Chapter 72: Three Heroes Fight Lu Bu
In normal times, Lu Xiaodonkey is estimated to run faster than anyone else, but at this time he is drinking.
The so-called wine is intimidating, and Lu Xiaodonkey is in this state at this time, and his adrenaline is soaring.
This person dared to provoke himself, Lu Xiaodonkey was furious, picked up the beer bottle on the table and smashed it.
The cap twisted to dodge, and as soon as he turned around, he was hit in the face by a flip-flop.
Lu Xiaodonkey threw off the remaining slippers, and the whole person pounced on it, and scuffled with the peaked cap.
The cap was pressed under him, and he was also anxious, and he waved the blade in his hand and grabbed Lu Xiaodonkey's body.
Hearing a "cluck", the blade stabbed on Lu Xiaodonkey's big gold chain and flew out.
"Ahh
With a scream, Liu Jian, who was hiding under the table, won the bid, and the blade collapsed into his thigh.
Look at that position, it is only two inches away, and you can practice the evil sword technique, Liu Jian was shocked into a cold sweat.
"Let you scare labor! Let you scare labor! ”
Lu Xiaodonkey rode on the body of the cap, his fist was swinging coolly, and a strong force came from behind him, and the whole person was kicked out.
Lu Xiaodonkey got up and turned his head to see that there were two more people standing next to the cap, and the three of them were dressed the same.
Lu Xiaodonkey drank too much, rubbed his eyes, and exclaimed: ", the shadow doppelganger technique." ”
Then he was even more excited, and shouted: "Larsen! ”
Holding a round bowl with both hands, the whole person jumped high and slammed into the middle person.
He'd studied the Hokage, and the main lord was usually in the middle.
The cap that was beaten by him had just gotten up from the ground, and was on the ground by a spiral pill from Lu Xiaodonkey.
Now he said that he would not get up anymore.
Looking at the two shadow clones standing in front of him, Lu Xiaodonkey scratched his head and said with a confused expression: "It shouldn't be, did you guess wrong?" ”
The two thieves didn't care what he thought, they surrounded him and beat him up.
Lu Xiaodonkey took two punches before he reacted,, they are all entities!
There's no way, then you can only use the ultimate.
"Spicy stuffing!"
Well? No response?
In the panic, Lu Xiaodonkey couldn't gather Chakra, and he couldn't release the Shenluo Heavenly Sign, in fact, the main reason was that there were no plates around him.
Then you can only use physical techniques, Lu Xiaodonkey waved his fists and beat each other with two peaked caps.
Under the paralysis of alcohol, the pain decreased by 40% and the courage increased by 200%.
I don't know if my face is swollen, but I still beat each other bravely with the two thieves.
Lu Xiaodonkey became more and more courageous, and the two thieves had the idea of retreating, first, they couldn't stand being beaten by this madman, and secondly, they were afraid that someone would call the police.
In fact, the boss had already called the police, so many people evaded the order enough for him to feel distressed, this store was smashed like this, the boss's heart was about to be shattered into tofu scum.
If he accidentally dies again, then he won't be alive, and he will probably have to jump into the sea at night.
A few boys from Modu Finance were blocking the door, and the thief glared: "If you don't want to die, get out of the way!" ”
Several people were almost frightened, so they quickly flashed to the side, and even jumped on the table.
Lu Xiaodonkey did not fall behind, but scared the three away, and his heart was surging.
He roared: "The thief will leave and fight with me for another three hundred rounds." ”
Lift a chair and throw it over.
"Bang!"
Lu Xiaodonkey has grown up doing farm work since he was a child, and he looks thin, but his strength is really not bad.
There was a muffled sound, and the three thieves fell to the ground at the same time.
Lu Xiaodonkey looked up to the sky and laughed three times: "Who dares to fight with me!" ”
It's really fake wine that hurts people, Lu Xiaodonkey, who drank high, after such a strenuous exercise, the alcohol strength is even higher.
Jumping on the backs of the three of them, he played the chaotic cloak boxing technique.
Finally, the boss's long-awaited JC arrives.
The people are professional, and they came up directly with a roast chicken and a big nest neck, and pressed Lu Xiaodonkey to the floor.
Lu Xiaodonkey was lying on the ground and shouted: "Sneak attack me, what kind of hero is it." ”
If it weren't for the fact that discipline didn't allow it, Comrade JC would have to let him know why the flowers were so red.
Seeing that Lu Xiaodonkey was tortured, Du Juan and Wen Yi dared to approach, and hurriedly explained the matter to Comrade JC.
With the proof of the boss and the surveillance records, JC only then knew that the three people lying on the ground were thieves.
No, take them all away, and the fight is not small.
Du Juan hurriedly called the physical education teacher, who had just finished drawing lots and was about to have two drinks with a few old friends.
When I heard that Lu Xiaodonkey was caught, I almost didn't pour the wine into my nostrils, so I didn't watch it for a day!
...
Lu Xiaodonkey was bailed out, from another point of view, he can still get a righteous and courageous act.
Under the influence of the sequelae of drinking, he also dared to ask others for rewards.
The physical education teacher was so frightened that he threw him out: "The bonus is paid to the owner of the hotel." ”
Lu Xiaodonkey stopped at this time, returned to the hotel, didn't even take a shower, and fell asleep.
This sleep, he slept directly into the night, if Wen Yi hadn't knocked on the door, it is estimated that he would have forgotten tomorrow's game.
Wen Yi held a bag of cotton swabs and a bottle of iodine in her hand, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry for making you hurt like this." ”
Lu Xiaodonkey subconsciously said: "It's okay, just give the money." ”
"What?"
"Ah, no, I mean, this is what I should do, the road is uneven and roaring, my generation of young people, it should be like this."
Lu Xiaodonkey held his head high, exuding the brilliance of justice, if it weren't for his swollen pig's face, he would definitely be very attractive.
Sister Wen Yi is indeed an inward-looking person, and looked at Lu Xiaodonkey with admiration: "You are so handsome." ”
"Haha, you've discovered everything that is so deeply hidden, low-key, low-key."
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The fight inside the restaurant was videotaped by diners who ran outside the door and posted online.
Lu Xiaodonkey conquered the majority of netizens with the domineering spirit of one enemy and three enemies, and they praised and left messages one after another.
"This brother's bones are amazing, and at first glance he is a martial arts wizard."
"With one enemy and three enemies, do not fall behind, in ancient times, it was another fierce general."
and fans of Lu Xiaodonkey also watched the video.
"Damn, isn't this Lao Lu."
"I heard that I went to Pengcheng to participate in the competition, why did I start fighting as soon as I arrived at the ground."
"In ancient times, there were three heroes fighting Lu Bu, and now there are old Lu Lu fighting three bears."
"@花花."
This matter naturally reached Huahua's ears, and she immediately called.
After learning that Lu Xiaodonkey had nothing to do and the reason for the fight, Huahua finally put her mind at ease, maybe...
The big man shouted at the other end, "Whoever dares to hit my little donkey brother, I'll kill him!" Sister Huahua, buy me a ticket. ”
The black boss was also agitated: "Kill him, kill him, quack!" ”