Chapter 339: There's Nothing in the World That Can't Be Solved by a Masturbation!

Ling Hutang and Hua Jizi left the Zhuangyuan Bridge and continued to look for a place to drink, Ling Hutang said: "There is a restaurant called 'Xijiangyue' in this Wushuang City, the proprietress is from the food sect, and she is the best at making fish, and there is a unique job called 'a live fish', which is delicious and abnormal, and the aftertaste is endless, so we brothers can go and taste it." ”

"Okay, let's go. It was rare for Hua Jizi to see that the eldest brother diverted his attention and went to enjoy the food, and readily agreed.

The two got off the Zhuangyuan Bridge and walked all the way west along the riverbank, Ling Hutang looked at the green trees on the riverbank, and couldn't help but recall the bits and pieces with Ren Zhiling in his mind.

After a while, the two came to Xijiangyue, and saw a long queue in front of the restaurant from a distance, and the brothers looked at each other, and said: "Big brother, I think we don't have this blessing today, why don't we go to the butcher shop in Qiaotou to buy more than a dozen catties of demon beast essence meat, and then find an open space to roast and eat?"

Ling Hutang looked at the long queue and said with a smile: "Xijiangyue's signature 'one live fish' only produces twenty-two fish a day, first come, first served, no matter what your identity or status, you can't mess with its order, it's useless for them to queue up for so long." ”

The two said that they would return the same way, and when they passed by the Zhuangyuan Bridge, Ling Hutang turned his head to look at Ye Bian Zhou at will, and found that Yue Lihua was sitting cross-legged at the head of the boat, and her body shook gently with the boat, naturally.

It looks like he's going to have to spend it with Mr. Iron at the blacksmith until the end.

Walking down the Zhuangyuan Bridge and coming to the butcher's shop, he was about to ask the price when he heard the young knifeman talking to a few guys about something called "Amitabha".

"'Amitabha', as the biggest business of the Xuanwang Sect, has a unique advantage - registration is free! That's right, you heard it right, no matter who it is, no matter what realm, no matter what sect, you can register a virtual store in Amitabha for free and sell your own goods, remember, the purpose of the Xuanwang Sect is to share ......"

"In order to enhance the influence of Amitabha, a special day can be set every year as a festival to open a shop, for example, we will set November 11th, on this day, all merchants who have opened shops in Amitabha will discount their own goods......"

"In this way, it can not only drive the sale of all kinds of goods, but also provide more job opportunities for those real people who fly with Edgeworth, and the so-called flying sword express will be delivered ...... pieces."

......

Ling Hutang and Hua Jizi listened for a long time, the expressions on their faces became more and more exciting, and in the end, Hua Jizi couldn't help but answer: "Eh, I said this little brother, how do you Amitabha register a store, I am personally quite interested, and I want to apply for a store." ”

Ling Hutang looked at Hua Jizi with a smile and asked.

Hua Jiyun said lightly: "I want to sell some talisman paper to ward off evil spirits and small magic tools for transferring feng shui to make some wine money." ”

Ling Hutang laughed and said, "Yes." ”

When the young swordsman who sold meat heard the guest's inquiry, he laughed it and said, "I have nothing to do, and I chatted with my companions blindly, which made the two guests laugh." ”

Naturally, it was Guo Dalu who spoke.

Hua Jizi said: "No, no, I think your idea is quite amazing, if you really create this Xuanwang in the future, please be sure to inform you, and you will be the first to support you." ”

Guo Dalu nodded with a smile and asked, "What do the two guests want?"

Hua Jizi said: "Let's have more than a dozen catties of monster meat for barbecue." ”

"Barbecue? are you going to make skewers?" Guo Dalu was curious.

"Huh?"

Guo Dalu waved his hand, "It's okay, it's okay, it's just that I'm good at barbecue, and when I heard you say that you were going to barbecue, I couldn't help but ask more." ”

When Hua Jizi heard this, he asked, "If the little brother is free, you might as well go to the barbecue and drink wine with us, so that the two brothers can taste the craftsmanship of the little brother." ”

Guo Dalu shook his head and refused: "I still have to do business during the day." ”

"And that night?"

