Chapter 10 Uncle wants to be my boyfriend
Li Qingshan never thought that he was a character who swept thousands of girls with a shock to the tiger's body, the legendary king's domineering spirit has only been seen in novels, and even Tang Seng who fascinated thousands of banshees had to go through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties to obtain the true scriptures, not to mention that he was such a small person.
So for Momo's inexplicable pursuit and fierce beating, he didn't think that his spring had arrived, he firmly believed that this was just a girl's ignorant spring, just like fireworks, after being lit, it would disappear when it was brilliant.
The night sky will remain the same, leaving no trace.
But if you blindly dodge and don't ignite the fire, then according to Momo's neurotic situation, you will definitely be suffocated, and I don't know how many people will be affected at that time.
The enemy is too strong, and the firepower is too fierce, so it is necessary to avoid its edge and lure the enemy deeper, so Li Qingshan plans to lose power and humiliate the country, and saving the country is also a strategy.
Before the land cession compensation, Li Qingshan kept saying in his heart, I am here to save a lost lamb from a girl who has lost her footing, it is nothing to be wronged, just accumulate virtue and do good deeds for his son, and good people will be rewarded.
Li Qingshan, who had made up his mind, took Mo Mo's little hand, and said earnestly while strolling: "Mo Mo, you see that we just met yesterday, and we don't know each other very well, it's not good to be too one-step, isn't it?" ”
Mo Mo blinked her big sparkling eyes, "What's wrong, don't you weird uncles like to trick little MM into opening a room in a hotel to study his body?" If you like me, it's good if you want to, you don't do things as neatly as you fight. ”
Just a minute after Xin Xin burst into laughter, Mo Mo dragged Li Qingshan to death, insisting on going to the hotel to open a room to show him his body, and said that he could study whatever he wanted to prove that he was really serious.
As long as Li Qingshan dares to say a word, the little girl will immediately have to die or live, in this case, Li Qingshan surrendered humiliatingly, in order to protect his innocence, he can only choose to save the country.
Li Qingshan saw that Nizi's original intention did not change, and ridiculed herself for not being cool enough, so she was heartbroken at the time, "Do you think, we haven't gone shopping on the street and made a date, we haven't spent the moon before and under, we haven't sworn by mountains and seas, we haven't pulled our little hands to kiss our mouths, so we went straight to the topic and went to the hotel to study the body, isn't it perfect and romantic enough?" This will leave a lot of regrets. ”
Mo Mo felt that what he said made sense, so he nodded in approval.
Li Qingshan breathed a sigh of relief, afraid that this Nizi was neurotic and couldn't listen to anything. Then continued: "Our man's love process is probably from the suitor, then to the boyfriend, and then * people, register to get married as a husband, be a father, and accompany his wife to grow old slowly, this process cannot be rushed, we also have to follow the law and cannot develop by leaps and bounds." I think, okay, will you give me a chance to be your boyfriend first? ”
Momo felt that he had taken the initiative to be his boyfriend, which was much better than the situation where he ran away when he saw him, got into his arms and pushed him out, he had already achieved a phased victory, and he couldn't be too greedy and extravagant to do it in one step, and he also wanted to experience the feeling of going shopping and dating, so he nodded and agreed.
In fact, she was in a hurry to send herself out, not because she was a nymphomaniac, but because she always thought that the relationship between the two of them could only be determined after opening the room and studying the body.
Her father and her mothers are like this, and the classmates and friends around them are also like this, the four girls in their dormitory have never opened a room with their boyfriend with her and Chuxia, so she has been positioning the consequences of studying the body to determine the relationship, which is the signal that the other party is willing to accept herself.
It was she who occasionally turned to that sentence: "If the other party does not accept your body, it shows that he does not love you enough and dislikes you." ”
This sentence poisoned her.
Whether at home or outside, she is a little princess-like existence, and the over-caring environment has made her an extreme idiot in love, have you ever seen a blockbuster film produced in an island country at the age of seventeen or eighteen, and the big beauty Momo is one of them.
Mo Mo, who had won a phased victory for the time being, did not get carried away and decided to expand the results, so he asked, "Since you are both my boyfriends, let's start dating now." ”
Date now? I just don't want to be entangled with you to be your boyfriend for the time being, do you know?
This is a procrastination trick, Li Qingshan can accept it, so he hurriedly said: "Before dating, I have to ask you, did you skip class?" ”
Mo Mo nodded embarrassedly, "Isn't this for you, I can't take care of class, I skipped class because of it, or you will be snatched away by the new teacher." ”
She felt that this wise decision was too correct and timely.
"Have you ever wondered what would happen if you skipped class and went on a date with me, and the school found out? They're going to fire me, and you won't be able to see me then, won't you? So you have to go back to class, you want to go on a date, we're going on a date on the weekend, we're going to go shopping and watch a movie, right? ”
Mo Mo felt that what he said was very reasonable, he couldn't cause him to lose his job, the key was that he was going to be fired, and he really wouldn't be able to see him, and if he regretted it and ran away, he would have nowhere to find him.
So he quickly nodded, "Mmmm, I'll go back to class, we'll have a date tomorrow, I'll go back to class first." ”
Dating again tomorrow? Is tomorrow the weekend? How did the death period come so quickly!
Li Qingshan had a headache, but Mo Moken went back to class, he was already thankful, if he had said what he said to another girl just now, people would have taken him as a fool and insane, but only when he spoke like this Mo Mo could he listen, and he didn't know if it was his luck or misfortune to meet such a superb girl.
So he saw Mo Mo raise his little hand again, clench it into a fist, and point it at himself with his little thumb, "What is this for?" ”
"Hook your fingers, are you lying to me, and you want to wait for me to go away and regret it?" Momo looked at him with suspicion.
Li Qingshan hurriedly reached out and hooked her fingers, she hadn't done this for eight hundred years, and her movements were rusty, so she was ashamed.
"Hanging on the hook will not change for a hundred years."
On this not-so-bright morning, a young beautiful girl and a lewd uncle reached their first agreement in this life, and then, for a hundred years, it has not changed.
Mo Mo got what he wanted, happily ran to class, didn't run a few steps, and turned back, Li Qingshan couldn't help but tremble, afraid that she would have something to do.
Momo ran up to him, stood on tiptoe, and pecked him lightly on the mouth.
Then she ran away quickly with her red face, faster than when she was chasing people just now, she felt that it was absolutely right to agree to his request, holding hands and kissing the little mouth was really sweet and beautiful, it felt good.
Li Qingshan looked at the back of the youth that was gradually moving away, and couldn't help touching his lips, the feeling of a gentle peck seemed to be better than all his previous kisses.
In a trance, I was a little ashamed of myself.
Boyfriend? Am I worthy of being a boyfriend for a girl like that?
Boyfriend, will I be competent again? Li Qingshan was a little unsure.