Chapter 150: Happy Birthday (Ask for a Monthly Pass!) )
Harry looked at Ron with a puzzled expression, he didn't feel like Ron was faking, and then turned his head to look at Hermione innocently.
Hermione: "Get out..."
Harry: "......"
Egger was about to laugh like crazy when he hid behind a few people in his invisibility cloak, but he didn't dare to say anything yet.
"You really didn't touch my ass?" Harry turned his head to look at Ron in confusion.
"Dude, what are you thinking? It's not Potions class—" Ron looked unhappy.
Harry: "??? ”
What do you mean? What do you mean?
What's wrong with Potions class? Something, huh? Can you touch my ass in Potions class?
Harry turned around and silently swapped the poison tentacles for dirt, and Egger glanced at a few of them, then turned and walked away slowly.
It's class time, and it's okay to skip class by yourself, and you can't break the classroom discipline anymore, otherwise Professor Sprout will be angry no matter how good his personality is.
Back at the Gryffindor Tower, Egg leaned back in his chair and thought about what was going on.
The appearance of the Silent Man was somewhat unexpected by Egger, the Cloak of Invisibility and the Time Turner were a surprise, and now, what Iger wanted to explore most was the dead world that John had mentioned.
It's exciting to think about.
Iger felt that if he could travel freely to and from the world of the dead, he would probably be in for a windfall.
For example, help someone carry a message, send a courier or something...
Looking at the snow outside the window, Iger couldn't help but feel a little emotional, his understanding of the world is getting deeper and deeper.
It's not just a simple story world.
There are people and things he loves so much, he has his own home, and everything is so real, so Egg feels that he can't come for nothing.
"If you can... What would you like to say to your deceased parents? ”
At night, Egg asked with a serious look at Harry.
"Say something," Harry looked strange, not understanding what Egg meant, "What's the point?" ”
"Of course it makes sense." Iger nodded affirmatively.
"In that case... I'd like to meet them if I could. Harry thought for a moment and said.
"If you're not going to answer my question seriously...", the slender tail behind Egg pointed at Harry, "I can send you to meet them..."
Harry: "......"
Why are you still threatening people?
Can you do it, you asked me a question, okay?
What kind of fuss are you going to make with such rudeness...
"If you think about it, there's not much to say, right?" said Ron, who spread his hands on the side, "I mean, while Harry may be eager to have his family around, Harry isn't very familiar with them after all, and I think if it were me, I probably wouldn't know what to say." ”
"Probably... That's right. Harry nodded a little frustratedly, "Sometimes it feels like I have a stomach full of things I want to say to them, but if I really want to say something, I don't know what to say." ”
Iger scratched the back of his head, a little confused.
Although the definition of his life is also an orphan, after all, he has the family affection of his previous life, so he doesn't understand Harry's mentality very well.
……
"What would I say to Jaime if I could?"
In the Defense Against the Dark Arts office, Sirius looked at Egg in red-striped pajamas with a surprised expression.
"I want to ask him... How are you doing? Sirius pulled out a bottle of wine from a small cupboard next to him, and with a flick of his wand flew over two glasses, the liquid swirling in mid-air and flying into the glass, and Egg grabbed it and took a sip.
"Ask him what it's like to die, and I'm sorry for him and Lily," Sirius muttered as he took a sip of his glass, "If I could, I'd like to tell him that Harry is being taken care of by me right now, and he doesn't have to worry." ”
Sirius's eyes reddened, "That's probably all..."
"Hmm... Want to write it down? Egg asked, looking at Sirius.
……
"I... What do you want to say to my sister? Dumbledore looked at Egg happily: "I don't have anything to say, judging by my age, maybe I'm going to see her soon, I still think it's better to say it in person..."
Egger: "......"
……
"I want to say to my mom that I'm doing well."
Early the next morning, Luna sat next to Egg and whispered, a chuckle on her face.
"That's all?" Egg looked tentatively at Luna.
Luna lowered her head in some silence and couldn't help but purse her lips: "Actually... Not good at all. ”
"Dad, he won't take care of himself, and life at home is a mess." Luna's voice trembled a little, and Egger was a little surprised, it was hard to see this emotion on Luna's face.
