583 Tonight, Poppy Joins the War (2-in-1)
"That bastard! Romani, are you ready? ”
Yu Ji said hatefully, gritting her teeth, and Roman was frightened.
When Tang Hao summoned everyone to Gensokyo before, there was no wedding dress, so when he told Yu Ji, it was just an ordinary party, and Yu Ji was not very interested in such a party, she still liked to be alone and quiet, but after all, she hadn't seen Tang Hao for a while, so she didn't refuse.
After that, Roman was quick to talk about the wedding dress.
This matter is actually not a secret in the chat room, Olmet didn't hide it at all when they contacted Roman on the public channel, but thought that the women were fighting and killing because of a wedding dress, which was very interesting, so they said it one by one, and even used a little exaggeration, not only Roman, but even Megumi Kato, who practiced ninjutsu in the Hokage world, knew about it.
These girls regretted it a little, they knew that there was such a wedding dress, they shouldn't have come to the Hokage world, it would be good, the three-day shuttle value recovery time, they couldn't get over it at all, otherwise the wedding dress war should also have their share.
Of course, with their current ability, even if they really participate, they are probably just cannon fodder.
However, there is no absolute in everything, and the script of the weak counterattacking is not often seen in movie animation, if you are lucky, the strong will lose both, and they will have the opportunity to pick up the cheap.
So after getting the news,Megumi Kato and the others immediately returned to their own world.,Just wait for the three-day cooldown time to pass and go to Gensokyo.,Although I don't know if the wedding war is over at that time.,But you have to give it a try.。
Orochimaru actually wanted to come over, but unfortunately, he was grounded by Kaguya.
It's okay for him to deceive Kato Eyuki these little girls, fifteen or sixteen-year-old girls are indeed not as scheming as him, but in front of Kaguya, a thousand-year-old goblin, she is still too tender.
Don't think that Kaguya is an otaku, just a stupid white sweet with no scheming, you must know that before being an otaku, she was still a princess of the moon, and what she was best at was politics and people's hearts, otherwise, just with the identity of a princess, she could make Penglai medicine a lunar taboo, how could it be possible, Feng Ji Yiji's two sisters didn't die.
Especially after being exiled to the earth, he was reborn with Taketori Hime, and then made a Taketori Monogatari, using five problems to play the big names such as the emperor of Japan at the time, which is not something that can be done just by face, only face, but no real ability, I'm afraid that I have already been arrested by the nobles as a concubine.
Therefore, in terms of scheming and means, looking at the entire Gensokyo, there are actually few people who can compare to Kaguya, and compared to her, Mei Hong is stupid and sweet.
Even Tang Hao, compared to Kaguya, it was just a child's play.
Kuriyama's future strength is not weak, and she doesn't need to learn any ninjutsu, why would she go to the Hokage World with Megumi Kato, in fact, it was arranged by Kaguya to prevent Orochimaru.
So at this time, Kaguya directly grounded Orochimaru, which can be regarded as a little punishment for his class.
Well, this matter has nothing to do with the wedding dress, but due to the appearance of Wenwen Daily, the incident began to escalate.
After all, mahjong can only be played by four people, Tang Hao has seven people on their side, and three people are idle, especially Sakata Yinshi, he was flying and beaten again today, and he was bullied by Tang Hao miserably, and there was no way to retaliate back in force, so he took advantage of Tang Hao's inattention, and secretly passed the interview of Wenwen Daily to the chat room.
It's really half of it, half of it is fake, and in the end, the content of this interview becomes: Tang Hao wants to marry a bride in Gensokyo, so he held a wedding dress war, and the one who grabbed the wedding dress was the bride.
Of course, it wasn't just Sakata Gintoki who passed the news, and when this result was finally transmitted, everyone was very witty to delete the previous speech, and then chose to speak anonymously, Tang Hao was obsessed with the flying man, and he didn't notice it at all.
Even if you notice, at most they will all be beaten, can you still kill them?
These people are not afraid of being beaten, but Roman is still afraid, he is now thin and tender, if he is accidentally beaten, it is estimated that he will have to lie on the hospital bed for a long time, so when Mustard Hinako asked, he didn't dare to hide it at all, and directly showed the chat history.
When Mustard Hinako saw it, she was so angry that she directly transformed into Yu Ji.
