"This kid is very good, he has a good brain, and he is not stage frightened."

A female teacher pushed the frame of her glasses and praised the little guy in front of her.

The other teachers also nodded their heads, and the little guy not only answered the twenty basic questions of various subjects fluently, but also answered none of them incorrectly, which was the first one today.

With this, there will be no problem with admission, after all, no matter what quality education is, in the end, the results will determine the winner.

Those things that can't be graded, no matter how well you learn, you can't add them to the grades.

Nian Nian stood opposite, and also felt that these teachers were very good, and asked him some questions that he would know, obviously because he liked him, so he let go of the water.

This is much better than my father, and he always tests him for some difficult things.

He's still a kid, where can he be so bullied?

"Let's test him a few more emergency questions and see how he reacts."

Even if I like this kid a lot, there should be no less programs, so a teacher proposed to test Niannian's adaptability.

"I think this kid must be fine, you see his big eyes dripping around, and his reaction is definitely not bad."

The female teacher sitting next to him had already decided that Nian Nian could do it before she started asking.

There were seven teachers in the interview, four women and three men, and Nian Nian basically won half of this ratio, and the female teachers liked him a lot.

The male teacher who proposed smiled, and unaffected by his colleagues, he turned the page of the book in front of him and looked at Niannian.

"Children, there are three ducks bathing in the river, and the teacher killed one with a gun, how many are left?"

"Teacher, the duck is so cute, why did you kill it?"

Nian Nian didn't answer the rhetorical question, how could he be so cruel as a teacher?

……

Are ducks cute?

Is it okay for the teacher to want to drink duck blood vermicelli soup?

The male teacher took one look at him and decided not to bother with him for the sake of his love.

"Kid, it's just a question, the teacher didn't really kill the duck...... Now tell the teacher, how many are left? ”

"Oh, there are three left."

Nian Nian seemed to understand, and this time he answered quickly.

"I'm sorry, you got this question wrong, and there's one left."

The male teacher regretfully told Nian Nian that you were wrong.

"Why is there only one left?"

Nian Nian didn't understand it.

"Because except for the one that the teacher killed, the other two were scared away."

The male teacher revealed the answer for him.

"The teacher just said that he didn't really kill the duck."

Adults can't deceive children.

"The teacher killed the duck in the question."

The male teacher wanted him to understand that he was doing a question, not hunting.

Now there are ducks, where can I find a gun?

"The teacher is out of the question now, so there should be three ducks!"

Nian Nian said, if you have the ability to drill into the question, I will admit that I was wrong.

Little guy, you're not stupid, it's not enough to come out with me, is it?

"Then you listen, there are three ducks in the river, and someone else killed one, and how many are left?"

Now the teacher is not in the question.

"One!"

Nian Nian also answered quickly.

……

Can this be counted as right?

How do you feel that someone is being calculated?

Laugh at!

Several teachers covered their mouths and snickered, and after a busy morning, the first bear child appeared.

"Children, the teacher also asks you a question, if your mother and wife fall into the water, who will you save first?"

A female teacher also came over to have fun.

It's just that several other teachers all looked at her, you and your husband are having an awkward relationship, you can't test your child with this kind of question.

At such a young age, where did the wife come from?

Female teachers don't care what their colleagues think, and the cultivation of some correct concepts has to start from the baby.

"Teacher, can you change the question, I don't have a mother."

Nian Nian made a small request.

The faces of several teachers have changed, which is poking at other children's scars.

The female teacher who asked the question blamed herself so much that she couldn't do it.

"I'm sorry, child, I didn't know you didn't have a mother, let's skip this question and don't ask."

"It's okay, I haven't seen my mother anyway, okay with Dad? I have a dad's. ”

Nian Nian waved his hand like a little adult, indicating that he didn't care at all.

The female teacher said that she didn't want to ask anything, and she was a little cold for a while.

A young female teacher ran out to save the scene.

"Child, you have a father, but do you have a wife?"

Niannian thought about it seriously, there seemed to be a bunch of girls with a good relationship, but he didn't marry anyone, so he shook his head and said no.

"In that case, then this question can't be established, let's change the next question."

The young female teacher seemed to be able to circle the field very easily.

"Then I can't count this question as a mistake."

Nian Nian is still quite concerned about his grades.

"Well, we don't count...... By the way, can the teacher ask you who you would save first if the teacher and your father fell into the water together? ”

Originally, she planned to change the question, but inexplicably she wanted to tease him and see how he answered.

"Can I knock melon seeds on the side?"

Nian Nian's answer seemed to be a little cold-blooded, everyone is going to drown, where are you still knocking melon seeds.

"When you say that, the teacher is a little sad."

The young female teacher really didn't expect him to give such an answer.

"But if I want to save you, my father will beat me."

Nian Nian said that it was not that he did not save him when he saw death, but that there was a reason for it.

