Chapter Eighty-Four: Tea Drunk
For this reason, Xu Fang frantically flaunted his talents.
"What we drink is oolong tea, oolong tea, which is a unique tea category among several major tea categories in China."
"Oolong tea evolved from the Song Dynasty tribute tea dragon group and phoenix cake, and was created around 1725 (during the Yongzheng period of the Qing Dynasty)."
"The pharmacological effects of oolong tea are prominently manifested in the decomposition of fat, weight loss and bodybuilding. In Fuso, it is called "beauty tea" and "bodybuilding tea", and the beautiful ladies here can drink a little more oolong tea, and of course men can also drink it. β
Xu Fang glanced at a fat man in the crowd and said, making a joke that was not big or small.
"Wow, I know a lot!"
"That's it, Xu Fang, why didn't I find you so attractive."
"The well-mannered, really serious man is the most attractive!"
That's the reality.
A mouth can ruin the impression of you, and a mouth can also enhance your status in the crowd.
As long as you know what others don't know, and say something that everyone feels is amazing, you can attract other people's attention.
After all, people may not learn about unknown territory on their own, but when someone else mentions it, they will be very interested.
The unknown not only represents mystery, but what is known from the mouth of others will be extremely vivid in people's subconscious, and more importantly, it will be a conversation between themselves and other friends of their friends.
In fact, he himself doesn't know what's going on, and he doesn't even know much about it, but he can't stand it and others don't know.
It all feels mysterious
are listening carefully
But if you don't want to learn on your own, if you have someone to find out, then you won't sit and chat with such a group of people.
After all, most of the people in the circle are the same.
The word "lazy" is enough to describe these people.
But while drinking, someone felt uncomfortable, and that was Jiang Lai.
Jiang Lai, who was planning to lose weight and planned to skip meals, was also hungry, and he couldn't eat when he was hungry, so what could he do?
Drink water, only water to relieve pressure on your stomach.
So she drank several cups of oolong tea in a row to relieve the pressure on her stomach.
This made Xu Fang very happy, thinking that Jiang Lai had a good impression of himself, so he worked harder to make tea.
But soon Jiang Lai felt dizzy, not only dizzy, but also nauseous, unsteady standing, trembling hands and feet, feeling that his whole body muscles were trembling, and even the joints of the whole body ached, and the feeling of weakness in the whole body became more and more intense.
She was not stupid, and even felt tinnitus, but fortunately she was still conscious at this time and took out her mobile phone to find the contact.
Eldest brother?
No, send a text message to the eldest brother, and this group of people will be investigated and even warned.
Call your parents?
No, I'm so old, if something goes wrong in a hurry, my eldest brother can't beat me.
Eventually a contact was found
Tingting's wife
Let's call Tingting's wife, she and her longing lover should be over dating.
Edit the information
Apartment No. XX on XX Road, come to pick me up, Tingting's wife, I love you.
Over there, Xu Tingting was watching a TV series with Chen Fan at home
The phone suddenly receives a message
Xu Tingting: "Xiaofan, I have to go out, Lailai asked me to pick her up." β
Chen Fan: "......"
Sure enough, this woman is a trouble, and even if Sister Ting doesn't do anything at home, she will get into trouble.
No, I have to let Sister Ting play less with this woman in the future.
"Then I'll go first, Xiaofan, you're at home, I'll be back in a while." Xu Tingting knew that Chen Fan didn't like Jiang Lai, and seeing that he was unhappy, she could only pick him up by herself.
I can't help it, I can't leave Lai alone.
"Wait, sister, forget it, I'll pick it up, it's a big night, I don't worry about you going out by yourself." Chen Fan looked at the black rumbling outside, how could he rest assured?
"Okay, okay~" Xu Tingting nodded unceremoniously.
Full of pride
Chen Fan: "......"
"Hahaha, Sister Ting, you really learned badly, you didn't know such a routine before, you won't play with that crazy woman in the future, you will learn badly." Chen Fan felt amused.
"Uh-huh-hmm" Xu Tingting went to get Chen Fan's coat.
Jiang Lai over there is getting more and more uncomfortable.
In the midst of her illness, she was thinking wildly, and even made up if someone wanted to harm herself.
"This is a conspiracy today?"
"It looks like drinking tea, but it's actually fishing, but unfortunately the old lady happened to hit the trap today, otherwise why are they fine, just me?"
"Look at the man's gaze, looking at me with desire in his eyes, and sure enough, as I expected, he just fell in love with the beauty of the old lady."
"Don't worry, I can still insist, my consciousness is still quite sober, just wait for Tingting's wife to come, the world is declining, people's hearts are sinister, fortunately, the old lady's bones are strange, and she can fight against this medicine, but the tea is absolutely not drinkable."
Xu Fang didn't notice the uncomfortable Jiang Lai, he only thought that Jiang Lai was sleepy, and came over with a cup of tea and said: "Miss Jiang is sleepy, we still have a show behind us, it's a pity to sleep now, come and have a cup of tea and wake up." β
"The old lady believes in your ghost!" muttering in his heart, Jiang Lai was uncomfortable and had already begun to lose his temper.
There should be BGM at this point
Jiang Lai pulled his long hair in front of his head and smiled amorously, but his eyes were suddenly sharp.
Next, face the wind!