Wedding dress or something, she actually doesn't care much, after all, she is an elf, and there are still some differences between human beings in terms of ethical values, and the concept that a woman must wear a wedding dress once in her life is actually very weak in her, even if it is the name of husband and wife, this kind of thing is dispensable.
Life and death in the roots, that kind of experience has actually proved everything to her, and even if Tang Hao occasionally does something out of the ordinary, she can turn a blind eye and treat it as if it never happened.
After all, the most important period of her life is in Daqin, and the rest of the time is either on the run or in seclusion, but it has no effect on her, and in the Daqin era, it is normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines, so even if Tang Hao really finds a concubine in the future, she is not unacceptable.
But!
Even if you really want to find a concubine, you have to get the consent of the old lady, what's the matter now?
You get a wedding dress out, don't ask the old lady if you want it, just throw it to those women to grab it, don't the old lady exist?
Indeed, the old lady doesn't need a wedding dress, but this thing is different from the invitation card to join the group after all, even if you don't want it, you have to ask first.
In short, this incident made Yu Ji very angry, and that expression frightened Roman next to him to dare not speak.
Originally, he also wanted to help Tang Hao explain, saying that these rumors were actually from the newspaper, Tang Hao might not really think so, but after thinking about it, Yu Ji was angry, and he helped explain, if Yu Ji didn't believe it, he might still suspect that he and Tang Hao were in the same boat, and he wouldn't be beaten.
Roman didn't doubt this possibility at all, after all, this woman had no IQ, and she was stupid and sweet.
No, Yu Ji is indeed very stupid, and white is also very white, but sweet may not be, stupid white violence is almost the same, violent violence!
Think about it carefully, Tang Hao is quite pitiful for such a woman, although she is indeed very beautiful, more beautiful than her wife, but you have to suppress her before you enjoy it, if you can't hold it down and can't explain it clearly, then most of you will have to be beaten, but ...... Whatever, it was Tang Hao who was beaten anyway, and he was soft-spoken, so don't get involved in this.
When the time comes, people will fight at the head of the bed and close the end of the bed, and they will be beaten for no reason, thanks to it!
"That, I can use the positioning function to go directly to a group friend's side, should we go to Tang Hao's first? Miss Mustard. Roman said cautiously, and suddenly felt that he was quite pitiful, obviously he was a member of the chat room, and his status should be higher than that of non-group members, why did he seem to be someone's little brother now?
No, I want to become stronger, and that Bamen Dunjia also has to learn hard, so as not to be bullied in the future!
Roman secretly made up his mind, but Yu Ji shook his head, "No, don't go to Tang Hao, anyway, even if I don't go to him, he will come to me, the top priority now is the wedding dress, you can locate a female group member casually, and I will go to her side to have a look." ”
The old lady wants to see which stealing cat it is, taking advantage of her absence, to make up her mind!
Roman didn't speak, just nodded in agreement.
The shuttle was immediately opened, and the two immediately went to Gensokyo.
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Although it is said to be casually positioned, Roman really doesn't dare to find a random one, after all, the current Yu Ji looks like she is going to beat people, if the female group member who is located by him also happens to be snatching the wedding dress, that is, the eldest woman beats the junior, even if she is beaten, there is nowhere to reason, and when the time comes, it is estimated that he, an accomplice, will not be able to escape a beating.
After all, he is a waster, since he dares to snatch the wedding dress, he must not be weak, he can't beat Yu Ji, can't he beat him!
Therefore, Roman wittily positioned Kaguya.
Kaguya, the character who has awakened the second soul, is second only to Yakumo Purple in the chat room, and it is difficult for Yu Ji to fight her, even if the two meet, they may not be able to fight, and Kaguya is still an administrator, and the administrator covers him as an ordinary group member, so it shouldn't be a big problem.
In an instant, when Roman opened his eyes again, he saw an elegant figure floating in the air in front of him, with long black hair, wearing twelve single clothes, and his eyebrows were slightly twisted, as if he was searching for something, it was Kaguya.
Of course, Kaguya also noticed, and his gaze shifted downward, "How did you get here?" ”
"That ......" Roman didn't know what to say, and was hesitating, when he suddenly noticed the murderous aura coming from the side, he was shocked, and hurriedly said, "We learned about the wedding war before, and you are the only one who participates, so ...... Let's just come over and have a look, and by the way, ......"
"Ask what?"
"That...... Was the wedding dress war organized by Tang Hao? Used to pick that ......."