Well?

All the teachers pricked up their ears to hear what was going on.

"Your dad has fallen into the water, and he can't hit you."

The young female teacher said, child, don't worry about saving boldly, your father can't protect himself, and he has no chance to beat you.

"The teacher is so spicy and beautiful, my father will definitely pick it up by himself, I have to do a lot of things, I will definitely be beaten."

Nian Nian shook his head like a rattle, and grabbed a beautiful woman with his father......

I'm going to get beaten!

"Should I be happy?"

The young female teacher looked left and right and asked her colleagues.

Children don't lie, he says he's beautiful, that's really beautiful.

But add his perverted father......

Why can't people be happy?

Faced with her question, several colleagues didn't know how to answer, but ......

Are you digressing?

This is an elementary school interview, not a variety show!

"Little friend, aren't you worried about your dad falling into the water?"

Another female teacher asked, she felt that this kid always seemed to miss the point when answering questions, and he was not as smart as he was when he did the basic questions.

Did they read it wrong? Is this actually a little nerd?

But it doesn't look like it......

"He used to be a Marine and could fight sharks in the sea."

Nian Nian didn't worry about his father falling into the water, he just swam from Brazil to England a few days ago, crossed the Atlantic, and drowned.

……

Are we being tricked by children?

Several teachers exchanged glances, and felt as if they had been led away by the nose by this little guy from the beginning.

His father is so troubled, he doesn't have to worry about it at all, but he prefers to add his father......

It is estimated that it is just to grind for a while and delay time, after all, they can't have endless interviews, and there are still a lot of children waiting for them!

This stinky boy!

It's a refinement!

Do you still need to test this reaction?

Get!

This one!

"Kid, do you have any special skills?"

A male teacher asked kindly, he cheered up, he was afraid that the child would take him to the ditch.

Nian Nian thought about it, and looked at herself carefully.

"Teacher, I have long legs."

……

Can you still ask people?

Bear child!

"Children, what about specialties, it doesn't refer to the parts of the body, but to ask if you are particularly good at it, such as singing and dancing."

was praised by him for being beautiful, and the young female teacher specially explained it to him.

"I'll know all those, such simple things, is it also a specialty?"

Nian Nian never felt that singing and dancing were skills.

This kid is quite a stinky fart!

"Then you can give the teacher a jump."

The young female teacher didn't want to let him go, she had to make him understand that bragging had to pay a price.

“Music！”

Nian Nian snapped his fingers, the star is full of style, and the typhoon is not ordinarily good.

"Clear Jump."

The young female teacher said that the equipment is limited, and the first few are all singing, you can dance, let's not do anything special!

……

The teacher is just messing around!

No music......

Where to find a sense of rhythm!

Nian Nian thinks that just dance a hip-hop dance and just fool around.

When he danced his body wantonly, and all kinds of difficult movements came out one after another, several teachers' jaws fell to the ground......

This kid didn't brag!

"What else would you do?"

A female teacher is excited, this is a rare good seedling.

"I don't know, but other children will, I will!"

Nian Nian felt that with his ability to dominate the kindergarten for many years, he should not lose to those stupid people.

They will, there's no reason why they wouldn't!

So it doesn't matter what others will do, blow the bull out first!

"Do you know how to play the piano?"

The young female teacher seemed to be on the same page with him, flipped through the registration form casually, and found that there was someone who could play the piano, so she casually asked.

It's too simple, and I guess it can't be difficult for this kid.

And this room was originally a music classroom, not only a piano, but also more than a dozen different kinds of musical instruments.

"That's it."

Nian Nian walked straight to the piano, lifted the piano board, clicked on the keys a few times, and tried to think about the appearance of her classmate Kiki playing the piano.

Then put the ten fingers up, and the ding-dong-dong bullet was played......

The two tigers ran fast, and they ran fast......

The rhythm is upbeat, the syllables are accurate, and the key pieces are familiar to everyone.

Nian Nian was halfway through the play, and he forgot how to play next, but he also had a way, so he walked aside in a hurry, picked up the saxophone and blew it twice......

He'll blow twice!

So he played all the instruments, and the two tigers ran home.

Several teachers' eyes are about to pop out, is this a genius or a demon?

"Do you know English?"

A teacher's voice trembled.

Nian Nian said that English was nothing, and he started with Spanish, and ended with Russian, using eight languages, and greeted the teacher's relatives.

Ahem, that's a real greeting!

Don't think crooked!

"Which Chinese language do you think best describes the beauty of the teacher?"

The young female teacher felt that the general questions could not be difficult for him at all, and he had to increase the difficulty and come to a comprehensive assessment.

Nian Nian put his hands in his pockets, took a few steps forward, and suddenly jumped onto the table!

Kneeling on one knee, reaching out to pick up the chin of the young female teacher when she was a little dazed.

"About?"

……

Get out!