Chapter 136: This is Life
When the shopkeeper saw the bloody lion heads thrown at him, he was so frightened that his whole body trembled.
I wanted to reach out and pick it up, but I didn't dare to take it.
No, the man's eyes were really terrifying, and there was a faint green glow.
As a handyman in a restaurant, he has seen a lot of people coming and going, and he can see at a glance what kind of people have the ability and what kind of people don't.
Obviously, these two must have the ability, you see that the boy's feet do not touch the ground, and then look at the old Taoist, although the clothes on his body are heavy, but the eyes are extremely fierce, so people dare not look directly.
Coupled with the big wolfdog behind them, it shows even more how dangerous they are.
Xiao Er secretly glanced at Zhang Fan behind them, he held the lion heads in his arms, nodded and said to the ghost general and the king of the abyss: "Two guest officers, please take a seat." As for this...... Dog, why don't I lead you to the backyard? ”
Noticing that the ghost general's eyes were wrong, Xiao Er hurriedly explained: "Our small shop usually has a good business at this time, and this dog is guarding the door, and no one dares to come in." ”
Xiao Er smiled bitterly, he couldn't help it, if he didn't make it clear, offending the guest officer was a trivial matter, and offending the shopkeeper was a big deal.
If you offend the guest officer, you will be scolded at most, but it will make the shopkeeper unhappy, and the salary will be over.
Zhang Fan ignored him at all, and followed the King of the Abyss to walk inside, leaving the ghost general alone to face the shopkeeper.
At this time, the ghost general had already noticed that the two of them were ready to go to the table.
And others don't know wild dogs, he still knows, this guy is not an ordinary dog, if it is an ordinary leash at the entrance of the village, it will be fine, but this dog ...... I'm afraid not so obedient.
The ghost general thought for a moment and said, "He's not an ordinary dog. ”
Xiao Er understood, nodded with a smile and said in a low voice: "We have a lot of leftovers in our backyard, so we guarantee that he will be full." ”
The corner of the ghost general's mouth twitched, and let the wild dogs eat leftovers?
Wild dogs are afraid that they will eat everyone in this shop.
The ghost general said again: "This dog is not simple. ”
Xiao Er replied: "Objectively rest assured, we will give him the best rancid water, that water is all leftover from the soup, and he won't have diarrhea after eating, and the pigs in our store also eat like this." ”
It's not that Zhang Fan can't hear what Xiao Er said, but he is too lazy to take care of it, after all, he also has some quality, and he never pays attention to this kind of guy who looks down on dogs.
Xiao Er didn't wait for the ghost general to answer, walked directly to Zhang Fan's side, and said with a smile: "Big dog, come with me, your master has agreed, I will take you to eat and drink." ”
Zhang Fan glanced at him, his body suddenly stood upright, and the dog body that was more than one person tall frightened Xiao Er retreated again and again.
Then Zhang Fan sat on the bench with his buttocks, and the dog paw flexibly picked up the chopsticks and spun them around.
Xiao Er was stunned, and the other guest officers in the store were also stunned, can this dog still play like this?
Whose dog is not guarding the door and waiting for the owner to bring him food, this dog can still go to the table, and he can still hold chopsticks in his hand, and he has become a sperm.
Zhang Fan tapped lightly on the table with his chopsticks, and glanced at the shopkeeper with a slanted light.
The corners of the shopkeeper's eyes twitched, this ...... How can this posture be the same as a person.
After the King of the Abyss sat down, he patted his stomach and said, "Hurry up and serve the wine, Lao Tzu is dying of hunger." ”
The ghost general on the side hurriedly nodded and said, "Okay, okay, you, what to see, go and serve the food, I'm hungry my master, Lao Tzu picked your skin!" ”
The shopkeeper doesn't know what to say anymore, are these three guys normal people?
A child, dragging it like 2580,000, the key is that this old man still calls him Master, and this dog, where is this dog, it's a monster at all.
Everyone else in the store had begun to fidget, and from the moment Zhang Fan came in, they had already had the idea of leaving.
If a dog of this size bites someone, it will be a trouble.
But this dog is like a human, swaggering on a stool, holding a chopstick in his hand, and his mouth is grinning when he looks at people, as if he is laughing.
The people in the restaurant are almost gone, and almost all of those who stay are not from the village.
There are still a lot of the world they have seen, and they have not seen this kind of psychic demon beast.
……
It didn't take long for the shopkeeper to come over with a big pot, and he was a little unhappy, because he was scolded by the chef when he went to the back kitchen just now, and then he was scolded by the shopkeeper when he served the food.
So he deliberately added a little spice to this cauldron.
The wine was quickly brought up, and the three of them sat down on the table, looking at the cauldron in front of them.
Zhang Fan is really hard to say, what kind of thing is this, braised lion head?
It's black and red, what?
Is it scorched?
Zhang Fan quietly put down his chopsticks and lowered his head to drink.
After taking a sip, he didn't drink it anymore, and the wine was not right, not to mention that it was sour, and it was mixed with water.
Looking at the ghost general and the king of the abyss, the one that the two of them eat is called a huan, and one person grabs a lion's head and holds it and gnaws, which is like the reincarnation of a starving ghost.
The King of the Abyss looked at Zhang Fan and asked puzzledly, "Why don't you eat it?" I also deliberately let people catch so much, if you don't eat it, won't it be a waste? ”
When the ghost general heard this, he thought to himself, he remembered the last time he came to the world, he saw that other people's dogs like to eat bones, could it be that wild dogs have a soft spot for bones?
The ghost general didn't think much about it, picked up a bone from the table, and shouted at Zhang Fan: "Huh, come, come, eat one?" ”
Zhang Fan's face darkened, who is it called, Lao Tzu is not a dog!
The ghost general saw that Zhang Fan didn't react, so he tore off a piece of meat from the lion's head and shook it gently in front of Zhang Fan: "Boom, ......"
Zhang Fan's eyes were closed, his front paws were placed under the table, and his body couldn't help but tremble.
It's so angry, it's really angry.
Why did they encounter these two strange bosses, why did they no longer stay in their own territory, but they wanted to get some clones to run out.
I thought you were in such a hurry to run out to find the key, but now you have to eat some braised lion's head.
Suddenly, the King of the Abyss pointed to the lion's head in the cauldron and said, "This lion's head tastes good. ”
I saw him close his eyes and lick his mouth, the expression on his face was very enjoyable, as if he was recalling the taste of the lion's head that he had just eaten in his stomach.
After a long while, he slowly opened his eyes and said: "This lion head reminds me of me a long time ago, although I am not a human being, but it is like life, which contains countless ups and downs, bitter and salty, and it seems to be a simple lion head but contains such a great truth." ”
He shook his head slightly and said, "It's a pity, it's a pity, although the strength of mortals is not very good, but their state of mind is much higher than ours." ”
Zhang Fan dipped his chopsticks in the cauldron and put them in his mouth.
As soon as he put it in his mouth, his tongue felt like he had been bitten by a snake.
Is this something for human consumption?