"Special program."

An American-style burger house in a small alley in the middle of nowhere, the sound of a TV show can be heard.

The boss, who was dozing off behind the cash register, opened his eyelids, looked at the rear-projection TV hanging over his head, and thought vaguely: When will there be a special program on the noon news?

"Why did you think of notifying the emergency services?"

On TV, a front-line reporter nicknamed Evergain appeared, with a well-known hypocritical smile, and put the microphone on the lips of a young man who was dressed very ordinarily, "What was in mind at that time?" ”

"At that time, I just wanted the patient to recover as soon as possible."

The young man, who looked to be no more than eighteen or nineteen years old, replied with a blank face.

"Did you anticipate the follow-up?" The unscrupulous reporter continued to ask.

"Did you anticipate that the thief would be hit by a car when you caught him?" Lin Ling glanced at the unscrupulous reporter. This guy used to drag race on the highway just to catch a stowaway who stole and ate one of his chicken legs at a highway rest stop, and as a result, the stowaway was hit and killed by a passing ten** truck while escaping, and the uncle was found not guilty in the controversy.

The unscrupulous reporter was speechless for a while, he didn't expect that the old accounts from 20 years ago would still be remembered.

"I only hope that the media can pay more attention to the disadvantaged groups, why does this old man have rabies and no one finds out, why are there so many stray dogs in suburban university towns and no one pays attention?" Lin Ling shifted the topic to the protection of vulnerable groups and the management of stray animals, so that he would not be stupid and cheap, like the uncle next to him, and walked out of the courthouse with both hands with a V gesture, and said to the microphone that reached out to his mouth: This is what that guy deserves...... He was then sentenced to three months of re-education through labor for misconduct.

A meaty aunt suddenly rushed to the camera and pulled out a banner, shouting: "Protect the little animals!" Killing dogs and trampling on human rights! Protect the critters! Killing dogs and trampling on human rights! Protect the critters! Killing dogs and trampling on human rights! ”

"Get out of the way."

The medical staff of the emergency center carried a stretcher and squeezed the aunt of the meat pier.

The thin old man with rabies attack suddenly jumped up from the stretcher, opened his toothless mouth and bit the fat on his aunt's belly, swallowed it desperately, and sucked the pile of fat like a vacuum pump, unable to pull it open.

The scene was chaotic.

The midday news scene was cut to the studio, where two guest commentators looked at each other and began firing guns over the air, arguing whether passengers should sue the shuttle bus operator for mismanagement and endangering public safety — simply because they failed to detect rabies among the passengers in time and failed to respond "properly" when notified by the emergency center.

In the small window in the lower left corner of the picture, the manager of the bus company is drenched in cold sweat to deal with the reporter's questioning. Beside him, uniformly dressed members of the Animal Protection Society held the words "Protect the Animals!" Killing dogs and trampling on human rights! The sign sang and danced, so lively.

As for Lin Ling, who would care about a young man who has no oil and water to squeeze?

"You're famous, Zero." Li Linda sat in front of a fried counter that resembled the style of the 80s of the last century, she held up her drink and said to Lin Ling, who was fiddling with French fries and ketchup, "Congratulations." ”

"I'd rather give this opportunity to someone else." Lin Ling squeezed tomato sauce on the fries and asked the waiter, "Are these fries made of sweet potatoes?" ”

"Yes, Dog Fighting Hero." The waiter chuckled and put a bowl-sized burger on the table, "Signature burger, please use it slowly, there is no dog meat in it." ”

"I feel full."

Lin Ling put down the knife and fork speechlessly, he had the three professional books that his parents wanted in his hand, but he had already sent the scanned copies provided by the book city to his parents, and the reason why he kept these three books was nothing more than that he found that these three books were also reference books that he would use in the future, and the last page of one of the textbooks looked like an exam syllabus.

"Tell me, what's the matter with me coming out for dinner?" Lin Ling wiped his mouth, he couldn't eat too much greasy things, otherwise he would have diarrhea when he went home.

The hall resounded with the romantic melody "Confession of Love".

In the romantic music, a trace of shyness flashed on Li Linda's face, and she whispered, "Thank you." ”

"Thank me? Did I do anything good again without realizing it? Lin Ling took a sip of juice and asked pretending to be puzzled.

The cosy atmosphere was ruined.

Li Linda didn't know whether to be disappointed or sighed happily. She propped her chin and said as she adjusted the vinaigrette salad on her plate, "In the morning, the shelter called the club and told me about the wolf god. ”

"He wasn't thrown into a mental hospital as a psychopath?"

Lin Ling didn't expect that even if he and Li Linda did something like that to the wolf god, this guy still couldn't enter the mental hospital and enjoy the care of all walks of life.

"You're embarrassed to say it." Li Linda glared at Lin Ling dissatisfiedly, and the coquettish attitude revealed at that moment made Lin Ling's heart pound.

Exotic ...... that kills people

Lin Ling coughed dryly, lowered his head and wiped his forehead with a wet towel. I don't know why, he feels that Li Linda is more difficult than the succubi in "Eternity" who can't control the lower half of his body when he sees it.

"What are you thinking about again?" Li Linda thought that Lin Ling remembered what they had done to the Wild Wolf God, and she angrily stretched out her index finger and pointed at Lin Ling's head, ordering, "Forget about it." ”

"Forget what?"

