"As a result, you still have to eat me!"

In the cauldron at the top of the mountain, Master Sanzang lamented and washed his body weakly.

This pot, which is so large that it can hold a whole person, has only been seen in European and American legends and cats and mice.

This is the case with the alchemy cauldron used by witches in European and American legends. Ah, by the way, Circe also has the same pot.

But on the whole, this pot is more like a cat and mouse, after all, there is a person sitting in it, and there is boiling water underneath.

There was a circle of imps around him who were making a fire, and Yagi was still urging: "Is the fire strong enough?" Push harder! ”

"No need! It's hot! ”

Master Sanzang said to Yagi with a cauldron.

Like almost all chapters in Journey to the West, after the monster catches Tang Sanzang, he will begin to prepare for the banquet with great interest, which can basically be summarized as: steaming, braised and sashimi.

Why does it sound so much like food?

Of course, no matter what kind of eating method you have, you either have to choose a good day or invite friends, in short, you can't eat it on the spot. Otherwise, what else would Journey to the West write? The four masters and apprentices came up and a master died, so don't write it.

Yagi Yukisai smiled and leaned over to her, reached out from the cauldron and fished out a little hot water and tasted it: "Well, the seasoning is very good." ”

"That's good—that's weird!"

Master Sanzang said hurriedly, stretching out his arm to push him away.

Anyway, I haven't explained why it's the way it is.

The drunken boy made a joke about Yagi for a long time, which made Ibaraki very hostile to him, and drove him to the back kitchen to take charge of the banquet cooking.

So, Yagi asked Master Sanzang to do it in the pot - bathing.

Because.

You can't let your guests eat dirty people, huh? Even if it's a ghost, you have to be careful.

Of course, this is completely out of Yagi's bad taste.

For ghosts, they eat people or something, and they don't care if they are clean or not. Otherwise, from the perspective of food hygiene, humans with various toxins accumulated in their bodies are obviously not a good choice.

Fill a pot with hot water, add salt, peppercorns, spices, green onions, onions, carrots, potatoes, and ...... Then let Sanzo take a bath inside.

If Yagi can give these ingredients to Sanzo and let her sit in the pot and wash and cut them, it will be more like the unfolding of an anime.

Of course, this is all a joke. Yagi had already proposed that he should eat Sanzo during the feast of demons.

Now there's a question: who is in charge of the cooking of the Demon Feast?

It's an inner ghost.

At this time, add a little powder...... Isn't it...... Hey, hey, hey......

However, does Yagi know how to refine medicine?

The answer is no.

If he had knowledge of pharmacology, he would never have taken the medicine that Paracelsus gave him.

But......

All kinds of appearances will be.

Although she is not a Hassan who specializes in poison, she still has ordinary pharmacological knowledge, and she still knows how to cure these monsters.

In this case, before the Demon Feast, Sanzang's life will not be in danger.

At the time of the group of demons, these monsters were knocked unconscious by Yagi, and when the time comes, whether it is to kill the wine swallowing Ibaraki, or to elope with Sanzang to love.

Ah, the latter is still forgotten.

It feels like a reckoning will be settled after Circe.

Forget it.

Moreover, Yagi felt that the Bull-headed Heavenly King would not give up when he found out that Sanzang had escaped. I'm sure I'll be looking for trouble with the wine swallow.

Moreover, when the other demon kings heard that the Sanzang of the Bull-headed Heavenly King had been snatched away, it is estimated that they would also think carefully, and when the time comes, in the land of the great rivers and mountains, deal with the enemies of Chaldea, whether it is the destruction caused or the people who die, it has nothing to do with Chaldean.

Yagi only needs to cook, mess around, and tease this overly simple big sister to easily destroy a wave of enemies, ah, it's really amazing.

He couldn't help but remember that in the previous peculiarity, Professor M's gift book on mathematics for him, wrote about this practice.

Establish a common goal, then use it to lure enemies into fighting each other, and finally reap the benefits yourself.

I always feel that this thing is not mathematics, but with the principles of sociology and thick black science.

That's why now Sanzang will take a bath.

Why does it feel that the logic is not very smooth?

That's of course, because the previous logic is all made up by Yagi, and he just wants to trick her into taking a bath.

Don't get me wrong, he's serious: how can a woman be locked up for a long time without taking a shower! It's a kind of torture! As a servant of the savior, of course, I must protect the rights and interests of women!

As for taking a look at it when taking a bath, it's just an outsider's vulgar lust and its malicious speculation.

Yagi will never admit it. That kind of thing.

Master Sanzang didn't have much resistance.

Because......

On the way to the west to learn scriptures, she also took a bath in various strict environments more than once.

For Buddhism, color is emptiness. Since color doesn't exist, there's no need to be too ashamed.

What Master Sanzang couldn't bear was to stay in a pot of onion, carrot, salt and pepper soup and take a bath, and there was boiling water underneath. Psychologically, there is really an illusion of being cooked.

Of course, Yagi wrote Rune in the pot and set the conditions for activation, and when the water temperature is too high, Rune will absorb the heat.

Rune is really too versatile.

Yagi already wanted to ask Mr. Skaha, if there was any transparent rune or something.

"Yo! I'm here to see how it's going, and I'm working on it! Uh-huh, I'm working on it! It looks so delicious. ”

The Ibaraki boy barged in, looked at the Sanzang Master in the pot, and licked his tongue greedily.

"Don't steal it. This is the main course of the banquet, and if you want to eat it, there is a grilled Chimera over there. ”

"Woooooooooo......oo Let's make do with the Chimera first. ”

The Ibaraki boy tried to keep her eyes open, although she wanted to eat it very much, but for the majesty of the wine swallow, she had to be patient, picked up the hind leg of the Chimera that had been roasted on the side, she took a big bite, and suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly said, "I am not here to steal food!" I'm here to check if your work is being done properly! ”

"Is it okay to eat marshmallows for dim sum?"

"Marshmallow!! Are you God! ”

"Hmph, that's right, I'm Kira...... It's Kami in the new world! I am the righteous and the hope of the whole world! ”

Yagi Yukisai instantly continued to play with the stalk.,But Ibaraki obviously hasn't seen the animation.,So the stalk was broken.。

Yagi couldn't help but miss Fujimaru Rikka a little. If she is still there, she will definitely not leave her stalk alone, she will definitely pick up the stalk, and then the two of them will start a storm of stalks.

Now, Yagi's job is to wait for the demon feast launched by the Wine Swallowing Boy with peace of mind, and then wait for the other demon kings to come and attack the Great River.

After passing these things through Hassan of Baekjang, Yagi misses Fujimaru Rika more and more.

I really want to do nothing, just lie in bed with Fujimaru all day - read comics, play memes, play wii-U, PS4 can also ......

(I wonder how Rika Fujimaru is doing?) ）