Roman said so badly, as if he was stammering, because he was really a little afraid, don't ask, Yu Ji is going to beat him, ask, when the time comes, it will reach Tang Hao's ears, Tang Hao will definitely beat him, these two people, none of them are good!
Kaguya was stunned for a moment, she didn't understand it at first, but when she noticed Yu Ji's somewhat vigilant expression, she suddenly realized something in her heart, smiled secretly, and then sighed, "Yes, it turns out that you already know." ”
Roman's face changed slightly, "...... so"
"That's right, the reward of the last hero-level dungeon, Tang Hao drew a wedding dress, called the Innocent Wedding Dress, this wedding dress has an inexplicable attraction to women, and it is woven by immortals, containing fairy energy, as long as you wear it, anyone will benefit immensely. Tang Hao took it out, originally thinking that everyone would study it together, but as a result, Elusa suddenly took action and snatched it. ”
"Snatched, what about the bride?"
Kaguya smiled slightly, "Of course that statement is false. ”
Hearing this, Roman and Yu Ji both breathed a sigh of relief, but then-
"Although the statement of choosing a bride is a rumor, but how to say it, the owner of the wedding dress is Tang Hao after all, even if someone else grabs it, it is very simple for him to take it back, and as long as someone realizes the benefits of the wedding dress, they will naturally find a way to please Tang Hao, so that they can wear it for a while, in fact, I also want to grab the wedding dress as soon as possible and stop them, after all, if there are too many competitors...... Uh, ahem. Speaking of this, Kaguya suddenly coughed a few times, and his face was a little unnatural.
At the same time, Roman's face changed greatly, and Yu Ji was also iron-blue.
Although Kaguya didn't say it very specifically, everyone is not a fool, the selection of the bride is fake, but the wedding dress is real, such a big wedding dress battle, in the process of scrambling, it is inevitable that no one will try to wear it, then you will realize the benefits of the wedding dress, and in the end, this wedding dress will still return to Tang Hao's hands, so the people who wear the wedding dress will also go to Tang Hao, back and forth......
Tang Hao is not just choosing a bride, he clearly wants to open a harem!
Damn it's dangerous!
Roman suddenly felt pity, fortunately he didn't help Tang Hao explain before, otherwise even if he wasn't beaten just now, he would definitely be beaten now, Tang Hao's guy was too inflated, he even thought about opening a harem, did he think it was still a feudal era?
Yu Ji closed her mouth and did not speak, but her eyes gradually became dangerous.
If Kaguya admits that Tang Hao is choosing a bride with a wedding dress, she will think that it is a rumor, after all, this kind of thing is too strange to think about, even if there are some women in the chat room who have a good impression of Tang Hao, but after all, not all, how can everyone want to be Tang Hao's bride.
But now that the wedding dress is the main body, it makes sense.
Tang Hao used wedding dresses to attract the majority of women, so that everyone realized that the wedding dress was good, and realized that Tang Hao was good, so over time, these women could not guarantee that they would not fall in love with Tang Hao under the attraction of the wedding dress.
Not to mention, this possibility is very high, after all, Tang Hao is not bad-looking, his strength is also strong, and he is still the administrator of the chat room, which perfectly matches the identity of Prince Charming, and then through the channel of the chat room, it can be said that the future is unlimited, and it is too simple for such an identity to tempt some ignorant girls.
Even, with Tang Hao's current strength, as long as he goes to a low-martial world, pretends to be a few coercions, and saves the world or something, it is estimated that there will be a large number of ignorant girls who will take the initiative to post upside down.
Of course, with the improvement of Tang Hao's identity realm, he probably doesn't look down on ordinary women, but the women in Gensokyo are not bad, such as Sanae in Dongfeng Valley, Alice and the like, Yu Ji has also seen them, these women are not only beautiful, but also strong, and there is also a backstage, maybe Tang Hao is beating their idea!
Moreover, this kind of cleverness is also in line with Tang Hao's consistent style.
That's right, that's for sure!
The more she thought about it, the more she felt that it made sense, after all, men are like this, they want to pursue more when they are rich and powerful, haven't you looked at those emperors in ancient times, all of them have three palaces and six courts, and Tang Hao, if he really wants to develop, he is no worse than those emperors, and even he has more room for development.
It's just that this kid is also a little inflated, and he actually wants to open a harem in Gensokyo!
"This bastard!" Thinking of this, Yu Ji couldn't help but curse again.
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