Lin Ling said in hindsight: "You mean to forget that you put the underwear you wore on the Wild Wolf God?" Oh, and the chest ......."

"Shut up!" Li Linda lowered her head with a decadent expression. She pursed her lips in annoyance, glared at Lin Ling fiercely, and the fork in her hand unconsciously scratched the tablecloth, pulling out deep marks on the table, "It's not all your idea!" ”

"I didn't say I wanted you to put you on him."

Lin Ling raised her eyebrows, Li Linda's angry appearance was also quite charming, no wonder those weird websites like to put the name of "otaku god and goddess" on her when she debuted.

In fact, their wild wolf god didn't do anything excessive, nothing more than bought a few bottles of the cheapest liquor and poured them into his stomach, found a secluded place to put on women's clothes for him, and then painted a set of electric airplane cups and electric *** to help him plug in, disguised as a pervert who likes double channels, threw it near the shelter, and took away all the documents on his body that could prove his identity when he left.

Under normal circumstances, such people are treated in a psychiatric hospital as mentally ill when they are picked up in the shelter.

It's just that Lin Ling didn't expect the shelter to find out the identity of the wild wolf god.

"This guy doesn't have a criminal record, right?" He remembered that the asylum would compare fingerprints, and if the wolf god had a criminal record, it would not be difficult to identify him.

"God knows, the club bought him a ticket to Stockholm anyway." Li Linda pushed away the salad that she had turned into a mess. She picked up a knife and fork, cut open the burger house's signature burger, forked a small piece and bit down hard, munching on the juicy beef viciously, while muttering, "It's time to get on the plane." ”

"Just fled back to the Dark Council headquarters?" Lin Ling rubbed his eyebrows thoughtfully, he was not sure that the wolf god would choose to leave, there may not be flaws in the character of this kind of person, but there must be bullying the soft and fearing the hard.

"Are you sure he'll go to Stockholm instead of staying in the city and waiting for revenge?" Lin Ling voiced his concerns.

Li Linda obviously didn't think about such a profound question, her face froze, and then she sneered: "No, no, that person won't have such courage." ”

"Not really?" Lin Ling remembered very well that the wild wolf god really wanted to strangle Li Linda that day. Without saying a word, he stretched out his hand and pressed Li Linda's neck, with a slight force, and a painful expression appeared on Li Linda's face.

"If I were you, I would choose to find a place to hide, and when the wolf god shows his head again, I will catch him, and repeat the trick." Lin Ling untied the silk scarf tied to Li Linda's neck and saw a clear bruise. He withdrew his hand, picked up a napkin and wiped his fingers, looked at Li Linda with a worried look, and decided to change the topic, "Didn't you say that there are people in the club who have anything to do with him?" ”

"Flower bones, it's the club she introduced the wolf god to join." Li Linda reported a name that Lin Ling had some impressions of.

"The Ranger? The wolf god can really hug his thighs. Lin Ling remembered that Hua Guduo was a core member of the core of the Hammer of Doom, and both the senior members of the club and the guild management looked at her differently. She is also an inspirational figure herself, and she has a lot of supporters, "I think, the wolf god will contact her, which part of the flower bone is in charge of recently?" ”

"Recently, I was in charge of guild affairs and made up for the position of the Wild Wolf God." Li Linda replied truthfully.

"Fill the position of the wolf god? Tyrannical creatures. Lin Ling knocked on the table, letting a professional player manage the affairs of the guild, this is equivalent to roasting her on the stove, if the flower bones are not resentful, it will be hell. Whoever this resentment will be vented on, there is no need for him to say more, Li Linda will also understand.

"Still, this is your chance."

"Huh?" Li Linda looked at Lin Ling puzzled, why would it be her chance to be unlucky? She has been being targeted by the flower bones lately.

"You think, if the flower bones are delegated to manage the guild, then the professional team will inevitably lack manpower." Lin Ling thought it was time to help Li Linda and help her take the position ahead of schedule.

Eternity is not a one-man game, and the more allies the better.

"I introduced a friend to Yama Shark, the thief in the team yesterday, who has a love-hate relationship." Lin Ling wants to create a chance for Li Linda, as for how far she can go, it's up to her, "Yama Shark will organize someone to have an expert-level mage treasure room, you can fight for a place." ”

"How?" Li Linda leaned forward slightly, not noticing that her actions fell in the eyes of others, as if she was going to kiss Lin Ling.

Li Linda didn't notice it, but Lin Ling did. He turned over slightly, deliberately stretched out his arm and put it on the table, leaving the back of his head for the waiter who was paying attention here, and whispered in Li Linda's ear: "Tell Yan Luo Shark that you are my person." ”

Clang!

Li Linda was so surprised that she didn't even react when the knife and fork in her hand fell to the ground.

"Hahahaha!" She suddenly burst out into a burst of laughter to hide the panic in her heart, laughing so much that she didn't even realize that tears were rushing out of her eyes, "Little brother, you better read your books carefully." ”

Lin Ling shrugged his shoulders senselessly, this can be regarded as being issued a good person card, right?

But......

He handed a napkin to Li Linda, even if she didn't say so, as long as she opened her mouth to fight for a place with the Yama Shark, then the Yama Shark would guess in this regard.

Flower bones and wolf gods will also guess in this direction!