On weekdays, Luna has always been a little crazy, but she is not alarmed by anything, and she sees things very thoroughly.
It wasn't until now that Egger really saw from Luna what a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl should look like.
"I miss her and love her." Luna adjusted her mood: "If I could, I would like to tell her that we all miss her. ”
"But!" As soon as Luna's voice ended, she emphasized: "I will take care of my father, and I am growing up... I mean... Oh, it feels so annoying..."
……
"Why did you start asking about these things?" Hermione looked at Egger with some confusion.
Egg grinned, "I became a silent man, and I heard that I would have the opportunity to go to the world of the dead in the future, and I thought if I could, I could help with a few words..."
"The World of the Dead?" Hermione frowned, "Egg..."
"It's too dangerous, isn't it?" Egg grinned and said, "I know what you're going to say when you open your mouth." ”
Hermione suddenly rolled her eyes: "Well, if you've already decided, I have no reason to stop you, after all, it's also a job, but..."
"Anyway, but... You can't even join. Iger emphasized.
"Why?" Hermione was angry.
"Because you're too weak." Iger spread his hands.
Hermione was even angrier, and Egg felt as if he had said the wrong thing.
"I've always been unable to figure out a question." Ron interrupted the upcoming dispute between the two in time, and ate a grilled sausage in his mouth: "Since Harry's parents are reluctant to Harry, why don't they turn into ghosts and come back?" ”
Harry looked at Egger with a blank eye, hoping for some answer.
"Ahem..."Egg cleared his throat and glanced at Nick floating by the long table not far away, "Nick? Why don't you stop by? ”
"What's the matter, kids?" Nick seemed to be in a good mood today, and he didn't tear his neck as soon as he came up.
"We want to ask, what are the conditions for becoming a ghost?" Iger asked, looking at Nick with some curiosity.
"Oh... This is such a rude problem child..."Nick shrugged, "Well, in that case, I'll tell you, first of all, not everyone can become a ghost. ”
"Who has to be?" Harry looked at Nick eagerly.
"It has to be a wizard," Nick said dryly.
"Whew," Harry sighed, annoying the people who were panting, "We're talking about wizards." ”
"No, Harry, they can't." Nick shook his head.
"Do you know who I'm talking about?" Harry frowned.
"Of course, it's supposed to be Jaime and Lily, right?" Nick laughed, "I've known them longer than you, you know, they've been at Hogwarts for seven years, and I remember every Gryffindor student. ”
"But... Why? Harry opened his mouth.
"I'm afraid of death, Harry," Nick looked a little embarrassed, "so I left my mark on this world, and after I died I could be dragged back again." ”
"Then they can too. , what mark are you talking about? Harry asked hurriedly.
"No, they can't, they're brave, they're going to go down Harry." Nick looked a little lost: "Becoming a ghost is not as good as you think, we can't feel anything, we are just undead, just a mark, just a wisp of soul." ”
"There's no other way?" Harry asked, dissatisfied.
"Of course there is... Like Hogwarts... This is called a sentient castle by the ghosts..."Nick glanced at Egg: "All those who die at Hogwarts, Hogwarts can bring them back, of course, if they don't want to come back, it's useless." ”
"Professor Binns, for example, or Myrtle, because there is a mark of their life, so Hogwarts will take the initiative to summon them." Nick sighed, "But even so, there are many people who choose to keep going. ”
"What does it look like after death? What do you see? Hermione looked at Nick curiously.
Unlike Harry, Hermione was an academic, and she was always curious about such research-based things.
"I don't know, Miss Moriss." Nick laughed, "Unless I'm willing to give up my ghost identity and die now, a half-dead existence like me is not qualified to snoop there." ”
A conversation ended in Harry's frustration, and Egger looked at Harry's dejected appearance.
"You want to see your parents?" Egg leaned into Harry's ear and whispered.
"yes... Quite like to. Harry said dryly, "But what can I do..."
"What if I could let you see them?" Egby made a silent gesture and hurriedly held back Harry's excited action to jump.