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Jiang Lai picked up the teacup and raised it directly on Xu Fang's face.
"Huh? Sister Lai? β
"Big sister?"
The usual little dogs were frightened when they saw the eldest sister angry.
The gloom appeared on Xu Fang's face, but it immediately turned into a smile.
The big husband can bend and stretch
Can't be angry
He doesn't have the capital to get angry yet
What is this humiliation compared to money?
But that's not the end of it!
Sooner or later, Lao Tzu will let you call Dad! Xu Fang thought pervertedly.
Jiang Lai didn't have time to care about him, even if he was uncomfortable, he had to be elegant, he took out a tissue from his bag and put it at the corner of his mouth, and her mouth was already foaming at the mouth.
Twenty minutes or so
There was a knock on the door in the apartment, and someone immediately went to open the door, and the person who came was of course Chen Fan.
Black coat, with solid muscles exposed on the chest, and extremely handsome, the girl who opened the door was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help asking: "Handsome guy, are you also here to play with tonight?" Don't mind, I'll accompany you~"
Chen Fan: "......"
It was even more determined that Jiang Lai was not serious, and he had to come to this kind of place by himself.
I got angry when I thought about it, so I said coldly: "Get out!" β
Chen Fan, who had just become a peak martial artist of Ming Jin, was even more imposing when he said this.
scared that girl... shi/ up.
"It feels so good!" That girl is going to post it.
didn't have time to talk nonsense about that girl, Chen Fan broke in directly.
"Where's Jiang Lai?" Chen Fan shouted.
"Here! I'm here! Are you here to pick me up? Jiang Lai raised his hand a little funny.
"Hurry up, come with me!" Chen Fan didn't want to talk nonsense.
"You come here, help me, I don't have the strength to go." Jiang Lai closed her eyes and said, her mind was in a mess, she couldn't think anymore, she could only protect herself.
"Damn, I owe you." Chen Fan scolded, just now he glanced around, but he didn't see a serious thing, but he still came over to help Jiang Lai.
"Wait, I'll ask." Jiang Lai grabbed Chen Fan's arm, and sniffed on Chen Fan's body with his little nose.
Originally, she still maintained a cold image, but after smelling the smell of Chen Fan's body, she immediately turned into a kitten, and the whole person was attached to Chen Fan, smiling stupidly: "Hahahaha, I sent the famous fragrance, wife, you are here!" β
Others: "!!! β
, rich people have enough flowers, such a handsome guy, called by the eldest sister.... Wife?
Will play
The city will play
Chen Fan knew that Jiang Lai was calling Xu Tingting, but this was even worse, and he said with a dark face: "Don't call your wife!" β
syllable
It's just to give Jiang Lai a bit
"Hey, don't beat people in front of so many people, wife~" Jiang Lai was attacked, but he was still tired of Chen Fan.
"I said I wasn't allowed to call my wife!" Chen Fan shouted.
syllable
Smack-
"Oops, can't you go home? Husband~ Husband, let's go! Jiang Lai hugged Chen Fan's waist tightly.
"Get out!"
Chen Fan thought to himself, are you thinking about fart, after taking advantage of my sister, you still want to take advantage of me?
Directly threw Jiang Lai to the ground
"Woohoo"
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"Husband, you don't love me anymore~ I'm angry~" Jiang Lai sat on the ground, "And I can't get up, I don't have the strength to do it." β
When Chen Fan heard this, he suddenly squatted next to Jiang Lai and asked, "How do you feel?" β
Jiang Lai's consciousness is still vague, but he can still speak, foaming at the mouth: "It's that after drinking tea, I feel dizzy, dizzy, tinnitus, weak, and hungry, but it seems that something is in it, churning from the stomach to the throat, I want to vomit but can't vomit, I feel uncomfortable to death, my husband ~ husband ~ I suspect they drugged me!" Otherwise, why am I uncomfortable, they are fine? β
Jiang Lai did not forget to sue
"Brother-in-law, we didn't, wronged!"
"That's it, that's it!"
The air was noisy
"Shut up!" Chen Fan shouted.
Then there was a chilling silence
"Have you eaten? What is the meal? Chen Fan asked.
Jiang Lai: "Oh, husband, it's not you, you can't get fat when you eat dry, didn't they tell you before?" People want to lose weight, but they didn't eat it! β
Smack-
Chen Fan gave Jiang Lai another time: "You deserve it, you can do it yourself, don't you know that you can't drink tea on an empty stomach?" β
Drinking tea on an empty stomach is easy to cause tea drunkenness.
If you drink alcohol, you will get drunk, and if you drink tea, you will get drunk as well. Tea drunkenness is really not easier than drunkenness, and tea drunkenness is mostly caused by drinking too much strong tea on an empty stomach.
And tea drunkenness is sometimes more intimidating than drunkenness.
"Oh, hit people again, husband, you're so irritable today, people like it so much." Jiang Lai smiled confusedly.
"Get up, and I'll help you back." Chen Fan was speechless.
"No, people want to hug!" Jiang Lai stretched out his hands.
"Get out!" Chen Fan didn't think about it and said directly.
"That person has to carry it!" Jiang Lai said coquettishly.
Smack-
"You still dare to let my sister carry you!" Chen Fan hit again angrily.
Onlookers: "......"
Awesome!