and the magic skill of the mandarin duck spectrum.

Before Xue Fei could introduce Zhang Xiaofei to the two, they had already made Zhang Xiaofei Xue Fei's girlfriend by default.

Then Xue Fei was counted for a while, "Look at you, how old you are, and let the girl drive, you're so embarrassed!" ”

Before Xue Fei could refute, the two of them lost interest in the son they picked up in the trash can, and turned their heads to Zhang Xiaofei and asked for warmth, "Girl, how old are you this year, where is your home, what kind of work do you do!" ”

Zhang Xiaofei didn't expect this kind of battle, and her brain was a little dizzy, answering all kinds of interrogations while driving the car.

If this kind of interrogation is in normal times, she will deal with it casually and it will pass, but the person who asked the question is Xue's father and Xue's mother, which makes her have to be cautious, on the one hand, she has to worry about saying something that should be kept secret, and on the other hand, she also wants to leave a good impression on the other party.

Although we haven't explained her love life for a long time, don't forget, Zhang Xiaofei still likes this Xue Fei.

Seeing that the possibility of attacking Xue Fei head-on is not high, it is important to make a detour from the side at this time and leave a good impression on his parents.

Xue Fei, sitting on the side was in a hurry, he didn't want to have some bad misunderstandings at this time, but he didn't know how to interject, so he had to keep kicking Zhang Xiaofei's seat in the back row.

It may be that he is really a little anxious, and his movements are a little too big.

Xue's mother slapped him on the leg, "What are you doing kid, you are not honest in the car, what are you doing with kicks, what should you do if you kick the car dirty!" And you always kick and kick doesn't affect other people's driving? Even if you are lazy, you will delay others! ”

"Ah, my bad, my bad."

Xue Fei instantly confessed, he couldn't be well-behaved.

Zhang Xiaofei felt that this was really an eye-opener, and the arrogant Xue Fei could be so well-behaved?

This kind of well-behaved Xue Fei is unexpectedly cute, no, Ah Wei quickly come out and go through a program.

I want to take pictures, I want to take a memory, I want to engrave this second forever, ahhahaha!

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