Chapter Forty-Seven: Awkward Dance
Lu Xiaobai didn't know how to comfort the unlucky child, looked at him with pity, and finally silently added firewood to the fire.
After living in the cave for a few days, Li Xuangong's injuries improved, and Lu Xiaobai planned to leave.
Lu Xiaobai was walking out of the cave, but Li Xuangong also followed.
Lu Xiaobai turned his head in surprise and asked, "What are you doing with me?" ”
Li Xuangong scratched his head and said with a smile: "Uncle Shi, can I follow you?" ”
Lu Xiaobai couldn't help touching his cheek, his British face appeared in his mind, and he felt that he couldn't resist the temptation to confess.
"Well, is it still too handsome?" Lu Xiaobai turned his head and looked up at the sky at 45 degrees.
After being narcissistic for a long time, Lu Xiaobai said: "I'm just a miscellaneous servant of the inner sect." ”
Li Xuangong said: "I know, but I don't believe it, even if it is, it is among the reclusive miscellaneous disciples." ”
Lu Xiaobai said: "You have discovered this." ”
Thinking of those wings, Li Xuangong complained in his heart: "Have you ever covered it up?" ”
"Uncle Shi, what are you going to do?" Li Xuangong asked.
Last time I went to a place in Daze, I saw a big bird with a long flame, and I was going to hack it to death.
Li Xuangong was dumbfounded.
"It can't be a Flame Roc, right?" Li Xuangong asked.
Lu Xiaobai nodded, "It should be, it's a Dapeng bird." ”
Li Xuangong asked: "That guy doesn't hurt people, he's still a talker, and he often talks to people." ”
Lu Xiaobai's face darkened.
The last time he passed by there, suddenly a firebird appeared in the grass, and the firebird said, "Haha, there is another big stupid hat." ”
And so the beam was formed.
Of course, he wouldn't tell Li Xuangong that there was a stupid bird who scolded him for being stupid.
Passing through the poor mountains, the two came to a hot swamp.
The biogas is endless, and the flame is blazing.
There is no end to the flames, and a bird is pecking at its feathers in the flames.
Lu Xiaobai's eyes erupted with anger.
The big bird is two meters tall, and when he saw the two of them, he opened his mouth and laughed strangely: "Quack, it's you stupid hat again." ”
The wings were spread and trembled, looking comical and unbeaten.
"I want to stew the Roc!" Lu Xiaobai said.
Douqi turned into wings and flew towards the Dapeng bird.
"Boy, don't come here, Master Bird is going to be angry!" The Dapeng bird blew up, raised its feathers and said.
Lu Xiaobai flipped his hand, and the big snake scales instantly appeared in his hand, and a thunderbolt flew out of the scales and slashed directly at the Dapeng bird.
Listening only to the crackling sound, the flames of the swamp were suppressed, and the feathers that the Dapeng bird had originally stood up were even more erect at this time, with black smoke emitting from the top of its head.
"Master Bird is fighting with you!" The Dapeng bird screamed again, rushing towards Lu Xiaobai.
Lu Xiaobai flew up with a kick and smashed it directly on the bird's head, and the big bird flew back in a circle......
"I'll let you call me a stupid hat!" Lu Xiaobai stood in the air, pinching his waist, his face full of arrogance.
"Boy, there's a kind of you waiting for me to shake people." The big bird got up and used its wings to pull an old man out of its thick leg hair......
It broadcasts a number on its other wing, then puts its phone to its ear.
After a while, it seemed that someone picked it up, and it said, "Hey? Is it you? Yes, it's me, I've been beaten, you bring some people over, I'm going to cut that kid, alas, okay, hurry up. ”
Big Bird put the phone back on his legs, pinched his waist, and said arrogantly: "Boy, you are dead, my eldest brother will bring more than a hundred people over, and I will cut you to death later." ”
Boom.
Lu Xiaobai hugged his arms and looked at the big bird coldly.
About twenty minutes later, a group of people came to Edgeworth.
The black pressure is overwhelming, and he looks like a social person fighting in a group, and he is arrogant.
When the big bird saw someone coming, he hurriedly flew over flatteringly, "Brother Li, you are here." ”
Lu Xiaobai was surprised, staring at the stupid bird, but looked at it twice.
This stupid bird can really call more than a hundred people.
And one by one, the disciples of the inner sect and the outer sect are dressed up.
The group of people was led by a green fan-headed Kill Matt, with a scabbard behind his back, a sword under his feet, and a leather jacket and leather pants covered with golden chains, and his appearance was delicate, but his black lipstick and thick eyeliner were completely inhuman, and he was about twenty years old.
The person who came to the sky above the swamp, looked at Lu Xiaobai and the others, and asked, "Is it the mount you bully the deity?" Just a miscellaneous disciple, who gave you the courage? I don't know if my Li family has killed someone? ”
Lu Xiaobai nodded, "I don't know." ”
It's really not a face-saving thing at all.
The green-headed young man said arrogantly: "In this area, who doesn't give me duck head face?" Boy, now I'll give you a chance, as long as you can embarrass me in an embarrassing dance, I'll let you live and get on the cement! ”
As the words fell, a red-haired Kill Matt with cement on his left shoulder and a stereo on his right shoulder flew over, spread a carpet on the swamp, and spilled the cement.
Lu Xiaobai has a black line.
"Sorry for your mother......" he said with some sluggishness.
"Big brother, he said he was embarrassed by your mother." Redhead said.
"No way!" The green-headed young man sternly refused, "My mother studied ballet, and she can't dance like us in aristocratic dance!" ”
The corners of Lu Xiaobai's mouth twitched.
How far does this have to be secondary two?
"Phoenix Dance for Nine Days, Music Factory, Dance Ceremony Brings You ......"
The dance music above sounded instantly, and many killer Matt's neck, hands and feet began to disobey the call, began to tremble slightly, gradually increased the trembling amplitude, and finally danced hand and foot.
The demons are dancing, and the cement is flying~
For a while, the demons were dancing all over the sky, and it rained concrete......
Lu Xiaobai and Li Xuangong were dumbfounded.
Li Xuangong said: "This group of monsters, dancing here, could it be that their brains are abnormal, right?" ”
"I don't agree with Mr. Mile's broad law!" A young man with thick eyebrows and thick lips stood up, "Singing here, it doesn't have to be all neurotic. My name is Paste, I have never given up on the dream of becoming a great dancer, and everyone's dance just now is enthusiastic and creative......"
"It has ignited a fire in my pulp, and my pulp is about to explode at this moment......"
"I can't take it anymore." Li Xuangong's face was distorted, and he threw a punch into the pasty face.
This punch made the dance stand still.
Everyone looked at Li Xuangong.
Lu Xiaobai said: "Are you going to go together, or are you going to go up one by one?" ”
The green-headed young man looked at Lu Xiaobai squarely, and his face became serious.
"I'll meet you!" Greenhead Road.
I saw him jump off his saber, land lightly, and attack Lu Xiaobai with his sword.
"Hmph." Lu Xiaobai snorted coldly and threw out the scales.
The scales arced through the air, striking the blade of the sword, instantly breaking the long sword.
The two swords lose control and fall into the swamp.
"Sorry to interrupt!" The green head turned around and left.
Lu Xiaobai said: "You can go, the stupid bird stays." ”
The green head turned back and said, "I let you go, you don't want to let go of Dapeng?" Do you know who I am? I am a disciple of Zhan Feng, and my brother is Li Changsheng! I don't press you, it doesn't mean I'm afraid of you! ”