Chapter 356: A teacher for one day and a father for life, I'm your father
Hearing the words of the current leader of the Dao Alliance, Chu Ran was stunned.
Originally, he wanted to continue to complain, saying that the uncle of the moon was not a man, and he actually vented the grudge that had passed for thousands of years on himself, which was really too lacking in the demeanor of a big man, and he had shed blood for the southern and northern wars of the Dao League that was on the verge of collapse at that time, and he was a generation of heroes and heroes, even if he didn't think of his kindness to the Dao League, at least he couldn't take revenge, this is really too much to lose his conscience!
But now...... Well, that uncle is really not a man!
This is very embarrassing, and it directly disrupts Chu Ran's sorted out thoughts and complaining words.
"Am I...... Have you enlarged your uncle's belly before? ”
Chu Ran was stunned for a long time, and then asked weakly.
Regarding the memory of the Daotian predecessor who was a crazy Skoba cock thousands of years ago, although it has been recovering, after all, the time is still short, and it has not been fully recovered, and many memory fragments are fragmented.
Because, hearing that the uncle who admired the moon was a woman, or his apprentice from a thousand years ago, Chu Ran suddenly felt a little flustered, after all, now there is Ning Ye, the beast that was the overlord a thousand years ago, and the experience of making Long Aojiao's belly bigger is in front of him.
Well, the word "also" in this question refers to Ning Ye, who is the leading brother.
"Ahem!"
It seemed that he never thought that Chu Ran would suddenly ask such a strange question, and after being shocked, Chao Yueyue coughed twice to hide the embarrassment and smile in his heart.
Although I have long heard that this Daotian predecessor has always acted without seriousness, and the young master of the Qian family, who was the richest man in the cultivation world thousands of years ago and was also very improper, the two not only became brothers of the opposite sex, but also became famous in the cultivation world, and were named "the best in the world".
This "double unique", one refers to the cultivation of the superb, and the other refers to the personality of the two, that is, it is wonderful.
Here is going to tell a very iconic event, when this pair of wonderful brothers, I don't know which tendon in the brain is wrong, the two people who have never visited the Qinglou said that they want to take a good look at the Qinglou to enjoy it, and then the young master of the Qian family, who has a lot of money, waved his hand and directly took down nearly 100 Qinglou in the city with an irresistible money offensive.
Then, the two of them directly revealed their identities, and surrounded by a group of Qian family servants beating gongs and drums, they began to wander around the house......
Walked directly to the dawn, and finally walked around the city's green buildings, almost just went in and walked around to take a look, and left without even drinking a cup of tea, which made the young ladies in the green buildings look confused, and they didn't understand what kind of routine this was.
Compared with the identity of the prostitute client, the two people who rushed forward and hugged each other were like leaders who came up to inspect.
So, before the second day of dawn, almost half of the cultivation world knew about this interesting story, after all, these two people were a rich young master of the Qian family, and the other was a genius boy who was known as the hope of the Dao League's Zhongxing.
Now, thousands of years later, there are still monks who talk about it after dinner, talking about the tone of the two protagonists, as if they were two mentally retarded.
“…… Thousands of years ago, what happened between you and your uncle and ancestor of Daotian, you can't just admire the moon, but what is certain is that it is definitely not this kind of drama where your belly is enlarged. After holding it for a long time, he explained to the moon.
Hearing this, Chu Ran breathed a sigh of relief, it's not like this worst situation, otherwise he doesn't know how to face his apprentice thousands of years ago, as well as his "descendants and descendants".
After all, he is a man like the wind, how can he fall in such a matter of children's affection.
Look at the eldest brother Ning Ye, because of the love debt thousands of years ago, now his wife and daughter are hot on the kang, and his wife is still so strong as a real dragon in Shenzhou, his life is completely complete all of a sudden, and he doesn't even have the most basic pursuit of being a man, which is really miserable!
"Is that difficult...... Was it your uncle who coveted my beauty, and when she was an apprentice, she never got my body, so she never gave up for thousands of years, so when she learned that I was reincarnated, she asked you to tie me back to her bed and let her ravage? ”
Chu Ran thought for a moment, and analyzed the reason why his apprentice thousands of years ago, and now the ancestor who admired the moon, wanted to tie himself back, and analyzed the reason for it: "Please tell me this unscrupulous rebel for me, she can only get my body and not my soul by doing this, so let her stop it as soon as possible!" There is an old saying that one day is a teacher and a father is life, so I am her father, how can I have such evil thoughts about me as a father, it is really a moral decline in the world! ”
He was tied into a big white rice dumpling, and he issued a righteous rebuke.
"Whew! Daotian, you bastard, even after a thousand years, you are still as brazen as you were back then! ”
The person who said this sentence was not admiring the moon, nor was he the Demon Alliance leader Hun Tian Great Sage who was watching from the sidelines, but a woman who was as crisp and pleasant as a silver bell, with a slightly immature voice.
And the source of this sound and shadow is from the waist of the moon admirer.
Immediately afterwards, the illusory figure of a girl in a purple shirt appeared in the field like a projection.
"See Uncle Shizu!"
Seeing this figure of a purple-shirted girl who was obviously an incarnation outside her body, she hurriedly saluted respectfully towards the moon.
In fact, he never thought that although his senior uncle and ancestor could not get out, he secretly left this kind of means on his body, so that he could hear everything that was happening around him. And the reason why she showed her figure at this time was even more obviously stimulated by Chu Ran's unashamed reprimand.
"Moon-appreciating disciples, no need to be polite, get up."
The purple-shirted girl nodded, her words and deeds were full of the majesty of being an uncle, but her voice had a deliberately pretended old-fashioned attitude, which was already mixed with a sense of immaturity.
And Chu Ran, who saw this scene on the side, was directly stunned, he looked at the purple-shirted girl in front of him, and after being stunned for three seconds, he couldn't help laughing, laughing so much that tears were about to come out.
"Hahaha! I said that the alliance leader, you are not mistaken, are you really sure that this little sister, who seems to be just a primary school student, is your uncle and ancestor? ”
It's no wonder that Chu Ran is so out of shape, because this so-called uncle is only as tall as his waist, and he has a cute baby face that has not taken off his childishness, and as for his chest, he is a horse Pingchuan, completely looking like an undeveloped primary school student.
"Dao! Sky! ”
This girl in a purple shirt ...... Well, or rather, it was a purple-shirted Lori, who looked at Chu Ran, who was wrapped in a dumpling and laughing, calling his name word by word, and her eyes almost burst into flames.
"You brazen bastard! What did I eat back then, and what weird exercises did I practice? ”