Guo Dalu pretended to think about it, and said, "It's okay at night." ”

Hua Jizi said happily: "Then we will pay the spar first, and the little brother will reserve a piece of high-quality fine meat for us, and in the evening, we will come to the little brother again and go to the barbecue and drink together." ”

Guo Dalu waved his hand, "There is no need for spars, I will come out of this fine meat and craftsmanship, and the two of them can make wine." ”

"Little brother is refreshing!" Hua Jizi praised, and then arched his hand: "See you later." ”

"See you later. ”

Ling Hutang and Hua Jizi left together, Guo Dalu looked at the backs of the two, the corners of his mouth were raised, and he smiled kindly.

"Strange place to meet old acquaintances?" the dog poked out of the side.

"Do you know who they are?" Guo Dalu didn't turn his head, and asked softly, with a bit of pride and pride in his tone.

"How am I ...... What do you call me?" said the dog's face changed slightly.

Guo Dalu turned his head and looked at him with a smile, "The 'Boy with a Thousand Faces' is looking for flowers alone." ”

"I'm an old boy! I'm Wo Yunzi! What are you looking for flowers alone?" Wo Yunzi was dissatisfied.

Guo Dalu looked at the dog's face full of determined and affirmative expressions, and secretly wondered, this old boy is acting with his life, or rather, he is suffering from sperm disease?

"Don't talk to me, who are they?" asked the old boy.

"They are the Sword Sect Linghu Tang and the Five Elements Sect Transformation Machine, uh...... You may still not know this, but if I tell you about their other identity, you will understand - the two sworn brothers of Guo Dalu, a famous male cultivator in the Xuan Realm!"

Wo Yunzi: "......"

......

Night falls.

Two long red dragons, composed of red lanterns running side by side, meander around the city, and the night of the unrivaled city is dispelled, like day.

Ling Hutang, Hua Jizi and Guo Dalu each carried wine and meat to talk and laugh, came to the river, according to Hua Jizi's proposal, they were going to have a friendship with Yue Lihua in the river tonight.

The feast of the ghosts and gods of the machine is complete, and the fire arrays of various levels are no problem, so that the fox Tang sword heart is unhindered, and if the weight is light, the meat skewers can be skewered very evenly.

The special skills of the two coupled with Guo Dalu's knife work and barbecue skills, this kind of cooperation can almost be called "the first men's group in the Xuan Realm".

"In this world, there is nothing that can't be solved by a string of masturbation......"

The overlapping meat skewers, the suspended flames, the male nuns with incredible faces, and the young man who was holding a stack of meat skewers in each hand and was seriously grilling, the young man said casually while grilling meat, "If there is, then two skewers." ”

Ling Hutang and Hua Jizi were in a trance together, and this person spoke in a tone like the third brother!

"Okay, the first wave of skewers is out of the oven! Wait for me to sprinkle cumin and enjoy, speaking of which, I will share with you a barbecue mantra by the way: Grill skewers without cumin, just like eating raw!

Yue Lihua looked at Guo Dalu curiously, and said, "It's not surprising that the senior brother of the Book Sword Sect and the genius of the Five Elements Sect's one-handed array dare to board the boat, you are a ...... The boy who sells skewers actually dares to come up, not afraid of being made into skewers by those famous and decent monks?"

Speaking of this, Yue Lihua and Ling Hutang felt at the same time, keenly aware of the danger approaching.

Then, the complexion of the chemical machine also sank, and he also noticed it.

For a while, on the boat, only Guo Dalu, who was concentrating on barbecue, realized that a big crisis was coming, and when he heard Yue Lihua's words, he asked casually: "Why don't I dare to come up?" ”

Yue Lihua said lightly: "I am an evil cultivator. ”

"What?!" Guo Dalu was so frightened that his hands shook, the skewers in his hands were submerged in the fire, making a sizzling sound, he turned his head to look at the three of them, and said angrily: "You deceive me! I must not be in the same stream as evil cultivators!"

As he spoke, he threw the skewers into the river, followed by a "plop", and he also plunged headlong.

At that moment, Ling Hutang and Hua Jizi confirmed that the young man who sold skewers was definitely not the third brother Guo Dalu.