"Really? I mean... You're not going to send me to them, are you? Harry looked at Egger with some uncertainty.
"No, I mean the two of us, to the land of the dead." Egg grinned.
"How to get there? Death? Harry sighed.
"Your invisibility cloak should be able to go, do you want to go and see it?" Egg asked with a smile.
Harry's eyes lit up, "Really? ”
……
For more than half a month, Harry was in a state of excitement, and since listening to Egger's words, he was ready to leave every day, and the time was also the annual Christmas.
This year, Granger's family is very united, and even Snape instigated the appearance of the Granger family in the dining room of the Granger family early, sitting on the sofa and teasing his beloved daughter with a doting face.
Iger noticed that Anastasia had begun to teeth, and her little milky white teeth were restlessly biting in her mouth, babbling something.
"She's called Daddy, can you hear me?" Snape turned his head to look at Iger with excitement in his eyes.
"She's probably just spitting on you, and the little one makes whatever she says with a milky sound." Egger lifted his eyelids, then lazily leaned back in the soft chair and drank the juice.
"No way, I heard, Anna called me daddy..."Snape turned his head in displeasure and continued to tease his daughter dotingly, "Anna is good, say... papa…”
"P—" Anna muttered, holding out her hand to Snape.
Snape was immediately flattered and picked up Anna, with a doting face: "Call Daddy..."
"Poof..."Anna squirted in Snape's doting gaze, and sobbed...
Snape's milk spat on Snape's face, and Snape wiped Anna's mouth with a disappointed face, ignoring Egg, who was laughing on the side, and continued to tease Anna, hoping to hear Daddy.
"It's a shame that I can still hear her call Mommy all the time, although I don't say it very clearly." Leah looked at Snape apologetically.
Snape glanced at Leah expressionlessly, then pulled the corners of his mouth a little stiffly, and smiled reluctantly, "It's okay." ”
On the soft chair, Egg looked at Snape in surprise with a ghostly expression, Aisha and Hermione hid in the kitchen door, probing their heads to watch the two cover their mouths and snicker, as if Snape's appearance made the two of them feel very novel.
Iger looked at Snape and laughed dryly, then picked up the cross that Lady Granger had used to pray, held it in his hand, and muttered something in a loud voice.
"What are you doing?" Snape noticed Egger's movement and turned his head to ask.
"I'm praying to God to help you pray for happiness in the rest of your life, hell, you should thank me." Iger said without looking back.
"It's rare," Snape sneered, "A devil cub prays to God, aren't you afraid of God's punishment?" ”
"No, God loves the world..."Iger shook his head, "You can become a loving father, what's so strange about me praying to God..."
Snape: "......"
In the kitchen, Mrs. Granger's bold laughter rang out again, and Snape was suddenly two heads up.
This family is simply...
"I heard you've become a Silencer?" Snape glanced at Egg.
"yes, what's wrong?" Egg grinned, "Do you want me to help you greet your parents?" ”
"No, I mean, the silent should learn to shut up." Snape turned his head expressionlessly.
Iger casually tossed the cross aside, ignoring Snape.
Damn, this guy is so nasty!
In terms of mouth cannons, Snape is the only one who makes Egg, who comes from the 21st century, still deflated, no wonder he can't catch up with Lily...
Well deserved, phew!
Pursing his lips silently, Egg turned his head to look in the direction of the kitchen.
"Kaka~"
"What's the matter, Young Master Egger?" Kaka's figure instantly appeared in front of Egg.
"Is dinner ready?" Egg curled up on the couch like a dead fish.
"How many times do you want me to say it, Egger!" Mrs. Granger's figure appeared at the kitchen door with her waist pinched: "Don't! Give again! Kaka! Trouble! ”
"Okay mommy—" Egger shrank like a quail.
Mrs. Granger returned to the kitchen with her chin tilted, and seemed to be comfortable with Egger calling her mother.
"Dinner is ready, Master Egger." Kaka whispered, his eyes glanced in the direction of the kitchen from time to time, and then he looked at Egger with a big smile, and quietly took out a puppet with two big horns from behind his back and handed it to Egg: "Young Master Egger, happy birthday!" ”